April 2025

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mindovermuses:

segamascott:

If you read this differently, it’s almost something for @official-time-loop-posts

mindovermuses:

segamascott:

If you read this differently, it’s almost something for @official-time-loop-posts

gothkrispies:

thestuckylibrary:

iamnmbr3:

saywhat-politics:

Asheville town hall turns chaotic as Rep. Chuck Edwards faces constituents

Keep hounding them! Don’t give them a moment’s peace. Do not be quiet. Do not be compliant. We won’t let them take our rights. We are not alone. We are more powerful than they are.

It took 4 people just to remove one man (for peacefully expressing disagreement with a representative’s policies, as was his right). Imagine if two people had stood up. Or 10. Or 50.

There are so many more of us than there are of them. We are more powerful than cowardly GOP politicians. We are more powerful than Elon Musk. We are more powerful than Donald Trump.

This country belongs to the people. WE have the power.

They cannot silence us. They cannot defeat us. Don’t wait. Stand up and do your part. Someday people will ask you what you did to help defeat Fascism. Now is your chance to make sure you have a good answer.

teaboot:

teaboot:

I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

A black cat curled up in a black wicker bed, looking back at the camera with eyes wide. A sunbeam falls over him. ALT

^guy who didn’t know I could do that

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tmmyhug:

tmmyhug:

I haven’t been on tumblr for quite as long as a lot of people but over several years I’ve noticed this interesting gradual sorta,, shift in the general culture? that it went from this mostly depressed, nihilistic outlook where people would regularly joke about hating themselves and being hopeless and depressed, to a wave of vehemence of “STOP hating everything actually the world is Good and you deserve love!!!” type posts, to now, where those aggressive ‘PSAs’ have faded away and instead I regularly see people romanticizing simple things like stars and hot tea and rainy mornings, and waxing poetic about their friends, and just trying to put love out there. and I don’t know exactly what that means (someone who knows more than me could probably say something smart about generational expression and trauma or popular perception of mental health and whatnot), but I do know that it makes my heart very full to see people learn to love the world and themselves by extension, and a whole userbase adopting healthier coping mechanisms, and therefore teaching the younger users to do so as well. I might just be following different people, but I really do think we’ve grown. everyone has grown. five years ago it wasn’t unusual for the next post on my dash to be a scathing commentary on why nothing matters or an anon ripping into someone they barely knew or someone complaining about how pathetic their interests are. now I have mutuals who get excited and spam reblog art of cows and friends I see tagging each other in pictures of frogs and strangers writing paragraphs about how much I matter. it makes me happy. idk. just an observation I wanted to make. I think people are good and everyone’s just trying their best at the end of the day

I take it all back everyone on this site is toxic

clownboybebop:

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

squeakitties:

dragongirltongue:

foone:

dragongirltongue:

Circle avatars were a mistake

Yeah. Who even has an avatar that makes sense in a circle? It’s just a waste of space!

screenshot to maintain the punchline since it’s still going around

pair-a-dice-smasher:

girlnephew:

god-offical:

god-offical:

favoritesticle:

lyingfigure:

combatyoyo:

ratcoded:

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

was??

😧😦

me after bottom surgery

WAIT WAIT WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT DONT REBLOG THIS

mircalla:

random thought: what if someone created anti-esperanto? and by that i mean an international language that is designed to be as difficult to learn as possible. if a lot of languages use the same word like for example orange, then it uses something that is completely different and only recognizable to a handful of people. also every single verb must be irregular

ironspine:

esperanto-aesthetics:

“Esperanto at a glance” Educational poster by the British Esperanto Association, 1923

“16 rules, NO exceptions”

dizzytitty:

dizzytitty:

Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

Btw don’t believe any Etsy ad or things trying to sell this pattern to you. It’s been free since the 90s. It’s very simple, just double crochet and color changes. Be sure to weave in ends as you go unlike me

syn4k:

allsnarker:

altrbody:

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

need y'all to know that my friend and i have been looking at fabio’s body of work for the past 30 minutes. this is the guy that does the tattoo’d classics sculptures. hyper-realistic tires with weathered tread. fucking. rust textured correctly on nails??? this shit is insane please look at this

that-wildwolf:

cricketcat9:

certifiedsexed:

meancatboy:

playfully–sadistic:

meancatboy:

Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.

Additionally, acting like being penetrated is an act of submission is deeply rooted in misogynistic, cisheteronormative ideas of sexual intercourse, as in “penetration is something that is done to women for the sexual gratification of the man, nothing more, therefore it is inherently degrading and feminine”.

A cishet man getting pegged by his cishet girlfriend is not gay, he’s not less of a man or submissive by default. A cishet man getting pegged by his cishet girlfriend can be sexually dominant and simply likes to be fucked in his ass - these two can co-exist. Yet, in the eyes of cishet society, a man that likes to have his ass played with, must enjoy it because it’s “degrading” , not because it simply feels good.

That’s why I so heavily preach about the difference between sub/dom/switch and bottom/top/vers. Penetration can be used to increase the feeling and severity of a power dynamic, but it doesn’t create one. These two things are entirely separate from eachother, unless connected willingly.

you should reblog this version instead, actually

Certified Sex ED Post !

Because some of you are still confused

The hot rage I feel whenever after I suggest a fictional character I like gets pegged by his girlfriend and everyone’s reaction is “hell yeah I need him gay!!” HE’S HAVING STRAIGHT SEX. WITH A WOMAN. I beg you please be normal about straight men getting topped because you will never unlearn transphobia and cisheteronormativity if you don’t

whiskeydickclaws:

fine-ass-fatshion:

This is not like a fully completed thought but yk

So I’ve done my first aid + CPR a few times. And every single time I try and bring up scenarios for fat folks

Specifically like ‘what if someone is too large for me to wrap my arms around then to do the heimleich’

And its incredibly rare I get a decent answer.

How absolutely insane is it that me, as a fat person, is asking how to have MY life saved or to save ANOTHER life, is an impossible feat if someone is fat.

Most of the time they tell me to 'just try anyways uwu’

There has got to be a better option.

From a first aid and CPR trainer, who is also fat.

The heimleich is scientifically as effective as slapping someone VERY hard on the back. The only reason it’s so well taught is the man that invented it did a lot of great PR for himself. It’s also a bit easier for smaller framed people to get the necessary force in, because people are often extremely scared to hurt people, even in life threatening situations.

With larger bodied people, whether they be fat, tall, muscular, etc. If you cannot get your arms around them, literally just slap the shit out of their shoulders. You want hard, open palmed slaps right in the center of the shoulders or slightly below.

If they are too tall for you to reach that high, guide them to lean over the back of a chair, and then slap slap slap slap slap.

It’s been proven to be just as effective through many studies. It just doesn’t have a trademarked name and a dramatic effect in film.

If you have to do CPR on a larger bodied person, again, fat, body builder, tall and broad, whoever, the trick to finding where you want to put your hands if going to be to take your hand and shove it in their armpit. No seriously. Put your hand in their armpit, then drag it in a straight line towards yourself until you’re in the center of the chest, then put your other hand beneath that one. This is where you push. Then you are going to move the arm closest to you out of the way so you can get closer to them, and get the leverage you need to press down for compressions. The more of your body weight that is over your hands, the better the compression will be. Act like you are trying desperately to pack the last of your clothes in a suitcase, and just slam down hard on their chest.

They will make *horrible* noises. You might even break ribs.

But a broken rib is better than being dead.

One day, perhaps, other CPR and First Aid instructors will actually know and teach this shit. But the medical field is filled with people who don’t know, don’t care, or just outright hate fat people. So while this information won’t fix your complaint, I do hope it helps someone out there with saving their loved ones, should it ever be needed.

whiskeydickclaws:

fine-ass-fatshion:

This is not like a fully completed thought but yk

So I’ve done my first aid + CPR a few times. And every single time I try and bring up scenarios for fat folks

Specifically like ‘what if someone is too large for me to wrap my arms around then to do the heimleich’

And its incredibly rare I get a decent answer.

How absolutely insane is it that me, as a fat person, is asking how to have MY life saved or to save ANOTHER life, is an impossible feat if someone is fat.

Most of the time they tell me to 'just try anyways uwu’

There has got to be a better option.

From a first aid and CPR trainer, who is also fat.

The heimleich is scientifically as effective as slapping someone VERY hard on the back. The only reason it’s so well taught is the man that invented it did a lot of great PR for himself. It’s also a bit easier for smaller framed people to get the necessary force in, because people are often extremely scared to hurt people, even in life threatening situations.

With larger bodied people, whether they be fat, tall, muscular, etc. If you cannot get your arms around them, literally just slap the shit out of their shoulders. You want hard, open palmed slaps right in the center of the shoulders or slightly below.

If they are too tall for you to reach that high, guide them to lean over the back of a chair, and then slap slap slap slap slap.

It’s been proven to be just as effective through many studies. It just doesn’t have a trademarked name and a dramatic effect in film.

If you have to do CPR on a larger bodied person, again, fat, body builder, tall and broad, whoever, the trick to finding where you want to put your hands if going to be to take your hand and shove it in their armpit. No seriously. Put your hand in their armpit, then drag it in a straight line towards yourself until you’re in the center of the chest, then put your other hand beneath that one. This is where you push. Then you are going to move the arm closest to you out of the way so you can get closer to them, and get the leverage you need to press down for compressions. The more of your body weight that is over your hands, the better the compression will be. Act like you are trying desperately to pack the last of your clothes in a suitcase, and just slam down hard on their chest.

They will make *horrible* noises. You might even break ribs.

But a broken rib is better than being dead.

One day, perhaps, other CPR and First Aid instructors will actually know and teach this shit. But the medical field is filled with people who don’t know, don’t care, or just outright hate fat people. So while this information won’t fix your complaint, I do hope it helps someone out there with saving their loved ones, should it ever be needed.

alex51324:

regina-bithyniae:

  1. In a totalitarian state, anything you can find to do that is neither forbidden nor compulsory is an act of liberation.
  2. In a totalitarian state, wasting the authorities time and resources is a positive good.

My fellow Americans, act accordingly.

the-haiku-bot:

foone:

sarah-ankh:

standard-human:

what-if-i-just-did:

So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can’t see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it’s moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don’t have to have shaky vision.


What if aliens don’t have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that’s in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there’s a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they’re like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They’re persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they’re mad or scared. They have this thing called ‘body language’ which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they’ll claim it isn’t. And. They can see you. When you’re not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won’t follow.

ok thats a really neat concept but what do you mean our eyes are always shaking

If you hold your hand at arms length and look at your thumbnail, thats approximately the size of area your eye can actually focus on. Everything else is a composite image generated by your brain.

Your eyes constantly dart around a little bit to fill in the composite.

the scary part? when your eyes move, you go blind. Your visual system has to cover up the periodic blindness but it does it “backwards” from how you’d expect: instead of “lagging” vision, it shows you what you see after the blindness, but makes it seem like you saw it the whole time.

You can see this by looking at a clock with a ticking second hand. The first time you move your eyes to it, the tick you see will seem to take longer than usual. That’s because your visual system lied about how long you saw that tick, because you were blind for part of the time you thought you were seeing it. (fun fact: we don’t see the same thing with moving objects, but only because our vision system “fakes the footage” of them moving while we were blind, because it understands consistent motion)

The human vision system is a marvelous clusterfuck of hacks.

The human vision

system is a marvelous

clusterfuck of hacks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

onemillionwordsofcrap:

lilou-the-world-builder:

^^^

renardtrickster:

a-very-tired-jew:

kelsismedium:

boybeetles:

boybeetles:

There’s a bunch of right-wing people posting memes about “”DOGE”” making the government more efficient by removing funding from “”dumb bug researchers”” and I am now realizing how little the average person knows about entomology and its importance

Excuse me while I get sad .

There is a community note correcting this post about the importance of researching insects - including the reproductive habits of insects. But still the fact this was posted and 2k people liked it makes me sad 🥲🥲

“stupid researchers studying the mating habits of beetles” people when they can’t afford groceries because an invasive beetle species is decimating crops

An actual conversation I had with a colleague.

Colleague: so they were using the wrong species to pollinate their crops.

Me: what do you mean?

Colleague: well they were using a fly species from Canada and they’re growing onions in Texas. The fly they were using was dying in a day in their greenhouses because it’s frigging Texas in May/June.

Me: and no one was studying this or telling them otherwise?

Colleague: not till me.

Me: so they were wasting all that money on an inefficient pollinator and losing out on crop yield.

