Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there’s really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.
I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.
me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment
Dude, check this out, it’s Show You Like Abridged. It’s Show, but a hilarious dude dubs over the characters and makes them say fuck. It’s so funny. Dude. Dude.
Anyone else having vivid dreams, strange and alluring, with that pressing sense of Prophesy? Those dreams that only appear to you after finding the Amulet? Dreams you can’t quite recall? Save for the brief flashes of half-remembered images that won’t leave your mind? No matter how hard you try? Like they’re an invasive worm? That has burrowed deep into your brain? And from it’s nest it whispers, so sweetly? Oh, so gently? You want to listen, don’t you? You want to hear what it has to say soooo bad. Won’t you listen? Please? Hear what the dreams have to say? It could be important.
People who go crazy over the blue footed booby’s name wouldn’t be able to survive the dickcissel. Wait til they hear about the tufted titmouse. Perhaps even the Andean cock-of-the-rock.
People who go crazy over the blue footed booby’s name wouldn’t be able to survive the dickcissel. Wait til they hear about the tufted titmouse. Perhaps even the Andean cock-of-the-rock.
“but OP that’s not REAL christianity not the PURE AND TRUE christianity that i was raised with, in my sect of christianity we just look for our neighbor’s cat in the alps, clearly you’ve never heard of my beloved Church of the No True Scotsman, it’s actually so hurtful when people generalize about real christians like me based on the actions of billions of people over thousands of years including every other christian on the earth”
let me try put this in terms you can understand: climb off the fucking cross already, we need the wood
in light of recent events i’d just like to clarify: fuck this pope, fuck the last pope, fuck every pope ever, fuck every single church yes this means yours, fuck jesus, fuck god, and fuck you, for real
“but OP that’s not REAL christianity not the PURE AND TRUE christianity that i was raised with, in my sect of christianity we just look for our neighbor’s cat in the alps, clearly you’ve never heard of my beloved Church of the No True Scotsman, it’s actually so hurtful when people generalize about real christians like me based on the actions of billions of people over thousands of years including every other christian on the earth”
let me try put this in terms you can understand: climb off the fucking cross already, we need the wood
in light of recent events i’d just like to clarify: fuck this pope, fuck the last pope, fuck every pope ever, fuck every single church yes this means yours, fuck jesus, fuck god, and fuck you, for real
my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she’s too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn’t read my file because it explains that I’m not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it’s impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn’t believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she “looks fatter than that”. So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?
My mom went through something similar. She needed a knee replacement and her doctor wouldn’t okay it until she lost weight, which was difficult given the whole knee problem preventing her from walking thing. He told her she was too dangerous to operate on and that there were just too many risks.
My mom tried to lose weight in vain for months before she finally gave into my begging her to get a second opinion. The first doctor she saw next scheduled her for surgery the same day she met him. When my mom asked about the risk of operating on her he told her that there was some minor risks for complication and that all she would need to do to alleviate the risk was spend an extra night in the hospital so that they could keep a look out for any complications.
There were zero. There were also zero complications when she had her other knee done, her hip replaced and her gallbladder removed.
Almost like the first doctor was entirely full of shit and just trying to coerce his patient to lose weight by scaring her for fucking nothing, even when she was living day to day in excruciating pain and desperately needed a surgery.
If I was evil and went to visit someone’s home for the first time and I know they have a cat, I would rub my wrists with catnip before leaving the house, so when I get there the cat smells the catnip and is all over me purring and rubbing on my hands and the owner is like “omg my kitty loves you! That’s never happened with a stranger before!” and immediately trust me because they have no idea that I jammed their cat’s evil detector on purpose.
i think its funny how the english word “game” has become a loanword in dutch that specifically refers to video games while the actual dutch word for game (spel) now refers only to games of the non-video variety
notice how it’s “with mama” and not “with papa”. even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i’d be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr
notice how it’s “with mama” and not “with papa”. even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i’d be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr
Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating…. I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.
the next update might be a little longer than usual, so i’m breaking this scene up into parts. up until now, all followers with dialogue have been real followers from my own playthrough, but i drew this hedgehog a few updates ago and loved their design, so they’ve been promoted from background character.
ALT
