gaycentipede:

BORN TO DO NOTHING
WORLD IS A OVERWHELMING
鬼神 Put Em All Off 1989
I am executive dysfunction man
410,757,864,530 THINGS TO DO 

qiily:

NO NARINDER NOT THE BATHWATER

emeraldotter:

ah!

machinot:

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

machinot:

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

bigandtired-deactivated20250405:

official-lauchzwiebel:

Dubi dam dam dam dubi daba dibi dam dubi dam dam dam dubi dibi dam

nosimpincurly:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

zimneognie:

the music will always save me

beemovieerotica:

radar-of-the-stars:

beemovieerotica:

Fujoshi’s should not be handed gay guys like this, they need to search for gay men in the wild so they don’t lose their hunting instincts

^^^

bakwaaas:

getting my yearning surgically removed tomorrow

rolameny:

le miserable. there’s just one of him

inquisitivetree:

Young people can have back pain. Young people can have joint pain. Young people can require a cane to get around. Young people can have memory problems. Young people can get migraines. Young people can lose their eyesight. Young people can lose their hearing. Young people can lose their teeth and require dentures. Young people can have neurological disorders. Young people can go through menopause. Young people can have heart attacks. Young people can have strokes. Young people can go through all kinds of things you think only happens to older people and they don’t deserve to be invalidated or bullied just because you have never heard of it.

salvadorbonaparte:

“arts and crafts” is so lame English should borrow the German word basteln. to bastel. you can borrow it. make your life easier.

spyld:

THE DAY OF LANGUAGES!!!

This 7th of May, 2025, we use our own language again!

• If your language, native or not, is something other than English, on May 7th you can speak that language all day!
• You’ll blog in your chosen language(s) all day: text posts, replies, tags (except triggers and organisational tags).
• Regardless of what language people choose to speak to you, you can answer in your own.
• Non-verbal, non-written languages (like sign language and dialects) are more than welcome! See my FAQ for tips
• English native speakers can participate in any other language they’re studying/have studied/know.
• The tag is gonna be #Speak Your Language Day or #spyld for short.

Please submit me some language facts for me to share on this day <3

Pinned post and FAQ

cogbreath:

cipheramnesia:

petzah394-deactivated20250503:

caats:

He has dry food, wet food, and wet water. From this we can deduce that what he wants is dry water. I shall get my top scientists on it at once

Unfortunately cats can’t drink IPA beers

ilickedyourblog:

ilickedyourblog:

ilickedyourblog:

Part 1 What continent are you from?

Asia

Africa

Australia

North America

South America

Antarctica

Europe

See Results

Ok so I’m just checking something and I need you guys to vote

I’ll reblog this with a second poll cause tumblr doesn’t let me put two of them on one post

Part 2 What continent do you live in currently?

Asia

Africa

Australia

North America

South America

Antarctica

Europe

See Results

Second part

Okay but actually reblog this im experimenting with something

ethanyoutube:

yourdadsghoulfriend:

bread-booty:

Anyway. I love men

Big mood.

energyprison:

Completely obsessed with this image man

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240:

Yo can you bum me a triangle off your Toby

-my new slang for asking someone for a piece of Toblerone

iftye:

stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

furrypost-generator:

indecipherable text lost to time

communist-hatsunemiku:

Anime battle dialogue

marinella-ela:

marinella-ela:

latinare:

inkk-splatters:

sometimes i get the urge to translate my fics into classical latin

interdum moveor ut fabulas meas in linguam caesaris latinam reddam

ooccouchgags:

segretecose:

i hate key cards smart keys etc they’re yet another example of technology removing the eros from every day life literally what’s a key without penetration

snakegay:

gayscreaming:

snakegay:

whys king kong………..so fucking large

the bigger you are the larger you are

snakegay:

gayscreaming:

snakegay:

whys king kong………..so fucking large

the bigger you are the larger you are

fairycosmos:

girl something good has to happen at some point

tayloralison:

we need to slow down a little I’m so serious. all these quick short videos on tiktok, ig reels, and youtube, artists releasing quick little songs for the trend, tv shows releasing episodes at once, people using chat gpt and google ai overview because they get answers quickly but no validation done for the source, we need to sloww downn i really do not think our brains should be running this fast

tagfer:

tagfer:

one thing they don’t tell u is if it’s niceys outside u can go outside to look at phone . just go under the shade. it’s literally better vibes than being inside looking at phone

ALT

I’m literally at the creek y'all

slickskullshock:

official-linguistics-post:

armchair-factotum:

landmoose:

memewhore:

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

official linguistics post

we should go back to calling baby pigs porkets

rabbithaver:

yffresbeard:

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

rabbithaver:

yffresbeard:

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

inthefallofasparrow:

hotvampireadjacent:

electronicmail:

No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

certified-door-posts:

daughter-of-aidoneus:

certified door post

mckinleygirl98:

My collection

matronminthara:

Being carried swiftly by mama

marshmallowcheeps:

~ Too cute! ~

Lari really isn’t happy about her new “competition” as she sees it, she wants to hate her siblings so badly but … how can you hate something so tiny and cute?!

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bloggingboutburgers:

Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week is on again, so time for me to be annoying about wording again