May 2025

problemnyatic:

reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

jean-luc-gohard:

I honestly don’t understand why there aren’t more people who, when given the platform to discuss minimum wage, don’t simply distill it to the simplest of facts:

  • A forty hour work week is considered full time.
  • It’s considered as such because it takes up the amount of time we as a society have agreed should be considered the maximum work schedule required of an employee. (this, of course, does not always bear out practically, but just follow me here)
  • A person working the maximum amount of time required should earn enough for that labor to be able to survive. Phrased this way, I doubt even most conservatives could effectively argue against it, and out of the mouth of someone verbally deft enough to dance around the pathos-based jabs conservative pundits like to use to avoid actually debating, it could actually get opps thinking.
  • Therefore, if an employee is being paid less than [number of dollars needed for the post-tax total to pay for the basic necessities in a given area divided by forty] per hour, they are being ripped off and essentially having their labor, productivity, and profit generation value stolen by their employer.
  • Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.
  • Our goal as a society should be to protect each other, especially those that most need protection, not to subsidize failing businesses whose owners could quite well subsidize them on their own.
  • Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.

oh my god this post is ten years old

reallyseally:

*flopping on your lap* plushie time!!!!! you may pet me now until i declare that plushie time is over okay?

fridayagaingarfiebaby:

Friday Again Garfie Baby

hellsitegenetics:

fagstaynight:

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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problemnyatic:

reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

jean-luc-gohard:

I honestly don’t understand why there aren’t more people who, when given the platform to discuss minimum wage, don’t simply distill it to the simplest of facts:

  • A forty hour work week is considered full time.
  • It’s considered as such because it takes up the amount of time we as a society have agreed should be considered the maximum work schedule required of an employee. (this, of course, does not always bear out practically, but just follow me here)
  • A person working the maximum amount of time required should earn enough for that labor to be able to survive. Phrased this way, I doubt even most conservatives could effectively argue against it, and out of the mouth of someone verbally deft enough to dance around the pathos-based jabs conservative pundits like to use to avoid actually debating, it could actually get opps thinking.
  • Therefore, if an employee is being paid less than [number of dollars needed for the post-tax total to pay for the basic necessities in a given area divided by forty] per hour, they are being ripped off and essentially having their labor, productivity, and profit generation value stolen by their employer.
  • Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.
  • Our goal as a society should be to protect each other, especially those that most need protection, not to subsidize failing businesses whose owners could quite well subsidize them on their own.
  • Wages are a business expense, and if a company cannot afford to pay for its labor, it is by definition a failing business. A company stealing labor to stay afloat (without even touching those that do so simply to increase profit margins and/or management/executive pay/bonuses) is no more ethical than a failing construction company breaking into a lumber yard and stealing wood.

oh my god this post is ten years old

gammadoppler:

“cash or card?” ummmmmm dubloons lol

saladsaladnovski:

portmanteau-bot:

roboticoperatingwhatever:

thanks thomas 

thomas.


This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘thanks thomas’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1

nice one dumbass

catgirl-kaiju:

charl0ttan:

wikipedia is closed forever because everybody forgor everything

medievalthymes:

me and the girlies discussing motifs and themes

beardedmrbean:

chronicillnesshumor:

I'm starting to think I was microwaved as a childALT

b0nkcreat:

mandibugs:

b0nkcreat:

lycanthrop-ee:

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

i drew a horse from memory one like and i will reveal my beautiful boy to the world

my son philip he eats pencils and drinks paint

omg i did the same thing w a cow the other day .. i hope its ok that i introduced him maybe they can have a playdate. .?

oh my goodness gracious… yes of course

I think they should frolic together..

the world is so beautiful here

b0nkcreat:

mandibugs:

b0nkcreat:

lycanthrop-ee:

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

i drew a horse from memory one like and i will reveal my beautiful boy to the world

my son philip he eats pencils and drinks paint

omg i did the same thing w a cow the other day .. i hope its ok that i introduced him maybe they can have a playdate. .?

oh my goodness gracious… yes of course

I think they should frolic together..

the world is so beautiful here

inbabylontheywept:

inbabylontheywept:

inbabylontheywept:

inbabylontheywept:

my sister hath sent me. Canned Cheese.

this is hands down the finest cheese i have ever consumed. it is so well aged that it is GRITTY with protein crystals. it is a cheddar but it is actually harder and flakier than a parmesan. it makes old shark look like fresh mozzarella. i could cry.

end notes: i ate approximately an 8th of the whole wheel and stopped when my wife reminded me gout is a thing. if i was a dragon id build my horde entirely out of this. i had my last piece ten minutes ago and im super thirsty but im avoiding drinking or swallowing because i want my mouth to keep tasting like this as long as possible. if I watched someone put poison in this i would probably just try to eat around it. if i was the president i would build a pyramid for every person involved in this cheese’s creation. my wife says my pupils are the size of theoretical particles rn and if anything shes understating it.

dogpuppy:

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

Back when God was still listening

riptidepublishing:

operahousebookworm:

megan-cutler:

iamalwayswriting:

suburbanmomromanceclub:

File this under “super obvious yet I always seem to forget it.”

I don’t write romance (I totally respect people who do, though!) but this is also great writing advice in general! What is preventing the protagonist from achieving their goal?

Why can’t these two people be together now?

Why can’t the mystery be solved now?

Why can’t they overthrow the evil overlord now?

If you don’t have a solid answer for these questions, that’s a good indicator that the plot could use some more work.

Also test your answer a little bit. If it’s as thin as they’re just refusing to sit down and have a simple conversation, you might want to re-think how things are going.

As a beta reader/editor, I tend to ask this question a lot: “Why are they doing it this way when there’s a much easier path available?” That’s not to say that they should take the easier path, because that would usually be boring. Instead, the point is that the question needs an answer–either eliminate the easier path or give them a very clear reason for not taking it. (And if I’m asking the question, that reason isn’t as clear as you think it might be.)

I find it very difficult to root for characters who have a sensible option available and just don’t take it. If the only reason is “Because there wouldn’t be a story otherwise,” you haven’t actually found the story yet.

And this is why the Big Misunderstanding as a primary plot device is almost universally disliked.

atheism as an opressed minority is the whitest attempt to pretend you are white and opressed I have ever seen in my entire black ass life

alinethered:

imsobadatnicknames2:

Mhm. Like fucking clockwork lmao.

1) I’m neither white nor an atheist. But sure, me calling atheists a religious minority is me pretending I’m white and oppressed.

2) I didn’t use the word “oppressed”, I just said “religious minority”, but since you want to go there, sure let’s go there.

There is no single religious affiliation that is as widely regarded as “political suicide” in the U.S. as openly identifying as an atheist, they’re one of the most underrepresented groups in the U.S. government and most of the few atheist politicians that have held any political office in the U.S. have only openly come out as such either after the fact or late into their term, otherwise they wouldn’t have been able to be elected in the first place.

A 2014 study by the university of Minnesota on social prejudice against atheists found that 42% of respondents characterized atheists a group of people who “didn’t agree with [their] vision of american society” and that 44% of respondents wouldn’t agree with their child marrying an atheists.

And also, despite the fact that these have been later ruled to be unenforceable, it’s still incredibly telling that there are currently seven U.S States whose constitutions try to explicitly ban atheists from holding public office.



Notice how most of these are worded specifically so that you’re not banned as long as you believe in ANY God or “supreme being”, so it’s not even an attempt at discrimination against non-christians in general, but specifically against atheists and other nonbelievers.

This is an uncharacteristically US-centric post of me but let’s be real this ask is written in such an aggressively american way (e.g. immediately conflating “atheist” with “white” and implicitly treating U.S. racial dynamics as universal) so I know your yankee ass isn’t gonna give a shit if I talk about how e.g. a 2009 survey found atheists to be one of the most openly hated demographic groups in Brazil, or how in several countries being openly atheist is straight-up punishable by the death penalty.

People who don’t believe atheists are an oppressed minority in literally most of the countries on earth are wild. Like. Have you not looked at Society At Large??

books-bread-and-brigandage:

felagund-fiollaigean:

flannelunderpants:

freiherr-von-naarenburg:

Demonstrating to future employers that your job can be replaced by ChatGPT is not a great way to get have or keep one folks.

books-bread-and-brigandage:

felagund-fiollaigean:

flannelunderpants:

freiherr-von-naarenburg:

Demonstrating to future employers that your job can be replaced by ChatGPT is not a great way to get have or keep one folks.

books-bread-and-brigandage:

largishcat:

largishcat:

i think the next completely unfaithful reimagining of the persephone myth should be a Taken-style action adventure where demeter viciously fights her way through the underworld to rescue her daughter

we’ve made it sexy, we’ve made it romantic. now it’s time to give Demeter a shotgun

Needs to be done all in verse.

That way just like a scared and anxious hades we’ll all be

watching de metre.

more water deer posting please 🥺

identifying-deer-in-posts:

The doggest deer

A water deer doe pictured mid-chew, giving her a shocked lookALT

(source)

A water deer buck looking back at the camera in a field of dry grassALT

(source)

A water deer laying between two clumps of grassALT

(source)

A water deer buck with one ear up and the other flicking downwardALT

(source)


Now listen to her powerful cry

unclefather:

peashooter85:

A world map without place names except for Bhutan and Greenland, which are labeled in the wrong places.

Thank you. I needed to see this today

t4tails:

t4tails:

does aquaman even have villains other than black manta and ocean master. he’s always fighting those two guys

wow. and people say he’s not a relevant character

virtualtoybox:

BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

moringmark:

ovaruling:

consider. the round little cheeks of a mourning dove

tarragonthedragon:

irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you’re looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

alfredyankovic:

a Tumblr reply from a user who's been cropped out that reads: "Well I'm sorry for not believing green eyes are real, I got fucking tricked years ago by people saying purple eyes were a real thing. Sorry I don't know every different possible eye color."ALT

?

akashicrecord:

I want a burger and a shake from 5 Guys but unfortunately I don’t have $59.95

memeuplift:

moringmark:

raqualswonderfunblog:

metalheadsagainstfascism:

Co-founder of Ben and Jerry’s got arrested at a Senate hearing for saying “Congress is killing kids in Gaza by buying bombs, and they’re paying for it by kicking poor kids off medicaid in the US. They need to let food into Gaza.” Which he continued to repeat throughout his arrest.

-fae

angelicgarnet:

got a phonecall from my dad and he said “hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something” in a very serious tone so i went outside and

Bnnuy

bunjywunjy:

rubykgrant:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

most offensive thing to happen in the lilo & stitch remake

nani gives up custody of lilo so she can go to college

stitch fart jokes

jumba fat jokes

no tourism commentary OR colonialism commentary

no gantu. instead jumba is never redeemed and is just an evil criminal

no ugly duckling story

stitch never shows his alien form to lilo* nor has his ohana scene with nani

pleakley doesn’t cross-dress

they forgot to look up if leroy was even jumba’s experiment b4 making a cameo

‘ohana means family’ scene is a comedy bit now

tiktok joke

other (specify, i like getting angry)

See Results

*very emblematic of disney sanitizing the fuck out of stitch.

oh shit i forgot to add that cobra bubbles isnt a CPS agent and does nothing

tags from @frenchgirltalya reading: "wait. wait. are these like “what if” or are these things that actually happened. because if its the latter im actually going to scream"ALT

@frenchgirltalya bad news. start screaming

WTF WHY EVEN DO ANY OF THIS

“Let’s take one of the most creative, fun, and fondly enjoyed animated movies we’ve got and make it SUCK” was that the thought process???

theehorsepusssy:

kaceycat:

waynekiller:

robotclownery:

boccs:

headspace-hotel:

longsightmyth:

discountalien-pancake:

longsightmyth:

longsightmyth:

brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022

seriously though, MR. SPAIN?!

Mr Spain vs the runner up Mr Vietnam. Like. How the fuck?

image

Looking very respectfully at Mr. Vietnam

I mean personally I was in favor of Mr. Peru and Mr. Nigeria but I can fully agree Spain can get out of there.

Tbh mr spain looks like a piece of art compared to britain and cuba’s costumes

SE asia brought the thunder

Alright you guys I found all 33 of them, and it seems there’s three schools of thought for the costumes: Just Some Guy (tends to be more traditional or modern clothing), Slutty Halloween Costume, and Balls To The Wall Batshit Insanity. I can’t pick a favorite, so here they all are in alphabetical order by country:

(By virtue of there being 33, which doesn’t split into groups of 4 evenly, Vietnam gets to be the big photo.)

What a beautiful, majestic lineup.

kaceycat:

waynekiller:

robotclownery:

boccs:

headspace-hotel:

longsightmyth:

discountalien-pancake:

longsightmyth:

longsightmyth:

brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022

seriously though, MR. SPAIN?!

Mr Spain vs the runner up Mr Vietnam. Like. How the fuck?

image

Looking very respectfully at Mr. Vietnam

I mean personally I was in favor of Mr. Peru and Mr. Nigeria but I can fully agree Spain can get out of there.

Tbh mr spain looks like a piece of art compared to britain and cuba’s costumes

SE asia brought the thunder

Alright you guys I found all 33 of them, and it seems there’s three schools of thought for the costumes: Just Some Guy (tends to be more traditional or modern clothing), Slutty Halloween Costume, and Balls To The Wall Batshit Insanity. I can’t pick a favorite, so here they all are in alphabetical order by country:

(By virtue of there being 33, which doesn’t split into groups of 4 evenly, Vietnam gets to be the big photo.)

What a beautiful, majestic lineup.

athelind:

teratomarty:

wildemoth:

Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

Guy & Brad Gilchrist, 1984

elodieunderglass:

weirdstrangeandawful:

butchdot:

Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me

Most of @elodieunderglass’ blog sometimes

I’m very lucky!

whatcoloristhatcat:

catasters:

red classic tabby, red mackerel tabby

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

the way how you losers use second hand dysphoria as an excuse to genuinely be nasty over other trans people and their autonomy is disgusting and it’s something you gotta suck up and learn to not do. you cannot act like everything and everyone should accommodate your comfortability because that’s a slippery slope into reactionary thinking and also I’m sure other people don’t like being told their bodies make you feel bad. grow up.

i love my fat body and my tits as a trans guy it’s weird to see but it’s something you gotta learn to see and be normalized too. being trans itself is inherently being against a cishet society so we all should extend kindness to all types of trans people. not the ones who uphold eurocentric beauty standards.

thememedaddy:

jameelaillustration:

One of the coolest things to remember is that because prey animals have eyes on the side of their head, they can still see in front of them but they are focused on something when in profile!

angelpuppyfromheaven:

my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. “yay” is one of my default responses now

the-barefoot-hatter:

moonglade-poetess:

esquie:

what is HAPPENING

Hey guys, with so much love, and as someone with an actual English degree:

Please just use Sparknotes if you’re going to do this. I get it. I do. But chatgpt or other genAI shit doesn’t actually know what’s important for you to know, and in some cases it might fully make shit up. Use sparknotes. Failing that, talk to someone who did read it. I’m begging.

oh my god, there’s whole books series that ALREADY do that. Have they never heard of the No Fear series published by Sparknotes? It puts a plain everyday english translation on the opposite page from the original text, plus character lists with descriptions and helpful commentary.

stop using AI for things that already exist!

burntblueberrywaffles:

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

romanceyourdemons:

top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

yinx1:

anarchistmemecollective:

mokopirirakaugalaxias:

anarchistmemecollective:

anarchistmemecollective:

anarchistmemecollective:

tweets by absurdistwords: there are teo camps within black thought: those who think allying with white people can be peoductive, and those who don't.  white people often end up supporting the second.ALT
are there black people who look at the history of whiteness and feel nothing but rage? yes.  are there those who look and seek the humanity trapped under whiteness? yes.  we just don't trust u.ALT
the whole point of whiteness was to tie europeans of assorted identities together. thr unifying thread was a principle of anti-blackness.  as with any cult or gang, the benefits demand loyalty.ALT
to ask a white person to show solidarity with black people is to ask them to turn against whiteness.  the source of their power, privilege, and identity.ALT
to show solidarity with black people is to literally turn against whiteness.  there is no way to show solidarity with black people while performing whiteness. the are mutually exclusive.ALT
we get that this is hard.  we get that you may really want to do the right thing.  we get that you may have put in all sorts of effort.  it's just that we don't trust you wont choose whiteness.ALT
put it this way.  if there is a national disaster and everyone has to evacuate. we EXPECT that white people would find a way to prioritize the escape of white people.ALT
we expect that white friends and allies will suddenly be all "well it's pragmatic you see.  we WOULD like to get everyone, but we have to take care of our own first. you'd do the same in our position"ALT
this seems cynical until you realize this has happened over and over again already. it happens everytime a black child is killed by police and white people don't riot.ALT
it happens each time a whote person unfriends a black person for mentioning their racism. it happens each time a white person demands the stage while a black person is speaking. ALT
every black person who has white friends at some point of saying "oh come on, not you too".  white people are lucy telling black people to kick the football just one more time.ALT
so by and large, as nice as ya'll are, as well-meaning as ya'll are. as honest and forthright as ya'll may be in everyday life.  we don't TRUST ya'll.ALT
if you're a white person and a black person loves uou, remember that this DESPITE not being able to trust ya'll.  don't take it personalky.  just prove us wrong.  and don't expect a pat on the back.ALT
time and again white people remind us that while your causes should be ours, our causes are not yours. solidarity with black people is optional for white people.ALT
in fact the legacy of whiteness means that withdrawing support for black people is a benefit.  it allows retreat into your comfort zone.  it allows you to enjoy privilege without concern.ALT
everything about whiteness makes throwing black people under the bus an immediately beneficial option.  financially, emotionally, socially.ALT
whiteness as a construct pits self-interest against human decency. it constantly reminds white people of the cost of turning against whiteness.  to trust you, black people have to have faith.ALT
white people have no track record of doing this in any organized or significant fashion. and why would it? what system explicitly prioritizes its own destruction?ALT
you will sell us out for your jobs. your partners. your kids. an election. stock price.  convenience. comfort. resources. preferential treatment. hell, you'll sell us out for retweets.  why trust you?ALT
now understand why black people raise an eyebrow at your peace-seeking calls for kimbaya.  (50 points for any white person who knows what that means besides a corny naive call for peace.)ALT
now, knowing all this, look at your pleas for acceptance through our eyes. look at your demands to have your opinion heard.  look at your admonishments for not joining your white cause or crusade.ALT
ask yourself what presumption of good faith white people have earned. how much of your comfort are you willing to sacrifice i. the name of solidarity with black people? don't answer.  think about it. ALT
the answer in your heart is the answer we see on your faces.ALT

history of kumbaya:

https://twitter.com/absurdistwords/status/1128275772446212097?s=21

I hope I never forget this till the day I die

Am I willing to let solidarity with people actually cost me something?

Would I fight for a cause that doesn’t benefit me, or may even result in me losing privilege?

Do I even know what that privilege actually looks like, in my every day life?

damn

“unlearning white supremacy isn’t instagramable.  it’s deeply personal and difficult work. it often feels horrible. it will make you cry. it will shatter your ego and your belief system.  do it anywayALT

Do it anyway.