May 2025

cyprogirlspiteblog:

cyprozombiegirl:

cyprozombiegirl:

cyprogirlspiteblog:

Since tumblr still hasn’t unblurred me, I’m going to take some time to tell you about one of their most secret policies:

Tumblr bans specific images. This is not a flagging thing. The image doesn’t get flagged. It gets removed from the site permanently. And I mean PERMANENTLY. There is no notification that this happens to your image because the policy is completely unofficial. There are also absolutely no guidelines to it. For instance, an image like this one is not against any tumblr community guidelines.

Yet this image when I had if as my header for my blog, to protest my previous blog’s sudden and uncalled for deletion (I had zero flagged posts, was given no warnings, and then one day I checked at two of my blogs were missing and I had a stern email from tumblr to never make a nsft blog again or else all my blogs would get deleted…yes the email said that) was removed. Not only was it removed form the posts I had made using it. They removed it from my header.

Of course, as you can see the image in no way violates the community guidelines…and even if it did, technically the official policy of tumblr is to flag the image and make it invisible to anyone but the OP. Instead this is a different far less official policy…and it seems as though it is completely within the realm of individual tumblr staff to decide what gets to count. Indeed, this is not the only image this has happened to me too. The first two blogs of mine that got deleted we’re actually nsft blogs, unlike my current blogs, they actually technically did violate tumblr guidelines…now mind you I was no longer posting original nsft content on their at time of their deletion…but still they’d previously been porn blogs. ANYWAYS…if you run a very popular nsft blog you’ll notice that your most popular post occasionally just disappear. Maybe if you’re not paying attention you presume you just can’t track it down or no one has reblogged it lately…but no, they (staff) straight up extrajudicially remove your content. I say extrajudicially because they do have official policy and protocols they should be following, aka flagging the content and/or labeling the content. But no, they fucking remove it.

And when they remove it, it’s gone for good, for everyone. For instance, the above photo, the “ew tumblr” photo…that’s not the original photo, that’s a screenshot of that photo. You can’t post the original, the code of that photo is forever banned. It’s not even just one account either. For instance, to test this, I attempted to upload an old “missing” nsft image from my original blog, which is not associated with this email, and is not even associated with my IP address. And this is what happened:

Tumblr’s transphobia runs so deep they are eager and willing to circumvent their own policies and procedures, the staff acting like thin skinned vigilantes on their own website where they held all the power to start with anyways.

eeewwwwwwwww

unblur me now staff

unblur me now!!! I did nothing wrong, and you folks are acting super against your own policies!

also have I mentioned the only reason i’m currently blurred is because I posted an informational diagram about how to use a tampon

off to a good start so far with the reblogs to likes ratio

lowoncliches:

note-a-bear:

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

White woman: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic in the park while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry? Well this is a great time to try *holds up bottle* Mind Your Own Fucking Business. With Mind Your Own Fucking Business you’ll be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA hat.

White man: Hi honey, I saw some black people at the Starbucks today.

Woman: Did you mind your own fucking business?

Man: I sure fucking did.

*both laughing*

Woman: Stop bothering those nice people today with Mind Your Own Fucking Business.

Man: Side effects may include not harassing people, no one getting arrested or murdered by police, a general sense of well-being for people of color, a lack of Internet fame and or trolling, and coexistence. Please consult a doctor if you are still a piece of shit after Minding Your Own Fucking Business as the symptoms may be result of a deeper problem and require further treatment.

Woman: Now available at Anthropology in Whole Foods.

[Censoring beeps removed for better readability.]

hyperoperationfractallisation:

pukicho:

bogibruh:

pukicho:

I am taking draw requests on this post. Tell me what to draw

Draw a little creature. Make it as miserable as possible by your twisted mind

Here’s five

Now draw joy

hyperoperationfractallisation:

worseperson:

High school Computer science kids will do literally anything other than work I saw someone bring in a USB stick with Balatro????

Should have brought a usb stick with linux

shadowblade8192:

likes charge reblogs cast

memories:

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #/s twice a day.

memories:

Like if you’re a #sure ill reblog that fan, reblog if you’re a #amulet posting fan.

humanoidchaos:

spidermansballs:

consuming gay content is not enough, i need to kiss a man on the mouth

Kissing a man on the mouth is not enough, I need him 8 inches inside me

pissvortex:

foxincrocs15daystoslowthespread:

rootsofthearthareconsumingmyhome:

stacksattack:

everyone’s FAVORITE genetically modified attack bug

bloody-monstrous-wolf:

humanoidchaos:

endreal:

eva-destruction:

Seen on my walk home

love that the two most common reactions in the notes are “Cinderella” and

“Yes

YES”

Tip: The beast now roams free.

orteil42:

anytime i say some profoundly millennial bullshit like “i don’t have baggage i have lore” God winces a little further away from me & this is how i plan to keep evading death

ripempezardexerox:

catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

getrealprim:

catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

resetium:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

villainessbian:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

villainessbian:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

whalesharkcat:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

whalesharkcat:

space-or-privacy:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

m4gethecat:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

m4gethecat:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

storyweavingspider:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

storyweavingspider:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

grandgobbobarb:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

poll ½

what cardinal direction is women

south

west

east

north

no direction / I’m bald

See Results

poll 2/2

What cardinal direction is men

South

west

east

north

I’m bald men are bald doug doug is bald my cat is bald etc / no direction

See Results

I’m bothered that the first poll don’t include non-binary people

yes

no

I’m bald

See Results
#men should be east because that drops em in the bayALT

?

The bay ❤️

fuck you Baltimore!

“Women and non-binary” poll that only lets in afabs 😔

(!?) op is a trans woman…

Hdishskdhshs I meant it as a joke about how many spaces that describe themselves as “women and non-binary” (adding non-binary to the woman poll) don’t include trans women not as a jab at you sorry

Oh, thank you for clearing that up. Unfortunately I have encountered that :(

poll 4/2


Should OP be raptured for not including nonbinary people?

Yes

No

See Results

no nuance for you

I’m not christian (anymore) but isn’t being raptured a good thing?

idk i was never christian but i guess this adds nuance.


Is being raptured a good or a bad thing?

good

bad

See Results

should 2 atheists discus Christianity on main?

yes

no

See Results

are polls the superior medium for philosophical discussion?

yes (north)

yes (south)

yes (east)

yes (west)

no (skyward)

See Results

should I have some instant noodles when I get back home from work?

north

east

south

west

See Results

is she making fun of me

yes

no

See Results

I don’t know how to answer this poll, the truth is obviously East

East?

yes

East!!!!!!

no

See Results

The village people sang “Go West” so west is men and east is women because that’s where the women are compared to west (note: everything is east compared to west)

> go East

You go East.

As your journey stretches on, there are fewer and fewer men.

What do you do?

> go East

what the fuck did i stumble upon

this is a perfectly normal post, don’t worry about it kitten

Hi followers wanna fuck up this Trainwreck of a post even more

North

South

East

West

See Results

what direction does the sun set

yes

no

bald

See Results

I don’t think west has gotten enough attention on this poll. Please vote for West.

West

West

West

West

East

See Results

VOTE WEST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WEST

WEST

WEST

WEST

WEST

WEST

WEST

WEST

WEST

WEST

WEST

WEST

See Results

sacred-portal:

emissaryofwind:

lizardsexposed:

the reason trump demanding the EU buys american cars is ridiculous. americans out there might be used to cars like the ford F150

in some EU countries this requires a licence higher than a car to even drive due to its size but could you imagine driving this mfer around these streets

you might say oh thats a backroad, be fair well alright

the fact of the matter is these cars aren’t being bought in europe because they are just not practical to drive in most of europe. forget licencing and fuel cost aside (the cost of petrol is MUCH higher in europe than the US and they guzzle fuel)

they are just impractical for daily use

all of those above examples were for italy, which fair enough ok. let’s have a look at a much more care dependant country, like the UK

this is a fairly average street in the UK. where the HELL would you park that beast and you would struggle to get it even down the road. the EU isn’t not buying american made cars because they’re suppressing the US market, there is just little to no demand for US style cars

American car, European parking spot

mrsterlingeverything:

Come here come here. Pushes you away. Lol

hyperoperationfractallisation:

otesunki:

are-we-really-doing-this:

journeymanhadderqwape:

Guys check this shit out.

woag

Cryptid

humanoidchaos:

spidermansballs:

consuming gay content is not enough, i need to kiss a man on the mouth

Kissing a man on the mouth is not enough, I need him 8 inches inside me

Hello again lukadjo

Hellooo!

https://www.tumblr.com/untitled-document-lore/782911956669661185/wr1-m2-houdinis-gone-to-prom

can you vote in my tournament p;alease

Okay!!

untitled-document-lore:

[WR1 M2] - Houdini’s Gone to Prom

LUZ: You have a tail!? That’s so cool!
EMINYAN: uhhh yeah, listen, you can stop touching it now

butchious:

butchious:

butchious:

three horsemen of the apocalypse

famine transitioned

she’s transfaminene

memorycycle:

memorycycle:

theyre so cute they had to name them cuddlefish

would you cuddle her

thebirdinator3000:

chaoscorvus:

tanou123:

@thebirdinator3000

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE

os:

Just started HRT can already feel my tail growing in

analog:

os:

analog:

just saw my first ghibli movie. anyone else think the food in these looks good as fuck? 😋😋😛

nobody thinks this you are a broken person

sorry

“the devil’s mammary ooze” 😭

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charyou-tree:

charlesoberonn:

Trump: You need to get rid of non-monetary trade barriers that discriminate against American goods.

UK: Like what?

Trump: Like um, why is shipping to the UK from America so much more expensive than shipping from Europe. You need to fix that.

UK: Europe is geographically much closer to us, Mr. President.

Trump: And that’s not fair. Change it.

UK: Okay… if you say so.

Further proof that the aristocracy are so accustomed to bribing their way out of accountability to any law that they think it will work with the fucking Laws of Physics.

See Also: Oceangate

I wouldn’t surprise if Trump or one of his idiot advisors saw a line about shipping costs and complained about it without thinking why that is.

I can’t believe the country with the biggest economy and the most money buys more stuff than it sells. This is an injustice!

great-and-small:

We’re gonna getcha

mothsprout:

🍐 Pear-Loving Dragon 🍐

sigmachad:

cute-catts:

Every few steps she looks back to check on her little kitty cat 🐈🥺

You still there?

yeah

You still there?

yeah

You still there?

yeah

godofthelairrss:

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

thats-not-okie-dokie:

Let’s nap with mama

urcoolbuddypal:

let’s have no brains with mama

angelandreus:

lets be soggy with mama (img source)

rainystarling:

in the nest with my mama…..

bluebirddiary:

My chickens have 2 chicks this year and it inspired me to paint mama hens and chicks.

maraudersoup:

My fuzzy mama

im-out-of-the-blues:

my ancient mama

fr3nzyvirus:

Let’s love with mama!

onenicebugperday:

Ok this isn’t a bug but I need to share - LOOK at these absolutely minuscule precious little poppies

White pygmy-poppy, Canbya candida, found in Southern California

Photos by keirmorse, mojavedon, and pokemon_master

foxgenderz:

lets climb on mama

vampyrolesbos:

My luminous mama!!!

angelandreus:

be not afraid with mama

wornoutmetaphor:

let’s feel secondhand embarrassment with mama

popsicleinferno:

mama is not looking. let’s attack

fandom-s0up:

let’s stack on top of mama