April 2025

bloggirl69:

hannbl:

codewitch:

Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

squarizona:

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

anglaised:

duncebento:

i would kill myself if somebody posted this on my music ahahaha

you have a beautiful laugh

alicehealer:

fucko:

point and dick

savedgame:

savedgame:

smoqueen:

twentybrokenipodclassics:

smoqueen:

This is what the fuck it is about!

mustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

dj-promqueen:

warmheartworm:

verycooltrash:

harryslittlebeast:

lydiogames:

lydiogames:

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

God bless whoever wrote that comment

brushedbug:

midcenturymodern:

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

[ID: a facebook post from “Bots of New York. The text reads:

“Cocaine is the motor of the modern world. All of our civilizations have used it. From the cave men to the witch doctors. From the slave to the slave trader. From the black to the white. From the male to the female. From master to slave. From father to child. From cot to crib. From chair to throne. From cot to blanket. From blanket to tarp. From tarp to shame. From tarp to dress. From tarp to chair. From cot to rug. From rug to stain. From stain to shame. From tarp to cot. From chair to blanket. From cot to lamp. From cot to shelf. From cot to floor. From cot to candle. From cot to wall. From cot to pillow. From cot to peg. From shoe to wall. From cot to wall. From cot to window. From cot to spoon. From cot to wall. From cot to pot. From cot to pot. From cot to pot. From cot to pedestal. From a custom of using one’s own ashes to mark one’s grave. From a practice of burying one’s dead here after one’s death. From a custom of using cedar for religious reasons. From a custom of stacking the cedar on top of one another to form a circle. From a custom of stacking the cedar on top of one another to form a cone. From a custom of stacking the cedar on top of one another to form a solid. From a custom of stacking the cedar on top of one another to form a globe. From a custom of stacking the cedar on top of one another to form a cage. From a custom of stacking the cedar on top of one another to form a wolf. From a custom of stacking the cedar on top of one another to form a serpent.”

Attached is a photo of a small dog lying on a bannister in Grand Central Station, edited to have a human face.

End ID]

highlyillogicalandroid:

supermodelcats:

Everybody be quiet and listen to his poem

anagram-robot:

tre-interessant:

a moth!! sat on my head!!!!

Me a man has to do thy

- Anagram robot 1.2. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

kiwi:

anagram-robot:

redpandamemes:

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

‘I will have to live on

- Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

homoidioticus:

Commenters praise the girls frugality

ri5k:

this comedy club bathroom…

bazik:

ewaneneollav:

picture a guy abruptly seeing a friend he hasn’t seen in about a year & saying “pinch me, i must be dreaming!” followed by someone actually pinching him like a little joke & this causing him to wake up on a hellish magma-covered field of volcanic rock being constantly struck by meteorites

wormtoucher:

really living for this amazon review of an ancom flag

saintmelangell:

saintmelangell:

a lot of people could stand to start viewing the nakba and the holocaust as a continuum rather than as competitive binaries

Genya and Henryk Kowalski’s recollections of their 1948 arrival in Israel after surviving Nazi death camps, by Alon Confino in The Holocaust and the Nakba: a new grammar of trauma and history ed. Bashair Bashair and Amos Goldberg

lovelesswav:

cognitohazardous:

cognitohazardous:

this feels derivative of a beany tuesday comic but i felt it was the best way to convey this phenomenon

trans:

catasters:

indigosfindings:

ok but imagine if disco elysium was about a young king trying to solve the disappearance of his neighbour’s dinner in koridai

adz:

adz:

does anyone have the screenshot of the comment on the youtube video of molten iron slag being poured where it’s a guy describing his experience witnessing the same thing written in the most beautiful prose imaginable

@f2tal @barabones with your key addition of ‘seagulls,’ i was able to find it!

fucko:

feeling extremely threatened right now

headspace-hotel:

arcanescavenger:

yehudah:

totally normal and not deranged thing to say

For those who didnt realize it wasn’t just a blanket statement, but actually made sense

turbobyakuren:

Hold on…

Bobos CHECK!

Are you a BOBOS!?

If so…

MY MANS!!!!

ispyspookymansion:

first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

ispyspookymansion:

first they made it mandatory to log in everywhere. create an account to download your free template Log in to access resource give us your email nowwwww. Now the humble password is being killed too. open your magic email link! type your 6 digit code that we texted you because we required your email and your phone number! we’re gonna call you and whisper a code sweetly in your ear so you can log in to your account. yes it has a password but you cant use that anymore. okay? poob is gonna call you. now poob is just gonna call you.

Hey did your pfp grow (more?) hair or am I losing it

prokopetz:

electricbones:

prokopetz:

You must be imagining things.

Okay I don’t think the hair changed i think it just zoomed out so we can see it now

Which means I’m NOT imagining it

Looks the same to me.

mousegirlheart:

i-give-you-a-fish:

jame7t:

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

You get a Devils Hole Pupfish

Cyprinodon diabolis

itsapmseymour:

pvtpunsart:

knife turtle

devpalmer:

My game is out now!

re:curse is a surreal RPGmaker horror game inspired by the likes of OFF, Ib, LISA: The Painful RPG and Yume Nikki.

Play as distraction-prone researcher Linda Langley and explore as your laboratory distorts and degrades around you. Send emails. Grapple with your clown infestation. Face consequences. Maybe even survive!

This is a game about…

re:curse was solo developed as a passion project, mostly between 2020-2021. I’ve returned to it and added the final touches necessary to make a finished game. Bundled with the game is a trove of bonus content for your perusal, including uncompressed source filesconcept artunreleased original music3d files, and more. I hope you enjoy!

