April 2025

jelloapocalypse:

bird-big:

floralflesh:

When I’m bored I paint arms onto VeggieTales screencaps

god dammit no now they can do too many things like jack off and hit you

BUZZFEED: Top 2 Things Vegetables Would Do If They Had Arms

harvocel:

If i had a pokemon it would be a chandelure and i would name it sauté

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

iamalivenow:

robustcornhusk:

anxietyproblem:

Gröning proposed the idea for the film to the monks in 1984, but the Carthusians said they wanted time to think about it. They responded to him 16 years later to say they were willing to permit him to shoot the movie if he was still interested.

into great silence

screenshot of wikipedia that says "Carthusian monks themselves loved the film".ALT

[Image ID: Post from Slippy (@/ damnSlippy.slippy.me) reading: Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, is that among the reasons they *can* talk is “to make sure they monastery cats know when it’s mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them.” /End ID]

reachartwork:

LEVELS OF ALIEN CATEGORIZATION CHART

made by a member of AWAY and posted on their behalf with permission

z00lea:

whatever u say undead dog

isuggestlandback:

vehiculartheyslaughter:

identitty-dickruption:

I went to an exhibition on the history of migration and colonial rhetoric in Australia and it really helped me to pinpoint my exact issue with the way non-Australians (and. tbh. some aussies) talk about this country

this map is a piece of propaganda from 1921. honestly what shocked me about it was how little of Australia is marked out as “uninhabited”. I have seen maps shared around on this website that basically mark out the entirety of non-coastal Australia as “empty”. fucking colonialists from 1921 were more generous than some of you

the history of colonial Australia is a history of “taming the untameable land”. this has been reinforced through narratives that this country is:

  • inherently dangerous
  • uninhabitable
  • empty

this rhetoric survives in both the way Australia is imagined by non-Australians and in the self-image of Australia. the (white) aussie battler conquers the unconquerable. the outback is imagined as a post-apocalyptic hellscape. our fauna is categorised as uniquely hellish and unwieldy. so when non-Australians make joke after joke about how scared they are of this place. well you can imagine why it fills me with the kind of rage that can only be generated by the understanding that You Are Reinforcing Colonialism

@isuggestlandback any thoughts?

I have a suggestion

alisa-aydin:

The Pikachu’s two common postures puff and lounge

theshehulkproject:

Link. Tweets:

a friend just noted all the ostriches in fantasia are boys and i am floored i never noticed. sissy that walk, ladies

only boy ostriches have black and white feathers, gang. it’s an ostrich drag ballet troupe. god bless america

‘when will there be a gay disney prince’ that prima ballerina ostrich has been holding it down since 1940 apparently

eroswmorals:

dumb-chrissy-hoffmann:

genderlesgremlin:

duerice:

WHO and WHO are composing for WHAT NOW

EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME

Wait, I need to cross myself and pour holy water over myself 😰

MCR WHY???? CMON THEY GIRLIE POP-IFIED OUR STINKY BOY!!!

eroswmorals:

i love my boyfriend t shirt search

i love my boyfriend t shirt search

google search i love my boyfriend t shirt

boyfriend i love t shirt

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

pavlover-boy:

pisshandkerchief:

pavlover-boy:

bane-of-technology:

caecilius-est-pater:

percethecurse:

i-need-an-egress:

catboyinchief:

bringbackthegoldenage-deactivat:

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn’t expect someone like you to understand that.

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

It’s what

OK here’s the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They’re also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP’s inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg’d but they insist it’s totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn’t actually about Paul McCartney, it’s about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

@pisshandkerchief

“saw this on Reddit and thought you’d be interested” how dare you imply that I am not the kind of person who is already fully aware of the Paul Simon x Lily Tomlin mpreg incident, ESPECIALLY considering it’s connection to thee Gayvy Jones incident. do not site the deep lore to me witch I was there when it was written

I should have known 😔

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

vocabulary-altering-posts:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

time sensitive question how flirt boy

thanks guys

PHRASE ADDED!

COMBO!!! COMPLETE POST ADDED!

notamamiboye:

Happy April Fools 2024

dramatic-dolphin:

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as “i asked chatgpt”

Ms Frankie may I ask your stance on catnip legalization

whatcoloristhatcat:

BLAZE THAT SHIT

PUFF AND BLOW IN A COPS FACE

akindplace:

Your exhaustion is not shameful. It is not a moral failure to be physically, mentally or emotionally tired. It is okay to be overwhelmed. You’re not inferior to anyone just because it’s hard for you to keep up with a fast-paced life.

theconcealedweapon:

coolfroggyfriend:

furbearingbrick:

grim-ghastly:

lazy-cat-corner:

killowave:

Western history loves to brag about their geniuses, philosophers, thinkers, and innovators throughout history but as far as I know, nobody talks about geniuses in non western history. Why can’t an Aztec community have their neighborhood Einstein who loved to study engineering and physics and helped build an efficient-running town?

Reblog is you’re uncomfortable with how eurocentric our understanding of history is.

Numerous Egyptian murals: literally explain that stone blocks and large sculptures were transported using water

“Ancient Aliens” fuckos:

say it with me: it’s the racism

eroswmorals:

mintykiwi:

EVERY YEAR

I FR THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET WEEZERED OR THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

reverse prank… well played

theknightlywolfe:

twenyonepilots:

its me. im the april fool.

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

outtox1cated:

Collecting these like pokemons

bakedbimbobunnybun:

kyraneko:

murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv:

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn’t an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That’s all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

laura-the-swarming:

bisexual-engineer-guy:

revenhaunted:

chess getting a huge update i see

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY FALSE BUTTONS I TRIED TO PRESS

This is the reason we dunk screenshots in water

lambouillet:

Redraw of one my favourite pictures of lambie ever . heart

cookiethebirddoll:

i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer

podcastwizard:

sorry boss can’t come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

kickmuncher3:

I had a dream that I went to heaven and heaven had its own heaven-exclusive tv shows that were written and produced there in heaven and they showed me the most popular show in heaven and it was this really beautiful drama and, at the end of the episode, the credits said “Created by Mike Ehrmantraut” and they were like “oh yeah. fictional characters who die in earth media go to real heaven” and I’m like “sure but mike did some pretty fucked up stuff, wouldn’t he go to hell?” and they’re like “no, all the fucked up things he did were fictional. people only get judged for the real things they do and the only thing mike really did was bring joy to millions of viewers” and i think that’s beautiful

mollyjames:

mollyjames:

I do have a character I’ve been leveling in Elden Ring in anticipation of the DLC and it’s going well the only real problem is her name is Jonka Beefwither

Perhaps

veranthia:

leefsnakesnake:

There’s an EU initiative going on right now that essentially boils down to wanting to force videogame publishers with paid games and/or games with paid elements such as DLC, expansions and microtransactions to leave said games in a playable state after they end support, or in simpler terms, make them stop killing games.

A “playable state” would be something like an offline mode for previously always online titles, or the ability for people to host their own servers where reasonably possible just to name some examples.

I don’t think I need to tell anyone that having something you paid for being taken from you is bad, which is a thing that routinely happens with live service and other always online games with a notable recent example being The Crew which is now permanently unplayable.

Any EU citizen is eligible to sign the initiative, but only once and if you mess up that’s it. You can find it here. (https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/details/2024/000007_en)

Even if you’re not European or you signed it already, you can share this initiative with anyone who is, even if they don’t care about videogames specifically because this needs a million signatures and there is different thresholds that need to be met for each EU country for their votes to even count and could also be a precedent for other similar practices like when Sony removed a bunch of Discovery TV content people paid for.

SUPPORT BELOW 50% OF THE THRESHOLD IN THESE COUNTRIES:

Bulgaria - 35%
Croatia - 45%
Cyprus - 12% (!!!!)
Czechia - 47%
Greece - 27%
Italy - 41%
Latvia - 43%
Luxembourg - 20%
Malta - 11% (!!!!)
Romania - 48%
Slovakia - 47%
Slovenia - 38%

SEVEN countries out of 27 have met the threshold so far. Deadline is 31st July, 2025.

lesboygamzee:

im not formatting this shit through tumblr mobile . notes app screenshot or leave it

quintin:

since tumblr won’t do it, we’ll do it ourselves

like to boop, reblog to super boop, send to someone to evil boop

targuzzler:

zsnes:

alexschiesser:

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

knitmeapony:

a tweet from Spencer that says what are your pronouns? I'm partial to big dawgALT
a conversation on a chat system:
"what are your adjectives"
"u mean my pronouns?? "
" no I already know your pronouns, what are your adjectives?"
"uh idk, what are yours?"
"noisy and chaotic"
" I have never had something go for making no sense to making complete sense so fast" ALT
a tumblr post from homunculus-argument:
don't you worry about my pronouns. my pronouns are pretty standard. worry about my adverbs. My most frequent ones are ominously, haphazardly, and obliviously.ALT

These posts are cousins to me.

luminous-warrior:

toskarin:

shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool

jessiesjaded:

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They’re both cunts and that’s the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

havinghorns:

havinghorns:

havinghorns:


In the very preliminary stages but I wanna make good on my complaints about pet play hoods and design one I like lol

Covering one of your hands in plastic wrap and duct tape is hard lol. This will need some refinement but I think the idea works for a forced “nya” paw

Hard to photo while holding it on lol but I think this is a good first draft, I like the shape and seam lines and parallel straps for the nose/blindfold (and one more will go below that for muzzle)

ewzzy:

One of my favorite things so far in Dracula Daily is finding out Kodak cameras existed in Dracula times. I mean of course they did (the oldest surviving photo is from 1826) but it’s still a brand name today. The first Kodak was from 1888.

Kodak box cameras like this weren’t a tech invention really. Their popularity was from simplifying down to point and shoot, and more importantly taking development and reloading away from the photographer. For $2 ($65 today) you’d send in the whole camera and they’d send you a reloaded one with 100 shots in it.

By the time Dracula came out you could get what we now call a “prosumer” Kodak camera. It had replaceable parts and accessories but you could still just point and shoot. What did photos from this look like? Appropriately spooky!

singerin:

rosslynpaladin:

sinick:

furbearingbrick:

literally-jasmine:

The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”

you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*

HAD to keep @furbearingbrick ’s tag:

He gave her softer eyes, bigger breasts, a sweet inviting smile, narrower arms and wrists, and a less emphatic chin. A complacent and Proper Maiden for his smug consumption.

That is NOT what the artist painted.

The artist painted the cleaned image. Thank goodness and highly skilled people that we get to see it.

I’m so mad that the restored version is cropped in the photos there. I badly wanted to see the whole background cleaned. That SKY. SHOW ME IT.

NEVERMIND. The fucker who added boobs and a coy smile also pasted on a whole strip of new canvas at the top and slapped a skyline on there. o_0

thetatteredveil:

poisonedsequin:

GmbH fall 2021 menswear

i dont have time to write an entire essay on the importance that this has with regards to the potential of the future of couture menswear and ergo the future of fashion for male aligned folks and how this photoset essentially encapsulates a “fuck off” to about a century and some change of utter stagnation in what is acceptable and fashionable for couture menswear but suffice to say i’m crying in the club right now over this

the-haiku-bot:

themythicalcodfish:

victusinveritas:

Thank you Derek, menswear guide, for reminding me why paying more to be free advertising for brands is dumb.

every time the impulse hits I am able to quash it, thank you

every time the

impulse hits I am able

to quash it, thank you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

luigiman:

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

happy 9th anniversary to your dildo fiasco chris grawly!

luigiman:

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

happy 9th anniversary to your dildo fiasco chris grawly!

luigiman:

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

happy 9th anniversary to your dildo fiasco chris grawly!

callmebliss:

squeedge:

sonoran-partisan:

sharper-and-bigger:

epic-games-official:

beckiboos:

What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon

I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona

Little velociraptor

Lads

ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like

more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit

they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease

they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice

they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin

they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur

and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage

I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME

I love you Mr. Meepmeep

🐜<- ?

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

do not point to his ASS that is very rude

much better. see him face ☝️

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

just gonna say it, squidward was right about everything

look spongebob is a terrible neighbor and an exhausting person. no one should have to suffer patrick star’s lifelong dedication to ignorance & imperviousness to logic. put them in the same room and that’s an automatic noise ordinance infraction (plus inevitably public property damage). they are lowkey domestic terrorists. squidward is a grump and a snob but at the end of the day he’s a burntnout service worker with a shitty boss who just wants some peace and quiet during his downtime. he asks for so little honestly. all the other characters should be in jail

yourbeginneranimator:

Squeezes gently