May 2025

absolutebl:

leviathanlies:

killi3:

futureevilscientist:

kingscrown666:

marcilled:

This belovéd weirdo

Unironically, this is why society would crumble without diversity

derinthescarletpescatarian:

shamebats:

Imagine noticing your twin children just switched friend groups and hobbies one day and you’re like “what’s going on?” and they’re like “oh we swapped bodies” and you’re like “kids and their imaginations, ha” and just have to try to keep up with which one plays cricket now

imyourdoctornow-deactivated2025:

captain-price-unofficially:

captain-price-unofficially:

Holy shit.

Ouuuughhhhhh

A test from your son

greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat:

mersinia:

reeama-the-mage:

bethanyactually:

robertreich:

Dad,

I know you may feel tentative about me setting this up for you, but I couldn’t resist. Blogs are a great way to reach an audience immediately. I’m going to send you posting instructions to your email. You can post personal thoughts, political theory, pictures one day, a quote another, anything. There is an audience for this stuff, but you have to start posting to get it.

Much love.

Robert Reich @ everyone who keeps saying ‘since when has former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich been on tumblr???’

(via robertreich)

(via robertreich)

(via robertreich)

(via robertreich)

grubgirl413:

Let’s all become a rabbit and blow up evil people

ghostcrows:

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like “did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring” fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i’ll try that

whalesharkcat:

valeriapryanikova:

catfish

my pfp is nr. 5 and my banner is nr. 2

numberonebeanboy:

effemimaniac:

we are sad to announce DJ Pregnancy Scare will not be playing tonight as they have pulled out at the last second

Thankfully we have DJ Plan B ready to go

cosmog:

no offense but my obsession w being beautiful is literally going to get me killed

kitonthenet:

the-lumpfish-king:

lvl10blvkmage:

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

This may or may not have an effect

Tumblr wins for today. I have no reason to keep scrolling

cowboy–radio:

My favourite genre of Mountain Goats lyric is the kind where the animal metaphor snuck in when he wasn’t looking and he’s a little mad about it

catasters:

castielsupernatural:

it’s not oversharing if they’re your tumblr mutual

onejanedoe:

first thing to know about sewing machines is that they can smell fear

mephostophilis:

I HAVE BEEN FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGED BY YOUTUBE FISHING VIDEOS

hypotenussy:

frontmansdog:

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

symptoms-existence-deactivated2:

depsidase:

crayonsandcottontails:

crayonsandcottontails:

Asking a girl if she wants to make out and she nods excitedly then turns her head for you to kiss her cheek.

Confused, you tell her you meant more like, serious kissing, and she blushes and goes silent then nods again and tilts her head down to present her forehead to you. She hasn’t stopped blushing profusely.

bimmyjimmy:

A picture of Jimmy around 7ish months when his ears were ridiculously too big for his head

summerofspock:

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it’s a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it’s really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.

more notes: batshit means CRAAAZY. but rat shit is poop. if something is shit, it’s bad, but if it’s THE shit, it’s good. eating shit is ew. but if someone just ate shit, they fell on the ground. no shit? = for real? yeah no shit = duh!!!

charlottan:

aioli is such a fabulous word it’s not every day you see vowels doing so much legwork

icantspellthings:

This shit literally looks like those evil underground science labs in movies where they do unethical experiments on children

absolutelyzoned:

telling your friends you love them is not weird and should never be considered so

bisexualmothmanfan:

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

bimmyjimmy:

Before and after the spring was thrown

randomalienencounter:

dat-soldier:

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

╎↸⎓ꖌ ʖ∷𝙹

athena-cat-wizard-official:

cod:

if you want people to “DNI” then your banner has to be legible

(I had a play around with this on a colour blind filter site, and it looks like all of the “Good” ones work as well or even better for colourblindness of various types).

gluecookie:

mortimermcmirestinks:

memewhore:

bud this isn’t from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

happy 19th anniversary to freecupholder.exe

frierenburger:

trans girls are always so good at everything hey what do those red dots on that plane mean

wiisagi-maiingan:

“Jay-walking laws are bullshit created through auto industry lobbying” and “designated times and places to cross the road, especially in busy areas, makes roads much safer for both pedestrians and drivers” are statements that can coexist btw.

savedgame:

sonofshu:

sonofshu:

Showing off cool party trick where I can just identify the model of a lock and somehow the conversation shifted over to how four of them apparently think I’m hot and I don’t know what to do

hey why the hell is this getting more than 3 notes

jan-pi-suli-ala:

computer-wizard:

catgirl-catboy:

myjetpack:

ALT

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

but what if

fucking spot the difference game

kushblazer666:

hellsitegenetics:

lila-rayne:

abandoned-quiche:

aquaiznet:

abandoned-quiche:

abandoned-quiche:

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I’m collecting them.

* (Right now, I’m 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses… (I don’t ever want to close them!

a lot of people in the notes are saying stuff like “this sounds like undertale dialogue” as if there aren’t asterisks before every line, my username isn’t abandoned-quiche, and my profile picture isn’t kris deltarune

1,762, you say? oh and two more. So that’s 1,764 then. Well don’t mind if I do.

)))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))); )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))), )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))))))))) )))

The pleasure’s mine :)

(cant have fucking anything on this website

)

String identified:
tatgcctgtgtatcattattctatttaagtttaagatatatataacactttaaattatttTacatacgatgtt

Closest match: Laeosopis roboris genome assembly, chromosome: 4
Common name: Spanish Purple Hairstreak

(image source)

raptorredd:

imitation!!! with mama

idogmini:

i want to make this a sticker sheet these guys r funny

flubber-flub1:

We can put them back together….we have the technology…

outtox1cated:

Collecting these like pokemons

lovelesswav:

everythingfox:

WWE

da-mous:

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

the autism thing of having to learn to preface every question you ask with Holy Shit I’m Just Curious Please Dont Yell At Me because it turns out a lot of questions seem to Mean Something and people will get mad if you ask them

and usually its just asking Why

dykeleftinhotcar:

honestly forget all the time that joan of arc is a saint and that people like her catholicly instead of lesbianly or transgenderly or both