May 2025

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

is that person actually “demanding emotional labour” from you or did you follow one shitty therapist on twitter

while we’re at it did that person actually “violate a boundary” or have you been reading /r/relationships again

I’m not just speaking as someone who was abused by a partner who loved doing their emotional manipulation through therapy-speak. I genuinely think this is a huge societal problem and it’s how we’ve ended up with, eg, terfs inventing the clearly batshit idea that you can apply a “consent” framework to who gets to exist around you in public spaces and making it a cornerstone of their fascist bullshit

loverbearbutch:

ghoul-butch:

loverbearbutch:

a post that says: AITA for making my sister's gender reveal cake grey because she wouldn't tell me the gender? I (22M) bake as a hobby, and I'm actually pretty good at it-like I get paid under the table for weddings and baby showers kind of good.  My sister is pregnant and wanted me to make the cake for her gender reveal. Cool, no problem. I asked her to send me the info so I could prep the inside-classic pink or blue filling. She says, "Oh no, I want to be surprised too. Just make it neutral for the reveal and we'll all find out together."  I was like... huh? So you want a gender reveal cake with no gender revealed...? She says she'll have someone email the info to me later.  That someone never did.  Deadline comes, and I still have no gender. So I make the cake. It's grey inside. Grey outside. Just full on cement vibes. I even added little fondant clouds for effect. It still tasted great, but visually? Grim as hell.  The reveal day comes, they cut into it, and my sister looks pissed. Her husband is confused. People start murmuring. Then she pulls me aside like, "Why would you make it grey? That's so passive-aggressive."  calmly reminded her that no one told me the gender. I literally had no data to work with. I told her I wasn't about to guess or go full improv on someone's baby cake.  Now my mom says I embarrassed her in front of the family and that I "should've tried harder." Tried harder to do what, summon the gender through vibes?  So... AlTA for making the most neutral reveal cake in history?  Edit: I actually did follow up-asked her a couple days before the reveal if the info had been sent, and she just said something like "yeah, someone's taking care of it." I figured it was handled. I didn't want to pester her since she seemed chill about it at the time.ALT

this is funny as fucking hell actually

this baby is going to grow up to be a nonbinary road worker

atheism as an opressed minority is the whitest attempt to pretend you are white and opressed I have ever seen in my entire black ass life

alinethered:

imsobadatnicknames2:

Mhm. Like fucking clockwork lmao.

1) I’m neither white nor an atheist. But sure, me calling atheists a religious minority is me pretending I’m white and oppressed.

2) I didn’t use the word “oppressed”, I just said “religious minority”, but since you want to go there, sure let’s go there.

There is no single religious affiliation that is as widely regarded as “political suicide” in the U.S. as openly identifying as an atheist, they’re one of the most underrepresented groups in the U.S. government and most of the few atheist politicians that have held any political office in the U.S. have only openly come out as such either after the fact or late into their term, otherwise they wouldn’t have been able to be elected in the first place.

A 2014 study by the university of Minnesota on social prejudice against atheists found that 42% of respondents characterized atheists a group of people who “didn’t agree with [their] vision of american society” and that 44% of respondents wouldn’t agree with their child marrying an atheists.

And also, despite the fact that these have been later ruled to be unenforceable, it’s still incredibly telling that there are currently seven U.S States whose constitutions try to explicitly ban atheists from holding public office.



Notice how most of these are worded specifically so that you’re not banned as long as you believe in ANY God or “supreme being”, so it’s not even an attempt at discrimination against non-christians in general, but specifically against atheists and other nonbelievers.

This is an uncharacteristically US-centric post of me but let’s be real this ask is written in such an aggressively american way (e.g. immediately conflating “atheist” with “white” and implicitly treating U.S. racial dynamics as universal) so I know your yankee ass isn’t gonna give a shit if I talk about how e.g. a 2009 survey found atheists to be one of the most openly hated demographic groups in Brazil, or how in several countries being openly atheist is straight-up punishable by the death penalty.

People who don’t believe atheists are an oppressed minority in literally most of the countries on earth are wild. Like. Have you not looked at Society At Large??

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay:

do you meditate?

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serenityfails:

iamjohanna:

harperhug:

Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

escuerzoresucitado:

goldcrescent:

goldcrescent:

goldcrescent:

atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends

mama bears listen up: human traffickers are using chatgpt to pick out their next victims!!! Every time you use it they create a profile of you and bubs and the more you use it the easier they can track you. If you’ve ever found a brightly colored wrapper just under your car at target or walmart it means they are signaling accomplices in the area to get ready to ambush you!!!!! Mamas help me spread the word!!!!!!!!!

different audience no problem: what kind of beta shit are you talking about brother your ancestors were in the trenches fighting wolves barehanded and shit and you need a fucking computer to tell you what to do? You’re so fucking cucked dude you gotta do shit the PRIMAL way, you let a computer think for you you might as well let it chew your food get your gains and fuck your wife get this sissy shit out of my face bro it literally lowers your sperm count

armoredprincess:

yuriartillery:

a harrowed and haggard looking soldier stumbled into camp raving about “the last true sword saint” who’s going around doing bullshit like deflecting howitzer shells with her blade and vacuum slicing to clear mustard gas. ive got to put a stop to this

Hey I’ve been cursed to wander this hollow land until I meet my equal in the blade arts but the trench generation has NO sword literacy. they just sit behind their sandbags getting 9 hours of scope time a day. put yourself in my shoes for one second before you post.

glitchven:

