this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????
Real, male bees don’t go after flowers they stay home, that freak is a herself
googling ‘bee genders’ as I dictate this post
The more you google bee reproductive biology the more absurd it is that we’re applying the words male and female to them. Their actual genders are worker, drone and queen. The queen is capable of both asexual and sexual reproduction. Bees born of unfertilized eggs become drones that are capable of fertilizing eggs. Bees born of fertilized eggs become workers, but can also potentially become a queen depending on how they are fed during the larval stage.
Use whatever the fuck pronouns you want to describe bees because they’re all equally incorrect projections of human worldview onto an insect species. Bees don’t experience mammalian sexual dimorphism in a biological sense nor do they experience human gender dimorphism in a sociopolitical sense.
diversity win, the freak sneaking into your garden and rubbing themselves all over your flowers does not fit into a human biological or sociopolitical framework of sex and gender!
im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you
“Okay, but it’s not a dragon, a dragon has” if putting it in the sky would be sick as fuck, it’s a dragon. Whales are dragons.
Honestly love this OP, 100% on board. However this does feel like it would incite another “featherless biped=behold man” situation.
Concept: fantasy setting where “human” is a political category whose boundaries are pseudoscientifically justified by defining humans as featherless bipeds.
Fuck. Fuuuuck. Kamala Harris paid me to endorse her and I toooootally forgot & spent all the money on various cheeses 🧀 and Smirnoff 💦 do you think she will be mad
Ye swindled her good, me bucko! I’d be proud to have ye as a member o’ me crew
dude fleabeard you always you always have my back. i love you man
i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists
Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my ‘gets distracted too easily’ disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula’s castle. 👍
“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we
are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means
necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”
Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon
I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it
Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you
Tumblr really stumbled into a beautiful feature with the whole “tags are separated from the main post” (as they should be, they’re metadata) + “tags can be as long as entire tweets” thing. They make a really nice form of textual subvocalization/whisper mode/aside/whatever (they’re flexible!).
I keep finding myself wanting to make such asides on other sites and find myself subtly irritated that I can’t. I wanna elaborate in a way that is diminished compared to the main post!
You have to get up pretty early in the morning to lead your gift horse across that burnt bridge but you can’t make a watched horse eat all your cans of worms in one basket
I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’
so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….
*wipes away a single tear* Yes.
Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock
”autistic people don’t do [ extremely common higher support need , higher level autistic trait / symptom ] , that just stereotype”
you need include us too : you need include childish autistic person , you need include nonverbal autistic person , you need include autistic person who drool , you need include autistic people with intellectual disability , you need include autistic person with loud messy public meltdowns .
can not hide behind “it just stereotype” because that not true . there are many people very disabled by autism , you need remember us and include us .
“mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don’t you think that’s weird? don’t you think we should keep this space-”
no. i don’t.
i booked a front row seat to the devil’s sacrament and you’re blocking the view
just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever
“ "I booked a front row seat to the devil’s sacrament and you’re blocking the view” is one banger of a thematic statement. Shirt material.
when i see an abandoned bike locked to a rack with its wheels stolen my immediate mental image is always a shackled skeleton in a dungeon
i go to university in california. it’s like dark souls
Living in any city is like this tbh it’s not just California. There’s been a skeleton bike hanging from the fence outside my apartment building for three years and it’s grown a lovely crop of graffiti’d shipping labels
insane to me when former gifted kids hear other people (mainly disabled people and dropouts) talk about being horribly traumatized & irreversibly harmed by the school system and their response 9/10 times is “oh yeah??? you think that’s bad??? well my teacher said I had potential and everyone said I was going places and then I didn’t” like we’re supposed to be absolutely devastated for them because of this. lmfao
Student : Wowww the cafeteria food is so nastyyyy today right Alyssa ?
Alyssa : Yes
Their friend Randy who has been trying to convince them for months that he was a death row inmate in his previous life: For my final meal they fed me the worlds roundest pea
i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here’s the speed limit! it’s not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you’re in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there’s a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that’s about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
