April 2025

atrxs:

I redesigned him, i think i have a story in mind for him too but we’ll see, might steal stuff from my old scrapped projects

He still needs a name-

atrxs:

Oooo new character that u haven’t seen before :)

It’s a liiiittle rushed but shhhh it’s okay <3

atrxs:

A little stress relief painting, they’re calming to do

atrxs:

atrxs:

Scythe time

Would y'all be interested in getting your OCs drawn like this? I wanna draw more silly weapon stuff, was thinking like around 10$ max?

atrxs:

atrxs:

i remade he

atrxs:

trans robot guy so real

[made a robot sona/oc]

atrxs:

funky fluffy version of sona

atrxs:

itty bitty, but my husban edition :3

catmask:

fake conversation
talking animals

making-friendos:

Furry encounter

flickering-nightfall:

Slugcat sits and stares blearily. It rolls its head, then falls heavily onto its front limbs. 
It heaves up a bit, then slides down into a heap, sticking its limbs out frontwards and backwards. 
It props itself up just enough so that it can flop over on its side, facing away from the viewer. ALT

ughcat

fangirltothefullest:

moths-in-hats:

The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

Genuinely the best take on this not-movie everybody else go home Goncharov Muppets is God Tier.

cetitan:

blackwingedrat:

UnitedHealthcare CEO shooting (4 December 2024)

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

triggerjolly:

normal-horoscopes:

:

happy-hudson-deactivated2023083:

normal-horoscopes:

There once was a doctor named Freud

who woman preferred to a-void

bitch loved his cocaine

But he couldn’t explain

Hatsune Miku vocaloid

anyonghalimaw:

caught her in perfect deviantart oc ref sheet pose

stealingpotatoes:

stealingpotatoes:

stealingpotatoes:

i hauve a cold

incorrectnorse-quotes:

roguehoneybadger:

scarlet-silverweaver:

marvel-lous-things:

verylatetrash:

hackedmotionsensors:

ikeracity:

deeranger:

ireneadonovan:

mindscab:

rembrandtswife:

books-and-candy-ples:

the-winter-road:

andersonsallpurpose:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

bold-sartorial-statement:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

themintykid:

systlin:

hiking-viking:

chromalogue:

kirkspocks:

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth,
And bathed his count'nance fair.
Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar,
I found on the cold pavement
While returning in glory | from a grand hunt
For a 3 AM quesadilla.

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

@theshitpostcalligrapher

ay @systlin hmu

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin
við fæðingu Þórs
á stígnum við Taco Bell
Þar lá Loki

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!



And in Danish because why not:

Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden

På dagen for Tors fødsel

På asfalten ved Taco Bell

Dér lå Loke

“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”

*Snorts*




When Thor born

He hair shine brite

A very very

Magical site

But then I see

A bab from hell

I pik up loki

From taco bell

the rosetta stone of shitposting

@incorrectnorse-quotes

Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite

modernvintage:

sepdet:

ignescent:

spacedandelions:

somethingaboutsomethingelse:

scienceoftheidiot:

hjarta:

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

They existed *before beetles*

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

https://xkcd.com/1259/


This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees’ range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would’ve penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you’ve observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

atrxs:

Erratic Corruption

atrxs:

My cotl lamb! he is freaky

next i shall draw nari

atrxs:

narilamb stuff because yes

atrxs:

The lamb wishes you a happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

atrxs:

more NariLamb-

atrxs:

smooooooooch!

atrxs:

accidentally polished that leshy doodle, im using it as an emoji now

atrxs:

the sillies! Nari is trying his best

atrxs:

he sure has a lot to say

just stumbled across your account and your art style is absolutely amazing, I was wondering if you use any specific brushes you could reccomend for the softness your lineart/sketches have?

atrxs:

hey! tysm! lately ive been using Clip Studio for art, i just use the chalk brush! it has this rough but soft texture to it thats perfect, and i use just the regular round watercolor brush to fill it in/shade, i did put the brush setting of that on replace alpha though!

i also put my lineart/sketch layer on overlay and then duplicate it, i think that adds to the soft/warm feel of it also!

so its like:

normal-> on overlay-> duplicated

more complicated than it has to be probably but it works for me XD

atrxs:

okay what if i make them more Shape

atrxs:

maybe its not so bad…

derinthescarletpescatarian:

flopy-hana:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Queerplatonic relationship should be platonic-queer relationship. “But derin that’s a far more confusing phrasing, that just sounds like having gay friends which is absolutely not the – ” yeah yeah I know, but.

PQR. Alphabetical. We can make the term worse to make it part of the alphabet.

I am normal with normal priorities, you can trust me with language.

If you are adding an S it should be at the start. Situational Platonic-Queer Relationship (SPQR) (Senatus Populusque Romanus)

There have been a lot of people talking about the Romans in the notes of this one

silly-activites:

”average streaming service has all the shows” factoid is acutaly just a statistical error. average streaming service has 0 shows. Poob, which has over 10,000 for you, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted.

digitaldiscipline:

judgejudyofficial:

crankyteapot:

skullamity:

jollysunflora:

clownsnake:

colorousme:

ashestoashesjc:

staticandlove:

limbosava:

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

image

Behold, the digital artchery glove!

….but Wait…

…….!!!

image

FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!

Ok but wgat if we held hands…..

Image description: a drawing of the two hand models from the above images. The one wearing the archers glove has their palm facing away from the viewer, and they are extending their uncovered pinkie to to the right to hold onto the artists finger. The hand wearing the artists glove has their palm facing the viewer while their uncovered pointer finger reaches toward the left to hold onto the archers pinkie. End ID.

and we both had carpal tunnel syndrome 😳

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

this website really has ruined me… i didnt catch the G, so i spent like 4 minutes scouring the second pic for thee Lucky Luciano 😭

hand in unglovable hand

akashicrecord:

Here’s a pro tip: When you’re arguing with your significant other never say “ooh white girl is mad as fuck”

Trans people of all stripes, when you write your insane discourse, why do you have a need to shorten phrases so much?

“It specifically refers to tendencies among tme trans people to use their agab as a shorthand for their precieved innocence mostly to the detriment of transfems and themselves, as the comic illustrates.”

Why couldn’t this be:

It specifically refers to tendencies among transmisogyny exempt trans people to use their assigned gender at birth as a shorthand for their precieved innocence mostly to the detriment of transfems and themselves, as the comic illustrates.

Tumblr character limits are fairly large, this isn’t Twitter, what the hell are you doing with all that time you’re saving anyway?

Not to mention the, frankly befuddling, trend of these acronyms getting completely detached from their actual meanings and being used nonsensically.

For example, I have on several occasions seen the acronym ‘TERF’ being used for random transphobia that has nothing to do with 'Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminism’ which is what that acronym is supposed to mean.

I understand that writing a four word phrase every time can be annoying, but if it prevents nonsense takes, why not do it?

This is, I think, a problem with acronyms in general. I mean:

“poc artist”

Person of color artist? What?? Obviously we should just say 'artist of color’ yet the obsession with acronyms (like we’re sending SMS messages or something) seems to persist.

making-friendos:

Furry encounter

liminalstates:

right turn, wrong street

deadbitchonline:

The way terfs describe women in sports like

mini-wrants:

mini-wrants:

People straight up do not realize that part of the reason manufacturing is not returning to the United States in massive waves is because we have things like “OSHA” and “environmental laws” and “minimum wages.”

It’s not even just about fair wages. It’s literally about the fact that you can’t dump industrial waste in a river here anymore.

Our cheap goods are so cheap because South American and Asians environments are being destroyed so you can buy a $40 pair of shoes every 3 months.

Cutting granite countertops has lead to a rapid increase in silicosis in the lungs out in California. All the working men and women in my family have died from pulmonary fibrosis. They were carpet layers, Post office workers, floor tilers. Staying safe in manufacturing jobs is annoying but also very, very expensive. Real manufacturing factories belch smoke and dust and grime that causes asthma and birth defects in surrounding communities. Everyone wants their manufacturing jobs back until they realize their kids are living directly under the Asthma Plant.

There will come a time when the workers in these countries rise up and demand better and things will start to even out, but if you want to honestly “do your part,” you gotta stop buying cheap shit for no reason.

Not every event needs to be celebrate with a baseball cap or a coozie or a t shirt or a keychain. Not every wall in the house has to have a picture or a cute phrase on it. The knickknacks are killing people.

Yep!

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

atrxs:

he was blow-dried.

weaux:

@ the mutuals I don’t interact with a lot I love u and hope ur doing well

manjaro-official:

I’m not like other girls I don’t wear makeup and high heels I play video games and follow the missives of the amulet

viola-halogen:

It is absolutely vital in any fandom to have a favourite character who you want to wrap up in a pile of blankets and give sweet treats to and a favourite character you want to beat on the head with hammers.

normalguy3001:

mckinleygirl98:

alexmey-does-an-arts:

mckinleygirl98:

My collection

1969chevycamaro:

elliotstalksprite:

trugthony-the-coffee-wizard:

the-sapphic-raven:

cerastes:

cerastes:

TOP 3 TRAITORS:

3. Brutus
2. Judas
1. Printers when you are in a hurry

Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.

Were you stabbed by Brutus?

Betrayed by Judas?

Stabbed by Printer?

Holy mother of pearl, nobody here is dead…

actualized-animal:

[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon