May 2025

puyopuyo:

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

aveloka-draws:

pinetreespants:

aveloka-draws:

Maid day is everyday if you truly believe in it with all your heart

Ref do something!! They’re bullying him!

HE LOOKS SO SAD WAIT 😭😭🤲

not-a-space-alien:

not-a-space-alien:

It’s honestly such a shame that we’ve made such a huge thing out of swimming and swimsuits and looking good in swimsuits and fat people not looking good in swimsuits. Swimming is actually the perfect exercise for fat people because it puts zero pressure on the joints, which is a much bigger concern for us than it is for skinny people, and lets you exercise basically every muscle group without straining too much and risking injury. Yet somehow this is one of the least accessible exercises to fat people due to nothing more than a culture of body shaming. The work to unlearn all the shame to be comfortable in a bathing suit in front of strangers is huge even for conventionally attractive people, but I could probably count on one hand the number of fat people I’ve met who were confident enough to get in a bathing suit and go swimming in public.

And what is the exercise that somehow everyone thinks they should do instead? Jogging. It’s more accessible, sure, it’s easy and costs nothing to go outside and run. But I need you to understand telling a fat person to go running is basically telling them to go destroy their knees. Not to mention it’s probably one of the most physically uncomfortable exercises to do when you have a body that jiggles even with compression garments.

Imagine a world where everyone had the ability and equal access to whatever exercise fit them best and helped them be happy and healthiest. Imagine a world where fat people go swimming.

Before any of the zero reading comprehension bitches get a hold of this post and do to it what they did to my other swimsuit post by saying the most annoying things on the planet: I go swimming. I am not self conscious in a bathing suit. I also don’t shave my legs. I’m always the weirdest and most off-putting thing in the pool. I go swimming anyway, because I love it. Telling me “there’s nothing stopping you from going swimming, just do it” would be completely missing the point. My point is I would like for it to be easier for others to get where I am, because I know how hard it was to get here.

nyancrimew:

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don’t even know how cozy i am

fuckyeahfatcats:

TODAY THEY WERE ADOPTED

heedra:

heedra:

hey did i ever share with you guys the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen a fic description lead with

argumate:

catboys, puppygirls, I hope at least some of you kids are still pretending to be vampires

everythingfox:

Unmute

(via)

blogofex:

unawakening-float07:

y2kplaysthetics:

Nintendo DS

what the hell was this ad campaign???

We used to be a real society.

themadcapmathematician:

batou:

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

what the fuck do you think a tumblr is

skywalkerangst:

sin-seraphilia:

miyoriia:

miyoriia:

Don’t fuck around with hardcore kink if you won’t take it seriously.

via @bissmut

Seconding this. It’s not fun and it’s not cute when you get hurt in a way that can’t be fixed. Even if it feel like just pretend to you it is still real life with real people, and can have real consequences.

These are good tags I hope you don’t mind me taping them here <3

adding these tags too <3

cryptidnova:

Let’s ponder life on a branch with mama

magi-gay:

depsidase:

medusadyke:

medusadyke:

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

“you’re just scared your diploma is going to devalue” i’m afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

cryptotheism:

Wait, if there’s a son of God, that means…my man!

cosmonautroger:

cosmonautroger:

habken:

prof offhandedly said “I used to work on a show called backyardigans” like it’s nothing.. like it’s just some random show…

habken:

prof offhandedly said “I used to work on a show called backyardigans” like it’s nothing.. like it’s just some random show…

habken:

prof offhandedly said “I used to work on a show called backyardigans” like it’s nothing.. like it’s just some random show…

habken:

prof offhandedly said “I used to work on a show called backyardigans” like it’s nothing.. like it’s just some random show…

habken:

prof offhandedly said “I used to work on a show called backyardigans” like it’s nothing.. like it’s just some random show…

9cl:

thydungeongal:

thydungeongal:

While D&D used to very much be a game for the white cishet crowd, in recent years it has become home to an increasing number of queer folks. This is not surprising, because while D&D is not in and of itself a queer game, its escapist fantasy does resonate with a lot of queer people, and a queer reading of the game does allow for reframing its gameplay in queer terms: the basic gameplay of D&D involves going into dungeons (gay clubs) to fight (have sex with) goblins (goblins)

I feel some people may have just skimmed this post and not realized it’s parodying the “D&D is a queer game” mindset and are now replying in earnest to a shitpost about having sex with goblins (goblins)

persitentmanlyagitation:

c-orgiis:

catwithbenefits:

benepla:

bumblebeebats:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

hollowedskin:

actualaster:

mr-elementle:

captainsnoop:

i feel like counter-trolling is an essential skill that kids online aren’t learning and it’s kinda worrying

like back in my day, the day of online forums, learning how to trick someone in to getting themselves banned was an essential skill. if you could tell someone was a chud, you would ask them short, leading questions and watch them get frustrated and post longer and longer rants until they said something that would catch a mod’s attention and get them banned and/or at least publicly humiliated. 

and guess what? that’s the exact same tactics the alt-right use now. these people are exclusively acting in bad faith. every interaction these people post online is done with the intention of getting someone to respond to them so they can screenshot the massive paragraphs of text and laugh

so, what’s the solution?

dare ‘em to post dick pics.

don’t acknowledge the content of the stuff they post. if you see someone trying to engage you in bad faith just dare them to post pictures of their penis until they either get frustrated and leave or get frustrated and do it. either way they lose. 

this is the tactic used by the fans of a podcast (that i haven’t listened to) called the Chapo Trap House, and 4chan’s /pol/ users fucking HATE them. they hate Chapo Trap House and think they’re crazy because Chapo Trap House fans refuse to engage in meaningful debate and repeatedly demand dick pics. they get frustrated and leave. it works. 

Some of you never used your position as a mod on an a series of unfortunate events forum to get a racist troll to post evidence of their tax fraud and it shows

…that second comment is oddly specific and I’m a little scared

I watched someone get a bunch of cops banned on twitter by repeatedly replying to them saying that all cops have small dicks and that’s why they went into the police force.

Eventually the enraged pigs posted their hogs and got instantly banned

devilishdescent:

getting murdered but i can’t even afford the name brand stuff so im getting snawed in half and scrabbed to death and shit

Doomscrolling Save Point

venusrrvelez:

storyhoard:

hey relax for a second and watch the cat

This little kitty was the first thing I saw when opening this app. And a nice reminder for me to go to bed.

cattkitty:

im like a kitten, i need attention and i need to curl up next to you and i need you to pet me and tell me im cute

xena-wolfgang:

cursed-and-haunted:

cursed-and-haunted:

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like “this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol” when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every “classical” looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

In case you’re curious here’s what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

this post has re-wired my brain in the best way

xena-wolfgang:

cursed-and-haunted:

cursed-and-haunted:

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like “this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol” when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every “classical” looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

In case you’re curious here’s what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

this post has re-wired my brain in the best way

boudicca:

“comrade in arms” yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Some of you don’t even need media literacy you just need to know that a negative gut reaction doesn’t mean something is always incorrect or bad.

This is what leads to Bean Soup comments

sandersstudies:

Some of you don’t even need media literacy you just need to know that a negative gut reaction doesn’t mean something is always incorrect or bad.

creature-wizard:

Funny little fact is that the word “heresy” comes from a word that basically just meant a personal belief system or philosophy before turning into a word that exclusively meant a heterodox opinion. An ideology, if you will. And now the far right is using the word “ideology” itself the same way, to refer to a heterodox opinion. They say “gender ideology” and mean “gender heresy.”

aromantictracer:

do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do

corpsesoldier:

ricky-yaps:

ricky-yaps:

Anyone got that poem written from the perspective of an English teacher where they know deeply personal things about their now adult students because of the essays they wrote

FOUND IT it was in one of my boards

Text ID:

Small Town English Teacher

In your town, former students
sling your drinks, snap your x-rays, and report your news on TV.
You hold their secrets because
you remember their essays.

One returns from combat, homecoming party at the airport, and
you know he only joined up because
his mom was ashamed of him.
You remember the essay.

One dies from an opioid OD and
you know about the man who groped her at work
and how she told his wife.
You remember the essay.

One smiles and wins an award and
you know her drunk dad pushed
her mom into a wall.
You remember the essay.

One closes her eyes halfway in the mugshot and
you know she worked in assisted living and
once brushed a dying woman’s hair.
You remember the essay.

- Jessie Lovett Allen

End ID.

vexwerewolf:

It’s actually fine for trans people to say “when I was a boy” or “when I was a girl” in reference to experiences they had while they still identified as their assigned birth gender, this does not invalidate their current gender or the concept of being transgender at all, nor does it invalidate your current gender

thebirdinator3000:

chaoscorvus:

tanou123:

@thebirdinator3000

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE

spicychickenfingerings:

studied up

greenflamethegf:

lazy-digestive:

crashional-thinker:

kitty-galore-official:

minecraft:

>greentexting on tumblr jumpscare.

> how did you get dark green

>posts on tumblr
>gets a forbidden color
>obviously witchcraft
>kitty-galore-official still bothers to ask

lol

>deactivated

The witch has cursed them

Witchcraft? oh nothing of that sort, not even a hex

greenflamethegf:

lazy-digestive:

crashional-thinker:

kitty-galore-official:

minecraft:

>greentexting on tumblr jumpscare.

> how did you get dark green

>posts on tumblr
>gets a forbidden color
>obviously witchcraft
>kitty-galore-official still bothers to ask

lol

>deactivated

The witch has cursed them

Witchcraft? oh nothing of that sort, not even a hex

crimson-velvet-evergreens:

morsobaby:

Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.

Lesbians who became straight men

Gay men who became straight women

All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)

People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)

Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.

People with fluid orientations

Gnc people who find joy in their straightness

Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.

[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]

finally good to see some like regular discourse that isn’t extremist. i mean this IS the hellsite but i digress. the queer identity should be inclusionary and its wild that exclusionists in a community like Pride exist

orcboxer:

wow calm down it’s just a “joke,” which is a type of expression that famously never pisses anyone off and lacks the capacity to cause social friction

is it raining right now where you live?

yesornopolls:

Is it raining right now where you live?

Yes

No

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45percenterthen:

a new interesting queerbaiting offshoot is happening where characters are allowed to be gay it’s just that the most popular fan pairing is NOT allowed to happen. why ? well maybe the writers just want u specifically dead

goryfluff:

Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024

clatterbane:

thechanelmuse:

Remnants of the British Black Panther’s Lost Legacy

Britain’s black power movement is at risk of being forgotten, say historians

The Cambridge academic Robin Bunce said: “There is a fundamental danger of erasing the very notion of a struggle at all. I’ve been researching this for four and a half years and there have been so many occasions when people have said to me: ‘There was no black struggle in Britain. You’re thinking of South Africa or America.’“

The narrative that feeds it is the one that Britain is the utopia of fair play. We have such a commitment to individual rights, we have such a commitment to common sense and decency that there is no systematic racism in Britain.”…

Bunce said it was not just politicians, but wider British society that would rather not dwell on the less palatable.

npdsalad:

really funny to me when people complain abt others being inspired by their art bc when someone is inspired by mine i start evil cackling and summoning lightning from my fingertips. Yes… I am spreading like mold in your mind and you are none the wiser. Fool ……