Colleague: yep…


And yet these idiots want to cut entomological research funding. Yeah, good luck with that. Come back to us when there’s huge outbreaks of pest insects and arbovectors that we were studying but y’all decided it was “too stupid” to fund.

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark:

elbiotipo:

elbiotipo:

I believe everything should be offline, I believe that every time something that is not your internet browser (and I’m being generous here) should have a big red alert that says THIS PIECE OF SHIT PROGRAM NEEDS TO CONNECT TO THE INTERNET AND REQUESTS YOUR CONSENT TO DO THIS SPECIFIC THING, and you had to touch a big red button and it would disconnect as soon as you close it.

“oh you can’t edit this document on your device :) you need to save it to the Google Panopticon first :)” “Adobe needs to update on the background sorry we’ll just steal your RAM for a bit :) you don’t need to notice don’t open the task manager your so sexy ahaha” “Windows needs to be online to send everything you do… somewhere”

IN MY TIME Microsoft Word had to ask permission to even put an hyperlink, let alone fucking update in the background. Videogames had to BEG to connect to a LAN network, now Gabe Newell gives any dev the power to install whatever the fuck in my hard drive.

Computers used to know RESPECT, now they’re all assholes who want access to your contact list.

My laptop installed Copilot without telling me. Apparently it was part of the latest windows update.

It’s uninstalled now, but there’s a word we used to use for programs that secretly installed themselves on your machine.

Malware.

liberalsarecool:

The indoctrination never stops.

Conservatives need a minority target to keep their followers focused/unified on hate. As the followers obsess on hate, their lives/emotions are much easier to manipulate.

Conservatives always vow to restore the country to some distant past that never existed.

It’s an endless loop of failure.

moniquill:

swords-n-spindles:

ace-aro-queerplatonic-positivity:

stormclouds-chainmail:

rhosyn-du:

j0die101:

(April 12th 2024)

No medical confirmation or psychological evaluation necessary. The law will be active by the 1st of November this year.

First names can also be changed while changing gender. One all inclusive package with minimum effort.

Here’s the AP article about it for anyone who wants it

[ID: The Destiel meme, edited to say, in the first panel, “I love you”, and in the second, “Today Germany passed a law that allows everyone to change their gender by simply going to the registry and telling them to change it.” End ID]

I need people outside of Germany to understand how huge this is!

Hang on, you can literally… declare yourself to have NO gender, too.

I didn’t know that!

shaemed:

i’m gonna be straight up, we’re at the point where we’ve so thoroughly proven that debate is ineffectual at best in terms of convincing shitheads of fucking anything that, if you do so now, you’re basically just a fucking ally to them

don’t fucking platform nazis. don’t give them the time of day. block them, maybe hurt their feelings too, but just block them.

you need to understand that social ostracization actually fucking works in terms of dissuading behavior. it may not change a person, but it’ll change what they do. you trying to epicly own them with facts and logic achieves less than nothing—it gives them exactly what they want: attention

ali-labyrinth:

blumineck:

Why do we segregate sports by sex?

Disclaimer: this video was intended as a fun look at the inconsistent logic of gender segregation in sports, but as a short-form video, it naturally does not go into much nuance. One thing I want to make clear is that I do believe we should be making sports more inclusive to trans and intersex athletes, and it seems to me that a great starting point would be to stop gender segregating sports that really don’t need it. Like archery!

kaijutegu:

godmybackhurts:

heartwarminganimals:

I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.

@kaijutegu is this cute? I know you deal with tegus and not iguanas, but I didn’t know who else to ask

This is precious.

So, first thing you need to know is that is a very visibly healthy adult green iguana. Every part of the iguana is sharp. The claws evolved to haul a ten pound lizard up a tree. The spines are like tiny icepicks. The tail is a bullwhip. The teeth evolved to shred leaves, but they’ll just as easily shred your flesh. Good luck making a healthy adult iguana do anything they don’t wanna. That puts us on our first thing to look at- is the animal capable of defense and getting away, physically? Yes, definitely.

Next thing to know is what does a threatened or scared iguana look like? When an iguana is threatened, it doesn’t stand on its hind legs like that; it stands on all fours and puffs itself up to look bigger, aggressively bobs its head (note: head bobbing is a behavior used for a LOT of things, it does need context- for example, they also head bob as part of mating displays), there is hissing, there is tail whipping- iguanas are not subtle creatures. None of this is the behavior of an iguana that feels threatened or is being a threat!

