The trope where people don’t recognize each other because it’s been so long since they last interacted and they’ve both changed so much that they’re basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It’s YOU. All at once it’s so clearly you
This flavor of reblog to this post always makes me laugh so hard thank you
have you noticed that they don’t even want you right clicking anymore
Yeah! you can do it to a youtube video and take a snapshot of that frame if it’s paused, or open the thumbnail in a new tab if it hasn’t started playing yet
[ID: Screenshot of the reblog tags by @/thebowlingalley on this post which read, “btw / shift+right click on firefox bypasses a website’s shitty custom right click menu / WHATTTTTTT / PREV WAHT????????” End ID.]
There are sites that block shift-right-click. Fortunately, there are fixes for that.
i don’t think people into the mech porn stuff think it’s representative of normal mecha fiction any more than people doing FFXIV gpose porn think that the next raid is going to have a Mindless Hypnoslut debuff
Scientists in weather and climate are live streaming for 100 hours to make their case to the American public.
They are live streaming, but engagement is necessary for it to work. SHARE THIS WITH PEOPLE, RECORD THE STREAM, POST CLIPS OF IT THAT ARE FUNNY, if you can tune in, PLEASE DO!
This is something that has to be heard by as many people as possible. Put it on in the background! See if you can get other people to watch it! Do whatever you can do support those who are trying to be supported! Anything and everything helps!
i think there should be a herobrine mod that has him just be kind of a jerk to you and form small not so harmful but rather annoying inconveniences like closing doors as you try to walk inside your house or punch you to move you when you’re still for too long
as a child being told “the moon controls the tides” with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you’re talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn’t ready for “the sun is a distant gorilla”. thank you NASA
working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay…….. being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS…. sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine
not to be dramatic but the amount of people commenting on this post that I should stop whining and be grateful for having two days off a week when they only get one or none is…… literally proving my point that we’re all brainwashed ghfjhddjfk… thats like if someone cut off your arms and then only cut off one of mine, you focus on how much worse you have it instead of the fact that we’re still both fucking bleeding out
I am too tired to think about this shit man maybe I’m more demi towards guys than vanilla bisexual because I’ve definitely fallen for men really hard before and then become sexually attracted to them as a result but I’m not usually attracted to guys out of the box you know
Sexuality is weird and there’s nowhere near enough labels to classify it. Don’t worry about it dude/girl :3
yeah I need to stop having mini crashouts on tumblr
ya I mean if I really thought about it there’s probably some microlabel that fits me better than “bisexual lesbian” but I stopped giving a shit a long time ago. These are descriptive terms, not diagnoses, and not everything needs to be described perfectly.
who the fuck cares I’m gonna just fuck whoever I wanna fuck and date whoever I wanna date it doesn’t matter andhcjirjdjcucjdjdjjf
What if you just fucked everyone
Then you get a golden penis skin and pure complete data to make a judgement off of.
people on my post using Paw Patrol as an example of acceptable cops in media bc it’s just for kids… don’t test me i’ll get that little fucker put down too!
a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object
had a vivid, creative, engaging, compelling, horrific nightmare i was taking the “Tumblr SATs”
please elaborate?
it’s all an excruciating blur but the question that finally jolted me awake was: “explain the physical properties of ball bearing mechanisms in the most deniably-horny way possible”
Alright, I wasn’t gonna bother responding when I saw this yesterday but it’s been absolute AMATEUR HOUR with the responses so far. So!
Ball bearing mechanisms can come in many beautiful shapes an sizes, but they all share a common factor: the use of perfectly spherical balls that sit between two objects to stop them from scraping against each other. After all, you don’t want chafing!
The classic ball bearing mechanism is cylindrical, allowing you to squeeze a shaft (called a bore) into the tight hole you want it to sit in. In this mechanism, you put your balls in a cage to hold them in place, thereby binding them tightly to the shaft. As the shaft rotates in one direction, the balls move the opposite direction to provide low-friction motion. However, because even smooth objects can stick together, it’s important to make sure that your balls are properly lubricated before pressing them into the groove of your shaft.
It’s important to choose the right lubrication, too! If your lubricant is too sticky it can cause things to stick together awkwardly, but if it’s too thin for your application it could leak everywhere and make a mess! For tight, presurized systems, a special device is used. Simply squeeze the head of the device into the hole behind the balls and pump your desired lubricant right up into it. If this isn’t practical, you can also use splash lubrication. In this case, the lubricant starts within the system and all the thrusting and rotating of the parts will make sure that everything is fully covered by the time it’s done being used.
In general, ball bearings are classified by the type of load they like to take. For example, if your machine is going to be taking multiple kinds of load, you’ll want a deep groove ball bearing. These provide extra protection to the balls and the shaft, adding flexibility and allowing it to take loads that might make a mess of other ball bearings. On the other hand, if you want to take a deep forceful load directly down the shaft, you’ll need a thrust ball bearing. Thrust bearings are perfect for taking a nice heavy load, but lack the flexibility of some other ball bearings.
Hopefully this has been nice an informative!
congratulations on winning the Tumblr SATs
AND YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKS EVEN HARDER? TAPERRED ROLLER BEARINGS. JUTS LOOK AG THIS SHIT
PURE SEX.
AND EVEN BETTER. SPHERICAL-MISALIGNMENT ROLLER BEARINFS. FOR SHAFTS OF ALL ORIENTATIKN.
I WOULD FUCK THIS BEARING. I WOULD FUCK IT SO HARD. GOD LOOK AT THAT THING SND TELL ME ITS NOT DESIGNED EROTICALLY
Okay I just told my cishet friend about this post and he started talking about the logistical issues involved in fucking roller bearings especially if the fucker was to have foreskin
I don’t know how I’d fuck it but I do know that I desire it carnally
Burning the mammoth flank just a lirtle instead of eating it raw gives grug more calorie to think. Grug thinking about color symbolism in silence of the lambs
people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it’s okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that’s an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it’s used, right
I really feel with the transandrophobia thing it’s that whole thing of ‘bigotry takes a few words to corrupt; anti-bigotry takes an essay to debunk’ cos yous can just say 'transandrophobia truthers are transmisogynists’ but we have to go 'the group is not the individuals; transandrophobia looks out for trans women and wants to work alongside them to………’ and it makes it real easy for people to go 'I ain’t readin all that lol’
I want to have hot gay sex but I dont know if I could do it
Real
like I struggle to find anyone I could actually do it with on Grindr, finding cute people is like finding a unicorn, so rare, and like what if I show up and I’m just not into it at all, just like totally soft, :(
So here’s how I deal with that. First, if the other person is comfortable, meet at your apartment (or go for a walk in the park and then go to your place), and then you put on a movie. That gives you the opportunity to cuddle together and get things going if you two want. And if not - well, you still have a cute guy cuddled up with you, so it’s not as if the alternative to gay sex (gay cuddles) is bad either
I love when non-Indigenous americans get whiny about people calling for the death/collapse/etc of the united states like as a country cause the thing is that. Like. Well you see… the nation of usamerica isn’t… synonymous with People Living Here. You get that, right. I know I know somebody from the global south posted something mean about your beloved burger country but I’m with them on this, actually. “America” doesn’t have to be here. I also want to see it destroyed within my lifetime. Ooh your position of relative privilege is being threatened ooooh 👻
And maybe I’m evil but all of the “but if america collapses then it’ll be baddd” reeks of… Having something to lose. Yknow? Like well I already can’t afford medical treatment. I’m already barely scraping by. Like of course I’m not immune to benefiting from living in the imperial core and being paid in usd but fuck man I don’t really care if some of y'all get less comfortable. And that’s just *within our own citizens*. You think your comfort is worth all the shit being done to the rest of the world? Jesus christ
“How many lives do you think your comfort is worth” is really at the heart of american culture. That’s the root of all of this. That’s how it started and that’s how it’s gonna end, god willing
i wish i could remember who made the recommendation to “make a list of all the different ways someone could feel about a topic in your fictional setting and then make each of them a character” because it is a great technique and is also extremely fun
The time I opened an academic paper titled “parasitoid wasps” and read several sections about thermal temperatures in avalanche flow, wondering when the wasps were going to show up, before realising the file was probably mislabelled. “wow this sounds deadly and to think, the wasps haven’t even attacked yet”
Since reading the last chapter of TROD i’ve wanted to draw them dancing, so today i finally did it and im actually rlly happy about how it turned out 💪
I think from context, OP was trying to imply that was a photo of an Alpha who is going to get a bunch of (confusion and shock) cis women pregnant because he’s such a Reddit Red-pilled macho Jordan Peterson Alpha Male who doesn’t need consent because he goes to the gym and is descended from Western European Christians but now is all American hamburger truck sports man.
Meanwhile, we intellectuals know that that’s an omega on the verge of heat presenting themself self to an Alpha whose pheremones they smelled.
It’s just basic science. I saw it on Bill Nye.
(please note the original caption clearly indicates this omega uses they/them pronouns).
[edit: I always get Eastern and Western Europe mixed up whoops]
Annoyed at both US and Canadian liberals acting like Canada is an oppressed Global South country that is under the boot of US imperialism and full of progressive revolutionaries when it’s actually one of the wealthiest countries in the world and an enthusiastic ally of the US in its imperialism most of the time, and when it isn’t, it has its own imperialist and colonialist projects, especially mining, both in the Global South and on stolen Indigenous land within so called Canada - don’t even get me started on how reactionary Canadian settlers are either, and it’s not just the white ones born here bc a lot of non-white diaspora and immigrants are just as nationalistic and hate both Indigenous peoples and the Global South, even if their families are originally from the latter.
I saw a Reddit thread from someone in Europe going, “Wow, Canada, I always thought you were just a smaller America, but you’ve really proven yourself to be a democratic power who protects the liberties of your people. The world’s eyes are watching you and we’re all really impressed.”
Followed by Canadians being like, “thank you uwu i hate when people compare us to Americans and it’s so nice to be recognized for our contributions to civil liberties”
It was the smuggest smugfest for a country that only just barely kinda-apologized for the hundreds of thousands First Nations children they slaughtered and dumped into mass graves outside of the residential schools they abducted and sent those children to, and on the heels of suing to say, “No, we don’t have to provide clean water to reserves, we only do that as a favour”
Annoyed at both US and Canadian liberals acting like Canada is an oppressed Global South country that is under the boot of US imperialism and full of progressive revolutionaries when it’s actually one of the wealthiest countries in the world and an enthusiastic ally of the US in its imperialism most of the time, and when it isn’t, it has its own imperialist and colonialist projects, especially mining, both in the Global South and on stolen Indigenous land within so called Canada - don’t even get me started on how reactionary Canadian settlers are either, and it’s not just the white ones born here bc a lot of non-white diaspora and immigrants are just as nationalistic and hate both Indigenous peoples and the Global South, even if their families are originally from the latter.
I saw a Reddit thread from someone in Europe going, “Wow, Canada, I always thought you were just a smaller America, but you’ve really proven yourself to be a democratic power who protects the liberties of your people. The world’s eyes are watching you and we’re all really impressed.”
Followed by Canadians being like, “thank you uwu i hate when people compare us to Americans and it’s so nice to be recognized for our contributions to civil liberties”
It was the smuggest smugfest for a country that only just barely kinda-apologized for the hundreds of thousands First Nations children they slaughtered and dumped into mass graves outside of the residential schools they abducted and sent those children to, and on the heels of suing to say, “No, we don’t have to provide clean water to reserves, we only do that as a favour”
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