April 2025

yourocdoeswhat:

yourocdoeswhat:

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

I know I made this post but #mood

wisteria-lodge:

So my problem with most ‘get to know your character’ questioneers is that they’re full of questions that just aren’t that important (what color eyes do they have) too hard to answer right away (what is their greatest fear) or are just impossible to answer (what is their favorite movie.)  Like no one has one single favorite movie. And even if they do the answer changes.

If I’m doing this exercise, I want 7-10 questions to get the character feeling real in my head. So I thought I’d share the ones that get me (and my students) good results: 

  1. What is the character’s go-to drink order? (this one gets into how do they like to be publicly perceived, because there is always some level of theatricality to ordering drinks at a bar/resturant)
  2. What is their grooming routine? (how do they treat themselves in private)
  3. What was their most expensive purchase/where does their disposable income go? (Gets you thinking about socio-economic class, values, and how they spend their leisure time)
  4. Do they have any scars or tattoos? (good way to get into literal backstory) 
  5. What was the last time they cried, and under what circumstances? (Good way to get some *emotional* backstory in.) 
  6. Are they an oldest, middle, youngest or only child? (This one might be a me thing, because I LOVE writing/reading about family dynamics, but knowing what kinds of things were ‘normal’ for them growing up is important.)
  7. Describe the shoes they’re wearing. (This is a big catch all, gets into money, taste, practicality, level of wear, level of repair, literally what kind of shoes they require to live their life.)
  8. Describe the place where they sleep. (ie what does their safe space look like. How much (or how little) care / decoration / personal touch goes into it.)
  9. What is their favorite holiday? (How do they relate to their culture/outside world. Also fun is least favorite holiday.) 
  10. What objects do they always carry around with them? (What do they need for their normal, day-to-day routine? What does ‘normal’ even look like for them.) 

ellipsus-writes:


Ever feel like your characters are holding out on you? Like there’s something lurking beneath the surface… but they’re just sitting there, being cryptic?

We’ve got some new templates to help you discover their emotional arcs, relationships, and backstories!

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fleshdyke:

hieronymus-botch:

fleshdyke:

the-text-party:

fleshdyke:

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling “Canada gay sex pay toilets” just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

thats because i lied about this

Is it true?! *gasp* Is it true that someone on the internet would just lie?!

shamebats:

themathomhouse:

okay but if you ever see a male creative who had a string of great work and then everything else he did was dogshit, go to the “personal life” part of his wikipedia and look at his relationships. you’ll either find a major tragedy he didn’t recover from (completely understandable) or, more likely, there was a woman in his life doing uncredited shit editing his stuff or contributing generally and she’s not there anymore.

I told a friend about this phenomenon in literature and he called me weeks later like, I remembered what you said about women doing uncredited work when tim burton came up. he made a string of bangers then everything else just was nowhere near as good. the timeline matches perfectly to when he was with this german visual artist (lena gieseke). he’s done some good work in collaboration, but if things were dug into I suspect we would find she did a lot more than people realise.

so yeah whenever you look around like wow women didn’t work in history, or, women aren’t auteurs, or, there just aren’t as many great female writers - societal reasons for that aside, half the time they absolutely did.

Hell yeah

toskarin:

toskarin:

lots of really funny little ways that companies try to reduce the liability of an emoji being synonymous with death threats, but my favourite attempt on a conceptual level has been google putting magical sparkles on the dagger

they got scared in 2018 and have been slowly adjusting since

cadaverousdecay:

cadaverousdecay:

was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”

is it so over for me

so called free thinkers when i have it on book

regularqueer:

virtualboy96:

Snakes

This is how Tumblr’s search function works

wasteland-squog-baby:

serious-tabaxi:

televisionenjoyer:

“if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky” “if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram” if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It’s over. I’m free.

if tumblr dies and you need me, you must find me

If tumblr dies and you need me, slay the beast who wears skulls as ones face.

satan-offical:

Me: can I have a turn on the hedge now?

Hedgehog: no

yourlocal-charlatan:

went to an arcade today and used some of the built up credit to get a ‘lucky dip’ bag because i thought it would be fun to give to some younger family members over the holidays. so i ask for one and the kid at the desk says “sure. do you want a boy one or a girl one?” and babe i’m usually polite about this but i’d dyked myself up to the max today and had apparently forgotten my mental filter at home so i instinctively burst out “THEY’RE GENDERED?” in the middle of a very busy arcade and the guy starts laughing so hard he has to pull out his inhaler

estrogenblast:

This is so fucking funny

niceinchnails:

guy who posts abt his ocs like they are a very popular character that everyone has common knowledge about

onetimemacaroni:

Hey google do girls kiss each other

Hey google definition of a “lebsian”

Hey Google what does it mean if a guy likes girls kissing

Hey google diy HRT

sunlaire:

amazoogle:

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

karda:

funniest draft ever. what the fuck was i realizing

offshoreoilrig:

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

sandmandaddy69:

fox-bright:

en-shaedn:

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

thepromiscuousfinger:

May he plow the Lord’s fields in heaven

Dave Brandt was probably the longest running no-till farmer in the state; he’d been running his land no-till since 1971. He experimented with fertilizers, cover crops, and different irrigation techniques and he’d been doing all of that for a very long time.

The guy was an institution all on his own; look at this.

  • The “A” profile in his soil is now 47 inches deep compared to less than 6 inches in 1971 and acts like a giant sponge for water infiltration and retention.
  • From 1971 through 1989 David used an average of 150-250 pounds of nitrogen fertilizer per acre to grow his corn crops. After adding peas and radishes as a cover crop mix, he cut his nitrogen needs in half and was able to get it down to 125 pounds per acre.
  • When he added multiple species and became more aggressive with his cover crop mixes, he was able to achieve an additional drop in applied fertility. His starter fertilizer is now just 2 lbs of N, 4 lbs of P, and 5 lbs of K. His corn crop now only requires 20-30 lbs of N throughout the entire growing season. He requires no fertility for his soybeans, relying on fertility gained solely through his cover crops. He uses only 40 lbs of 10 N – 10 P – 10 K for his small grains.
  • Ten years ago (source study published 2019) David stopped using any fungicides and insecticides. This occurred at a time when fungicide and insecticide use has increased significantly with the average commodity farmer.
  • Four years ago he stopped using any seed treatment, including neonicotinoids.
  • His cash crop yields have been increasing by an average of 5% annually for the past 5-6 years, with far less fertilizer and no fungicides, insecticides or seed treatment.
  • What started as a basic heavy clay soils when David purchased the farm in 1971 have been officially re-classified by Ohio State University soil scientists as a highly fertile silty loam soil.

I know I’ve said it before, but–that first point, there, about the “A” profile of his soil? Every time I think of it, I am taken aback with genuine awe.

So this is a picture of the soil horizons. The O profile/O horizon is stuff like fallen leaves, sticks, and so on, which are biodegrading into the A profile. A fair amount of soils might have no O profile at all.

If you are a gardener, the A profile is what you’re concerned with most of the time; it’s what we also call “topsoil.” Your seeds germinate into it, and shallower plants might root into it alone without ever reaching the B profile. Worms and other small delvers live in it. It’s what you’re amending, what you’re testing, what you’re tilling, what you’re trying to fill up with good microorganisms to work with your plants and provide you with food or flowers or cover.

I see this quote around sometimes, attributed to radioman Paul Harvey:

Man — despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments — owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.

Without the topsoil, bluntly, we starve. And there are other problems, in places with a lack of it; without the topsoil, when the rains come, the water strikes hard soil. Hard soil doesn’t accept water easily, so instead it pools and runs downhill. That action makes flooding, makes flash floods, makes standing water that carries disease, it contaminates the water table. Cholera is a huge problem in places with a low A profile that receive too much water at once.

We are seeing topsoil depletion across the US. I can’t speak for other countries, but the heavy-tilling agricultural habits we’ve adopted here have obliterated inch after inch of our topsoil; in the 1800s the average depth was fourteen inches! Today it is six. Many suburban lawns have even less. This has knock-on effects we don’t even consider on the day-to-day (for instance, there’s some suggestion that the lower amounts of various minerals in vegetables and fruits today in comparison with earlier decades might be because of the lower amount of minerals in the soil for the plants to take up into themselves).

And this gentleman took soil that had been that abused and not only returned it to what it had been before the aggressive, destructive European agricultural policy had its way, but trebled that earlier depth.

His land protects the land around it from flooding. His land grows plants less susceptible to disease, because of all the various stressors and pressures those plants aren’t confronted with. His land almost certainly has a considerably higher concentration of microorganisms and it would follow that we’d also see greater diversity of macroorganisms thereby.

