May 2025

rickybabyboy:

Dont worry i bite and kicka you

IDs:

Image 1: Orange and white tabby laying down and winking at the camera

Image 2: Same cat motion blurred grabbing at the camerapersons hand

magnetic-deflection:

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

abalidoth:

celeste-the-witch:

celeste-the-witch:

how do you pronounce [normal word everyone pronounces the same way]?

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[exasperated explanation of the concept of engagement bait]

abalidoth:

celeste-the-witch:

celeste-the-witch:

how do you pronounce [normal word everyone pronounces the same way]?

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[exasperated explanation of the concept of engagement bait]

abalidoth:

celeste-the-witch:

celeste-the-witch:

how do you pronounce [normal word everyone pronounces the same way]?

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

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[exasperated explanation of the concept of engagement bait]

abalidoth:

celeste-the-witch:

celeste-the-witch:

how do you pronounce [normal word everyone pronounces the same way]?

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[exasperated explanation of the concept of engagement bait]

abalidoth:

celeste-the-witch:

celeste-the-witch:

how do you pronounce [normal word everyone pronounces the same way]?

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

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theoneofwhomisblue:

theoneofwhomisblue:

crispylilworm:

blossposs:

theoneofwhomisblue:


mutt-boy:

lets overthrow mama

conarcoin:

autisthc:

anphivenas:

jesterbots:

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE’VE A BEAST TO SLAY

phoenix:

leofwines:

icyplatinum:

orcboxer:

Have you seen the new show? It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee. It’s on Poodee with ads. It’s literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it’s on Gumpy. It’s a Pheebo original. It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It’s on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

A screenshot from Monster Con showing a anthropomorphic leech saying the following: Hiiiii! I'm Bernice, and this is Marla. We're representatives from Poob, a Dippy subsidiary, partnered with Pheebo LLC.ALT

You got immortalised in the new Monster Prom game

zoologica42:

Temperate Lake Dashboard Simulator

🐦‍⬛2xcrested_cormorant Follow
Going to try and eat this weird fish

♻️🐦‍⬛2xcrested_cormorant Follow
wilmdlife hopital

🐸rana-bufo Follow
No one can ever truly understand what BULL4rog’s music means to me 😭 this song in particular argrgrgrgrgrg the way he puffs out his vocal sack asdfghjk

BULL4rog: listen here on spotify

♻️🐸rana-bufo Follow
I think I huave chytrid

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I just migrated here from finstagram please be nice

🐠powerbottomfeeder Follow

I have HAD IT with this lake, it’s the third day in a row we’ve had nitrates above 8 ppm and uug the algae, my allergies I can’t do this

♻️🐟carpy-diem Follow

Lol we regularly get nitrates up to 20 ppm in my lake

♻️🦞crawdaddy Follow

uhhh you shouldn’t be bragging about that, it’s really unsafe

♻️🐟carpy-diem Follow

suck it you little oligotrophic bitch

🐢snappturt Follow

Dear Tumblr, am I the Basshole for the way I catch minnows?

I was chatting with some of the guys I bask with and they said the way I catch minnows is problematic;

What I do is I sit on the bottom of the lake, I hide myself in the mud and I open my mouth. My tongue looks a lot like a little worm so I wiggle it around- and because of that, minnows swim over and check it out. Once they get close enough, then I bite down and eat them.

Some of my rockmates have told me that this is manipulative and toxic behavior- but they also eat minnows…I don’t know guys…

Am I the Basshole?

YTB

NTB

JBH

NBH

ESH

INFO

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🦆tree hole-nester-acorn-eater Follow

is it just me, or is this super homoerotic???

🐟bigpikexxl Follow
liveblogging diving down to the bottom

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dark

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big log

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rock

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kinda cold

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oh hi @deepwatersculpin!!!

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oh hey @bigpikexxl!!!

never thought i’d seen one of my mutuals irl!!! I didn’t even know we lived in the same lake!!!

🐠Shadlad Follow
I’m not sorry, and I’m not afraid to say it, if you’re an introduced species, go dry yourself out. You’re not welcome to eat up all of our resources and live in my ancestral longs and rock crags. These things are for us to relate to and not for you to squander.

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Can’t believe this type of fishcourse is still popular on this site, introduced species didn’t choose to be introduced and have as much of a right to live as anyone else. Bigotry against introduced species is still bigotry and that’s a hill I will dry on.

♻️🐠Shadlad Follow
Go ahead, dry yourself out then ;)

♻️🪷nootnootnewt Follow
Hey man, I hate invasive species as much as anyone else but please stop telling people to beach themselves for political reasons- yeah that includes inavsives too

♻️🦐typical_scud Follow
Did you legit just use the word Invas*ve to describe introduced species?

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anyone in this thread eat pondweed?

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A colab with my mutual @2xcrested_cormorant after they got released from the wildlife hospital. They haven’t been on much since the Fish and Wildlife Service released them in the wrong lake and it took them a while to get back to their colony.
We hope this guide will help you avoid accidentally eating/engaging with bait!

wizardofprogression:

jettkuso:

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

this is the greatest advertisement of our culture ive ever seen

j-tee:

who let this bird on the train

waggoboyo:

waggoboyo:

me when I have to learn about dinosaurs because I am bored

“60 Million years ago”

Obviously not true. Several of my friends are raptors you see

hyratel:

captain-jenmerica:

deadddeviant:

rigil-kentauris:

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

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I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard. 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”

naamahdarling:

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel it’s a good time to point out that it’s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently

Breaking the law, even an unjust law, has consequences that not all can afford. But also a very large number of us are also very stupid, or very confused, or very lazy, and so it’s not unreasonable that someone at the bottom of the chain of command might make a typo, or misplace some paperwork, or leave a Friday afternoon email for Monday morning.

When something goes wrong, or an operation slows down, because a low-level worker somewhere sent a package to the wrong address or left someone on hold for an hour or didn’t fill out a particular form correctly- Do you immediately assume malicious intent? Or do you usually just brush it off as some underpaid idiot being bad at their job?

You also gotta not brag about it.
Keep your political opinions on the down low. Be noncommittal or ignorant or undecided. Say things like “I’ve never heard of that”, “where did you hear that?” or “that’s interesting, I heard a conflicting story from here, how weird”. Never be outwardly confidant of what you know. When there is a silence, don’t fill it- leave the space and let the other fill it for you. That’s how you get information, that’s how you find sources, that’s how you reduce the value of anything others get out of you.

Virtue signalling by wearing pins and ribbons and loudly declaring your place is not safe in some environments. It will place scrutiny on you and everything you touch. Nobody believes the guy who says “fuck my boss and everything he stands for” scratches the boss’s car by accident, even if it is an accident.

If you want to slow the march of a tank, filling the path with mud is going do more than laying down in front of it.

If you are feeling hopeless, think about how many people are doing this and you don’t know because they are not fucking talking about it because you SHOULDN’T. The stories about this sort of thing won’t come out for a long time, if ever, but many many people are already doing this and you can be one of them.

toku-joe:

rickybabyboy:

Orange and white tabby laying on his back being pet on his chest, he is raising his arms in the airALT

YAY!!!!

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on his back being pet on his chest, he is raising his arms in the air

sovietunion:

occultbooks:

occultbooks:

every time someone says “look how they’re looking at each other! they’re in love!” about a non-canon ship i just think of the kuleshov effect for a second but then i come to my senses and decide to have fun

ok i’m going to explain the kuleshov effect because im a film student and its fascinating to me. basically its the principle of film storytelling that states that you can juxtapose a blank expression with an image and the audience will read a different emotion from the expression depending on the juxtaposed image. its incredibly interesting to me.

derezzcartes:

guysonroblox:

guysonroblox:

fireball-me:

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored “news” article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product…

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

taxchurchesfundhealthcare:

40ouncesandamule:

memewhore:

Texas gave up that land so they could keep slavery:

“When Texas sought to enter the Union in 1845 as a slave state, federal law in the United States, based on the Missouri Compromise, prohibited slavery north of 36°30’ parallel north. Under the Compromise of 1850, Texas surrendered its lands north of 36°30’ latitude.”

Tell me more about how critical race theory shouldn’t be taught in school.

I am a grown ass man and I just learned about this 5 minutes ago.  Fuck everything about trying to hide the sins of our past.

callmedawgz:

gay-hopeless-romantic:

The U.S. in a gif series.

Pls keep reblogging this till this become a classic tumblr post , because it needs to be

podplease:

txttletale:

wikipediahmms:

cocktail recipe

A score of milk for one part rye

Named for america’s most famous guy

Now add some aid both kool and lemon

Pour in moxie nice and even

Share it with your closest friends

Theres so much it never ends

White washington its much too bland

Takes all the milk you have on hand

milanesa42:

catilinas:

mint-swirl:

sillhouette-hedron:

charl0ttan:

I TRANSITIONED TO 100 GENDERS IN 100 HOURS

miss beast…

fullcravings:

Ultimate Blueberry Cheesecake

slickskullshock:

official-linguistics-post:

armchair-factotum:

landmoose:

memewhore:

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

official linguistics post

we should go back to calling baby pigs porkets

slickskullshock:

official-linguistics-post:

armchair-factotum:

landmoose:

memewhore:

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

official linguistics post

we should go back to calling baby pigs porkets

slickskullshock:

official-linguistics-post:

armchair-factotum:

landmoose:

memewhore:

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

official linguistics post

we should go back to calling baby pigs porkets

slickskullshock:

official-linguistics-post:

armchair-factotum:

landmoose:

memewhore:

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

official linguistics post

we should go back to calling baby pigs porkets

woodrider:

woodrider:

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I’m so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

I don’t know

woodrider:

ma'am, I’m going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

dredsina:

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than “Sorry I’m not interested.” No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I’m not interested. Don’t answer their questions. Don’t give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I’m not interested.

weardgirl:

they are finally giving me a magnificent gilded cup for all of the folding chairs ive helped put away at various events and functions

cryptid-catnip:

girlwith15cents:

The “trans women are women” leaving people’s bodies when the trans woman says she lives and experiences life as a woman

randomalienencounter:

lookashiny:

(via Pinterest)

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sabrebash:

dreamed there was this big moth with the soul of a 3 year old girl in it and when she wanted to be held she’d do this

goosefan96:

People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this


More like shoebill dork

exit-pursued-by-spiders:

drchucktingle:

crab-detector:

why-rock-look-tasty-if-no-eat:

ottermatopoeia:

autumngracy:

fortunes-haven:

roach-works:



GOOD NEWS FOR CRAB FANS EVERYWHERE

Please click through and read the article. It just keeps getting better and better.

Because the crabs are raised in a lab, they don’t have any experience with predators. So before putting them onto the reef, Spadaro and his team may have to condition them to fear things like octopuses, snappers, and groupers.

One way to do this is by using puppets modeled after predators. By putting these puppets in the tanks while poking at the crabs, the crabs learn to move away from the threat. Several months ago, Mote partnered with a local elementary school and had students craft hand puppets, modeled after crab predators, to use in fear conditioning. (Fortunately, the crabs don’t have great vision.)

“Can you describe your prior work experience?”

“I’m a professional crab botherer.”

Fuck yeah!!!!

Crab detected! ✅

lornagonigall:

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch

starbuck:

so many bands write songs about “relatable issues” that don’t resonate while the mountain goats write songs about issues no one has ever experienced before that are universal

cyanwrites:

liberalsarecool:

DEI does not mean lower standards.

You are thinking of white privilege.

Female surgeons have better overall patient outcomes than male surgeons.

Departments with a significant percentage of female surgeons have better overall patient outcomes for all surgeons.

This is demonstrated in study after study after study.

Why? Because surgery is such a male-dominated field that a female surgeon has to be orders of magnitudes better than her male peers to be considered for the same job positions/research grants, etc.

And when you get enough female surgeons in a department, they start being able to influence decision-making to improve patient safety and procedure efficacy for the entire department.

But hospitals don’t like hiring female surgeons because they might do something inconvenient like needing time off to give birth to the next generation.

DEI in medicine doesn’t just ensure a genuinely merits-based hiring process, as opposed to a convenience-based one.

DEI in medicine saves lives, literally.