April 2025

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I’ll probably be buying a switch 2 just cause it’s my job to play games on stream, but I always feel weird about buying these overpriced games that my audience wouldn’t be able to afford.

Maybe I’ll focus more on older and indie games

Hmm. I hadn’t thought of that angle, I suppose.

I will accept this task. I will play the games so you don’t have to.

Also, fine.

https://ko-fi.com/demilypyro

https://twitch.tv/demilypyro

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

so I keep walking by this Dyslexia Learning Center and it gives me pause every time bc the logo looks something like this

which seems mean

yamada-ryo:

yamada-ryo:

Still can’t believe the entire campaign relied on people not googling “Tariff” and spending like a minute to read the definiton. “I’m going to introduce tariffs” as a campaign promise is LITERALLY saying “I’m going make the price of things even higher than they already are, for you (usamerican)”

He literally won by telling people to their faces that he’s going to make inflation worse. Joke country.

orgoatpassantsable:

underwhelmedandoverstimulated:

thechemical98:

mayhemmies:

kingskelly123:

ask-crow-aus:

boredomgivenform:

unexploredblue:

valimations:

teapayne:

you never know!

You Never Know!

You never know!

You never know!

You never know!

You never know!

You never know!

you never know!

That’s not a cube

You never know!

Haiii

wasteland-squog-baby:

lukadjo:

wasteland-squog-baby:

lukadjo:

wasteland-squog-baby:

lukadjo:

wasteland-squog-baby:

lukadjo:

wasteland-squog-baby:

lukadjo:

wasteland-squog-baby:

lukadjo:

wasteland-squog-baby:

lukadjo:

wasteland-squog-baby:

lukadjo:

Helloo!

Your neat.

Aaa! You too!!

If have a fav suit, you wanna see it?

Oooh, sure I do!

So:

Mind helping me with the cranks?

Sure thing! This thing looks totally OSHA complaint and safe to wear!



Uff! Am I doing it right?

Mhm!

There!

Oh, forgot to ask, where did you get this thing? It doesn’t exactly look like a fursuit of any kind that I know of

Springlock suit, brand new!.

Wow! Cool! Want some Liquid Juice™? Here have this open-top cup

Yeah man thanks!

Make sure not to spill it or something!

Also, unrelated, what’s your opinion on pineapple on pizza?

Death.

I see

And what about him?

*chug* angel

^_^

ex0skeletal-undead:

Knight Collection by Anato Finnstark

How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg 😭

pavlover-boy:

pisshandkerchief:

pavlover-boy:

bane-of-technology:

caecilius-est-pater:

percethecurse:

i-need-an-egress:

catboyinchief:

bringbackthegoldenage-deactivat:

Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldn’t expect someone like you to understand that.

This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.

It’s what

OK here’s the context:

This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. They’re also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OP’s inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpreg’d but they insist it’s totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.

Also, the fic isn’t actually about Paul McCartney, it’s about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.

@pisshandkerchief

“saw this on Reddit and thought you’d be interested” how dare you imply that I am not the kind of person who is already fully aware of the Paul Simon x Lily Tomlin mpreg incident, ESPECIALLY considering it’s connection to thee Gayvy Jones incident. do not site the deep lore to me witch I was there when it was written

I should have known 😔

hobbitinthetardis:

happy 3 year anniversary to them

vocabulary-altering-posts:

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

time sensitive question how flirt boy

thanks guys

PHRASE ADDED!

COMBO!!! COMPLETE POST ADDED!

notamamiboye:

Happy April Fools 2024

dramatic-dolphin:

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as “i asked chatgpt”

akindplace:

Your exhaustion is not shameful. It is not a moral failure to be physically, mentally or emotionally tired. It is okay to be overwhelmed. You’re not inferior to anyone just because it’s hard for you to keep up with a fast-paced life.

coolfroggyfriend:

furbearingbrick:

grim-ghastly:

lazy-cat-corner:

killowave:

Western history loves to brag about their geniuses, philosophers, thinkers, and innovators throughout history but as far as I know, nobody talks about geniuses in non western history. Why can’t an Aztec community have their neighborhood Einstein who loved to study engineering and physics and helped build an efficient-running town?

Reblog is you’re uncomfortable with how eurocentric our understanding of history is.

Numerous Egyptian murals: literally explain that stone blocks and large sculptures were transported using water

“Ancient Aliens” fuckos:

say it with me: it’s the racism

theknightlywolfe:

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

whatchamacallitz:

bosstoaster:

plussizedandrogyny:

plussizedandrogyny:

Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

Updated just now with new hand sewing resources (mainly buttonholes) and textbook pdfs on fashion history, fashion illustration, and thinking through designs!

OP I owe you my life

OP you are the greatest person currently in my life. You beautiful, thoughtful creature.

chucktaylorupset:

thememedaddy:

(via hornedchick)

Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.

And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”

And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”

And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.

earthshakinlove:

some-fantastic-url-name:

just-watch-me-hachiko:

ulanji:

torukun1:

letmebecrystalqueer:

yourfavmoroccan:

i-am-haram:

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

sahara desert (desert desert)

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

soviet union (union union)

mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

hula dance (dance dance)
dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

wake me up (wake me up inside)

ducktummy:

melynnwater:

arch-user:

arch-user:

teffiebell:

as a completely cis dude, I would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things I would do for money, but shit I’d do this for like 20 bucks… maybe less?

She said with all too much confidence

A DAY!?!?!?

no, not even a day. it lasted for all of six hours

dragon-in-a-fez:

okay so I’ve been playing a bunch of No Man’s Sky, a game whose main unique feature is its mind-bogglingly huge universe of procedurally generated planets, most of which have still never been encountered by human players. when you make first contact with an undiscovered planet, it starts out with a random name. just today I’ve discovered Snesfin, Inkiew, and Roranbu-Anuki. but a minute ago I landed on a planet with, and I must stress this again, the randomly-generated name of:

nem23:

apocalypse-angel:

traycakes:

moniquill:

It’s not just to have a “do over” that doesn’t involve the original cast, it’s to cut them out of the royalties. Literally the entire point is to make sure all the money made by Harry Potter goes to transphobes or people willing to work with transphobes.

If you watch it, you are supporting bigotry, hate, and oppression. That’s just objective reality. All for a story that you probably have already seen in movie and book form.

#the last point is especially true since the old cast receives royalties for anything with their likeness on it#meaning the original trio still gets money for every mug with their 14 year old faces on it#if they stop making those and replace them with the new cast which they will the old cast gets cut off completely#which is again exactly what rowling wants because she cannot stand those ‘ungrateful brats’ as she would likely put it#and as she has last say in anything that gets made in harry potter paraphernalia this might also explain the decrease in faces on products

via @discipleofkleio

I hate Rowling so much.

bogleech:

rincewitch:

shrimbim:

I present to you “gain”

i enjoy him checking the baby out at the front desk

Is he checking it out or did he simply have to put it down while he asked how to leave

bargarean:

bargarean:

reblog my post boy

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

brokensenseofhumor:

yourfavoritecuntist:

mariistaa24:

zippyskyfalls:

literallylink–who-tf-is-ravioli:

thatacefrog:

l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft:

dr-flipflops:

xaldien:

loganmcowen:

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

obviously.

just for that. gonna reblog even HARDER

as someone with a brother who is a victim of SA

I’m reblogging.

as someone who knew male victims

i’m reblogging,lets see how many followers i lose,go on,try me

Putting this here.

all you guys better reblog this.

male victim of sexual harassment here (not quite SA but it still fucking sucked) REBLOGGGGGG

Men matter and I will keep screaming that until the last radfem has perished in a gruesome death

westiec:

see the THING IS I don’t feel like I ever worked hard enough to have “earned” the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

pipistrellus:

pipistrellus:

One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

wuggen:

wuggen:

Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that’s there, which seems fake and wrong and it’s frankly infuriating that it works >:|

This is picking up a bit so I thought I’d mention that, while this trick does work, it is regrettably the hardest fucking thing in the world to do :T

girlprotag:

epidemicpandamonia:

distantwave:

escuerzoresucitado:

ramshacklefey:

theconcealedweapon:

This is how any corporation functions. First, increasing profits is done by attracting more customers. Then, once they have all the customers they’re going to get, increasing profits is done by increasing prices or cutting costs.

There’s another reason: every building they buy or rent is an investment. They want to be able to sell it if that location goes under. And a bland grey building is easier to sell than one that clearly looks like a McDonald’s.

forestfullofberries:

i-have-too-much-time:

alaija:

demigirldemigoddess:

gay-irl:

gay_irl

lyonnerileyauthor:

lobotomycas:

lobotomycas:

*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can’t I ever sleep at night

WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M

what a post to post on the monsterfucker website. pure gold

cherryfleischer:

how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr

neurodivergent-dwampyverse:

jewishdragon:

11111111111101111111111-deactiv:

:

The creator of Phineas and Ferb sorting his M&Ms on tiktok bc that’s just what he does. as a middle aged man.

its tagged Stimming and ADHD. “i dont know why [i sorted the M&Ms]” sure you didnt. Autistic ADHD man made a show of autistic ADHD characters.

Peer reviewed ADHD

sourcreammachine:

solidarity with osha. i love a good railing

solarspan:

“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it

breezingwing:

ilistentogirlinred:

ilistentogirlinred:

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

thechemical98:

mayhemmies:

kingskelly123:

ask-crow-aus:

boredomgivenform:

unexploredblue:

valimations:

teapayne:

you never know!

You Never Know!

You never know!

You never know!

You never know!

You never know!

You never know!

you never know!

bartmobile:

because it is only one little cubie

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

swagdinner:

swagdinner:

she touch my yippee till i yay

scarecade:

scarecade:

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

you know what understandable have a good day

pukicho:

pukicho:

FUCKy ou

u guys were like “ohh no more trance” so I decided instead to make more trance and make it even louder and heavier

U mean… i have the ability to make trans woman go outside?

outtox1cated:

Collecting these like pokemons

ohcorny:

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don’t even know if it’s just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

stricatul:

one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

chongoblog:

froborr:

stumbleoutermales:

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do