Honestly, it just takes my breath away.

hauntanelle:

thinking about the other week when i was leading a tour through the historic fort and a little girl pointed to an axe and said “what if i ate that”

omtai:

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don’t want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.

lgbtransgirl:

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

toxicmetalexpo:

Gentlemen, adjust your wardrobes accordingly

fixyourwritinghabits:

probablyasocialecologist:

A group of Wikipedia editors have formed WikiProject AI Cleanup, “a collaboration to combat the increasing problem of unsourced, poorly-written AI-generated content on Wikipedia.”

The group’s goal is to protect one of the world’s largest repositories of information from the same kind of misleading AI-generated information that has plagued Google search resultsbooks sold on Amazon, and academic journals.

“A few of us had noticed the prevalence of unnatural writing that showed clear signs of being AI-generated, and we managed to replicate similar ‘styles’ using ChatGPT,” Ilyas Lebleu, a founding member of WikiProject AI Cleanup, told me in an email. “Discovering some common AI catchphrases allowed us to quickly spot some of the most egregious examples of generated articles, which we quickly wanted to formalize into an organized project to compile our findings and techniques.”

9 October 2024

This is a great post to promote that you can donate to Wikipedia at any time, with almost any amount of money! You can even set up a reoccurring donation, like I did.

tomahachi12:

Im sure this was done already

But I couldn’t get it out of my brain

raeazure:

earhartsease:

stellanslashgeode:

robinreturnstotumbler:

genderretired:

alicearmageddon:

HAPPY ELEVEN YEARS

[Transcription:
Reporter, offscreen: You don’t think she did any good?
First woman: Not a bit of good, not a bit. I’d put a stake through her heart and garlic round her neck to make sure she’ll never come back
Reporter: Isn’t that a pretty horrible thing to say when her funeral’s going on right now?
First woman: Too bad. Too bad.
Second woman: She pulled the ladder up behind herself and never helped another woman, ever. So she-
Reporter, interrupting: But didn’t she show that a woman could become prime minister? Nobody’d done that before.
Second woman: Do you want a woman like that as a warmonger and rips the heart out her country, is that what you want for a prime minister of any sex? ]

HAPPY TWELVE YEARS

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

bigwizardhat:

bigwizardhat:

tuna-core:

bigwizardhat:

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

damn is this a new era of tumblr fake stories

is it truly that difficult to believe that some people are just bizarre

out of all the responses from ppl that have never been outside i’d say this is my favorite. like have you never just been in a room with other people that are speaking

bogleech:

artifacts-and-arthropods:

Yellowjacket-Mimicking Moth: this is just a harmless moth that mimics the appearance and behavior of a yellowjacket/wasp; its disguise is so convincing that it can even fool actual wasps

This species of moth (Myrmecopsis polistes) is one of the most impressive wasp-mimics in the world. The moth’s narrow waist, teardrop-shaped abdomen, black-and-yellow patterning, transparent wings, smooth appearance, and folded wing position all mimic the features of a wasp. Unlike an actual wasp, however, it does not have any mandibles or biting/chewing mouthparts, because it’s equipped with a proboscis instead, and it has noticeably “feathery” antennae.

There are many moths that use hymenopteran mimicry (the mimicry of bees, wasps, yellowjackets, hornets, and/or bumblebees, in particular) as a way to deter predators, and those mimics are often incredibly convincing. Myrmecopsis polistes is one of the best examples, but there are several other moths that have also mastered this form of mimicry.

Above: Pseudosphex laticincta, another moth species that mimics a yellowjacket

These disguises often involve more than just a physical resemblance; in many cases, the moths also engage in behavioral and/or acoustic mimicry, meaning that they can mimic the sounds and behaviors of their hymenopteran models. In some cases, the resemblance is so convincing that it even fools actual wasps/yellowjackets.

Above: Pseudosphex laticincta

Such a detailed and intricate disguise is unusual even among mimics. Researchers believe that it developed partly as a way for the moth to trick actual wasps into treating it like one of their own. Wasps frequently prey upon moths, but they are innately non-aggressive toward their own fellow nest-mates, which are identified by sight – so if the moth can convincingly impersonate one of those nest-mates, then it can avoid being eaten by wasps.