Download for free on itch.io!

cacaocheri:

raemeh:

gl4ssfan:

hershelchocolateart:

hershelchocolateart:

Just to make a point, every time I finished a panel of this I would export it as a PNG on the perceptual setting and use it as a color reference for the next panel

IT’S BAD

PLEASE CHECK YOUR COLOR SETTINGS

EDIT: If you’re still having problems, it might help to switch from “Save/Save as” to “Export (as a) Single Layer”. Just. Make SURE the box labeled “Expression Color” is set to RGB. I’ve been messing with this all day, and it looks like this combination of settings will allow exported PNGs to maintain their colors perfectly. To you. So far both Discord and Toyhouse still only display desaturated images and I cannot for the life of me figure out why

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT JUST A MAC PROBLEM

GUYS IT HAPPENS WITH KRITA TOO

is there like….a way to check how to do that for procreate?

cause I’ve noticed the same thing so I’ve just been eye picking colors for like…two years now

THERE IS!

ive been noticing the EXACT SAME PROBLEM whenever i would export an image from procreate and it drove me CRAZY that my art would desaturate all the time. anyway, if you’re in a canvas, go to settings > canvas > canvas information > color profile

once youre in color profile, if your current color profile is display P3, CHANGE IT!!!!!! it is desaturating your colors. you’re gonna want to change it to sRGB IEC6 1966-2.1 instead

if you’re starting a new canvas, you can just go to color profile and change it that way. im SO grateful for this post for giving me the push i needed to experiment with procreate files and finally see what was changing my art to be so desaturated

like LOOK at this!!!!

anyway yeah. tldr if youre using procreate, make sure your color profile is sRBG IEC6 1966-2.1

kushblazer666:

lotldraws:

this got Numbers on twitter so i’m posting here cause i literally have nothing else going on but working on my webcomic which you can read here and support here

grandexcessivecoremode:

quasi-normalcy:

queeranarchism:

eldritchcatpossumamalgam:

chrismerle:

eldritchcatpossumamalgam:

shubbabang:

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

Yeah I don’t get this.. glad I don’t have kids. I mean what are you supposed to say?

it’s about the context. if a kid feels bad about doing something, they are unlikely to do it again unless they feel like they have to or if they don’t know another way to get it done. children are just small humans; they don’t like feeling bad/guilty/etc. any more than anyone else does. so if a kid comes forward and says ‘I did this bad thing and I feel bad about it’ and you scold them for doing that thing that they already feel bad about, then you are effectively just scolding them for coming forward. if the kid already feels bad, they don’t need an adult to tell them they should feel bad. in reality, the kid was probably coming forward about it because they wanted the adult to explain how to make it right, or how to do it properly.

Thank you, this helps. I like kids but being autistic sometimes it’s confusing because here in don’t know what the script is.

An appropriate script could be:

  1. Telling the kid that it is very brave of them to come forward and admit that they did something wrong.
  2. Having a conversation to find out why they did the bad thing. Sometimes there’s an underlying reason that needs to be addressed like ‘I’m worried the other kids think I’m not cool enough so I broke a rule’ or ‘I was mad at my sister because she called me fat so I broke her toy’, etc. These conversations might be more important than the bad thing.
  3. Telling the kid that we all make bad decisions sometimes and while we should try not to do that again, making a bad decision doesn’t mean we’re bad forever.
  4. Telling the kid that the best way to feel less bad about it is to try to make things right. Did they secretly take mom’s piece of cake? Maybe we can go bake a new piece of cake together and give it to mom. (The point here is not to make the kid really produce something of equal value to what they stole/broke/etc. A child often can not do that. The point is to practice what fixing the damage you have done looks like).
  5. Finishing the conversation with supportive words and maybe a hug, depending on the child and your relationship to that child. Above all the goal is making sure the child leaves the conversation feeling happy that they chose to come forward and committed to doing so again if they mess up in the future.

reblog because this.

chipsncookies:

romanceyourdemons:

i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens

allthingswhumpyandangsty:

unless they specifically asked, you don’t get to tell a fanfic writer you think they mischaracterized the character by the way. because the second someone writes a fanfic about a character, that character becomes the writer’s own version of the character. canon is only a suggestion, but whether or not an author will follow it / how much of canon an author will take is entirely up to them. you don’t get to stick your nose in their world and tell them “hey this is not to my liking therefore I think you’re doing it wrong” when you can simply leave quietly and move on to something else you may enjoy

energyprison:

energyprison:

hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh… alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm… still no good… alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol’ neuron cooker n see if that helps

HEY its me again. false alarm turns out it was just like pollen or somethin haha sorry i can be a little jumpy is all. …hey man youre not lookin so good are you okay?

eategg24:

tooies:

lays a beautifol girl egg

im sorry for what i have to do.

eategg24:

tooies:

lays a beautifol girl egg

im sorry for what i have to do.

smegorl:

aqlstar:

dasha-through-the-snow:

miss-rum-hee:

juelzsantanabandana:

Japan literally came to my island (Guam 🇬🇺 ) during WWII rounded up the natives on the beach and chopped their heads off but sure lmao

>arabic text in name

>soviet in the name

Reminder that not only can empires exist outside of Europe, but sometimes non-European Imperial powers have even conquered and colonized parts of Europe.

(Remember- it’s Istanbul not Constantinople.)

Al-Andalus anyone?

Idiots online thinking that imperialism is stored in the Europe.