Im sorry but i had a thought

seeminglydark:

seeminglydark:

seeminglydark:

The prompt was ‘detention.’

reblogging with cute tags that make me happy <3

NEVER GIVE UP even though most people see their ships on this piece because the characters faces arent visible, this artwork sent SO MANY people looking for who the characters were, reading my comics, sending me asks, and falling in love with Sully and Caro just like me. It’s been an amazing ride. DO IT! Post your ocs!

xoxo raptorjules

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Coles I applied to these jobs on 2022. This is weirder than just ghosting me.

segamascott:

oliviawebsite:

redditors will be like “i have le cursed internet knowledge” and that knowledge is like. being vaguely aware of what furries are and making a big production out of gawking and going “errm wgat the heck is this weird crap”

sylestial:

*meows loud as fuck to no avail*

electoons:

Screenshot of a scam text in a messaging app. The text reads: ".U.P.S Your pockages is undel1verabled ,the addres on file did not mmth the zip c0da, please updote the Addrese: (Spam Link)"

proper english text: “UPS: your package is undeliverable, the address on file did not match the zip code, please update the address.” (Spam link)ALT

oh m-…ahhh…my pockages

ashyslashyy:

just found this picture from an assignment i did last year

everyday-cutephoto:

Cuddling with mama

everyday-cutephoto:

avianavionthebird:

spongebobssquarepants:

Finally. The King Fisher.

theelusiveemily-deactivated2024:

but yeah , if we’re being real i have powers .

gelatoisland:

gelatoisland:

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

look what he drives. i have got to get this little purple fucks spotify

omtai:

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

restingwelll:

mercurys-in-retrograde:

Every time I’ve seen Skweezy Jibbs he’s completing some obscure side quest and being based as hell about it

shetheyslain:

You’re wearing your monocle in the gay eye btw

ringosnoop:

pawberri:

Just need to show this amazing picture I got

i felt so inspired i just had to paint her

ricecreamart:

ricecreamart:

ginger for u to enjoy

more buge… his name is remy

maskdoll:

embarrassing: this girl thought that glory and honor were real things and has only now realized that her death will be nothing but feeding a meaningless meatgrinder

mikimuun:

vedajuno:

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

He loves the cage!

fairycosmos:

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

mxtomituck:

00000000000000z-deactivated2022:

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

thememedaddy:

teaboot:

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

flipocrite:

shamebats:

Cats getting caught doing crimes

it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:

  1. I know what I am doing is wrong
  2. I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong
  3. If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other

these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.

My precious son will do all manner of asshole activity until he sees a spray bottle in range. The moment I’m holding a spray bottle he is God’s most innocent Angel. ABSOLUTELY cats know what ‘naughty’ is

maricoin:

girlnephew:

inthefallofasparrow:

zhoudadudugongjin:

zhoudadudugongjin:

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there’s really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

fiyero3305:

fossilizations:

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

The phrase “They don’t want it perfect, they want it Friday” does wonders for my productivity.

foodonmydog:

Bacon Mushroom Pizza.

maachine:

Music is wild like howd U make that lol

promqueendyke:

promqueendyke:

you know what!!!! the absence indeed becomes a presence!!!!!!

nofilter-cory:

Cat

lesbianboyfriend:

i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe:

gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe:

Uh oh. I don’t think masturbating is going to get us out of this one

Regardless. We have to try

outofcontextanimash:

judas-jpg:

fujiwaradivebar:

furrama:

fawkes-rinzler:

imlizy:

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

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I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

the most underrated thing about the ghibli movies is how deeply they are love stories to working people, to the small folk, to moments of love and kindness. its not just about magic, many movies are about magic and fairytales. Its not only about the people in the stories, but about stories in the people. And they are just loveable.

adhdandcomics:

no idea how relatable this is gonna be to the general public but stim toys arent enough anymore i gotta stick to the walls

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

nerdypagan1:

comrade-jiang:

kukachoosays:

himynameisrollin:

hipsandheartbreak:

spork-of-humanity:

dangerbabegang:

FOOD

  • Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
  • grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
  • different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
  • some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit


SHELTER

  • Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
  • sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
  • Some churches offer short term residence
  • Find your nearest homeless shelter
  • Look for places that are open to the public
  • A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry


HYGIENE

  • A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
  • Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
  • Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
  • Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
  • Local beaches, go for a quick swim
  • Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
  • Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
  • Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket


OTHER

  • first aid kit
  •  sunscreen
  •  a travel alarm clock or watch
  •  mylar emergency blanket
  •  a backpack is a must
  •  downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
  •  sleeping bag
  •  travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
  •  swiss army knife
  •  can opener

Reblog to literally save a life

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

Save a life reblog

i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess

also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.

probably worth keeping around.

innerchildabortionclinic:

notice how it’s “with mama” and not “with papa”. even in a fake cutesy tumblr scenario, she took the fucking kids. <- what I imagine i’d be posting as a divorced dad on tumblr

2010fever:

cillmequick:

Posting my creations on tumblr.com

dragoncarrion:

dragoncarrion:

you tell a bitch to keep their cat indoors and suddenly their town is the first in the world to have eradicated every viral, bacterial and parasitic disease, they invented completely harmless cars, dogs and predators dont exist either but somehow the native songbird population is fine since the cats in this place have lost the hunting instinct, there’s no pollutants or toxic plants and human cruelty has ceased to exist. and mr mittens has a chip in his brain that will explode if he doesnt go outside 10 hours of the day

^^tbh