Above: Pseudosphex laticincta

I gave an overview of the moths that mimic bees, wasps, yellowjackets, hornets, and bumblebees in one of my previous posts, but I felt that these two species (Myrmecopsis polistes and Pseudosphex laticincta) deserved to have their own dedicated post, because these are two of the most convincing mimics I have ever seen.

Above: Pseudosphex sp.

I think that moths in general are probably the most talented mimics in the natural world. They have so many intricate, unique disguises, and they often combine visual, behavioral, and acoustic forms of mimicry in order to produce an uncanny resemblance. Moths are just so much more interesting than people generally realize.

Sources & More Info:

This is the best wasp mimic moth I think I’ve ever seen, and there are a whole lot of them

halberdbooks:

vamptits:

don’t ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you’re a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

Yeah

vexwerewolf:

nentuaby:

pettyartist:

grippy3000:

grippy3000:

gaylor-moon:

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

Here’s a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife


The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

willowzawoo:

trans-raichu:

kazoosandfannypacks:

Reblog to do that to the person you reblogged it from <3

awaken

WAKEY WAKEY!!

ageblue-aka-varnah-g:

calamitys-child:

ageblue-aka-varnah-g:

calamitys-child:

calamitys-child:

The trans flag should have a werewolf on it. Like how Wales has a dragon

Put a creature on that thing

@calamitys-child

THIS RULES

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

“red-pill” “snowflake” everything about v for vendetta…fascists really do love to steal and bastardize culture from the queer people they are trying to destroy

“snowflake” was popularized in Fight Club, a novel by a gay man. “red-pill” is from a movie created by two trans women and is a metaphor for estrogen and gender transitioning. those same women adapted V For Vendetta from the original comic (written by a polyamorous man who may or may not be queer but certainly has something going on); in both versions the titular protagonist “V” is implied to be transmasculine, and a survivor of torture and imprisonment for the crime of homosexuality.

because that’s what they see in us, these bigots who are happy to consume and quote and corrupt queer-created media, as long as they can erase every beautiful root. they see criminals, commiting the crime of being queer. and they are doing their damnedest to bring back the laws that made it so.

evilsanlang:

crumb1994:

sarah-sandwich:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Computer game where you’re building a tower level by level and the closer you get to heaven the harder it becomes to fight off God.

The health mechanic is “coherence” as he works to confuse the tongues of your workers and you regenerate it by employing linguists to reincorporate the language changes as quickly as possible. If coherence reaches zero then your workers start wars with each other and leave and your tower collapses.

This sign was right below this post just thought you should know

A yellow and black warning sign that says, "Restricted Area: a human soul cannot remain intact beyond this point."ALT

vimbry-moved:

an MS paint doodle in the style of the tumblr tag viewer under a post, which has 3 replies, 876 reblogs, and 962 likes.

the first series of tags is a blush emoji, followed by, "#I #would like to say something #but I wont."

the second series of tags says: I want them on me like a flock of hungry pigeons descending upon a discarded takeout box.ALT

my favourite tumblr phenomenon

bonelord10000:

bonelord10000:

bonelord10000:

A Yummy Treat For Me…

A little bit of Procurement for my White Ass…

ratherquiteodd:

selfie-cancelled:

four horsemen of the apocalypse

WAR. FAMINE. PESTILENCE. blep

sabertoothwalrus:

my notes app is a wonderful place with lots of little forgotten treasures for me to find later and appreciate my poetic brilliance 😌

daily-spooky:

Can I please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

fairycosmos:

im gonna need to get real. and also a clue. and also a grip

energyprison:

Completely obsessed with this image man

justsomeectoplasm:

important-animal-images:

throathole:

abandonedbarn-deactivated202005:

The way this one youtube comment changed the trajectory of dua lipa’s career

vacillator-deactivated20250323:

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

welcomehomeincorrectquotes:

anarchistmemecollective:

priezpourlui:

modern art

knight-vision-goggles-deactivat:

paper-mario-wiki:

escuerzoresucitado:

This is a visualization of a Japanese proverb, which means to experience a stroke of luck!

Because a duck coming to you with onions tied to its back is like a soup ready to be made delivering itself to you! What luck! A duck comes bearing onions!

That proverb is also where Farfetch’d comes from.

mousegirlheart:

hcnnibal:

hcnnibal:

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

am i the problem

op are you a hobbit