April 2025

furryprovocateur:

it’s crazy how normalized misogyny is like you find out a man doesn’t believe women are people capable of equitable rational thought and logic reasoning as men and you’re considered weird if you express discomfort associating with him

halfbloodfanboy:

destinationtoast:

amygdalae:

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it’s kind of cool, like, scientifically

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

Two Tumblr replies, both from pinkydragon01. The first reads:

@amygdalae The word "caustic" is often used as a synonym for chemicals that are either alkaline (basic) or acidic in nature. However, the term "caustic" properly refers only to strong bases, particularly alkalis, and not to acids, oxidizers, or other non-alkaline corrosives. (I hope this is a learning fun fact and not an "um, actually")

The second reply reads:

What I mean to say is- I'm sorry to hear about your basic pussyALT

ere-the-sun-rises:

kaijuno:

It took me a hot moment to realize it was about 3D printing and not the Canadian dollar (CAD)

tobernaut:

Narind er

eattheball:

thank you firefox, these are definitely my usernames.

sourdough-seal:

getting inspired to create stuff is honestly the meaning of life. like i found a great story and now i wanna make a cool story too. literally could there be any better feeling

bebsi-cola:

running a disability blog is genuinely insane because we’ll say basic shit like “hey people with cancer don’t have it easier” and someone inevitably loudly responds to argue against this and refuse to back down. and like every other note is someone saying “yeah when i told people i got cancer they spat in my face” or “people treated me like i was already dead” or “her husband was yelling at her for ruining their holiday because if her cancer made her piss blood (a legitimate concern) she wouldn’t be able to fly and she told him this” [<- real story about someone i know]. i mean it’s easier for me to see notes on my own post but like it’s not like other people can’t check them too. am i out of my mind like what. and this happens with every goddamn thing it’s like [harrowing story of abuse] x 15 and [one guy who thinks you’re talking shit and disabled people are privileged crybabies]

atrxs:

boop

mogai-sunflowers:

inkyzuzi:

kiiiraz:

[ID:

*screencap of a tiktok by @sarahinyellow featuring a lightskinned person sitting at their laptop with a bag of potato chips and a bottle of diet coke*

“diet culture will demonize any food that isn’t “clean” but EVERY food can have a benefit for you

Diet Coke is somehow the only thing that stops my migraines, and it reminds me of my best friend. Cape Cod potato chips are my go to salty snack and I live 10 minutes from the factory, so they make me feel cool.

Food is more than fuel. It’s memories and satisfaction and tradition and home and culture.

There’s nothing evil about that.”

END ID]

this was one of the number one things my eating disorder therapist stressed the most and it’s helped drastically. this is so important.

hometoursandotherstuff:

wiitenniis:

leaked act 3 ending (real)

carolinemp3-deactivated06072025:

cyberitual:

squeakitties:

squeakitties:

the surprising amount of art of furries shooting insane ropes but having a completely unaffected facial expression is so strange to me . and thats as an unemotive austistic person

i dont understand this genre of porn

me cumming my penis

froop-loots:

kushblazer666:

the saga continues

a-dauntless-daffodil:

coughloop:

a worm spent 100 years transforming into a capital N, then gave birth to a new worm to hold on its head. life is beautiful

yazzdonut:

me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years

disordersofresonanceandairflow:

fatjunglejulia-deactivated20241:

when you’re drunk every song feels like it’s two minutes long. does anyone know the science behind this phenomenon

athenasdragon:

sufficientlylargen:

athenasdragon:

OK I’ll bite. What’s dragon age

Excavation sites in Inner Mongolia have revealed examples of carved jade dragons dating back to 4500-3000 BCE

Looks like at least 5000 years. [source] [another source]

Whoa, cool! That answers that.

toskarin:

chaos-otter:

toskarin:

d1mndnthr0ugh:

toskarin:

toskarin:

ganurath:

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

recently my elderly shattered-up phone started letting me charge it to 107% which I’ve been using to get let’s just say a little bit extra out of it on long days

added benefit that this makes it crazy warm and soft so I use it to warm up my coat when it’s cold outside

to be honest with you it’s swollen as fuck and that’s why I’m rocking with it

Swollen batteries are incendiary explosives.

this one’s just a phone

if it was a bomb and not a phone I couldn’t make a call on it, but I can because it’s a phone, although it will be to the fun department instead of the fire department

respectfully, ma'am, phone and bomb are not mutually exclusive descriptors

I’m not gatekeeping I’m just speaking from my presently lived experience

When you start speaking from your formally lived experience, be sure to let us know!

I already live every day with undue formality and noble grace

memorycycle:

why tf was this thing so tantalizing like am i the only one who wanted to eat it

bloggirl69:

konoko:

anphivenas:

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

foone:

memeuplift:

Just two apes trying to help each other

medievaljournalist:

the new system is simple: you have light coins, which can only be redeemed at virtuous businesses, and darkness coins, which can only be spent on wicked things. you can tell which is which based on the karmic debt of the figure depicted on the face of each coin.

depsidase:

yellbug:

YOUUUUU DONT KNOW ANYTHING.

YOU DONT KNOW FUCKING ANYTHINGGGGG

scrunkled:

quickie 030

a guy chants "bugs. bugs. bugs." so on in panel two. in panel three something like rai  falls from above. "yes, lord! yes! bugs!" closer in, the guy is being pelted with a downpour of bugs. "thank you, lord," the guy says. 

barely a joke! can't all be winners. sometimes you just gotta get an idea out of your head, i guess.ALT

naamahdarling:

peeniless:

yournewfriendshouse:

recklesslyinfatuated2:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

whitefangthefightingwolf:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I love mammals because like 20% of them look made up

For native Australian mammals, 50%.

You’re so right like what the fuck is going on with bilbies

They’re doing their best

A bilby for your viewing pleasure.

oh look it’s the easter bilby coming to deliver hot cross buns!

FUN AUSTRALIAN MAMMAL FACTS!!!!
Antechinus are a small rat thing. The males never live to be over a year old because every year during breeding season they have so much sex for so long and so hard that their tiny little hearts give out and they die of exhaustion or just not eating for several days. Every single year every single man of the species dies because they have too much sex. As an asexual this is very funny to me.

Bonus: Woylies are a type of kangaroo

^^ This sucker is fully grown


Double bonus: Both of these animals are very endangered and not well known so there aren’t many programs that are protecting their habitat or rehabilitating them. Tell people about the sex rats to be a wildlife warrior!!

Reblog for Australian deathfuck rats!

southcarolinagoddess:

southcarolinagoddess:

Since it’s watermelon season!

My grandfather used to grow watermelons, among other things, and he told me about most of this, especially the orange spot. Those are the absolute best!

My most popular post ever is getting likes again, so that means it’s getting close to watermelon season!!

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

perfect new meme template just dropped

example usage

wait I’m not done

ryangoslingofficial-deactivated:

Logging on a seeing a post

therottenkingsreckoning:

whatcoloristhatcat:

blignick:

black ticked tabby with moderate white spotting

What about the other one?

kibumkim:

valtsv:

“blowing [someone’s] brains out” sounds like it should be a sex thing tbh. missed opportunity.

lucysweatslove:

Fun fact: exercise and movement doesn’t have to be intentional “exercise” for it to count and be beneficial to you. You don’t need to count your minutes, your pace, your distance, your laps, whatever. You can just go out and… do… the activities you enjoy, without any goal other than to enjoy it, and your body will still benefit from it.

theweirdwideweb:

petitworld:

via

mistranslatingpostsintogerman:

cultisteyeball:

The joys of just opening a window

👁️kultanhängeraugapfel

Die Freuden einer bloßen Fensteröffnung

transamus:

not enough people talking about this

electronicgallery:

An Inuit otter amulet. Engraved and pigmented ivory, c.1870-1880.

kisxmesoft:

sapphicscholar:

I really feel like tumblr’s fallen down on the job in not properly celebrating this very important holiday

wikipedia entry for Cake and Cunnilingus Day that reads: "Cake and Cunnilingus Day is a satirical holiday celebrated on 14 April as a female response to Steak and Blowjob Day, which is celebrated on 14 March.[1][2] It was created in 2006 by web designer, writer and filmmaker Ms. Naughty and has since been adopted in multiple countries as a day to emphasize female enjoyment and honor women."ALT

errorschacha:

You want to call your House rep now and tell them Trump needs to be impeached immediately for defying a Supreme Court order (re: Kilmar Abrego Garcia), which functionally voids our constitution and means no one in America has rights anymore.

I am not exaggerating.

As of now, anybody can be disappeared, no due process, no recourse. Trump is openly disregarding a Supreme Court order and says he’ll send US citizens to El Salvador.

This is not a drill.

Call your House rep and tell them they must impeach. Tell them if they cannot bring themselves to impeach, they must resign. A more open and shut case to impeach is not possible. Trump and his administration are saying openly, in public, that anybody can be kidnapped by ICE, even in error, and disappeared permanently.

Call your senators, too, and tell them to support impeachment (it goes to them once it passes a majority House vote).

errorschacha:

You want to call your House rep now and tell them Trump needs to be impeached immediately for defying a Supreme Court order (re: Kilmar Abrego Garcia), which functionally voids our constitution and means no one in America has rights anymore.

I am not exaggerating.

As of now, anybody can be disappeared, no due process, no recourse. Trump is openly disregarding a Supreme Court order and says he’ll send US citizens to El Salvador.

This is not a drill.

Call your House rep and tell them they must impeach. Tell them if they cannot bring themselves to impeach, they must resign. A more open and shut case to impeach is not possible. Trump and his administration are saying openly, in public, that anybody can be kidnapped by ICE, even in error, and disappeared permanently.

Call your senators, too, and tell them to support impeachment (it goes to them once it passes a majority House vote).

errorschacha:

You want to call your House rep now and tell them Trump needs to be impeached immediately for defying a Supreme Court order (re: Kilmar Abrego Garcia), which functionally voids our constitution and means no one in America has rights anymore.

I am not exaggerating.

As of now, anybody can be disappeared, no due process, no recourse. Trump is openly disregarding a Supreme Court order and says he’ll send US citizens to El Salvador.

This is not a drill.

Call your House rep and tell them they must impeach. Tell them if they cannot bring themselves to impeach, they must resign. A more open and shut case to impeach is not possible. Trump and his administration are saying openly, in public, that anybody can be kidnapped by ICE, even in error, and disappeared permanently.

Call your senators, too, and tell them to support impeachment (it goes to them once it passes a majority House vote).

1hoverman0k:

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

newyorkkiss:

bol

obscurix:

i feel so left out. like everyone around me knows how to be a human and i don’t.

swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact:

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis