May 2025

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.

I cant do the story justice myself. Google “The Protestant Reformation” for more details, I hear a few people have done deep dives

I'm Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

theannoyingquestionsblog:

autumngracy:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

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I—

Mulan, introducing her soldiersona: Hello yes it is me, a twink

Shang, sweating: welcome to the army

seerofmike:

i need you guys to look at this fuckign post

ladymirdan:

fishmechs:

Digital drawing of Bulbasaur,ivysaur,and venusaur from Pokemon. They’re lined up in a row . Bulbasaur is smiling, ivysaur is laying on the ground with one eye open, and venusaur is sitting on the ground looking upset. The background is white.ALT

meows-at-ur-post:

jarojam:

Stole this tweet so I could put it here and have the ability to reblog it a bajillion times in row

Meow

meows-at-ur-post:

jarojam:

Stole this tweet so I could put it here and have the ability to reblog it a bajillion times in row

Meow

moonshineshrew:

Being nefarious with mama

slormp:

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

darkbloomiana:

stabbyhobbit:

there’s a good collection in the tags

[ID:

#lesbian house or giving the gay friend a little tour choose your player

#my extroverted friends taking my autistic ass to places for enrichment

#he looks like a 56 year old pet chihuahua whose confused on where it is

#its bc house is a lesbian

#i could make house into a lesbian if i really wanted

#(shifts my internal view to make him a he/him butch on t who thinks he passes too well as a man to participate in the community)

what-day-of-the-week:

original-blog-deactivated:

petitshuu:

when ur friend leave and u have nothing to do

Original poster deactivated 1’st of July 2016

July 1 2016 was a Friday!

tonysaintborgi:

eremitical:

eremitical:

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

gotinterest:

driving in the city is all about using your maximum amount of brain power to avoid a vehicular manslaughter charge while seemingly everyone else around you has made it their holy mission to get hit by your car

edraculation:

><> <- fish

superdeluxeaverage:

why does autofill want me to go evil mode

d4l-archive:

trying hard not to be controversial here .. trying not to step on any toes but ……… i like some things 😳 and i………. dislike some things 😳 and. sometimes i even . don’t care about stuff 😳 Please dont hate me im sorry

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mx-selfdestruct:

goobra:

bro is it parasocial to experience art

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mx-selfdestruct:

goobra:

bro is it parasocial to experience art

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mx-selfdestruct:

goobra:

bro is it parasocial to experience art

lovelesswav:

thesuncantreachyouhere:

I love trans men. The world would be unbearable without trans men

bralnwashed:

I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend

“My friend said” “this is my friend” “they’re my friend”

Im freaking out inside every time

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

I’m so glad that things like survivorship bias and statistical outliers became memes I wish more critical thinking skills would become widely-understood this way, I’m not kidding let’s get on this

”Turtles are showing up full of straws” “Nobody was trans when I was your age” “Why does everyone have allergies now” “Our ancestors survived without vaccines” “My grandma never had an income or driver’s license and THEY were married for decades” “I’m saving the rest of my medication for later cause I feel better now”

Look at the plane until you understand

My momma used to tell us not to fear the noises we heard in the woods at night because if something designed to kill us wanted to kill us then we wouldn’t hear it coming and at the time it was horrifying and unsettling but now I wish we all had heard that at least once growing up

claracatcyan:

claracatcyan:

Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?

Don’t worry though, i can add my own comment that shows i didn’t understand your original post

what-even-is-thiss:

Number one problem with being a trans guy who only passes most of the time is that around strangers I never know if something is a man situation or a woman situation

innerchildabortionclinic:

obsessed with this. grandprev. much better than prev prev prev or whatever honestly I like it

yume-fanfare:

top places to publicly overshare online:

boppinbobby:

yeiyeaaah. darkness 🦞 imprisoning me🦞all that i see🦞absolute horror🦞 i cannot live

edraculation:

do not buy the switch 2

mckitterick:

alys-is-rabbit:

vbartilucci:

mckitterick:

mckitterick:

On April 13, 1985, Danuta Danielsson - a Jewish-Polish woman whose mother was taken to a concentration camp in WWII - hit a local neonazi with her handbag in Växjö, Sweden.

Update: The neonazis were subsequently expelled from the city, and a statue was erected in her honor.

This week 34 years ago, Danuta Danielsson demonstrated how much respect fascists deserve.

Well played, Danuta Danielsson.

And good aim.

She hit them so hard they were banished from that land forever. Iconic

Happy 40th Annual Hit a Nazi with a Handbag Day

stardella:

You know damn well that babys a runner

angelicguy:

Yeah my cousin said he took the red AND the blue pill it’s called the purple pill and if you take it they let you make strategy guides for video games before they come out

themamapost:

let’s stare lovingly at mama

the-haiku-bot:

hopefulproject:

FELL IN LAVA PRIDE FLAG

  •  the blue represents the diamonds you were seeking in your foolish quest
  •  the greys represent the stone you dug straight through 
  •  the brown represents minecraft steve, who died due to your carelessness 
  • the orange represents lava 
  • the red also represents lava, but could be taken as the red screen that appears when you die

the blue represents

the diamonds you were seeking

in your foolish quest

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

foodffs:

SIZZLING RICE SOUP

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

scp-threats-is-back:

pope—francis:

queen-eliz-2:

draculadhd:

important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying

  • their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians
  • their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results
  • Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths
  • they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)
  • Jschlatt predicted both deaths
  • they were both heads of their respective Church
  • the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday

i’ll be updating this post as i find more things out!

Oh my gosh

more-incorrect-hs-quotes:

were–ralph:

abronzeagegod:

viralfrog:

same dude

okay i thought the robot was lame i get it now this is why it was so cool in the 80’s or whatever

prialinde:

sugary-sheep:

I don’t think anyone can say they had a truly healthy childhood. I feel like there’s a baseline level of trauma that comes with the fact that you’re the legal property of someone else for your most vulnerable years, no matter how great your parents are, and this only gets exponentially worse for every degree away from perfect experts with principled objections to normative child abuse your parents are.

The simple presence of this factoid causes damage proportional to how aware you are of it at the time. I know that even if my parents had done things better, I don’t know how they’d reconcile the fact that my perspective always included thoughts such as, “I don’t have a choice because they are currently my life support”

sirwombat:

Let’s laugh on mama

sirwombat:

Let’s laugh on mama

dotshaft:

Puzzles are easy man

depsidase:

randomalienencounter:

satan-offical:

I made a really bad meme that sums up my 4 and a bit months of tumblr so far

ℸ ̣ᒷꖎꖎ ᒲᒷ ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ╎ℸ ̣.

soggiestcereals-deactivated2025:

hello tumblr I want to kiss boys thanks bye

nativenews:

eliotsbambi:

Lets be carried with mama

jamiebythesea:

tirelipimpesque:

vinceaddams:

marzipanandminutiae:

vinceaddams:

english-history-trip:

hasufin:

nonasuch:

jkthinkythoughts:

fashionsfromhistory:

Snuffbox

c.1740

France

MFA Boston

I have never in my life seen an objet d'art that qualified for the Tiffany Paradox, but here we are. It looks like it fell off a middle school girls bedroom desk circa 1987.

I love this.

also I went and looked it up on the MFA website and as I suspected, it’s made of mother-of-pearl! the rainbow parts are probably from iridescent blacklip shells, and the rest is carved white oyster shell.

There are some Chinese porcelains which are definitely worthy of the Tiffany paradox - I mean, sure, it was made in the 1300s but it’s a lemon yellow tea bowl - but honestly this one really epitomizes the matter.

Hey, check out these funky Chico’s necklaces from my Jewish grandmother’s collection:

SIKE they are 1400 YEARS OLD

ooh, I’ve got some more! Look at this painting.

A Caricature Group by John Hamilton Mortimer, c. 1766.

This does not look like an 18th century oil painting, it looks more like something out of Mad magazine, but nope. 1760’s.

I made a pinterest board for 18th century pottery just to save all the Weird Stuff to it, like this horrible bear jug, which is just one of many similarly horrible 18th century bear jugs! It’s hideous and I love it.

Mugs shaped like people’s heads was also A Thing, here’s one from c. 1782.

And I LOVE this teapot with fossil decoration c. 1760-65. It’s amazing. Perfect. I would so dearly love to have a replica and feature it prominently in a photoshoot with some of my 18th century costumes.

This one is also c. 1760’s.

And one more, also c. 1760!

I love pretty historical dishes with delicate floral patterns as much as the next guy, but seeing weird and bright and tacky stuff from over 2 centuries ago makes me happy.

Honourable mention to these c. 1788-93 stockings with little knitted portraits in between the brightly coloured stripes.

I discovered, when investigating what 1840s pearl earrings looked like for a ball outfit, that they look

EXTREMELY 1980s

seriously I was able to buy something from the Fancy Section of Claire’s that looked almost exactly like the top example

I can’t believe I forgot to add the 1840’s 8-bit foxes!!

This embroidered waistcoat is one of 3 I’ve seen with the same design, so it must have been published in a magazine or something. It’s so weird knowing that it’s 1840’s because it looks so pixel-y, especially with that bright blue background. (And yes, I’ve seen plenty of other pixel-y looking old needlepoint and and such, but they’re usually floral.)

Also, wow, those do look very 1980’s! Very convenient for costumers when things repeat like that!

There’s also a surprising amount of historical jewelry that looks exactly like something my middle school classmates would wear.

Necklace, 1861-67, V&A.

Ring, 1730-60, V&A.

Ring, c. 1780, V&A.

Turns out people have liked heart shaped jewelry for a very long time!
…I’ll try not to reblog this a 3rd time when I inevitably think of even more stuff, because a post like this could go on forever.

@jamiebythesea

It’s funny that people picture Victorian fashion as dull an steampunkish in colour, when in reality, bright garish colours were super fashionable thanks to the invention on new dyes.