Shit man, this wizard lawsuit is fucked. I just saw a guy open his briefcase and say “summary judgment of the destroying angel” or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then got ordered to pay his fees. The courtroom sketch artist didn’t even draw him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is filing motions to continue and level 2 counterclaims. I think I just heard “power word:divorce” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Shit man, this wizard lawsuit is fucked. I just saw a guy open his briefcase and say “summary judgment of the destroying angel” or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then got ordered to pay his fees. The courtroom sketch artist didn’t even draw him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is filing motions to continue and level 2 counterclaims. I think I just heard “power word:divorce” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Shit man, this wizard lawsuit is fucked. I just saw a guy open his briefcase and say “summary judgment of the destroying angel” or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then got ordered to pay his fees. The courtroom sketch artist didn’t even draw him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is filing motions to continue and level 2 counterclaims. I think I just heard “power word:divorce” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Shit man, this wizard lawsuit is fucked. I just saw a guy open his briefcase and say “summary judgment of the destroying angel” or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then got ordered to pay his fees. The courtroom sketch artist didn’t even draw him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is filing motions to continue and level 2 counterclaims. I think I just heard “power word:divorce” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
Shit man, this wizard lawsuit is fucked. I just saw a guy open his briefcase and say “summary judgment of the destroying angel” or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then got ordered to pay his fees. The courtroom sketch artist didn’t even draw him, that’s how common shit like this is. My ass is filing motions to continue and level 2 counterclaims. I think I just heard “power word:divorce” two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
I hate when I say things like “oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones” and some peanut comes in and replies with “so a smartphone with spotify?” No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don’t need a data connection and don’t have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don’t have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.
Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like “My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality”
Tangara is an open source iPod clone, which includes bluetooth:
Adjuntas, Puerto Rico, is celebrating a milestone this week as it completes the final phase in a project to boost its energy resiliency. The community’s 17,600 residents now host the archipelago’s first cooperatively managed solar microgrid — a network of photovoltaic panels and battery storage units that will use renewable energy to keep the lights on and power flowing during a power outage.
“This is a first-of-its-kind project,” said Kate Trujillo, deputy director of the nonprofit Honnold Foundation, which helped install the microgrid alongside the Adjuntas-based nonprofit Casa Pueblo. “It’s amazing to see it all coalescing.”
A big motivation for this project was the infrastructure damage from increasingly severe hurricanes, which have left communities like this without power for many months in the past. This is an excellent example of a community taking climate resiliency and adaptation into their own hands–as well as increasing their energy independence.
people with breasts who don’t want to wear a bra aren’t doing anything wrong by going braless and quite frankly their boob situation is none of your business to begin with.
wearing a bra is a personal choice just like wearing any other garment of clothing is. no one is under any obligation to harness their breasts—they are not being “disrespectful” or anything else negative by not wearing a bra. you, however, are being disrespectful if you give people who prefer to go braless shit for doing so.
if you have an issue with it, stop looking at their chest and mind your own damn business. problem solved.
what do you mean you havent found a job? have you crawled on your knees and prostrated yourself before them? have you hung from the branches of the world tree for eight days and eight nights? have you climbed atop the roodwood cross and begged for them to impale you until your red blood overflow’d their cups? dude. you completely forgot to mention their cups. you HAVE to mention their cups
what do you mean you havent found a job? have you crawled on your knees and prostrated yourself before them? have you hung from the branches of the world tree for eight days and eight nights? have you climbed atop the roodwood cross and begged for them to impale you until your red blood overflow’d their cups? dude. you completely forgot to mention their cups. you HAVE to mention their cups
ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful
my brother in christ frankenstein is the title of the book
one thing they don’t tell u is if it’s niceys outside u can go outside to look at phone . just go under the shade. it’s literally better vibes than being inside looking at phone
Don’t You Love When News Corporations Imply Not Wanting To Be Consumed By Your Job Is A Fad
“The less you eat, drink and read books; the less
you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you
think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save-the
greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor dust will
devour-your capital. The less you are, the more you have; the less you
express your own life, the greater is your alienated life-the greater is
the store of your estranged being.” -Marx
my man karl really had it all figured out 175 fucking years ago, huh?
You know what? This actually isn’t funny at all because this really does happen. Baby boomers can’t afford to retire; that’s a big part of why millennials can’t find jobs in their fields. And if they lose their jobs (which can mean a variety of things, including their companies finding an excuse to fire them so they don’t have to pay anything for their retirement, which happened to my uncle and 5 people he worked with over one year), they aren’t as desirable because they’re retirement-age. The world has changed a lot since they got jobs they thought were supposed to be secure, and now their old strategies that used to work for finding a job don’t work anymore and they don’t know what does work. So a lot are desperate; I recently talked to a woman who had to be in at least her mid-60s who was begging on a street corner because she was replaced by a younger person and lost her job of 18 years, and it’s not the first time I’ve heard a story like that. A lot of people who were never rich to begin with lost a lot in the 2008 financial crisis and never fully recovered. Baby boomers didn’t all just magically become financially secure as they got older.
This generation war bullshit is 100% manufactured to keep our anger misdirected. It’s not baby boomers screwing over millennials. It’s rich capitalists of every living generation screwing over baby boomers, their parents, gen x-ers, millennials, and gen z-ers all at once and all in different ways. And if we collectively realize that we’re not enemies and that we actually have a common cause with common enemies, it’ll be really bad for the people doing this to us, which is why they’re pushing the generation war thing so hard.
How much of the medical progress we’ve made in the past 150 years has been wiped out by millions of people deciding that if you have a medical condition you’re going to die anyway, so you’re not worth protecting?
Society has condemned seniors, the disabled, and those with various non-fatal health problems to death or isolation or playing Russian Roulette when we interact with other people for the rest of our lives.
Imagine being literally one of the largest brand companies in the world, literally nothing will bring you down you beat out all other competitors in soft drinks and whatever-
And you still said that wasn’t enough, “we need to make our commercials use AI, we can’t possibly afford film crews and animators”
Trump: You need to get rid of non-monetary trade barriers that discriminate against American goods.
UK: Like what?
Trump: Like um, why is shipping to the UK from America so much more expensive than shipping from Europe. You need to fix that.
UK: Europe is geographically much closer to us, Mr. President.
Trump: And that’s not fair. Change it.
UK: Okay… if you say so.
Further proof that the aristocracy are so accustomed to bribing their way out of accountability to any law that they think it will work with the fucking Laws of Physics.
See Also: Oceangate
I wouldn’t surprise if Trump or one of his idiot advisors saw a line about shipping costs and complained about it without thinking why that is.
I can’t believe the country with the biggest economy and the most money buys more stuff than it sells. This is an injustice!
