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I don’t relate to the shark in JAWS but I can still tell everyone in that movie is dumb and wrong for going back in the water over and over and over again.

The Federation is BAD because they send wave after wave of kids fresh out of high school to fight bugs on a rock for NO REASON!

“But the bugs sent a meteor!”

How? How did bugs throw a rock from space? Did the bugs actually throw a rock or did the government that won’t let people vote or have kids without a permit LIE ABOUT A ROCK?

… It only just occured to me that yeah, maybe they did lie about the rock.

Because it keeps the Warmachine going and nothing makes money like a good war.

onenicebugperday:

heycollage:

humblegrub:

if you like lego + jumping spiders, you should vote on this user created lego product idea! if it gets 10k votes it has the chance to become a real set 🕷️🕷️🕷️

VOTE NOW!!!

@onenicebugperday

It’s at 4700 votes, needs at least 10k to potentially become a real set. Please vote and reblog :)

Only 60 days left! It’s at 9400! So close!

onenicebugperday:

heycollage:

humblegrub:

if you like lego + jumping spiders, you should vote on this user created lego product idea! if it gets 10k votes it has the chance to become a real set 🕷️🕷️🕷️

VOTE NOW!!!

@onenicebugperday

It’s at 4700 votes, needs at least 10k to potentially become a real set. Please vote and reblog :)

onenicebugperday:

heycollage:

humblegrub:

if you like lego + jumping spiders, you should vote on this user created lego product idea! if it gets 10k votes it has the chance to become a real set 🕷️🕷️🕷️

VOTE NOW!!!

@onenicebugperday

It’s at 4700 votes, needs at least 10k to potentially become a real set. Please vote and reblog :)

slumbering-shadows:

let’s march with mama

onenicebugperday:

heycollage:

humblegrub:

if you like lego + jumping spiders, you should vote on this user created lego product idea! if it gets 10k votes it has the chance to become a real set 🕷️🕷️🕷️

VOTE NOW!!!

@onenicebugperday

It’s at 4700 votes, needs at least 10k to potentially become a real set. Please vote and reblog :)

slymewitch:

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

mirkwoodest:

Forcefully conscripted into the Lord of the Rings Set of ‘01

Steve Wrigley and Frodo Baggins: both victims of the Middle Earth draft.

carsen-daily:

zinjanthropusboisei:

the-birth-of-art:

elodieunderglass:

shinraalpha:

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you’re skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you’ve gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I’ve got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

The mileage on this one is totally normal Elrond. Hey speaking of can I park him here for a while

h/t to @namasteinside for the lol

In “Unfinished Tales” there’s a section where the Fellowship gets Gandalf to tell his side of the story about how he recommended Bilbo to Thorin’s company and this is literally how it went down:

There were just so many great additions to this post that I had to put them all in one place.

syn4k:

syn4k:

i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby

kitty cat: *is soft*

me, who has petted this exact same cat at least a thousand times before:

floridacracker:

thegrimpler:

floridacracker:

You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻

for……….

…….teen to twenty-eight days

chavisory:

howisthepope:

Round 1 - It is time to vote for your favourite cardinals and see who should win the pope vote according to the tumblr population.
Every poll runs for a day. The first round will be 8 cardinals each (except 1 poll because maths) and after that there will be 2 cardinals per poll. In the first round, the 2 most voted cardinals per poll will continue.

Propaganda is encouraged for your favourite cardinals (as are any artistic endeavours of course), but please don’t insult each other.

Consider locking yourself in a room while you vote to make it seem more real

All posts can be found under #popepoll

Round 1 - 2

Beniamino Stella

Luis Antonio Tagle

Robert Francis Prevost

Bechara Boutros al-Rahi

Louis Raphaël I Sako

Michael Michai Kitbunchu

Paul Poupard

Friedrich Wetter

See Results

howisthepope:

Round 1 - It is time to vote for your favourite cardinals and see who should win the pope vote according to the tumblr population.
Every poll runs for a day. The first round will be 8 cardinals each (except 1 poll because maths) and after that there will be 2 cardinals per poll. In the first round, the 2 most voted cardinals per poll will continue.

Propaganda is encouraged for your favourite cardinals (as are any artistic endeavours of course), but please don’t insult each other.

Consider locking yourself in a room while you vote to make it seem more real

All posts can be found under #popepoll

Round 1 - 2

Beniamino Stella

Luis Antonio Tagle

Robert Francis Prevost

Bechara Boutros al-Rahi

Louis Raphaël I Sako

Michael Michai Kitbunchu

Paul Poupard

Friedrich Wetter

See Results

pirateprincessjess:

pirateprincessjess:

pirateprincessjess:

What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

Cuz my local Food Lion hid the produce section from me

Bethesda ass grocery store 😡😡😡

nathanpufftvswife4ever:

I SHOULD START POSTING HERE MORE OFTEN😭😭 ANYWAYS HERE’S OC X CANON ART!!

seersucker-for-love:

Hey everybody!

I have a new book out!

Now I know Tumblr likes morally ambiguous men, rats, and gardening so I think this book will tick a lot of people’s boxes.

Blurb:

Locked away. Left to die. He’ll master his powers to survive, then thrive.

Betrayed by his former gang and thrown into the Rendhold Underprison, Dante has spent the last five years scraping by. A bastard of human, orcish, and elvish blood, he’s lived on the periphery of the periphery, lying, cheating, and stealing to survive.

After a run of bad luck, he’s made a powerful enemy who seeks his head.

But that’s where his rise to power begins. Thanks to an unexpected alliance with a fanged friend, the druidic powers locked within him come to life. He has all the tools he needs to turn things around, he just need to master them.

Because you can never underestimate a Street Rat…

Don’t miss this progression fantasy series perfect for fans of Dishonored, The Blacktongue Thief, The Lies of Locke Lamora, and Baldur’s Gate!

Amazon.com

Downtown Druid

rickybabyboy:

Dont worry i bite and kicka you

IDs:

Image 1: Orange and white tabby laying down and winking at the camera

Image 2: Same cat motion blurred grabbing at the camerapersons hand

magnetic-deflection:

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

rickybabyboy:

ALT

my awesome pets so good i funny paws

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on his back having his tummy pet, he is holding his paws up and folding them just a little

abalidoth:

celeste-the-witch:

celeste-the-witch:

how do you pronounce [normal word everyone pronounces the same way]?

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

See Results

[exasperated explanation of the concept of engagement bait]

abalidoth:

celeste-the-witch:

celeste-the-witch:

how do you pronounce [normal word everyone pronounces the same way]?

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

[way that literally no one pronounces it]

See Results

[exasperated explanation of the concept of engagement bait]

theoneofwhomisblue:

theoneofwhomisblue:

crispylilworm:

blossposs:

theoneofwhomisblue:

mutt-boy:

lets overthrow mama

conarcoin:

autisthc:

anphivenas:

jesterbots:

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE’VE A BEAST TO SLAY

phoenix:

leofwines:

icyplatinum:

orcboxer:

Have you seen the new show? It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee. It’s on Poodee with ads. It’s literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it’s on Gumpy. It’s a Pheebo original. It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It’s on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

ALT

You got immortalised in the new Monster Prom game

howisthepope:

Round 1 - It is time to vote for your favourite cardinals and see who should win the pope vote according to the tumblr population.
Every poll runs for a day. The first round will be 8 cardinals each (except 1 poll because maths) and after that there will be 2 cardinals per poll. In the first round, the 2 most voted cardinals per poll will continue.

Propaganda is encouraged for your favourite cardinals (as are any artistic endeavours of course), but please don’t insult each other.

Consider locking yourself in a room while you vote to make it seem more real

All posts can be found under #popepoll

Round 1 - 3

Nicolás de Jesús López Rodríguez

Roger Mahony

Camillo Ruini

Julius Darmaatmadja

Emmanuel Wamala

Adam Maida

Vinko Puljić

Juan Sandoval Íñiguez

See Results

howisthepope:

Round 1 - It is time to vote for your favourite cardinals and see who should win the pope vote according to the tumblr population.
Every poll runs for a day. The first round will be 8 cardinals each (except 1 poll because maths) and after that there will be 2 cardinals per poll. In the first round, the 2 most voted cardinals per poll will continue.

Propaganda is encouraged for your favourite cardinals (as are any artistic endeavours of course), but please don’t insult each other.

Consider locking yourself in a room while you vote to make it seem more real

All posts can be found under #popepoll

Round 1 - 3

Nicolás de Jesús López Rodríguez

Roger Mahony

Camillo Ruini

Julius Darmaatmadja

Emmanuel Wamala

Adam Maida

Vinko Puljić

Juan Sandoval Íñiguez

See Results

howisthepope:

Round 1 - It is time to vote for your favourite cardinals and see who should win the pope vote according to the tumblr population.
Every poll runs for a day. The first round will be 8 cardinals each (except 1 poll because maths) and after that there will be 2 cardinals per poll. In the first round, the 2 most voted cardinals per poll will continue.

Propaganda is encouraged for your favourite cardinals (as are any artistic endeavours of course), but please don’t insult each other.

Consider locking yourself in a room while you vote to make it seem more real

All posts can be found under #popepoll

Round 1 - 3

Nicolás de Jesús López Rodríguez

Roger Mahony

Camillo Ruini

Julius Darmaatmadja

Emmanuel Wamala

Adam Maida

Vinko Puljić

Juan Sandoval Íñiguez

See Results

zoologica42:

Temperate Lake Dashboard Simulator

🐦‍⬛2xcrested_cormorant Follow
Going to try and eat this weird fish

♻️🐦‍⬛2xcrested_cormorant Follow
wilmdlife hopital

🐸rana-bufo Follow
No one can ever truly understand what BULL4rog’s music means to me 😭 this song in particular argrgrgrgrgrg the way he puffs out his vocal sack asdfghjk

BULL4rog: listen here on spotify

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I think I huave chytrid

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I just migrated here from finstagram please be nice

🐠powerbottomfeeder Follow

I have HAD IT with this lake, it’s the third day in a row we’ve had nitrates above 8 ppm and uug the algae, my allergies I can’t do this

♻️🐟carpy-diem Follow

Lol we regularly get nitrates up to 20 ppm in my lake

♻️🦞crawdaddy Follow

uhhh you shouldn’t be bragging about that, it’s really unsafe

♻️🐟carpy-diem Follow

suck it you little oligotrophic bitch

🐢snappturt Follow

Dear Tumblr, am I the Basshole for the way I catch minnows?

I was chatting with some of the guys I bask with and they said the way I catch minnows is problematic;

What I do is I sit on the bottom of the lake, I hide myself in the mud and I open my mouth. My tongue looks a lot like a little worm so I wiggle it around- and because of that, minnows swim over and check it out. Once they get close enough, then I bite down and eat them.

Some of my rockmates have told me that this is manipulative and toxic behavior- but they also eat minnows…I don’t know guys…

Am I the Basshole?

YTB

NTB

JBH

NBH

ESH

INFO

See Results

🦆tree hole-nester-acorn-eater Follow

is it just me, or is this super homoerotic???

🐟bigpikexxl Follow
liveblogging diving down to the bottom

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dark

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow
big log

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rock

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kinda cold

♻️🐟bigpikexxl Follow
oh hi @deepwatersculpin!!!

♻️🐠deepwatersculpin Follow
oh hey @bigpikexxl!!!

never thought i’d seen one of my mutuals irl!!! I didn’t even know we lived in the same lake!!!

🐠Shadlad Follow
I’m not sorry, and I’m not afraid to say it, if you’re an introduced species, go dry yourself out. You’re not welcome to eat up all of our resources and live in my ancestral longs and rock crags. These things are for us to relate to and not for you to squander.

♻️🦞crevice-steve Follow

Can’t believe this type of fishcourse is still popular on this site, introduced species didn’t choose to be introduced and have as much of a right to live as anyone else. Bigotry against introduced species is still bigotry and that’s a hill I will dry on.

♻️🐠Shadlad Follow
Go ahead, dry yourself out then ;)

♻️🪷nootnootnewt Follow
Hey man, I hate invasive species as much as anyone else but please stop telling people to beach themselves for political reasons- yeah that includes inavsives too

♻️🦐typical_scud Follow
Did you legit just use the word Invas*ve to describe introduced species?

♻️🦢flatfootswimmer Follow
anyone in this thread eat pondweed?

♻️🐟largemouthbASS Follow
A colab with my mutual @2xcrested_cormorant after they got released from the wildlife hospital. They haven’t been on much since the Fish and Wildlife Service released them in the wrong lake and it took them a while to get back to their colony.
We hope this guide will help you avoid accidentally eating/engaging with bait!

librarycards:

going for a ride with mama

wizardofprogression:

jettkuso:

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

this is the greatest advertisement of our culture ive ever seen

j-tee:

who let this bird on the train

waggoboyo:

waggoboyo:

me when I have to learn about dinosaurs because I am bored

“60 Million years ago”

Obviously not true. Several of my friends are raptors you see

hyratel:

captain-jenmerica:

deadddeviant:

rigil-kentauris:

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard. 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”

naamahdarling:

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel it’s a good time to point out that it’s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently

Breaking the law, even an unjust law, has consequences that not all can afford. But also a very large number of us are also very stupid, or very confused, or very lazy, and so it’s not unreasonable that someone at the bottom of the chain of command might make a typo, or misplace some paperwork, or leave a Friday afternoon email for Monday morning.

When something goes wrong, or an operation slows down, because a low-level worker somewhere sent a package to the wrong address or left someone on hold for an hour or didn’t fill out a particular form correctly- Do you immediately assume malicious intent? Or do you usually just brush it off as some underpaid idiot being bad at their job?

You also gotta not brag about it.
Keep your political opinions on the down low. Be noncommittal or ignorant or undecided. Say things like “I’ve never heard of that”, “where did you hear that?” or “that’s interesting, I heard a conflicting story from here, how weird”. Never be outwardly confidant of what you know. When there is a silence, don’t fill it- leave the space and let the other fill it for you. That’s how you get information, that’s how you find sources, that’s how you reduce the value of anything others get out of you.

Virtue signalling by wearing pins and ribbons and loudly declaring your place is not safe in some environments. It will place scrutiny on you and everything you touch. Nobody believes the guy who says “fuck my boss and everything he stands for” scratches the boss’s car by accident, even if it is an accident.

If you want to slow the march of a tank, filling the path with mud is going do more than laying down in front of it.

If you are feeling hopeless, think about how many people are doing this and you don’t know because they are not fucking talking about it because you SHOULDN’T. The stories about this sort of thing won’t come out for a long time, if ever, but many many people are already doing this and you can be one of them.

toku-joe:

rickybabyboy:

ALT

YAY!!!!

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on his back being pet on his chest, he is raising his arms in the air

sovietunion:

occultbooks:

occultbooks:

every time someone says “look how they’re looking at each other! they’re in love!” about a non-canon ship i just think of the kuleshov effect for a second but then i come to my senses and decide to have fun

ok i’m going to explain the kuleshov effect because im a film student and its fascinating to me. basically its the principle of film storytelling that states that you can juxtapose a blank expression with an image and the audience will read a different emotion from the expression depending on the juxtaposed image. its incredibly interesting to me.

derezzcartes:

derezzcartes:

guysonroblox:

guysonroblox:

oliviawebsite:

found a person from 1689 using tumblr

fireball-me:

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored “news” article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product…

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

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podplease:

txttletale:

wikipediahmms:

cocktail recipe

A score of milk for one part rye

Named for america’s most famous guy

Now add some aid both kool and lemon

Pour in moxie nice and even

Share it with your closest friends

Theres so much it never ends

White washington its much too bland

Takes all the milk you have on hand

milanesa42: