April 2025

cutest-silly-nb:

piniatafullofblood:

femperor:

femperor:

Hey /tu/mblrinas. 4chan refuge here. My website blew up ama

How the fuck do you make posts anonymously

you don’t

what the fuck happened ????

coppiced:

i love all my friends that are insaide my computer, im going to find a way to get u guys out someday trust me

socialistexan:

socialistexan:

Uhhhhhhhh that seems bad

HELLO

rookedonafeeling:

Could mean nothing

cralaofmandalore:

Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)

billcarden:

how it feels to have thoughts and feelings and problems you lowkey can’t talk to anyone about

mamatater:

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

cumaeansibyl:

cumaeansibyl:

people talking about “forced diversity” like characters being PoC or LGBT or disabled “for no reason” like

are people in real life PoC or LGBT or disabled for a reason

do these critics run up to people on the street like WHY ARE YOU BLACK

this post is nearly ten years old and unfortunately the government is now out here asking anyone with a halfway decent job WHY ARE YOU BLACK

themumblingmouse:

homunculus-argument:

Things you can stay instead of “k1lled”, “murked” or “unalived”:

  1. involuntarily converted to room temperature
  2. cancelled on a corporeal level
  3. successfully transitioned into fertiliser
  4. rendered permanently horizontal
  5. sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

souperluminal:

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

aquaticptato:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.

I just wrote down “Tengo eine Katze” and then put my head in my hands

genderoutlaws:

genderoutlaws:

didnt expect to be talking abt starbucks so much after i quit but it just keeps getting worse

Screenshot of the linked articles headline. ‘Morally repugnant’: Brazilian workers sue coffee supplier to Starbucks over ‘slavery-like conditions’

Brazil has been the world’s leading coffee producer due to the forced labour of enslaved Africans and Afro-Brazilians.ALT

8 human trafficking survivors are suing Starbucks, exposing years of forced labor and child labor. the article starts with the story of a man who was enslaved at age 16 and was just rescued last year. if nothing else has convinced you to boycott, please let this sway you…

it also says the NGO CoffeeWatch is filing a complaint with US Customs and Border Protection attempting to block these corporations from importing coffees produced wholly or in part by slave labor in Brazil.

but this isn’t unique to Starbucks, this is the unspoken truth of many of our goods in the west, relying on the exploitation of people in the global south. i pray all the survivors secure a massive payout, but still.. i cant imagine anything would ever make up for this kind of treatment.

and i know a lot of people read headlines and not necessarily the whole article so I want to highlight a quote from Santos Filho at the end

“To put an end to this, we need consumers to be aware that every cup of coffee they drink, without questioning its true origin, is financing slave labour in coffee production. It’s no use feeling sympathy for the workers or claiming zero tolerance for such practices if you continue drinking coffee without questioning its source.”

sm-baby:

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I’M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

radiofreederry:

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241:

shadow-wizard-moneygang:

“When life gives you lemons”
FALSE
LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS

I have big news about like 85% of our problems

toki-pona:

rockergiirl:

depsidase:

welcome to the rabbit hole that is esoteric programming languages, we have:

don’t forget:

thank you @obfuscatedtruttle1 (youtube page here) for all these videos! no activity on that account for a year but tagging just in case. the youtube channel is still active though :]

if you want to try creating a program in any most of these languages and more, here’s a free online interpreter here where you can select a language and get going right away.

and here’s some snippets from my brief trip into the Esolang Wiki to find those links, looking back at languages I’d already encountered as well as finding new ones.

Text: AHHH (a programming language for the dreadful) is a Turing-complete, cell-based esoteric programming language inspired by the all-consuming dread induced by programming. It was written by Kyle Morgenstein in 2021 to allow for single "screams" ("AHHH" followed by sequences of uppercase and lowercase h's) to be interpreted as runnable code.ALT
Text: The only way to store information in a Hive program is within the ants themselves. Each ant can remember a single (signed) 32-bit integer, to store more complicated information multiple ants have to work together.ALT
Text: 5D Brainfuck With Multiverse Time Travel is a superset of brainfuck with parallel universes and time travel. It is based on 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel.ALT
Text: Like brainfuck, 5D Brainfuck With Multiverse Time Travel operates on an array of memory cells initialized to zero. Multiple pointers to memory, and to the program, may coexist in each timeline. The state of the tape is stored as a timeline, allowing programs to rewind time. In addition, programs may create and traverse parallel universes, which are timelines that all execute simultaneously, "below" their parent timeline. Each timeline has its own pointer.ALT
Text: 5D 5D Brainfuck With Multiverse Time Travel With Multiverse Time Travel is a superset of 5D Brainfuck With Multiverse Time Travel with parallel universes and time travel. It is based on 5D 5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel With Multiverse Time Travel.ALT
Text: The following graphic demonstrates the behavior of parallel timelines. Note that this does not include time travel, as that would make the graphic impossible to read.
There is no graphic included in the image.ALT
Text: Hexagony is a two-dimensional programming language developed by user:Martin Ender. To the best of the author's knowledge it's the first ever 2D language where the instruction pointer moves on a hexagonal grid. Furthermore, the memory layout also resembles a (separate) hexagonal grid. The name is a portmanteau of "hexagon" and "agony", because I expect programming in it to be quite painful.ALT
A block of text above the caption "Example: Hello, World!" The text within the block consists of single characters in a monospace font spaced such that they are aligned to a hexagonal grid. The text is as follows:
    H ; e ;
   l ; d ; *
  ; r ; o ; W
 l ; ; o ; * 4
  3 3 ; @ . >
   ; 2 3 < \
    4 ; * /ALT
Text:
Introduction
ZOMBIE is a programming language designed for Necromancers, particularly evil ones. (Actually, what other sorts are there?) ZOMBIE is an acronym, and stands for Zombie-Oriented Machine-Being Interface Engine.

