April 2025

lyonnerileyauthor:

lobotomycas:

lobotomycas:

*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can’t I ever sleep at night

WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M

what a post to post on the monsterfucker website. pure gold

cherryfleischer:

how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr

neurodivergent-dwampyverse:

jewishdragon:

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The creator of Phineas and Ferb sorting his M&Ms on tiktok bc that’s just what he does. as a middle aged man.

its tagged Stimming and ADHD. “i dont know why [i sorted the M&Ms]” sure you didnt. Autistic ADHD man made a show of autistic ADHD characters.

Peer reviewed ADHD

solarspan:

“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it

sourcreammachine:

solidarity with osha. i love a good railing

breezingwing:

ilistentogirlinred:

ilistentogirlinred:

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

thechemical98:

mayhemmies:

kingskelly123:

ask-crow-aus:

boredomgivenform:

unexploredblue:

valimations:

teapayne:

you never know!

You Never Know!

You never know!

You never know!

You never know!

You never know!

You never know!

you never know!

bartmobile:

because it is only one little cubie

bartmobile:

because it is only one little cubie

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

ecto-hazard:

grey-screaming:

youre so fuckign right

otiksimr:

jasmineandpepper:

Appreciation post for all the beginner artists who work hard despite the AI ​​looming over us. You are fabulous. You are precious. Keep up the hard work, you are needed.

DRAW THOSE STICK FIGURES!!!

DO THOSE SHAPES!!!

NO MATTER THE SKILL LEVEL YOU STILL HAVE MORE DEDICATION TO THE CRAFT THAN AI BROS!!!

somethingusefulfromflorida:

twitterstweetfun:

mousegard:

in my professional medical opinion. after 400 years of hrt trans women can do this

anarchistmemecollective:

foone:

amazoogle:

I ran into this before, and figured out what’s happening. This isn’t a glitch, it’s entirely on purpose: what they do is say “word X is 123456789 syllables” on the page. Google indexes that, showing a useless summary.

But if you go to the actual page, they use javascript to determine that you’re not Google, then hide all the wrong numbers, making the page now look like “word X is 3 syllables”.

Why do they do this? Because otherwise you wouldn’t go to the page. They only get advertising revenue if you click the link, and if Google extracted a correct summary of the page, you’d never click it.

It’s slightly evil and slightly genius.

new levels in boring dystopia

swagdinner:

swagdinner:

she touch my yippee till i yay

scarecade:

scarecade:

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

you know what understandable have a good day

pukicho:

pukicho:

FUCKy ou

u guys were like “ohh no more trance” so I decided instead to make more trance and make it even louder and heavier

U mean… i have the ability to make trans woman go outside?

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

stricatul:

one of my sexual fantasies is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

ohcorny:

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don’t even know if it’s just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

chongoblog:

froborr:

stumbleoutermales:

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

its-funnytwittertweets:

organicmatter:

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

chongoblog:

froborr:

stumbleoutermales:

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

chongoblog:

froborr:

stumbleoutermales:

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

gardensnakie:

pulltheotheroneithasbellson:

chipper-smol:

fml we gotta do everything ourselves here

GET BOOPED SUCKEEERS

get booped from the side too!

get booped here-!

into-the-groove:

pansyfemme:

“okay 💖 yay💖” really changed a generation

this evil version of it is killing me

nunown:

nunown:

me: i dont like gangnam style

you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

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reblog if you gangnam smiled

lunnefisk:

every piglin in a fifty mile radius turning aggro when my dogshit thirty durability golden boots shatter because i jumped off a one block incline

A pixelated meme of Squidward from Spongebob pointing to the bottom left corner of the image. There is a red filter over the image and the text "FAKE J's" is overlayed on top in blocky white print.ALT

nightcord-at-25:

puppygirllaika:

countessravengrey:

depsidase:

These kinds of things give me hope

watching this actually made me cry a little. i’ve long held that i think the support for anti-trans policies is a mile wide and an inch deep, and the majority of people who would oppose our existence in a survey or a ballot box do so out of ignorence in the truest sense of the word. Do so because they have little to no experience of us, do so because they don’t see us in their communities, do so because we are not a part of their daily lives, and that if they were to see us there in front of them day in and day out, they would not so easily cast aside our rights and our humanity in favor of what they hear about us from conservative media outlets. This is exactly what I’m talking about when I say that, and seeing such a perfect example of it, especially in so dark a time, brings me to tears.

dathen:

JONATHAN ARCHIVIST IS NOT STUPID SQUAD I WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU

asmeesh:

asmeesh:

shit-show-no-go:

asmeesh:

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

Can you swap their heads ?

omg you can

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

grimeclown:

blazing-butterfly:

grimeclown:

blazing-butterfly:

grimeclown:

sunshine-tattoo:

grimeclown:

Me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

homie is this an xmen porno

I see how you could get confused but that’s actually me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

That ace moment when you see an xmen porno Cougar Squad gif and all you can think is “ooh those special effects are pretty cool, I wonder how they did that?”

I did it with my powers.

You should use your powers to get a helmet that fits better

Wow ok you know what get da hell out of here

watchpoob:

Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese’s Goncharov.

I love this


I love you


I so so so wish that Tumblr makes it through

couchtaro:

cerealsnail:

couchtaro:

Please does anybody have the picture of the orange kitten sitting in front of old yellowed wood paneling and it’s smiling like this. The post where I saw it went something like “little kids before they learn how to smile in photos”

this one?

THANK YOUUUUUU

werewolf-cuddles:

I’ll be real for a sec. If you genuinely think A Minecraft Movie is only succeeding at the box office because people are hatewatching it, you’re actually stupid.

Think about it for a second. It’s a kids movie, for kids, based on a very popular video game that is especially popular with kids.

And you were expecting it to fail?

It’s not succeeding because of hatewatchers. It’s succeeding because it’s Minecraft.

mullet-man05:

beetleboy213:

I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE WITH MY GARDEVOIR AND OGERPON

vruzztartz:

Ooooh no Herobrine xD…

sparrowchute:

ive been in the cotl trenches all year and have posted like no art for it oops

corrudaily:

a digital drawing of gakvu walking while wearing a shirt that says "not assimilated into the okidoia" .ALT

177. my contribution to miltzvu nation . couples shirt

systemdeez:

Yeah that’s permanently going into my vocabulary.

loish:

I love a good floppy leaf. The floppier, the better, am I right??

demiboydemon:

A fake social media post edited to be by Link from The Legend of Zelda:
Breath of the Wild. His profile picture is himself looking excited, and his username is @Link_Link.

He says, “like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear”

The post was made in the year 10,000 via Hyrumblr for Sheikah Slate.ALT

nickmpreg:

nickmpreg:

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

the-haiku-bot:

elixir:

Tianjin Binhai New Area Library - Tianjin, China.

Tianjin Binhai

New Area Library

- Tianjin, China.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

depsidase: