April 2025

were–ralph:

i dont think shirtless men and furries can fix this one folks

queercodedangel:

“How do drag, butch, femme, transgender, transsexual persons enter into the political field? They make us not only question what is real, and what ‘must’ be, but they also show us how the norms that govern contemporary notions of reality can be questioned and how new modes of reality can become instituted. These practices of instituting new modes of reality take place in part through the scene of embodiment, where the body is not understood as a static and accomplished fact, but as an aging process, a mode of becoming that, in becoming otherwise, exceeds the norm, reworks the norm, and makes us see how realities to which we thought we were confined are not written in stone.”

- Judith Butler, Undoing Gender

shencomix:

Narration: "My friends sometimes ask:" / A happy yellow-colored guy asking, "How are you?"ALT
Narration: "And I say:" / A blue guy in a yellow mask says "I'm good!" / Narration: "But that's a lie."ALT
Narration: "There a lot I'm holding in. The truth is, I'm not good." The masked guy is in the foreground, looking down, as the other guy walks away whistling to himself in the background.ALT
He takes off the mask revealing a sinister, sharp toothed grinning face. Narration: "I'm evil."ALT

whiskeydickclaws:

fine-ass-fatshion:

This is not like a fully completed thought but yk

So I’ve done my first aid + CPR a few times. And every single time I try and bring up scenarios for fat folks

Specifically like ‘what if someone is too large for me to wrap my arms around then to do the heimleich’

And its incredibly rare I get a decent answer.

How absolutely insane is it that me, as a fat person, is asking how to have MY life saved or to save ANOTHER life, is an impossible feat if someone is fat.

Most of the time they tell me to 'just try anyways uwu’

There has got to be a better option.

From a first aid and CPR trainer, who is also fat.

The heimleich is scientifically as effective as slapping someone VERY hard on the back. The only reason it’s so well taught is the man that invented it did a lot of great PR for himself. It’s also a bit easier for smaller framed people to get the necessary force in, because people are often extremely scared to hurt people, even in life threatening situations.

With larger bodied people, whether they be fat, tall, muscular, etc. If you cannot get your arms around them, literally just slap the shit out of their shoulders. You want hard, open palmed slaps right in the center of the shoulders or slightly below.

If they are too tall for you to reach that high, guide them to lean over the back of a chair, and then slap slap slap slap slap.

It’s been proven to be just as effective through many studies. It just doesn’t have a trademarked name and a dramatic effect in film.

If you have to do CPR on a larger bodied person, again, fat, body builder, tall and broad, whoever, the trick to finding where you want to put your hands if going to be to take your hand and shove it in their armpit. No seriously. Put your hand in their armpit, then drag it in a straight line towards yourself until you’re in the center of the chest, then put your other hand beneath that one. This is where you push. Then you are going to move the arm closest to you out of the way so you can get closer to them, and get the leverage you need to press down for compressions. The more of your body weight that is over your hands, the better the compression will be. Act like you are trying desperately to pack the last of your clothes in a suitcase, and just slam down hard on their chest.

They will make *horrible* noises. You might even break ribs.

But a broken rib is better than being dead.

One day, perhaps, other CPR and First Aid instructors will actually know and teach this shit. But the medical field is filled with people who don’t know, don’t care, or just outright hate fat people. So while this information won’t fix your complaint, I do hope it helps someone out there with saving their loved ones, should it ever be needed.

mistranslatingpostsintogerman:

memorycycle:

if tumblr lives you can find me on tumblr

🕊️ erinnerungskreislauf

sollte Bechrglas leben, werde ich es huckepack reiten

bamsara:

some very rough story planning comics I made a while ago

Keep reading

crankydevon:

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

chicken jockey being the last possible 4chan post is fucking hilarious but there’s so many amounts of comedic irony to it.

it’s like a tyrant dying from falling over a medium sized brick wall. humiliating end.

chicken jockey is just, a bad omen at this point

but in this case, it’s a blessing in disguise.

for those that don’t know.

so among other things, this is why AO3 does not collect real names or IPs. If you use your .edu email, that’s your decision.

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

Hey. Take my hand. I feel like if 4chan can afford to keep running since 2009 despite having an unmarketable shitty userbase then whatever may happen to tumblr will not be our fault.

Okay so 4chan just died

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

Hey. Take my hand. I feel like if 4chan can afford to keep running since 2009 despite having an unmarketable shitty userbase then whatever may happen to tumblr will not be our fault.

Okay so 4chan just died

doggosource:

chiwwydawgdraws:

Poor communication win (or loss…)

boasamishipper:

unpopular opinion but i think a ship that’s not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that’s canon and boring

bamsara:

i think he’s gotta crush on them or smth idk you didnt hear it from me (happy valentine’s day)

alexthecultleader:

i think that narinder has ugliest and the loudest meow in the world its not a joke he became a fat stupid spoiled cat once he married lambert

lopaaaah:

donutfloats:

Shamura!!! Might be finally happy with their design

In my au when Shamura gets their head injury, they lose their middle eye due to the how far the crack goes. It’s supposed to symbolise losing Nari (five becomes four) and sort of “Losing Sight of What was Important”

So jalala and rinor are you two…you know…







Yuri?

redcrowncafe:

Yes.

Nah they’re happily married and own a shop

I want to pet Narinder so damn much. If not, then I would like to groom Lamb’s wool to make it nice.

:

Me too…

beautysnake:

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fragranticareviewers:

:

I like to think it was the Crown who had first introduced the idea of reversing death to Narinder.

Can you draw maid red crown please with cherry on top?🥺🙏🙏

donutfloats:

Red Crown ain’t got no clue what’s going on

jellynotbees:

the-one-who-lambs:

Ship Narinder to the Bermuda triangle

yes

no

See Results

The people have spoken

openingadoor:

i love this website i Hope we all Make It

fournicator:

crown theif

kyoukorpse:

finished this wip from november. wanted to use it to answer an ask but i like how it came out so its getting its own post too. 🐈‍⬛💕

ane-doodles:

:)


Credit 1 / Credit 2

pointyfruit:

Oh noo its hot out and the wind is blowing his shawl uuup nooo. Look awaayyy.

laserbobcat:

laserbobcat:

Working on something funny

I got carried away, here’s some magical accident baby Narinder.
I love the magical accident turned to a baby trope, a nice reason to draw temporary babies and make them the other characters problem, like this:


I imagine Baby Lamb being a nightmare, always active, always yelling, always demanding to be carried and getting attention, always grabbing things he’s not supposed to, constantly babbling loudly, wakes you up 20 times per night.
Baby Narinder is a sweet smiling Angel who’s rarely crying and laughs a lot. His little claws can be tricky tho.

raioboy:

jyllhedgehog367:

Baal ☀️🤍🤍

socialistexan:

Let’s connect some dots here

We aren’t even in boiling the frog territory any more, we’re in a flash frier.

Like I hate sounding like a fucking tinfoil hat nutjob, but it’s clear as day, right? He’s saying exactly what he wants to do. And no one is doing anything about it. They’re just saying “hey that’s illegal!” and then letting it happen anyway.

demilypyro:

Attention-Seeking - Alright. This is our chance to write the perfect post about this piece of media. A post that will have everyone saying how smart we are for understanding stuff.

Self-Acceptance [Easy: Failure] - Doesn’t that seem like a bad reason to write something?

Attention-Seeking [Medium: Success] - No.

Reading Comprehension [Trivial: Success] - The robots in the story are probably a metaphor for minority groups. They basically always are.

White Guilt - Yeah that checks out.

Class Consciousness [Medium: Success] - Or really just anyone who’s economically disadvantaged.

Random Esoteric Knowledge [Easy: Success] - There’s also some obvious allusions to the myth of the Golem, and some parallels to Pinocchio.

Joie de Vivre [Easy: Success] - We NEED girlcock.

Attention-Seeking: If we post good enough we’ll get girlcock.

homunculus-argument:

proficient in using ranged and deranged weapons

ayeforscotland:

Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.

theforesteldritch:

theforesteldritch:

parttimepunner:

Pour one out for a real one.

Reading up on him, he was a pretty cool guy. He was one of the first people to stand up to John Money about his theories of gender development and position that intersex infants should receive surgery and never be told about it using his abuse of David Reimer as ‘proof’, asserting that Money didn’t have the evidence and standing his ground even when Money straight up started screaming at him. And then later he was proven right when he got into contact with David Reimer, not only discovering proof that Money was wrong but also how abusive and horrific Money had been. He then went on to write advocating for intersex and trans rights and to avoid unnecessary procedures on intersex people without full informed consent and that intersex people are part of natural human variation and that we deserve acceptance and not to be treated like a disorder.

A quote I really like from him: ‘Nature loves diversity, society hates it’

multimousenette:

yekoc:

it’s time for top/bottom discourse to end. the only thing i want to hear about is which one is the sex crier.

strawberry-crocodile:

strawberry-crocodile:

strawberry-crocodile:

me whenever I see posts about how canon is shit and can be discarded

re: everyone stomping their feet and loudly whining in the notes

the number of people reacting to this post like i broke into their house, shot their dog, and deleted their Ao3 account is fascinating literally all im saying is “eh i dont like when people replace canon with the same half dozen cliches”

anaalnathrakhs:

translatingpostsintoitalian:

translatingpoststogerman:

docdufresne:

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like “i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin” which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

docdufresne

Hatte letzte nacht einen traum dass ich ein ritter war und dieser größere furchteinflößendere ritter hatte mich am boden und direkt bevor er sein schwert auf meinen hals geschwungen hat hat er etwas gesagt wie “ich trauere um den verlust des lebens für den baum der dein sarg werden wird” was mich nicht so hätte anmachen sollen wie es das tat aber leider

