fandom:

who doesn’t love a ball toy pit?

ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.

for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!

big pit we’ve got here. but how many total crabs, horses, and paws are in it?

759

773

798

802

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but that’s not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:

poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool?
poll 2: what number of mini horse friends?
poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?

happy voting!

pointless-achievements:

setheverman:

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

orcboxer:

Categorizing shit is so much easier when you accept nested hierarchies into your heart. And semantic overlap. Is a chicken sandwich a burger? Well we got turkey burgers and veggie burgers, so sure. In the words of Rene Descartes,

ALT

knight-of-ashes:

hotvampireadjacent:

Hahaha

ALT

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:

This was funnier in my head

studentofetherium:

studentofetherium:

“having sex with your friends is basically incest” is a take of all time

this deserves to go in the takes hall of fame

g4s0l1n3bl34chsh4rp13s:

mj-says-hey:

i-am-a-fish:

you’re very pretty. your uniqueness is an inherently beautiful trait. please don’t compare yourself to this guy. he’s hot but don’t compare yourself to him

ALT

ecto-hazard:

grey-screaming:

youre so fuckign right

peachdoxie:

lazydelusions:

punkrock-bottom:

plumbewb:

hear me out…

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

harbingerdiana:

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

chwylaven:

I made some standees for fun >:D

closeups:

I just love having them on my desk and fiddling with them (they also ridiculously look good in the sun)

homeofhousechickens:

Leghorn moment

diblmetta:

V2s defeat was satisfying and necessary for the flow of the game

but…

magedoesstuff:

there’s a special place reserved in hell for whoever came up with the idea that tv-show episodes should be 40-70 minutes long and there should be only like 8-10 episodes per season, released all at once instead of the 00’s 20-30 minute long episodes with 20-22 episodes per season released weekly.

(dont even get me started on the two part bullshit netflix has been doing lately. or the canecling before the storyline is done (lookin at you s&b, lockwood&co and julie&the phantoms)

This is what happens when streaming services start using how bingeable something is as a metric

When you think about it

isn’t a magazine just a very veeery fancy professionally produced zine with volumes that release at consistent intervals?

serenitynerd:

Well it’s April fool somewhere in the world already isn’t it? Consider yourself booped

smashorpassgilf:

rick astley

smash

pass

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three-dee-ess:

My Apology

I have realized my mistake… the 3DS doesn’t deserve a blog like this…. so from here on out I will exclusively post 3DO content instead… I hope you guys can forgive me for my error and support me going forward </3

lillieof-thevalley:

Boop?

Boop!

Boooooooooooooooooooooooop!

Bibdidi-Bobbidi-BOOP!

Boop Boop!

I’m Boop intolerant.

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a-pickle-jar:

so where is the joke ?

ebi-noodle-doodles:

Hi i’m that chubby Miku artist. I’m going to stop making them

Thank you for supporting me every time I drop a new chubby Miku fanart! Its truly been a pleasure to read the comments & reply to asks. Alas it’s time to stop them. I really enjoyed and loved drawing them. Tags are fun to read too

carnelianfoxx:

ok e621’s april fools joke this year is pretty good

lenorblr:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

In highschool I wrote a story about a middle-generation of stellar travelers. Their parents were born on earth and left as children, and the middle generation will not live long enough to see their destination. They live their entire lives on the ship and I wrote about them trying to find their place in everything. They will never know blue skies and warm beaches and open fields with warm breezes. They’ll never know birdsong or crickets or frogs. They’ll never hear the rain on the roof of a dreary day. I never could find the right way to end the story. I wanted it to be a happy ending, but I didn’t know how to do it.

I realize now that it was a book about me dealing with depression before I even knew it. Looking back at how blatant the projecting was, it’s obvious now. It wasn’t then.

In the story, the middle-generation people are lost. They’re apathetic. They’re just a placeholder. The only job they have is to keep the ship running, have kids, and die. As the middle generation of people began becoming adults, suicide rates were skyrocketing. Crime and drug rates were jumping. This generation was completely apathetic because they felt that they had no use.

In the story, a small group of people in the middle-generation create the Weather Project. They turn the ship into a terrarium. They make magnificent gardens and take the DNA of animals they took with them and recreate them and they make this cold, metal spaceship that they have to live their entire lives on into a home. They take what little they have and they break it and rearrange it into something beautiful. They take this radical idea and turn the ship into a wonderful jungle of trees and birds and sunshine.

And I realize now how much it reflects my state of mind as I transitioned from a child into an adult while dealing with depression. You always hear “it gets better” and “when you’re older things will be easier” and I was so sick of waiting for it to get better. I was in the middle-generation stage. And I was sick of it. I was so sick of waiting.

When I was in highschool I didn’t know how to end the story. I didn’t know how to have a happy ending. I didn’t have the life experience then to finish the story in a meaningful way. I didn’t know how to make it better for these middle-generation characters.

But now that I’m older, I’m learning. That if you sit and wait for things to get better, it never will. You have to take your life and break it apart and rearrange it into something beautiful. You have to make the cold metal ship into the garden that you deserve. You have to make your own meaning. You have to plant your own garden.

You have to teach yourself that being happy is not a radical idea.

God you guys I never thought this would become so popular 😱 I was gonna name it The Weather Project after the art installment that inspired it

By Olafur Eliasson

This is beautiful and really hitting me hard in the feels today. My depression is bad.

Also it reminded me of that movie where the guy wakes up in the middle of their ship’s journey to the new planet… and he is so lonely he wakes up another person and eventually they turn the ship into a beautiful forest because they would never make it to the new planet.

Aaghh… every day I feel like I am waiting for things to get better, but I’m still here… and the loneliness is hard.

primarybufferpanel:

saphiretarot:

tumblr where are they

miscellaneoustenten:

I would gladly be late due to the Bug Parade

reikiajakoiranruohoja:

Since I’m on a rambly mood, here’s some serious thoughts;

Your ability to show empathy towards disabled people is not tested when you see a well-put together person in a wheelchair.

It is tested when someone obviously mentally ill is taking too long in the line, when someone haggard asks you for a coin, when someone clearly intellectually disabled and yet an adult is acting up.

Disability is not always cute, it is not always kind. It is not always comforting. Quite often it is dirty and unfair and rough.

Even if you are disabled yourself, you can have ableistic thoughts.

The best you can do is accept the flaw in those thoughts and still treat the person with respect.

ashfae:

leatherlavender:

insufficiently-advanced:

findsomethingtofightfor:

the-real-numbers:

Source

ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

this image made me quit my job.

I remember the first time I saw it, i stared at it for several minutes until I finally just started crying. It made me resolve to leave, and I turned in my resignation about a month later.

This is your reminder that if life keeps throwing you lemons you are not morally obligated to make lemonade from them. You can duck, or catch them in a trash can, or get a baseball bat and slam those fuckers into the stratosphere.

melonfacade:

frankiefridayyy:

everythingfox:

Easy entertainment

me when bawwoon

terrible-leviathan:

WHY TF DID THEY REPLACE THE SWORDS WITH GUNS IN THE LIVE ACTION

naamahdarling:

thecottageinthedark:

thestalwartheart:

hey jason isaacs what the fuck

good for him

Oh dear god

super-ion:

super-ion:

super-ion:

super-ion:

Concept: cursed blade rehabilitation center. Destroying a sentient weapon is expensive and highly unethical, so adventurers bring them to the center where highly trained staff can care for them and eventually find them forever homes. It turns out most cursed weapons are products of trauma and are not strictly evil themselves. Some blades turn out to be fiercely protective companions. Others don’t even want to be weapons at all, finding joy in simple work like blacksmithing or farming. Most blades just need to be loved.

A pack of bandits descend upon a seemingly undefended town. But the blacksmith’s hammer, the farmer’s scythe, the woodsman’s axe, they have not forgotten what they once were, and they *will* defend the town that they have come to love.

This sweet girl has been with us for seven seasons. She was forged in the heart of a volcano and would be ideal for anyone with a preexisting fire affinity (she’s a cuddler and is guaranteed to keep you warm in winter). She still loves burning, but it turns out you can only reduce the world to ash once. She would be perfectly suited for forest management that regularly requires controlled burns.

This weary old soul has grown tired of bloodshed and would much rather spend his days as an ominous decoration in a tavern or common room, a perfect fit for an adventurer looking to leave their dungeon crawling days behind. He likes peoplewatching with his single glowing eye, preferably from high, prominent locations with views of entrances and exits.

salmoniid:

gabv1el

peach-pot:

sofflepoffle:

peach-pot:

trainwreckisawreck:

vang0bus:

peach-pot:

peach-pot:

peach-pot:

I’m obsessed with ep 15 of ohshc not because of anything that actually happens in the episode but because hikaru seems to be wearing three tank tops the whole time

I’m captivated by his triple tank swag

okay I think there’s three possible options

1. three tank tops. weirdo.
2. two tank tops and one binder. still a weirdo but now he’s got transmasc swag.
3. one tank over TWO binders. not a weirdo, but his swag is revoked because of his unsafe binding practices.

one binder sandwiched between two tank tops. weirdo again

my argument for one binder sandwiched between two tank tops: the binder was causing sensory issues

transmasc AND autistic boy swag

Considering that the white straps are hanging out of the black layer I think it is absolutely tank top underneath a binder, but Hikaru needs to make it look like a fashion choice ™ as opposed to hiding it under the straps.

he’s like if I wear my binder confidently enough no one will even realize what it is and you know what he’s right.

clownboybebop:

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

empress-of-dark2005:

homeofhousechickens:

The chickens are also tired of the wind

ampervadasz:

mostly-taxes-and-whining:

sialiasnest:

rhodesian-ridgefake:

thebrittanybrigade:

The embodiment of eepy-core

Luna agrees

Yes please. Nugget wants in.

i-give-you-a-fish:

the-real-list-of-ominous-threats:

Microsoft outlook

You get a Tidepool Sculpin

Oligocottus maculosus

nneahwalker:

worldbuilding-tomfoolery:

hotdogmexicano:

tiny death roll

ballet

it’s her!!

cryptid-bitchh:

queeranarchism:

queeranarchism:

hater-of-terfs:

terryfuck:

terryfuck:

i’m counting at least four dead giveaways and another obvious cop

• visible vest under his shirt
• handcuffs in back pocket
• hideous shoes that literally only cops wear
• thin blue line wristband
• backwards yankees cap
• armband on his left arm almost certainly covering a blue line/punisher skull tat
• guy on the right side of the photo also wearing a vest and same wristband on both wrists
  

The white armband is actually used by NYPD to signify to the riot cops which people in the crowd are undercover cops so they don’t get shot. Apparently they change the color daily, but no one else is showing up to a protest with a fucking armband like that so

• the black shoes, jeans, neutral shirt combo…
  

I made a little visual

These undercovers will try and convince you to act violently/break the law just so they have an excuse to arrest you and use violence on protestors. Call them out as cops and don’t let them fool you or fellow protestors.

cyber-newtype:

birdgirl revolutionaries staging a coo