queenanthai:

sometiktoksarevalid:

I love that at no point was he even close to getting the name of the source material right because he was so distracted by his sexy wife

bish0ps:

Ok sooooo. and DON’T be mad. We’re going to boil you.

sappy-the-dog:

sigmachad:

cute-catts:

Every few steps she looks back to check on her little kitty cat 🐈🥺

You still there?

yeah

You still there?

yeah

You still there?

yeah

hehe :3

memorycycle:

memorycycle:

theyre so cute they had to name them cuddlefish

would you cuddle her

thebirdinator3000:

chaoscorvus:

tanou123:

☺

@thebirdinator3000

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE

avatarthelastairgender:

avatarthelastairgender:

avatarthelastairgender:

me: i tried a new croissant place for the first time today

bluesky poster: careful using “FRENCH” words, hunny.. the CHEETO IN CHIEF wants you to call them FREEDOM words now. INSANITY

me: i tried a new croissant place for the first time today

tumblr poster: does anyone else think the flakes of a croissant are lowkey fuckable

me: i tried a new croissant place for the first time today

twitter poster: i’m a nazi

girlnumbers:

aauuauauuuhahauaauhahHh euehhgah gweyeyhhhhhahhh nnnhnmnggjannm

eagle-writes:

rootbeerrex:

dragonpyre:

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

starting a collection

Text: I don’t care man, I have car payments. @dragonpyre

Ink: Diamine Forest Gateau

vurelly:

brb, gotta teehee my way to getting forcefully removed from the premises

analog:

os:

analog:

just saw my first ghibli movie. anyone else think the food in these looks good as fuck? 😋😋😛

nobody thinks this you are a broken person

sorry

flipchild:

Didn’t pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

great-and-small:

We’re gonna getcha

sigmachad:

cute-catts:

Every few steps she looks back to check on her little kitty cat 🐈🥺

You still there?

yeah

You still there?

yeah

You still there?

yeah

godofthelairrss:

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

thats-not-okie-dokie:

Let’s nap with mama

angelandreus:

lets be soggy with mama (img source)

rainystarling:

in the nest with my mama…..

maraudersoup:

My fuzzy mama

im-out-of-the-blues:

my ancient mama

fr3nzyvirus:

Let’s love with mama!

onenicebugperday:

Ok this isn’t a bug but I need to share - LOOK at these absolutely minuscule precious little poppies

White pygmy-poppy, Canbya candida, found in Southern California

Photos by keirmorse, mojavedon, and pokemon_master

foxgenderz:

lets climb on mama

vampyrolesbos:

My luminous mama!!!

knightedpuppy:

big strong knights covered in blood looking at you like a feral animal. that’s the post

angelandreus:

be not afraid with mama

wornoutmetaphor:

let’s feel secondhand embarrassment with mama

popsicleinferno:

mama is not looking. let’s attack

fandom-s0up:

let’s stack on top of mama

lizardposting:

Let’s taste mama

foxgenderz:

lets nibble on mama

wretchedwitchpussy:

let’s be numerous with mama

cronp:

Let’s clean mama

slumbermancer:

pisboy:

pisboy:

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds

dragongirlsweetie:

jame7t:

WTF⁉️Joe Biden signs executive order to change the phrase “burning the midnight oil” to “fucking the midnight pig” ? 😕 WHAT? Share to stop this! 🛑

signal. boost.

i don’t care if this “doesn’t fit your blog theme”. reblog it.

kushblazer666:

unhinged-lesbian:

let’s serve face with mama

feather-bone:

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Creature spotlight: marsupials

IDs in alt text - how many can you guess? :-)

This is a collection of creatures originally drawn for my sticker club. Learn more and see more of my work here!

the-big-mood:

cvspacker:

Let’s hide in mama

unravelingthread:

my many legged mama!

asteroidtroglodyte:

Road Snacks with Mama

asteroidtroglodyte:

Let’s climb mama

asteroidtroglodyte:

Let’s nuzzle foreheads with mama

royalhare:

Let’s take a ride with mama

cosmicdahlias:

let’s be silly with mama

cherr1ez:

let’s be poorly drawn birds on the calendar at work with mama

lexxicona:

Swimming with Mama

tlaquetzqui:

Listening to termites with Mama.

mygenderisyesnt:

dozing with mama