Design Principles
• The language should allow the necromancer to animate dead bodies, summon and control spirits, and solve any computable problem.
• There should be sensible guarantees against overwriting system memory, monopolising CPU cycles, and releasing malicious entities into the world.
• The language must be inherently evil. ALT
Text: language was inspired by the inner workings of a shotgun.ALT

I love esolangs.

ratbastard69420:

Me when I utilize the nefarious Device to liquefy the creature’s brain

gooblegorp:

skippyisntfunny:

boxertheglustick2:

limbobilbo:

glorb-glab:

gigifluidcat:

cutetrilobite2:

Is that a bug

theoneofwhomisblue:

Wunk gonna get you

skippyisntfunny:

limbobilbo:

theoneofwhomisblue:

omgitzlongdennis:

theoneofwhomisblue:

roobin-sandwich:

theoneofwhomisblue:

Wunk control

gorbon freeman when he gets attacked by the nefarious headcrab

Gorbon freeman

why was this posted on r/gleegle by u/florpflap

the Antigleegler over here

theoneofwhomisblue:

Shift change

a-bisexual-teenager:

sautethehorrors:

earhartsease:

memeuplift:

fixed it for tumblr

Thank you for your service 🫡

Anyone else notice how they put a dollar sign and then spelled out the word dollars? So it would actually read like “forty dollars fucking dollars”

dogiperson:

dogiperson:

Someone is going to die

The comment was just too funny and wirdly in character

aqwult:

ashyslashyy:

wokeuplaughing:

your edible is never going to kick in because you’re a bad person

I’m gradually getting the hang of this tumble weblogging.

argumate:

raptros-underscore:

but do you know how to shitpost

fuck anime communism right in the feminist aesthetics

yeah, I’d say so.

omtai:

i like that we see ^_^ as a smile even though its mouth is totally straight. Its happiness is so radiant it need not smile to let us know!

scp-l4-clef-alto-001:

thedeskofaltoclef:

Do a damn better job than the current guy.

A can of beans would do a better job than the current guy.

scp-l4-clef-alto-001:

thedeskofaltoclef:

Do a damn better job than the current guy.

A can of beans would do a better job than the current guy.

scp-l4-clef-alto-001:

thedeskofaltoclef:

Do a damn better job than the current guy.

A can of beans would do a better job than the current guy.

scp-l4-clef-alto-001:

thedeskofaltoclef:

Do a damn better job than the current guy.

A can of beans would do a better job than the current guy.

lastoneout:

foone:

problemnyatic:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but please please please please please explore the settings. Of your phone, computer, of every app you use. Investigate the UI, toggle some things around and see what happens. You won’t break anything irreperably without a confirmation box asking you if you really mean to do that thing. And you can just look up what a setting will do before touching it if you’re really worried ok?

Worst case scenario you just have to change the settings back if you don’t like what happened but it is so so so important to explore the tools available to you and gain a better understanding for how the stuff you use works.

Even if you already know. Even if you’re comfortable with how you use it now. You don’t just have to accept whtever experience has been handed to you by default and it’s good for you to at least know what’s available to you.

Yeah. I’ve been “good at computers” since I was a kid and since I was a kid I’ve been telling people that all it is is a willingness to look at settings and push buttons.

Computers are good at “are you sure?” and “reset to defaults”. There’s a safety net. Go look at the options, and push ‘em if you’re not sure. That’s like 90% of being “good at computers” : not being scared to push buttons and fiddle with options when something is broken or you need to learn a new thing

My mom treated me like a computer wizard because I knew where in the settings menu to look up her pc’s specs to see if she had a graphics card or not. It’s literally behind like two menus max. Please investigate your technology, capitalism wants you in a walled garden, one of the best ways you can fight back is spending some time finding the weak bricks.

runningwithscizzorz:

aubeezz:

Hello cult of the lamb followers and mutuals I have starved for about . A year

MINE. Sorry to take backs I love these designs too much✨

goetic-justice:

“plap plap plap” is the sound of a duck walking, and nothing else.

ikenoklasm:

linguisticparadox:

see-arcane:

dradelcra:

Guys, Netflix is going to make a modern day adaptation of Dorian Gray and they’re making Basil and Dorian brothers

oh god

It’s real

Oscar Wilde did not do TWO YEARS HARD LABOR for y'all to call Basil “Dorian’s artist friend” and make them BROTHERS

easel-eisel:

this email couldve been a meeting where we stand on seven tall pillars with our faces in shadow

bearie:

bearie:

you said it, The Black Eyed Peas. where IS the love

massachusetts-official:

pwhl-official:

Official Post of Massachusetts

viktor-sbor:

Self-portrait of Louis XIII, painted by him at the age of 6.France, 1607

annabelle–cane:

ominouspaperclip:

annabelle–cane:

“every possible kind of content can be found on the internet” yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I’m looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I’m looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

Is this what you’re looking for perchance?

it wasn’t, but by god it sure is now

wormliness:

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)