they’re called draconian laws because they were instituted by a cute dragon girl with cute lil horns and a big cute tail and an unbelievably harsh sense of justice
that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad’s cabinet
why are search systems on piracy sites such dogshit. does running a mildly illegal comic reading database prohibit you from letting people type “and” when looking for a book that’s title includes “&”. oh no i forgot an apostrophe! my query found 0 answers. i’ll go fuck myself
WHEN DID WE DECIEND WE WERE TOO GOOD FOR CABLES???? WHY MUST PHONE AND COMPUTER HAVE FUCK ASS TANTRIC FILE TRANSFER, LET THEM BONE!!!!! OH OK LETS JUST UHHUH? IT FAILED? WHY? FAILED? GOOGLE DRIVE? I WILL DIRVE MY GOOGLE INTO YOUR CRANIUM UNTIL YOU STOP BREATHING! GMAIL? NO FILES OVER 50MB? YEAH BUDDY, THATS MOST OF THEM!VDGUVGCVGSIVGUIVHUIVHUI HU WHATSAPP? I WILL WATSSAP THE FILES TOO MY COMPUTER IN SOME EVIL FILE MASTURBATION! IT TAKES 100000 YEARS! SOME FILE TYPES NOT SUPPORTED???? WHY??? BABE THEIR ALL JUST LIKE NUMBERS AND SHIT!!! WHY IS SOME OF MUSIC IN WAVS ANYWAYS??? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? IT SOUNDS THE SAME!! ANYWAYS ILL JUST … FUAYSVBIUYUCFYIUYKCXTRYIU:FDEXRTUFYGKJCFXETUCRFYVGUCFXREDCTFYVGFYCUDTEXYRSTCYXEYZXCTYVRXUE OH I SEE, SILLY ME, IT WAS THE 2 MYSTERIOUS EMPTY 0KB MP3S I HAVE ON MY PHONE THAT WAS FUCKING EVERYTHING UP? WHY IDK>????? FUCK OFF. WHATTATATTATATATAATAT!!!!!!!! I CANT DOWNLOAD CERTAIN FILES ONTO MY COMPUTER?????? ARE THEY HAUNTED????? WHAT ABOUT THESE MP3S IS DIFRRENT F$EOM THESE ONES !UD&^IUDTSYEDRFUGIOTDXEZXG&*OFI^EXZR
Why am i so bad at talking to people who don’t speak prptiguese onliej… I learned a whole ass language just to get hit with the communication oroblems💔💔💔And i DO want to talk i just. Don’t Know what to say 🧍
Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.
I love you tragedy I love you corruption arcs I love you doomed relationships I love you character succumbing to their fatal flaw I love you codependency I love you characters doomed to die from the start I love you road to hell paved with good intentions
some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.
having non toxic friends is craaazy wdym she apologized for accidentally coming off as rude and condescending. wdym she doesn’t ignore me completely. this isawrsome sauc
i love ppl who talk in the tags bc it satisfies my deep desire to know ppl’s opinions on everything without needing to have a conversation with them and ask. even better when it’s a side tangent that barely has anything to do with the post, or a personal anecdote, or a joke. tag talker mutuals you’re my favorite. tag talkers rise up
sending fandom memes to friends despite not being part of the fandom. Is it good or is it shit tier I don’t know but it’s Glup Shitto from ur show hope u like it
Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.
As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past
I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂
I wasn’t feeling well at work once and the boss told me to go get something to eat. I did feel better and a little while later when he saw me and asked if I was feeling better I thought that the food in my gut had helped I meant to say food in my belly but told him “I feel a lot better with something in my butt”. Not sure we ever spoke again.
so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn’t fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I’ve been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I’ve spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though
listening to Gravity Falls episode commentaries is great. Alex Hirsch nearly worked himself to death constantly. Grunkle Stan was nearly voiced by Matt Chapman of Homestar Runner. Literally nothing aside from the twist about Stan having a twin was planned more than a few episodes in advance. The zodiac wheel meant nothing and consisted of random symbols from the first 7 episodes because the intro was animated after those were done. Alex came up with the term “search for the blind eye” to be an extra bit for the between-season shorts before deciding to actually have a payoff for that setup and writing Society of the Blind Eye.
Bill was meant to be a joke character and when Alex suggested that he be a real villain Michael Rianda responded “You, my friend, have lost the plot.” Bill getting one episode in the spotlight was basically chance and he only became the main villain of season 2 because he was so popular with the fans. The reveal of the portal at the end of season 1 was suggested by Mike without thinking it through and he left before the next season and the other writers were SO ANNOYED after that went through because they somehow had to keep that plot going for the 10 episodes it’d take to actually pay off. I am genuinely astonished that this show came together as well as it did at all.
By the way – this is a good time to let folks know that all of the DVD commentaries (including the “hidden” ones) are currently available in this YouTube playlist.
(They have been up on YT before, and removed. Highly recommend that folks download them off YT and save them, now that the DVD sets are out of print.)
49. Does your lamb use substances? Are substance banned from cult grounds?
They personally adore ambrosia, so much so that either the disciples or Narinder have to make sure Lamb doesn’t over drink it whenever Barbatos manages to smuggle it into the camp.
as for any other substances, Lamb doesn’t seem too strict about what their followers do in their free time. They find death from overdosing or suffering the excess effects has thought a couple of them to be careful with what they consume better than any warning they could give.
283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.
“maybe it’s not your pussy” is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it’s like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.
Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy
