April 2025

loveridden1999:

you got a fast car i want a ticket to anywhere maybe we make a deal maybe together we can get somewhere any place is better starting from zero got nothing to lose maybe we’ll make something me myself i got nothing to prove you got a fast car i got a plan to get us outta here i been working at the convenience store managed to save just a little bit of money won’t have to drive too far just ‘cross the border and into the city you & i can both get job & finally see what it means to be living see my old man’s got a problem he live with the bottle that’s the way it is he says his body’s too old for working his body’s too young to look like his my mama went off & left him she wanted more from life than he could give i said somebody’s got to take care of him so i quit school & that’s what i did you got a fast car is it fast enough so we can fly away? we gotta make a decision leave tonight or live & die this way so i remember when we were driving, driving in your car speed so fast it felt like i was drunk city lights lay out before us & your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder & i i had a feeling that i belonged i i had a feeling i could be someone be someone be someone you got a fast car we go cruising, entertain ourselves you still ain’t got a job & i work in the market as a checkout girl i know things will get better you’ll find work and i’ll get promoted we’ll move out of the shelter buy a bigger house & live in the suburbs so i remember when we were driving, driving in your car speed so fast it felt like i was drunk city lights lay out before us & your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder & i i had a feeling that i belonged i i had a feeling i could be someone be someone be someone you got a fast car i got a job that pays all our bills you stay out drinking late at the bar see more of your friends than you do of your kids i’d always hoped for better thought maybe together you & me’d find it i got no plans, i ain’t going nowhere take your fast car & keep on driving so i remember when we were driving, driving in your car speed so fast it felt like i was drunk city lights lay out before us & your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder & i i had a feeling that I belonged i i had a feeling I could be someone be someone be someone you got a fast car is it fast enough so you can fly away? you gotta make a decision leave tonight or live and die this way

fleursdesmorts:

like. yeah avoiding dark themes in literature or films is totally working out so well for you. the lack of compassion and lack of understanding of difficult subjects is really making you a better person than the people who actually acknowledge nuance. 👍

2seeitall:

Butrint Archaeological Site, Albania

The city’s origins can be traced back to the Greek colonists who settled in the area over 2,500 years ago. Over the centuries, it was conquered by various rulers including the Romans, Byzantines, Venetians, and Ottomans. The ruins demonstrate an intriguing mix of cultural influences that have shaped the city’s architecture.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

pay me no heed brother. i’m simply being playful

screenshotsofdespair:

body5000:

im 12 years old sitting on my bed reading it’s midnight it’s summer my window is open the crickets are very loud but very soothing my room smells dusty and warm and no one else exists. im 12 years old. the feeling never goes away.

guooey:

sunfortune:

vexheart:

hey Elvis is the glass half full or half empty to you?

elvis-official:

elvis-official:

Woah mama it depends on whether you’re filling or emptying

Endless optimism is a foolish way to look at the world, unable to see the strife and suffering. Endless pessimism will never make anyone happy, especially not you. You need to take the good and the bad, the dark and the light, the full and the empty. Hummina hummina hummina

blue-tonsure-and-pronouns:

society could be built on selecting random women to be put in a blender and pulverized monthly and tiktok would be like “how to SLAY the blender look! if you don’t want to get blended you’re just a pick me. getting blended is an act of rebellion in our society. how to dress more blendercore. trans women will never know what it feels like to be worried about getting selected for the blender every month (even though trans women get blended more often than cis women). trans men are traitors because they don’t get selected for the blender anymore (even though they do). actually women are more biologically suited to be blended because our soft frail bodies are easier on the blades and our brains are full of goopy feminine emotions and fluff so there is nothing of value lost when they’re crushed into a chunky red liquid. it is an act of divine femininity to be blended.”

justfriendsbestthings:

Question to all the people who grew up in Germany and or German speaking countries who are now adults, do you still go ‘Löwenzahn’ in that specific tone of voice whenever you see a dandelion or is that just me

whisperingsoup:

vexwerewolf:

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason

if you’re wearing a fitbit, you’re using spottacus’s technology. be grateful.

oh boy

This guy seems extremely fucking based

so it takes “inventing the technology behind FitBit” money to own that many fursuits.

headspace-hotel:

sofuton:

memewhore:

ynnuf:

You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.

ramdragons-deactivated20240319:

need people to see this i feel insane

angelbabymikaa:

don’t cry okay? cheese tortellini ♥️

very-gay-alkyrion:

1hoverman0k:

guy with 60hz monitor: i am enjoying playing this game

guy with 240hz monitor: Honestly if you were to conceive of the most efficient possible torture in terms of purely causing agony for as long as possible and also have your firstborn son killed in front of you during the torture it would not even be a tenth as bad as playing a game at 60 fps

Guy with a laptop: Yeah I’m happy if it runs at 20 fps

passionpeachy:

normal artist but they pronounce “gouache” like “gooch”

technic-spec:

cafeeconleche:

@npdsalad

spookibow:

Drunk kisses mwahh

nitewrighter:

Me: I don’t get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I’m like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it’s the fascism. You’re completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you’re also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you’re going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.

evilwizard:

minecraft:

tumblr should add a new feature called the blood furnace. it would be located on tumblr.com/bloodfurnace and it would be sort of like an online easy bake oven type game thing but instead of baking it would function sort of like an alchemical minigame thing that the entirety of tumblr participates in somehow to get working. Like there might be a place where bright red flame comes out of that’s fueled in real-time by how much people like posts on tumblr, and then a smaller dark red flame that’s fueled by accounts getting banned or deactivated. what would you be able to accomplish with it? not sure I just like the idea. give us the blood furnace, staff.

minecraft…

evilwizard:

minecraft:

tumblr should add a new feature called the blood furnace. it would be located on tumblr.com/bloodfurnace and it would be sort of like an online easy bake oven type game thing but instead of baking it would function sort of like an alchemical minigame thing that the entirety of tumblr participates in somehow to get working. Like there might be a place where bright red flame comes out of that’s fueled in real-time by how much people like posts on tumblr, and then a smaller dark red flame that’s fueled by accounts getting banned or deactivated. what would you be able to accomplish with it? not sure I just like the idea. give us the blood furnace, staff.

minecraft…

buddiequeerbait:

I dont want to be exposed to varying and diverse fandom opinions I love my echo chamber #myechochamber

thefandomlesbian:

allegedly-human:

worldsendvalent1ne:

Begging you to put the sound on

smt5vengeance:

wh0rlpool:

Can U imagine if a slug laughed

a snail is allowed to laugh, while a slug has to chuckle

reasonsforhope:

“Claire Cao was only a senior in high school when she saw a vital need in her community — and filled it. 

In 2024, the teenager spent her time outside of school volunteering at Blanchet House, a Portland-based nonprofit that serves people experiencing homelessness through food donations, clothing drives, and mental health assistance programs. 

As she logged hours as a Blanchet House student ambassador, Cao soon realized how difficult it was for community members to keep track of shelter openings, rotating food service programs, and available mental health resources. 

“During one afternoon meal service, I met Dano, an unhoused man who shared his struggles with accessing basic services like food and shelter,” Cao said in a recent press release

“Left disconnected from essential services, Dano described his struggles of not knowing where to go or which shelters had available beds.”

Combining her love for technology, law, and public policy, Cao pulled available resources into a database and created the ShelterBridge app, which connects users to shelters and services in their area. 

“ShelterBridge wasn’t simply inspired by Dano — it was inspired by the realization that access to resources is a fundamental need that we, as a community, can do a better job of providing,” Cao emphasized. 

“I wanted to use my skills to build something that could bridge that gap, ensuring that no one falls through the cracks simply because they don’t know where to turn for help.”

In addition to linking users to services in their area, the app also has a rating system similar to Yelp. This system allows people to leave star ratings and reviews on shelters, food services, hotlines, and legal aid. 

The ratings not only help users differentiate between services in their area — but they also provide invaluable feedback to the nonprofits, organizations, and government programs that service them. 

“We’ve been asking for an app like this for a number of years now,” Scott Kerman, executive director of Blanchet House, told Portland news station KGW.

In mid-January, Cao won the 2024 Congressional App Challenge in Oregon’s First District for her work with ShelterBridge — outcompeting 12,682 student submissions. 

Since the app first launched, Cao and her growing ShelterBridge team — which includes enterprising high schoolers and college students from across the nation — have expanded services to California, Philadelphia, Seattle, Los Angeles, and North Carolina

“Claire and the team she’s working with deserve all the credit in the world because they’re doing something that frankly nobody else has really stepped up to do,” Kerman said. 

“To have the kind of technology that we use every day with hotels and other kinds of reservations [to] help people get into safe, supportive and dignified shelter would be a game changer for our community.”

Although the app started as a class project, Cao said ShelterBridge’s success has far surpassed her expectations. 

“I do hope to keep it up,” she told Oregon outlet KOIN 6 News, as she looked ahead to college and beyond. “I’ve made a lot of efforts to expand it to other cities as well — and it’s something I can mostly do from a computer or my laptop at home.”

-via GoodGoodGood, March 21, 2025

aninsurgentnoise:

It’s Trans Day of Visibility and I’m a trans woman whose bank account is currently in the red until I and my partner get paid again. Please send $60 so I’m not in the red and can afford to eat and be caffeinated at my job at the homeless shelter. My cashapp is $PhoenixSinger, I don’t use any other platform.

tsukishima-tadashi:

argumate:

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

manicali:

writterings:

how i’m handling my students using AI to write papers:

-don’t accuse them on using AI from the get-go and instead ask them to informally define all the huge words that they used in their essay which i know they don’t know the meaning of

-ask to see their original file where they “wrote” the essay. go to version history to see if it was just copy and pasted and then just edited a bit. i keep an eye out for the shit like “certainly! here’s an essay about….”

-if they own up to it, they can re-do the assignment for a higher grade even if there will be an automatic penalty. if they don’t, i process it like plagiarism and get my supervisor involved.

And this is much better than the immediate accusations. Some students have a good vocabulary. Stop accusing them of faking their essays without proof, and this is a good way to check.

Fellow students please stop using AI, go back to promising not to kill the school nerd if they do all your homework or something.

velvetys:

How is bnha anime of the decade…… they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

lucy-is-bored:

dr-docktor:

tgirl-thucydides:

AMERICA, THAT IS A BURGER.

it’s meat between dome shaped circular bread slices. A FUCKIGN BURGER

Do you have any lizards?

front-facing-pokemon:

his name is speedy, i’ve had him since i was in middle school, and he lives with my parents ever since i moved out. this is a photo mom sent me of him hanging out in a bucket with a cricket on his tail

terraswallows:

I think the sky is trying to say something? 🤔 👀 🏳️‍⚧️

frankie!!! do you like belly rubs or will you bite my hand off

whatcoloristhatcat:

TRY IT

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

OP: so this is the ‘intense regional downpour’ on the weather forecast

omgomg hiii *squees*what has everybody been doing since the ask box has been closed for soooooo long??? ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

daftpatience:

the batter and zacharie standing together. the batter says "another beautiful day for two butch lesbian boys to be bestfriends"ALT
the batter and zacharie making out. zacharie's hand is obscuring their faces as he lifts up his mask.ALT

girlcum420:

dw:

iive been so obsessed with this video for days

yapdollar visits nightvale ass radio dj

wasteland-squog-baby:

serious-tabaxi:

vado-ad-inferos:

i feel like you’re lowballing the furry percent number

Oh massively

w0manifest:

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

can we get icarly a second time

front-facing-pokemon:

friedri-ce:

friedri-ce:

DAUNTLESS || ULTRAKILL comic

a summary

humanjeff:

ralfmaximus:

ghost-gallery:

thatdisasterauthor:

fangorn-forest:

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

Technically they’re using it for bandages. For now.

Quote from the article

The resulting “nanopasta” can then be spun into a tiny mat about 2 centimetres across. While it isn’t intended as food, Clancy says that it should be safe to eat, but is reticent to talk about having tried it. “It’s an ethical quandary to talk about scientific self-experimentation,” he says. “But, hypothetically, one might expect it to be chewier than you’d expect.”

Oh he’s definitely eating it

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

donothello:

Recent doodle dump, full of Rodger for the masses.

Hits your Yatta with the chubbification beam

could i request the funniest non-official pokemon model you have please

front-facing-pokemon:

front-facing-pokemon:

I CAN’T READ YOU SAID NON-OFFICIAL POKÉMON MODEL. I THOUGHT YOU SAID NON-POKÉMON MODEL

tsukishima-tadashi:

argumate:

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

blabuffet:

Attack for motif on artfight

casenpai: