babyanimalgifs:

Lion kneading/making biscuits

(Source)

bestest-goblin:

rapidashrider:

poorghost:

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat:

guerrillatech:

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

bestest-goblin:

rapidashrider:

poorghost:

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat:

guerrillatech:

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

bestest-goblin:

rapidashrider:

poorghost:

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat:

guerrillatech:

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

bestest-goblin:

rapidashrider:

poorghost:

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat:

guerrillatech:

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

bestest-goblin:

rapidashrider:

poorghost:

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat:

guerrillatech:

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

bestest-goblin:

rapidashrider:

poorghost:

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat:

guerrillatech:

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

making-friendos:

Goat yoga

beetledrink:

i hate it when people are writing a long ass thing and start a parenthetical aside and forget to close parentheses it makes me feel like i cant escape from the sentence

charl0ttan:

its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wild how MAD people get about art. what counts as art. what counts as Good art. what art shouldnt exist. what art is useless. so whattttt if its too avant garde or too simple or you personally dont agree with it. its art and we have to keep doing as much of it as we can get away with every day & if you want to stop it or get mad about it youre missing something huge as fuckkkkkkkkkkkk about how to live

byjove:

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

ask-ciaphas-cain:

Why WOULD I pay for tumblr premium when I get quality ads like this???

fraktalbrokkoli:

Okay this comment I just came across deserves its own post. Imagine showing this to someone who’s never used Tumblr and explaining why haikus are relevant in this context.

ALT

wormpdf:

i am silently rooting for all of you, all the time. even if we have not spoken, even if we barely know each other, know that i see you, i hear you, and i am rooting for you. it’s so easy to go about life feeling isolated and alone, but know that i am always rooting for you and the things that you hold dear to you. i do not mean it in a shallow or facetious way, clearly, i can’t ever know all your good days and bad days, but know that i am sending a silent wish to whoever is listening that things go well. there is always someone rooting for you, on the good and bad days and everything in between.

sharkdogsomething-deactivated20:

teaboot:

I don’t know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don’t really even seem to like each other but they’re always exactly the same. this has happened four times

@niceferatu

junewild:

junewild:

junewild:

socks are the primary producers of the laundry biome. they typically mate for life and come in a wide variety of patterns, though—unlike shoes, which many theorize to be a symbiotic species—they lack sexual dimorphism. juvenile socks resemble their parents, but have yet to develop the long necks that distinguish socks from other species of the extremity family, such as mittens

the lint trap is a fascinating example of a decomposer. it relies on the environment to bring food in the form of detritus, which it then breaks down into lint. lint traps have relatively long lives in comparison with other species (especially given the recent downward trends in lifespan, which are likely caused by a combination of genetic bottlenecks and poor nutrition). the lint trap has an unusual relationship with fire—some theorize that it uses fire as a tool to increase resource availability, while others believe that its frequent proximity to fire is due to environmental factors

the apex predator of the laundry biome is, of course, the dreaded duvet cover. duvet covers lead solitary lives, and are rarely seen socializing with one another. its preferred prey is socks, although it is an opportunistic eater and will prey upon much larger targets, such as t-shirts, leggings, and even sheets. aside from its large territory and antisocial nature, its behaviors are poorly known and highly controversial. one major theory is that the duvet cover is an ambush predator, lying in wait for its prey. another is that the duvet cover seeks out prey, using its superior size and large mouth to overwhelm its victims in a matter of seconds. a third, less popular supposition is that the duvet cover lures its victims to it by mimicking the laundry bag, a preferred shelter for many residents of the laundry biome. more research on this topic is necessary

louisegluckpdf:

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word’s gonna be huge for me

2003-playground:

Can we stop using “still lives with their parents” or “unemployed” or “doesn’t have a drivers license” or “didn’t graduate high school” as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.

alllgator-blood:

I WAS SUPPOSED TO POST THIS YESTERDAY AND GOT SO SIDETRACKED. For that asker that requested a Spare Crumb of Goat Content…..this is the first finished art I made of the goat, from months ago. I actually drew the goat the same night unholy alliance was announced, but that was during a hiatus so I never ended up posting it.

ANYWAY THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO TELL A LESHY KNUCKLEBONES STORY THAT HAPPENED AFTER I DREW THIS. I had him make an egg despite my firm belief he’s an aroace king, I just wanted one baby from each bishop, and this motherfucker happened to be playing knucklebones when I summoned him to the mating tent. SO INSTEAD OF DOING THE FLIRTY ANIMATION HE WAS JUST THROWING FUCKING DICE AT AMDUSIAS?? AND IT WORKED????

deafmic:

immaplatypus:

deafmic:

deafmic:

today i found out that clip studio paint is customizable enough that i can turn the UI interface into paint tool sai and that’s great for me, the person who got so attached to paint tool sai version 1 that i have not been willing to learn another art program in 10 years (which is extremely inconvenient)

we have paint tool sai at home

paint tool sai at home:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW TO DO THIS. I’M LITERALLY IN THE SAME BOAT AS YOU, I HAVE BOTH PROGRAMS BUT I’M SO IN LOVE WITH SAI THAT I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE IT. clip studio paint seems DIVINE but i’m so scared of change

it’s super late at night so sorry in advance if i don’t explain this well but basically, almost everything in CSP’s UI can be changed and customized and you can save those configurations too

this is the default interface:

every single one of those panels pops out are can be stacked. positioned, and resized as much as you want.

here’s a rough markup of everything that can be changed (wrt existing components, you can add more)

the components mostly operate in a click and drag way. you grab the little tab at the top and stick it to wherever you want. you can stack them by dragging them above the other component and you can also group them in a tab by dragging one into the other. resizing is similar; you just drag the edge of the component (idk what these things are actually called so I’m using terminology from my job lol) to wherever you want and it’ll scale itself. it’s actually surprisingly easy to work with imo

for some of the other components like the tool bars, you’ll have to go to the window menu at the top of the program. this gives you the options to mess with those tool/command bars but it also lets you add and delete (hide, technically bc it keeps the settings) any component you want and there’s components for literally EVERYTHING in csp. it’s just a switch you flip in the menu that allows you to add/remove it.

it’s really really easy to get it set up to your work style!! i have a set of tools and hotkeys that i was able to replicate by doing this and it wasn’t very hard to set it up how i wanted

btw i don’t know if you paint but the main reason i waited so long is because sai’s painting engine is so good that no other program can come close, but csp has some really interesting brush and color blending options that you can customize to each brush and I’ve been able to get pretty damn close to the sai experience. it can be hard to get used to though and I’m still trying to adapt. I’d recommend messing around with the brushes with their settings box open because csp lets you test out changes as you’re making them so while testing is a pain in the ass that does matter it easier lol

sacred-portal:

chopnuts:

so-much-for-subtlety:

mathew:

SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

laserbobcat:

“WHY” you ask, because I can that’s fucking why

eliza-forget:

Five points to a pentagram 🤘🤘🤘

I’ve wanted to draw to this song for a long time

teaboot:

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

(Tags via @reprintable)

Oh no fucking way

pikos-den:

From the Massive Monster server

:

when they have a bad day

the-artist-grimm:

My piece from the @cotl-narilamb-zine !

Narinder and Anthea having a little picnic under the Starfall :D

Also I recorded the speedpaint for this!!!

♫Cult of the Lamb OST by River Boy - Praise the Lamb

kyoukorpse:

thingy ✨️

making-friendos:

Furry encounter

robotsandfrippary:

prince-rosalium:

once-a-polecat:

daxdraggon:

daxdraggon:

I think one of the Worst Things about wanting to find period clothing from other cultures, is trying to find fucking casual/work clothes. Like no, I do not want to see all these fancy intricate kimonos, I want to see jinbei, and field work outfits so I don’t put a damn obi on this poor boy so he has a belt to hang his knife from.

ok but i found the best picture ever

look at her she’s so cute and happy i love this photo

source

This image comes from a whole gallery of Taishō era b&w photos, many of them showing everyday work clothes.

The pants she’s wearing are called monpe. I just made a pair yesterday in a day.

You can learn how to make them here, but this video is in Japanese. If you have basic sewing knowledge, you should be able to get it.

There is no pattern, only a cutting guide. 2 meters of fabric is able to do it perfectly with no fabric waste whatsoever.

Perfect for people who always feel like their clothes never fit! If you are concerned about the size, here are the pants on me (5’, 90lbs) and my husband (6'1, don’t know but he looks like fanart of Laios).

if you think you are bigger than my husband, all you have to do is scale the rectangles up so this measurement is ¼ of your waist measurement.

But don’t worry if it isn’t perfect.

You can wear them as regular pants, or over kimono.

I want you to make these pants. Make monpe and experience the joys of adjustable clothing that will stay with you for years. Experience the joy of sewing something you know will fit and be well-made and usable, with no precise measurements besides hemming them to your height. Put on these pants and feel superior because you made something that the store could never give you.

Weight fluctuations? Pregnancy? Really thick kimono? Need to wear a lot of layers? No problem. Monpe will help you. Monpe will always be there for you. You can’t get that at the mall with the rest of the slave labor clothes.

Not historical clothing but utility and construction workers in Japan often wear clothes that follow the same shapes as the peasants clothing. So if you search around for utility clothes you’ll find some really cool shit. I went by a hardware supply store in Japan out in Tochigi-Shi and got a modern sort of monpe style pants that were shot through with metallic purple.

robotsandfrippary:

prince-rosalium:

once-a-polecat:

daxdraggon:

daxdraggon:

I think one of the Worst Things about wanting to find period clothing from other cultures, is trying to find fucking casual/work clothes. Like no, I do not want to see all these fancy intricate kimonos, I want to see jinbei, and field work outfits so I don’t put a damn obi on this poor boy so he has a belt to hang his knife from.

ok but i found the best picture ever

look at her she’s so cute and happy i love this photo

source

This image comes from a whole gallery of Taishō era b&w photos, many of them showing everyday work clothes.

The pants she’s wearing are called monpe. I just made a pair yesterday in a day.

You can learn how to make them here, but this video is in Japanese. If you have basic sewing knowledge, you should be able to get it.

There is no pattern, only a cutting guide. 2 meters of fabric is able to do it perfectly with no fabric waste whatsoever.

Perfect for people who always feel like their clothes never fit! If you are concerned about the size, here are the pants on me (5’, 90lbs) and my husband (6'1, don’t know but he looks like fanart of Laios).

if you think you are bigger than my husband, all you have to do is scale the rectangles up so this measurement is ¼ of your waist measurement.

But don’t worry if it isn’t perfect.

You can wear them as regular pants, or over kimono.

I want you to make these pants. Make monpe and experience the joys of adjustable clothing that will stay with you for years. Experience the joy of sewing something you know will fit and be well-made and usable, with no precise measurements besides hemming them to your height. Put on these pants and feel superior because you made something that the store could never give you.

Weight fluctuations? Pregnancy? Really thick kimono? Need to wear a lot of layers? No problem. Monpe will help you. Monpe will always be there for you. You can’t get that at the mall with the rest of the slave labor clothes.

Not historical clothing but utility and construction workers in Japan often wear clothes that follow the same shapes as the peasants clothing. So if you search around for utility clothes you’ll find some really cool shit. I went by a hardware supply store in Japan out in Tochigi-Shi and got a modern sort of monpe style pants that were shot through with metallic purple.

kosmogrl:

holyknuckled:

lintubintu:

copepods:

copepods:

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there’s a slug on their plant and so you’re like “Oh haha you’ve got a friend there let me get that for you” and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is “would you like this free slug with your purchase”

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

jellynotbees:

Thinking about narinder grabbing lamb’s horns to tip their head back and force them to make eye contact with him

vexheart:

kiioki11:

(late lost lol)

kingiefisher:

Cowboy fleece and Godly blunderbuss 💛

transtistic:

50 narinder questions

1. When did your Narinder aquire the Red Crown? Was he born into the role or did the crown choose him for a particular reason?

2. Why does the red crown find him worthy as a bearer?

3. What did his childhood look like? Did he live with the other crown bearers?

4. Does the Red Crown give him any unique powers such as the power of rot (a la TROD AU)?

5. How did he feel about Shamura pre-exile?

6. How about post exile?

7. Which sibiling was his favorite? Least favorite?

8. What weapon did he use prior to exile?

9. Do you have headcanons about who his witnesses or ‘bosses’ would be pre-exile? If so, who are they?

10. Did Narinder take any lovers before his exile?

11. How did Narinder feel about his priests, witnesses, and followers?

12. Does he have a dedicated meow button?

13. Does your Narinder have any unique features?

14. Is he based on any particular breed of cat such as a puma or a British shorthair?

15. Describe his fur. Is it unkempt? Well-groomed? Curly? Kept short?

16. Is, and I cannot stress this enough, his tail so, so fluffy?

17. How ears is he on a scale of 1-10? (This is not a typo)

18. Was he born with his third eye or did he gain it later from the crown?

19. Any notable scars post-exile other than around his wrists?

20. Did your Narinder have any disabilities prior to his exile?

21. Does he have any new disabilities upon being spared?

22. How does he pass the time in exile?

23. Are the kits, Aym and Baal, really his children?

24. How does he feel towards Aym and Baal? Ambivalent? Caring? Annoyed?

25. Why does he wear the veil? Or does he forgo it entirely?

26. How and when was the prophecy that he would rebel against the others revealed?

27. How did the others react to this prophecy before it happened?

28. Did he feel doomed by the prophecy? Relieved? Offended? Vindicated?

29. What exact rebellious act got him chained in the first place?

30. What are some of the biggest emotions he feels about being chained?

31. Deep down.. does he agree that it was necessary?

32. Does he have any remorse for harming his sibilings? If so, does he ever show it?

33. Does he care that an entire species and culture was ended because of him?

34. What was his first impression of the lamb?

35. When did he realize the lamb might turn against him? Was he blind to it until it happened or did he have a gut feeling long before then?

36. Does/Did he enjoy the lamb’s visits?

37. How does he feel about the lamb after being spared?

38. Does he support or partake in cannibalism?

39. Does he take a lover other than the lamb after being spared? If so, describe them!

40. What is his biggest struggle after being spared? Fitting in with the cult? Seeing the lamb’s face daily? Chronic pain?

41. Does your Nari use any pronouns besides he/him? If so, what ones?

42. Was he born male, female, intersex, or do you have no opinion on his sex?

43. Does he ever wear jewelry or makeup?

44. Has he ever used catnip? If so, what happened?

45. Is identity kept a secret from the cult? If so, do any of the followers recognize who he really is?

46. Describe his personality.

47. Is he shy about any topics? Does he enjoy talking about anything in particular?

48. Does he ever rethink the concept of sacrificing followers now that he is one?

49. Is his favorite food anything other than fish? If so, what is it?

50. Free headcanon space!

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laserbobcat:

Leshy and self sabotage. They’re in “It normal to casually lay on each other” territory but he has to fuck it up.

I’m trying to slowly draw them more accurate to what I have in mind without sacrificing drawing speed, especially size. I always take some time to adjust to drawing new characters.

sugrwatermelon:

new obsession here!

shimmeringembers:

Sluggie

theshitpostcalligrapher:

ottermatopoeia:

:

sacred-portal:

teaboot:

triumphantbass:

teaboot:

teaboot:

Okay so I’m a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I’m pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn’t stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I’m telling the guy, you know, as he’s running away, that nobody’s gonna touch him, we don’t do that here, I don’t have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this ‘go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE “aight guess I’ll go fuck myself then, cheerio” AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE “Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy” AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like “Yeah we’re gonna need to send footage to police”

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

THE LITERAL FUCKING PROCESS

The Panic Dance - Ghost Trick (2010)

FUCK

atrxs:

Scythe time