have you heard of it!! it’s called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it’s the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying
my habit of using a ship name when i mean “these characters are close friends and queer which blurs whatever platonic/romantic line that is enforced by cishet standards”
the difference between Haymitch and Katniss’s narration is so funny. Haymitch would give us everyone’s social security number if he knew them, while Katniss wouldn’t even tell us her mom’s name.
Sometimes it does feel weird talking about NSFW bans because you either see it discussed in the sense of “NSFW bans are bad because the systems just randomly shoot innocent queer people!” or “The NSFW was bad (supposedly) but all the weirdos who jacked off to porn went away so things are nicer now” and its like
man that’s great meanwhile I don’t think Mastercard should decide if I pay someone to draw Cynthia from Pokemon being brainwashed or not.
There’s just this unspoken rule that kink art is inherently disposable or cheap or not worth defending and man kink art rocks. I love people who create it. People who write about kink and draw it and live it are the coolest fucking people ever and they shouldn’t be targeted period.
life has become so much better since deciding to consume media with unbridled joy. i don’t care if people think it’s cringe, i don’t care if there are flaws. i can simultaneously acknowledge these faults while loving and consuming media that brings me joy.
PSA: Please for the love of God stop using the word “cretin”. It’s a slur for people born with congenital hypothyroidism (CHT, that used to be called cretinism) that causes physical and intellectual disability.
I think it’s unrealistic to expect a blanket moratorium on insults about intelligence, but words like “mong/mongoloid” (anti-Asian slur later applied to people with Down Syndrome), “spaz”, “downie”, “midget” and “cretin” refer to people born with specific developmental disorders. If you care enough not to use the “r–word”, please steer clear of these as well.
Reblogging with the addendum that the r-word is making a comeback nowadays, which tracks with the rise of fascism. If making intellectually disabled people (like my brother) into an object of mockery is right and normal for you, you are an eugenicist piece of shit who can’t clear the absolute lowest bar for humanity and decency.
little kids make me laugh. i was at a party yesterday and a kid was there and she noticed that i have a long straight cut along the length of my thumb and asked about it, so i told her it was a cat scratch, almost healed, didn’t hurt. and then she was sorta staring and touching it for a bit and went “you had bone surgery. because there were termites in your bones.”
so i played along and went “oh man, i hope they got em all!” and she went “no. they put in more.” lmao
technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,
I want a new character
Then make one.
Everyone talking about posts that changed their brain chemistry seem to be leaving out this classic, which probably propelled me into activism and more self confidence in a way that I cannot put into words.
why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel
an insane response, but i can’t fight this. carry on
why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel
an insane response, but i can’t fight this. carry on
So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:
A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.
What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”
After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”
This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:
This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so many…many reasons.
I still won’t forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn’t sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren’t real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again
Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink
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