So what does standing like that mean? That’s just simple reaching. The iguana sees something they want and is attempting to reach it, and what they want appears to be uppies, because they settle into the human’s grip immediately.

Then, we see some GREAT handling from the human. There’s really great communication happening between the two of them! The person picks up the iguana very securely- pelvis and pectoral girdles are well supported, and he doesn’t grab. (Iguanas typically do NOT like being grabbed around the sides; many of their predators are birds and coming at them from above or gripping the sides is scary!)

As he goes in for the pet, he lets the iguana support their back half on his knee. The hold is secure but not tight; at any point, if the iggy was distressed, they could leave. But they don’t- instead, you see them leaning into the pets, actively participating in the behavior. They’re not even closing their eyes to block stimulus. They want this to happen.

This is the kind of bond that’s possible when you can prove to a big lizard that you’re trustworthy, and easily the best iguana video I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you for tagging me in!

Some green iguana body language resources under the jump!

Keep reading

clever-ludicrous:

How to Actually Learn a Language (Without Wasting Time)

Polyglots will do anything to sell you something, so here’s the fastest and most basic technique based on my research.

Step 1 Getting the Absolute Basics In

This is where most people already get lost. If you search social media for how to start, the advice isn’t necessarily bad, but it often makes you dependent on a single resource, usually an app that will eventually try to charge you. Duolingo, for example, has turned into a mega-corporation that perfected gamification to keep you on the app.

Remember: free apps make money by keeping you on their platform, not by helping you become fluent.

At this stage, the goal is not to gain conversational skills but to avoid overwhelming yourself and get a feel for what you’re actually getting into. All my recommended resources are free because I believe learning a language should be a basic right. I wouldn’t advise spending any money until you’re sure you’ll stick with it. Otherwise, it can turn into a toxic “but I paid for this, so I have to keep going” mindset that drains all the fun out of learning.

Language Transfer – Highly recommended for Spanish, Arabic, Turkish, German, Greek, Italian, Swahili, and French.

Textbooks – Simply search for [language] textbook PDF, or check LibGen and the Internet Archive. Don’t overthink which book to choose—it doesn’t matter much.

Podcasts – Coffee Break is a solid choice for many languages.

YouTube Channels – Join r/Learn[language] on Reddit and find recommendations.

Step 2The 20/80 Principle

The idea is that 20% of words make up 80% of everyday speech.

What you’re going to do:

This list is now your best friend

For flashcards, I highly recommend AnkiPro. It lets you import pre-made lists for Anki/Quizlet and has an archive where you’ll definitely find the most common words. But it lacks audio. The real Anki program has it, but only on PC (unless you’re willing to pay $30 for the mobile app). Use AnkiPro for now—we’ll come back to repeating phrases later. In the meantime, find a YouTube video with the most common words pronounced, or use Google Translate for audio.

(Knowt is a free alternative for Quizlet if you prefer that)

These lists will spare you from learning unnecessary vocabulary at this stage. Spaced repetition (which Anki uses) can take longer, but it’s worth it because you want these words to stick. Anki will only introduce a small number of new words per day. Once you start new words, write phrases using them. Doesn’t matter if they’re random just try to use them.

Step 3The First Breakup With the Language

This isn’t really a step, but I have to mention it. For me (and for other language learners I’ve talked to) this is where motivation crashes.

The dopamine rush is over. Your ego boost is gone. You’re stuck understanding just enough to notice how much you don’t understand, and topics are getting more complex. Everything feels overwhelming, and motivation drops.

This is normal. You have to push through it.

I’ll write a separate post on how I manage this phase, but for now:

• Take a step back and make sure you understand the basics.

• Find something that keeps you motivated.

Consistency is key. Even if it’s just five minutes a day, do it. (Edit: You can search online for inspiration on scheduled plans. I found one that organizes language exercises into different categories based on how much time you have each day, which seems helpful. https://www.reddit.com/r/languagelearning/s/sSGUtORurM

Personally, I used AI to create a weekly plan kind of as a last resort before giving up on the language, but try looking for pre-made ones first.)