Ieri notte ho sognato che ero un cavaliere e quest'altro cavaliere più grosso e pauroso mi aveva messo a terra e appena prima di colpirmi al collo con la spada diceva qualcosa tipo “sono in lutto per la scomparsa dell'albero che diventerà la tua bara” il che non mi avrebbe dovuto eccitare come ha fatto ma ahimè

Fait un rêve la nuit dernière que j'étais un chevalier et y'avait un chevalier plus grand et plus effrayant m'avait mis à terre et juste avant de frapper de son épée mon cou il a dit qqch genre “je porte le deuil de l'arbre qui deviendra ton cercueil” ce qui aurait pas dû m'exciter comme ça m'a excité mais hélas

furryprovocateur:

i’m not invested in “harry potter was never good” conversations because it doesn’t matter if it’s good or not. quality does not positively correlate with socio-political praxis. it could be a really good piece of art, but if it’s still supporting a vocal proponent of transmisogyny and transphobia, i don’t give a shit. harry potter good or bad, who cares, its success is unambiguiously providing financial and social capital for a morally despicable person.

tamamita:

tamamita:

tamamita:

tamamita:

Neat! What did he do

lol

LOL

Oh, so the “Father of the Jewish settlements” and also the founder of the Tel Aviv colony was a Nazi!

txttletale:

tumblr will never be the next pdf at this rate

txttletale:

the kamala harris campaign was so bad it’s crazy. like setting aside all my loonie leftie purity testing positions like “genocide is bad” for a second, even setting aside the fact that biden hideously sabotaged it by demanding the campaign not do anything that might make him look bad like, say, ‘promise any differences at all from his unpopular administration’ – the pivot to immigration hawkishness was unbelievably stupid. trump is the ultimate issue owner on immigration, you are never, ever, going to convince someone whose main worry is about Evil Illegal Immigrants Taking Jobs and Doing Crime, to vote for you over donald trump on that basis. kamala harris could have filmed herself executing undocumented children with a shotgun and it would not have moved the needle on this, so all that these ads achieved was affirming for such voters that The Border was the Big Issue of this election and so that they should vote for the Border Wall Guy.

& again i am saying this from the point of view of my electoral politicsona, this is all, yknow, fairly within the purview of uncontroversial liberal polsci shit. Legendarily bad campaign, in any sensible world these people would never be allowed to touch electoral politics again. let alone what would happen to them in any Just world

normaltemperature:

sleepnoises:

sugarsprinkles:

sugarsprinkles:

Honestly really embarrassing for you guys. You need to sort this stuff out with each other

you are part of the problem.

reuniting key with map like long lost lovers meeting eyes across a crowded room (link 2 wikipedia page for screenreaders)

the first image in this post is a map of the USA color coded to indicate repetitive birds

this is a key to the map clarifying what color corresponds to what bird. i started listing states but accidentally deleted them so will link wikipedia above 

bird quantities:
Northern cardinal - 7
Western meadowlark - 6
Northern mockingbird - 5
Wild turkey - 4
American robin - 3
Bobwhite quail - 3
American goldfinch - 3
Chickadee - 2
Chicken - 2
Eastern bluebird - 2
Mountain bluebird - 2
Wood duck - 2ALT

team fortress 2

heritageposts:

theoncelerscorner:

owl-ler:

hevdra:

Left to right: wolf!greedler, Swonler, Spider-ler, Creep-ler, One-ler, Swag-ler, Gentleman!Onceler, Pimp!Greedler, Inkblood!Oneler, Nightmare!Onceler and Mechanical!Greedler

baaderrrpp

this is so perfect omg

This is going on BOTH of my blogs, lol

date of origin: 29th of july, 2012.

aflo:

jethroq:

bignutconnoisseur:

You can tell that Laios has an accent. His letters are more squishy and soft and Marcille’s are more angular. He pronounces a ㅁ like it’s an ㅇ.

LIL B?

let’s all click on the source of the gif!

derinthescarletpescatarian:

teaboot:

teaboot:

We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

Like that story isn’t about an ugly duckling that grew up sexy, it’s a fucking swan was judged as a duck and hated itself as a duck until it found out it wasn’t a duck and stopped trying to be a duck.

The actual ducks in the neighborhood were probably still looking around at perfectly normal swans like “damn, look at those busted ass ducks”

This is pretty important, actually. The good ending is finding the other swans, not tearing yourself to pieces trying to impress the ducks.

wagahai-da:

so cool that the US has had a concentration camp running for 23 years that was promised to be shut down 17 years ago and has never been shut down despite repeated promises, and is now being expanded to enable human trafficking by ICE

and because everybody in this putrescent country is an absolute shit idiot with no historical awareness or even present awareness, they call it and the concentration camps in el salvador “gulags”

effemimaniac:

wip:

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