May 2025

for-sure-not-a-llama:

I remember the days when i made attack helicopter jokes.


Now i am a queer furry on tumblr.


Man they were right.

elbiotipo:

In your average city builder, you play as an almighty God Mayor who does not have to listen or interact at all with his citizens, he has complete power of life and death over them and can shape the city at will. Except for Traffic, the most powerful force in the universe and the only thing that actually matters to simulate in a city simulator. Everything else is just a backdrop for Traffic.

souls-reblogs:

mi-toki-pona-e-sina:

armandgender:

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

tenpo luka luka luka luka tenpo mun luka tu la; jan Tonatunpu li moli.

Дональд Трамп умрёт 20 июля 2025 в 1 час дня стандартное тихоокеанское время

donald tramp će umreti 20. jula 2025. u 13:00 sati pacifičkog standardnog vremena

for-sure-not-a-llama:

satan-offical:

Slide to the left! *scraping metal noise*

Slide to the right! *scraping metal noice*

Criss cross? *THUNCK THUNK*

souls-reblogs:

mi-toki-pona-e-sina:

armandgender:

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

tenpo luka luka luka luka tenpo mun luka tu la; jan Tonatunpu li moli.

Дональд Трамп умрёт 20 июля 2025 в 1 час дня стандартное тихоокеанское время

Tonatunpu 😭🤣🤣😭😭

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

It says it has 5 notes, but only 4 people show up!

Congrats to the 4 people who were able to leave notes on this post

Congrats to the 4

people who were able to

leave notes on this post

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This man has been looking for his camera through the fabric of time and space so it simply broke tumblr

bok bok

[if doctor who had a camera]

great post everyone

I’ve seen other (shorter) reblog chains of this post, and sometimes I forget this one has broken notes

Tumblr breaks the Tumblr, 4K

6 notes as of this reblog

Back to one note for me

meow

Fun fact : unlike most Tumblr posts, where notes indicates the interactions with all reblogs stemming from the original one, broken posts’ notes indicates only the interaction with this particular reblog.

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weepingchoir:

weepingchoir:

The original sin of cyberpunk as a genre is consistently offering utopic power fantasies while claiming to be dystopic. In Shadowrun the Seattle government builds a public housing project

Beyond the wildest solarpunk aspirations

pukicho:

Sigma male tip: don’t even do anything at all

for-sure-not-a-llama:

hikkineetboi:

for-sure-not-a-llama:

Just here to remind you all that llamas are cool and smart but that they are NOT taking over the world. They are just sitting there, waiting, do not be concerned, you will be ok. :)

Shut it u smug animal I got a baby shower coming up and I am NOT going to settle for a cotton blend synthetic fiberrrr!!

*shears aggressively*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

universallydestinytaco:

(Source)

This is EXACTLY why we beg y’all to boycott HP, especially the reboot.

Anywho, gonna take advantage of the tag inevitably trending by listing pro-LGBTQ+ groups to support and invest:

Mermaids

The Trevor Project

InterACT

The National Black Justice Coalition

Lavender Phoenix

Black AIDS Institute

GLAAD

National Indigenous Women’s Resource Center

Lambda Legal

Queer the Land

Act Up NY

Human Rights Campaign

FOLX HELP

Feel free to add more charitable organizations below! Oh and one more thing: DO NOT HARASS THE KIDS CAST ON THAT SHOW, or you’re equally as bad as Jowling-Knowling-Rowling.

for-sure-not-a-llama:

areallyuniquename:

celestialmacros:

Recent weevils

Glyptobaris lecontei

Clover Weevil (Sitona hispidulus)

Lignyodes fraxini

Mid April to early May, 2025

Southeastern Pennsylvania

basidiobolus:

aropride:

its crazy how teeth problems can fucking kill you and not only are dental services not free they cost a ludicrous amount and require an entirely different type of insurance than the rest of ur body. aside from the eyes, of course, which need a third type of insurance. What are we even doing man

Hi what the hell is ur problem. people who can’t afford dental care are supposed to afford international moving costs? not to mention securing housing and a job in another country. no but ur right, it’s just a choice to die of tooth infection becoming sepsis.

autistic-harley-quinn:

lukadjo:

autistic-harley-quinn:

sagegreenyaps:

luxiomahariel:

if you dont care about the suicide rate of trans men/mascs because it “reminds you of mras” then youre not actually serious about fighting transphobia. you just want an acceptable punching bag and will shit on minorities if it means making yourself feel better.

imagine saying you dont care about the suicide rate of queer women or the murder rate of queer man. you are no different than any other bog-standard bigot.

Being afraid to worry about suicide rates is awful. Full stop.

And real MRAs don’t worry about the actual suicides; what MRAs are concerned with is making feminists doubt themselves, trying to make them believe that dismantling the patriarchy is a bad cause. Because in the MRA state of mind, it’s feminists that are killing men, not the patriarchy itself.

Hot take: igoring the suicide rates of people with non-feminine genders means you’re far closer to the radical “feminists” that fill comment sections with ‘Misandry isn’t real YET!’ and “Let’s make that male suicide rate higher!” You don’t have to worry about looking like an MRA if this is what you’re emulating, if you’re not afraid to be reminiscent of reactionary radical “feminists.”

If you’re afraid to acknowledge high suicide rates just because of the gender of the people killing themselves, fuck you.

also ngl, making fun of the male suicide rate is just like, it really just stinks of bigoted erasure of marginalized ppl (and in some cases also the gleeful encouragement of the suicide of marginalized ppl) . How many of the “men commiting suicide” from those rates are queer men? How many are trans women who never came out? How many of them are men of color whose lives were ruined by racism? How many of them were intersex? How many were poor men committing to escape the horrors of poverty? How many were disabled? How many were facing severe religious prosecution? You assume that bc the statistics are counting “men” that only people with systemic power are being counted, that their suffering doesn’t matter bc the only thing that matters is that when a surveyor counted numbers they marked them down as “men” ergo no other axis of suffering matters. Its sickening, they’re actively laughing at the suicides of marginalized ppl bc the only thing they care about is the gender some statistics person put on a chart.

MRA - Men’s Rights Activist

Actually it’s disabled rights activist to you bc the only thing in common with everyone who committed suicide was that the trauma and mental illness they experienced was severe enough that death seemed to be the better option. That’s not even accounting for the suicides that weren’t suicides but were actually hate crimes that got covered up. Pointing out that marginalized men exist is not the same as acting as if women opress men tyvm.

“To you”, like, to me? I was providing a definition for an acronym I had to look up. I was not making a statement of any kind.

for-sure-not-a-llama:

autistic-lizard:

i used to be a good christian girl

God is dead and I ate him

dxrksong:

blk-hippie:

theshieldswordandcrown:

unsolids-your-snake:

partywithponies:

thesebonesbite:

uberfluss:

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I’M SORRY

👑🍑✨👍👢

Obviously I’m hanging out with Princess Peach and something about boots

💕👍💭🫲💌

I FIND LOVE?

😈🏕️💖💚🤞🏿

Well I be.

💢👏💅🎉❤️ looks like I’ll be having my nails done and a party at least…?

🫙🌻🍷👍🏻✨

What 😭, why is it all aesthetic girlypop stuff, I swear this says nothing about me

And why is the thumbs up white???

systembug:

repost-haven:

ketrinadrawsalot:

Center: A person riding a gigantic rhinoceros beetle with captions reading "beetle jelly" and "commute beetle"
Upper left: A giant rhinoceros beetle eating from a trough
Upper right: A giant rhinoceros beetle getting washed by two people
Lower left: A stag beetle moving a crate
Lower right: Two people happily showing off giant beetle grubs ALT

While driving, I thought about commuting on a big ol’ beetle

@systembug

OOOOUGGHJHHHH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Thamk u<3

new-bug-ideas:

The sequel to the butterfly is actually going to be called the margerinefly but don’t tell anyone this is a secret

whereserpentswalk:

00111010-01010000:

catchymemes:

“Genesis”, Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

Sometimes I forget how alien the world used to be. How our earth used to be entirely diffrent in so many wonderful ways. How we can never see it, but as humans we can understand and know, we can know, we can know.

worldheritagepostorganization:

thoracs:

World Heritage Post

new-bug-ideas:

The wasp factory that keeps putting wasps in my room

pukicho:

Aoww i missed

queen-mihai:

calellon:

it’s dangerous to go alone! take this. *kisses you straight on the lips*

Blushes and then defeats the BBEG

oneheadtoanother:

Yoooo I’m on to something big. Watch this space for more …

pukicho:

jswatson:

pukicho:

thegreenaper:

pukicho:

Cool new desktop page for easier readability !

How do i add this to my page

add <img style=“width: 100%; position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 0;” src=“https://64.media.tumblr.com/71a729c07330539e046eca9cf3006205/cdedacdbc41c5bb0-a5/s400x600/523aa624bbd3f515b490040782344f94f7f4a4cd.gif”/> right after the <body> tag in your blog’s html

do it now

God fucking bless you

ghostapop:

chongoblog:

they spent billions on this

id: google search reading “is it 2025”. ai overview responds “no, is it not 2025. the current year is 2025.” end id

luigis-slut:

poopinmybabyfood:

important-animal-images:

a common epidemic amongst reddit users

were–ralph:

last post reminds me of the time when i first started working and a coworker was badmouthing furries and i was like “you know im a furry right” and he was like “lmao sure bud” and i showed him my sona as my phone bg and he didnt talk to me for like a week+ then finally he was like “are you really a furry” and im like “yes heres more art of my sona” and he was like “hm. ok.” then got fired the week after for pulling a box cutter on another employee

socialistexan:

starjasmines:

also people on here love to shit on LA and yeah sure it sucks but honestly like all cities kind of suck to some extent, LA has its merits as well. i get if you don’t want to die in a car crash it probably isn’t a great place to move to but if youre OK with that (it’s the american dream to die on the highway) then you can be pretty happy there.

for-sure-not-a-llama:

hikkineetboi:

for-sure-not-a-llama:

Just here to remind you all that llamas are cool and smart but that they are NOT taking over the world. They are just sitting there, waiting, do not be concerned, you will be ok. :)

Shut it u smug animal I got a baby shower coming up and I am NOT going to settle for a cotton blend synthetic fiberrrr!!

*shears aggressively*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

for-sure-not-a-llama:

I am just going to point out that if i was a llama i would not have to legally answer that.

memeuplift:

memeuplift:

crowy3022:

stupid-twink-girl:

stupid-twink-girl:

impenetrable ethos

stupid-twink-girl:

oh i forgot to post this here. i made in on my phone while in court to change my legal name lol

stupid-twink-girl:

now mac is here :]

Can we get some water in here?

Drinkable water...

theolliesaurus:

i-am-a-fish:

a rippling puddle, filled with pure, blue, drinkable waterALT

watering hole

all are welcome to take a drink.

neutral ground for tumblr users

trapny:

ouitha-hardar:

depsidase:

Mutuals

I thought this was a political comic

stupid-twink-girl:

stupid-twink-girl:

stupid-twink-girl:

hi welcome 2 my blog!!!! my name is sam and this is my petition to STOP HURTING MEG IN FAMILY GUY!!!! (pt 1 cuz there is lots of images :p sry for how long it is qwq) (postin this heer cuz katherine wanted to see and they only hav tumblr :0)

READ BELOW PLS!!!

thats pt 1 !!! will post the second part rn :0

kat helped me draw this one :)ALT

pt 2 over :00 the last part is only three more things i think and its gonna be posted rn !!! ^~^

thanks for reading this :)

stupid-twink-girl:

stupid-twink-girl:

stupid-twink-girl:

hi welcome 2 my blog!!!! my name is sam and this is my petition to STOP HURTING MEG IN FAMILY GUY!!!! (pt 1 cuz there is lots of images :p sry for how long it is qwq) (postin this heer cuz katherine wanted to see and they only hav tumblr :0)

READ BELOW PLS!!!

thats pt 1 !!! will post the second part rn :0

kat helped me draw this one :)ALT

pt 2 over :00 the last part is only three more things i think and its gonna be posted rn !!! ^~^

thanks for reading this :)

unpeeled-human:

unpeeled-human:

webp. more like wet ppee.

also on bsky

ok so hopefully this doesnt annihilate the servers of this poor website but, what i use to convert webp’s is https://ezgif.com/

it has converters for myriad file types including video to gif, webp to png/gif/jpeg, png to pdf, and more; different ways to make and edit gifs, including special effects and adding text; there’s a resizing tool, clip splitter (only for animated gifs and such), and some more doodads. i love this website

they even added a sprite sheet creator ?? i think it extracts a sprite sheet from a gif but i havent used it yet

memeuplift:

fearsomeandwretched:

Transphobia is so antithetical to genuine feminism it blows my mind there’s such a wide overlap like you either believe in autonomy and self determination or you don’t

you're a gigantic egotistical faggot

cryptotheism:


Bark like a dog for my attention

miniar:

ayeforscotland:

ivveg:

ayeforscotland:

If there is one thing that’s never worked, it’s trying to legislate sex work out of existence.

Let’s clear up the definitions here.

  1. Sex is something done with consent.
  2. “Bought consent” is not consent.
  3. Sex without consent is rape, and sexual services without consent are sexual assault.
  4. Voluntary sexual workers are few, most are trafficking victims.
  5. Criminalizing the purchase of rape and sexual assault is the best a society can do to shift attitudes and protect women.

If by clear up you mean - deliberately muddy the waters.

Rape and sexual assault are already illegal, and this legislation will neither protect sex workers nor ‘shift attitudes’.

As a former sex worker, let me make something absolutely clear.

A person who doesn’t respect my ability to say yes has exactly the same amount of respect for my consent as a person who doesn’t respect my ability to say no.

The people who think they have the right to revoke my consent over their own emotional reactions to situations that do not involve them have absolutely no respect for my consent what so ever.

My lived experiences are not yours to rewrite to fit your agenda.

My consent is not yours to give or revoke.

My body is not yours to define nor control.

And lastly.

Every research done on the effects of the nordic model show that it DOES NOT help sex workers.

It does not protect them, neither from police nor clients. It increases the risk and harm.

I makes survival sex workers lives much harder.

It does not give anyone an out.

You know what would though?

Money.

Safety nets.

If you genuinely want to help people out who want to get out you can not do so by going after sex workers livelihoods.

You need to build the paths out.

UBI, no questions support systems, better disability payments and access to them, better unemployment systems, affordable housing, etc, etc, etc.

And if you want to do anything about the sex work itself, listen to the people actually doing it! Work with them, not against them.

And what they are calling for is DECRIMINALISATION!

transfemme-shelterdog:

May 20 is World Bee Day!

transfemme-shelterdog:

May 20 is World Bee Day!