I personally enjoyed story learning during this phase. And don’t forget the frequency lists are still your best friend. For story learning check out Olly Richards books!

Step 4Immersion

Your brain needs active and passive immersion. The earlier steps were mostly active, and now you’ll start the fun part.

How to Immerse Yourself:

1. Join some kind of community.

• I enjoy Reddit/ r/lean[Language]. Do this in your target language, but also in the language you already speak. Post that you’re looking for a chat partner in your target language. The most people are nice, and the mean ones will just ghost you anyway.

2. Watch shows.

• Subtitles only in your target language or drop English subtitles ASAP.

3. Listen to podcasts.

4. Read

I personally dislike media made for kids (except on low-energy days). For real immersion, pick something for adults.

5. Translate, write, and speak.

Before this, you wrote simple sentences using vocabulary. Now, put them to work:

• Translate texts.

• Keep a diary.

• Write short stories.

• Complain about the language in the language.

It doesn’t matter, just use it.

Step 5Speaking

Start speaking earlier than you think you’re ready. Trust me. This is probably where most people disagree with me. I do think you should start by focusing on input, but the importance of output isn’t talked about enough.

Now, the real Anki (or any program with phrases + audio) comes into play. At lower levels, it doesn’t make sense to just start talking, since you wouldn’t even be able to recognize your mistakes. Here’s what you’ll do:

1. Repeat phrases out loud.

2. Record yourself speaking.

3. Compare your recording to the original audio and adjust your pronunciation.

If it’s a tonal language (or if you struggle with accents), start this even earlier.

Other Speaking Strategies:

• Shadowing – Repeat after native speakers.

• Reading aloud – Your own texts, books, anything.

• Talking to yourself.

• Talking to natives (if you’re brave).

I’m not here to fix social anxiety, but I am here to help with language learning, so just speak.

Final Thoughts

• These steps overlap, and that’s fine.

• This is supposed to be fun. Learning just because you’re “too deep in” or because of school won’t cut it.

• If you’re lost, take a step back.

• I’m not a professional. I just think a straight answer is way too hard to find.

If you have anything to add, feel free to share.

translatingpoststoesperanto:

happyheidi:

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

feliĉaheidi

🦔

Jen Karolo. Li deziras vojaĝi tra Tumblr. ĉu vi povus ĉiĉeroni lin?

translatingpoststoesperanto:

charl0ttan:

so fucked up that freezer will burn food. freezer isnt supposed to burn. freezer suppose to freeze. is it stupid?

charl0ttan

kia feke aĉa, ke frostujo bruligos manĝaĵon. frostujo ne bruligu. frostujo frostigu. ĉu ĝi estas idioto?

translatingpoststoesperanto:

preypupp:

I lied put your clothes back on. I don’t know how to fuck and I’m scared

preypupp

Mi mensogis, revestiĝu. Mi ne scipovas fiki kaj mi timas

translatingpoststoesperanto:

mbrainspaz:

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

mbrainspaz

Mi ja simple ĝuas ekzisti en hoteloj. La longaj identaj koridoroj. La senanimaj abstraktaj artaĵoj. La strangaj bruoj de la kilmatizilo. Fremdaj urbaj lumoj en la fenestro. Ses etaĝoj supergrunde. Nekonatoj babilantaj hale. Nenio en la komodo. Ne estinteco, sed senfina nuntempo.

translatingpoststoesperanto:

mothmansboywife:

I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

iĉaedzinodetineoviro

Mi bedaŭrinde estas kiel la aliaj uloj. Mi ŝatas rubecan terurfikcion, poemojn pri hundoj, kanibalismon kiel metaforo pri troa adorado, religian bildaron, homojn kiuj uzas mian nomon en frazo, akademian akcepton, mensogi por amuzo, esti ambaŭseksema kaj sangi en la neĝo.

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konoko:

god, your worst warrior needs money

konoko

dio, via plej malbona batalisto bezonas monon

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sailermoon:

sailermoon:

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

but then who would i be

sailermoon

ME DEZIRAS KE TIO ESTINTUS NESAMA!!!!!

sailermoon

sed tiam kiu estantus mi

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fangsforfags:

fangsforfags:

fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

fake idgafer. i saw u replace ur guilt with anger

dentegojporgejaĉoj

falsa prifajfisto. mi vidis tiun plagitan mienon je viaj okuloj

dentegojporgejaĉoj

falsa prifajfisto. mi vidis vin anstataŭigi vian kulpon per kolero

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ladyinsertnamehere:

grecoromanyaoi:

textpostscymraeg:

grecoromanyaoi:

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

un proffesiwn sydd wir angen ei ddidoli'n well yw pobl sy'n ysgrifennu neu'n cyfieithu isdeitlau. fy mrawd nid dyna'r hyn a ddywedwyd.

this post is now available in: english, welsh

Wait hold on

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grek-romiajaŭojo

profesio kiu bezonas pli bonaj limigado estas tiu de homoj, kiuj skribas aŭ tradukas subtekstojn. fraĉjo tio ne estas kion mi diris.

kimratextafiŝoj

profesio kiu bezonas pli bonaj limigado estas tiu de homoj, kiuj skribas aŭ tradukas subtekstojn. fraĉjo tio ne estas kion mi diris.

grek-romiajaŭojo

ĉi tiu afiŝo nun estas disponebla je: la angla, la kimra

sinjorinometunomontieĉi

Momenton atendu

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becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

The problem with donating blood is that I always spend the next three days thirsty but if I try to keep up and give myself plentiful Fluids my body just. Immediately pissed them away. And then demands more and I’m like, what happened to the last Fluids I gave you? And it’s like yeah I pissed them away. Give more.

ĉarbonajheroojmeritasrenojn

La problemo de sangodonaco estas, ke mi ĉiam pasigas la tri sekvantajn tagojn soifante sed se mi klopodus kompesi per trinki multe da Fluidaĵoj mia korpo simple. elpisus ilin tuj. Kaj tiam postulas pli kaj mi demandas, kio okazis al la lastaj Fluidaĵoj kiujn mi donis al vi? Kaj ĝi diras jes mi elpisis ilin. Donu al mi pli.

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pileofknives:

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should’ve never told white people about tornadoes. “I don’t know man that shit never happened before you showed up”

stakodatranĉiloj

Indiĝenoj popoloj el la grandaj ebenaĵoj neniam devintus diri al blankuloj pri tornadoj. “Mi ne scias ulo tiu merdo neniam okazis ĝis vi aperis”

posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia:

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kleinergeist:

hermann-rorschach:

kleinergeist:

You don’t even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it’s super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

kleinergeist

Cetere, oni eĉ ne bezonas studi por la testo de Rorschach, ĝi estas tre facila. Ĉion ili faras estas montri al oni aron da stultaj bildoj pri onia patro manĝata de ĉevalo

hermann-rorschach

Ne dividu la respondojn kun viaj samklasanoj.

kleinergeist

Jes D-ro Rorschach

Pardonu min D-ro Rorschach

Mi vidis ĉi tiun afiŝon en la Vikipedio

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smoked-salmon-official-deactiva:

“that language is useless!” “but everyone speaks english!” “you’ll never use that language, why are you even learning it?” “it’s pointless learning new languages” shut up shut up shut up

smoked-salmon-official-deactiva

“tiu lingvo senutilas!” “sed ĉiuj parolas la anglan!” “vi neniam uzos tiun lingvon, kial vi êc lernas ĝin?” “lerni novajn lingvojn estas senkiala” silentu silentu silentu

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anais-ninja-bitch:

cargopantsman:

anais-ninja-bitch:

how write book?

like that but more

oh noooooo

anais-ninja-bitch

kiel skribi libron?

cargopantsman

tiel sed pli

anais-ninja-bitch

ho neeeeee

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furryprovocateur:

stop writing fanfiction we need political assassins now more than ever

furryprovocateur

ĉesu verki fanatikfikcion politike motivitaj atencistoj necas pli ol iam

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mushroom-through-the-stargate:

romantic partner? no, i want a lab partner. i want to run experiments and solve the secrets of the universe together. maybe we’re wearing lab coats. maybe the cafeteria has bagels.

mushroom-through-the-stargate

ĉu romantika parulo? ne, mi deziras laboratorian parulon. mi deziras fari eksperimentojn kaj solvi la sekretojn de la universo kune. ni eble vestus laboratoriajn kitelojn. eble la manĝejo havus bagelojn.