April 2025

jupiter-on-the-compupiter:

pokemonheritageposts:

darkohexar:

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

And my all-time favorite:

Pokemon Heritage Post

WAIT I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW

I collect fake pokemon cards, badly translated to Spanish… I have this excadrill card with the attack “straight slash”. Well. That’s the original name anyways.

In my card, however,

shadowing-k1ng:

greenpyrowolf:

I AM LOSING MY SHIT

You go man

curiousobsession101:

drawing-cookie:

drawing-cookie:

kid-crashed:

drawing-cookie:

Update my cousin’s roommates have found out

drawing-cookie:

Walk into my class professor is gonna be like Hey cookie what’s you’re top 3 works you’re proud of this week and Imma be like WELL

drawing-cookie:

drawing-cookie:

drawing-cookie:

Do y'all wanna see a commission my cousin had me draw…

I got paid to draw this

What’s the context tho……

That is some DEDICATION

You GO

That was one hell of a trip

watchpoob:

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sh12pen-bookfan:

owa-tagoo-siam:

literaryreference:

my father just found out about the murderbot casting and sent me like a dozen angry texts about it back to back, and his take is that for thematic reasons murderbot needs to not be a white man because it is constantly misjudged based on its appearance and assumed to have no real inner life or personhood, which is (1) very insightful, (2) not actually a take i have seen elsewhere in The Discourse so far (though i have not gone out of my way to look for The Discourse tbf), and (3) not remotely what i expected a not-very-online 60something cishet white guy not ordinarily given to literary analysis to say about it??? really caught me off-guard and now i’m also annoyed i didn’t think of it. like, i, the litcrit queer am over here going “idk i just think it’s the least interesting choice you could make” and he’s thinking about the subtextual resonances and/or ways of communicating the marginalized status of a secunit to the audience on a visceral level. goddammit.

iapislazuli:

iapislazuli:

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

lilybug-02:

The new villain from the latest Ava episode, really needs more sympathy, PLEASE. He’s just a baby boy.

Also the name “Greenscreen” coined by some stranger on Reddit is what I’m calling this creature. It’s too good a name.

lilybug-02:

lilybug-02:

stfu I am having a wonderful epiphany about how shaped stick figures are. I gave them faces. and made one buff

I made more creatures. I forgot how fun character shapes are. I hope they blow up Alan’s PC together <3

thatonefishfriend:

faces and TCO

original meme under the cut <3:

Keep reading

lilybug-02:

meeep-morp:

lilybug-02:

I’m gonna THEORY CRAFT for a second about Animator vs Animation 11. Because there’s something SUPER WEIRD I’ve noticed about the way camera shots are orchestrated in recent animations. Specifically about -

THE LAPTOP SCREEN.

And even more specifically what Alan (and the real world) may look like to the stickmen.

We’ve known for a while now that 3D space was possible outside of the Laptop since AvA 7 (March 11, 2019).

But the camera angle on the Laptop has always been in 2D space until very recently!

Keep reading

Interesting points to add:

I like to think that the one wall in the stickfight house works more like a one-way mirror, where it acts like a window from the outside, but looks completely solid from the inside. It’s shown in AvA 4, when TSC was introduced, that he can also see through this wall from the outside, just like we can, because he watched them fight for a bit…

And he even tried hitting the wall to get their attention!

But the fact that the others didn’t react at all shows that they likely only saw a solid wall, and not a window. I don’t know if there’s been any evidence of the other sticks being able (or unable) to see through the wall from the outside, but my personal theory is that they likely can.

Another interesting thing to note…

Not only does that one actual short show how all the sticks can see Alan through the screen, but Green actually undoubtedly confirms this during his influencer arc! He made a couple posts in the community tab, and one of them was a Q&A post, where he was answering questions in the comments

One person asked him if he could see outside the computer, and the answer was yes, he could!!

Also, another tidbit of interesting stick lore I came across in there…

(Wdym, “it’s not pleasant”, Green? Personally, I think it’s either a lonely void, or (the one I think is more likely) it’s just a blip to them, because they literally just stop existing for a bit, but they may get reset back to the stickfight page, which would make it almost feel like teleporting. Imagine how disorienting it’d be to go through that, man. Like you’re off doing your own thing, minding your business, working on a fun project… then you blink, and suddenly you’re back in bed. Not only that, but your progress might not’ve been saved either. That’d be pretty unpleasant to me ngl)

Anygay, yeah!! Overall, this is definitely very interesting!! I also think it’d be very cool to eventually see the outside world from inside the screen. Imagine one day, Victim comes back to Alan’s computer, and we see him look up a little as he exits the portal…

Then the camera pans around behind him to reveal Alan looking back.

Ooo!! Maybe it’s even a parallel moment, with the angle and composition referencing TCO’s return!! That would be sick!

i know this is months old now. But i want to reblog with more people’s theories because AVA needs more conspiracy theories, OKAY.

It’s such a unique piece of media that does not have any spoken dialogue, but is easy enough to understand even in complex moments. And the background art has so much world building.

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐈 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐦 𝐀𝐯𝐀 𝟏𝟏:

A) I seriously think there’s something hella fishy about the stick figures from the city not knowing that they are created by humans. And not knowing that much about their world to begin with.

They have the internet, but it’s unknown if they have “human internet” (i.e. videos with humans in them). And if the stick figures do know Humans exist, why hasn’t the society put two and two together about Humans being their CREATORS.

B) I wanted to quickly mention the wacky way in which Victim BASICALLY CREATED the STICK UNIVERSE and How it works in modern day too.

LIKE-

First, Victim is barreling towards this black grid sphere, where all the stick figures are showing up. And then he pierces it’s outer shell with his rocket.

After he punctures the sphere, this HUGE explosion of green “creationist” energy expands outward.

Not only that, but hundreds of tunnels are created that connect to the Newgrounds bubble (which was likely the tunnel Agent escaped through after Mitsi died), and all types of Websites and people’s computers, more specifically Alan’s Computer.

And this green light completely brings color to the Black globe(or simi-sphere). Giving it an Earth-like appearance.

Why does this happen????? IDK. But i think it’s probably forshadowing?? Feel free to add onto this. This is fun.

approximately-32-leafcutter-ants:

strangestcase:

bugs need their own Tumblr i think

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🐝​ sillywasp Follow

This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸​🌼​🌷 yum!

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Update: there are no flowers 😭​ I feel so robbed

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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️​

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🦗​ crashopper Follow

HELP NEEDED

my wife is mad at me :(

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Damn that’s crazy. Have you tried talking to her.

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Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you’re qualified to give love advice

🕷️ tinymeal Follow

Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we’re fine

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Then why is your blog full of vore

🕷️ tinymeal Follow

Can’t a man have a fetish

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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖​💓​💖​💓​💖​💓​

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:3c

🐜​ cottagecore-gate Follow

dont you FUCKIGN dare

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*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk… such a fool… *into the intercom* attack, mine simps

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Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier

🦂​ pseudoabdomen Follow

why do you know so much about ants

🦋​ bread-and-butter-fly Follow

I tricked ants into raising me

🦟 bzz-bzz Follow

Isnt that a little exploitative?

🪳 thecrawlerrrrrr Follow

Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters

🦟 bzz-bzz Follow

Youre a termite of course youd say that

🪳 thecrawlerrrrrr Follow

That’s so fucking racist???

🐛 fluffyfellow Follow

lmao .You are both racist 🙄​

🦂​ pseudoabdomen Follow

IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???

🦋​ bread-and-butter-fly Follow

Relax it’s my little brother. who’s currently tricking ants into raising him

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​ What have you MANIACS done to my post

do you think you could get in trouble at work if you stole 3 tons of leaves? asking for a friend

petzah394-deactivated20250503:

random comic I made of a bad joke I thought of

bonniecupcake:

Happy Easter! 🎀🐇🎀

soup-mother:

soup-mother:

posts about fatphobia and societal valuation of being skinny don’t actually need your comment about your metabolism. you don’t need to add that. it’s not necessary. no one needs that. there is no requirement for it being there. that is an unsolicited comment. am i making myself clear enough that no one fucking cares?

it’s like this crazy guilt complex about being skinny of all things that makes people basically brag but in a way that convinces them that they’d totally be ok with being fat if they could they’re just magically blessed cursed with being socially desirable and everyone needs to know (but like it’s definitely not derailing the post to make it about skinny people who feel kinda bad about it)

dreamingofbabylon:

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

charl0ttan:

*learns something new about our beautiful world* i have to become a submissive carpenter beegirl immediately

mercifulangel:

fangirlsaywhaat:

aliceinchains:

You guys know italy has a south, right? You can be from south italy.

do you think people are reblogging this because they don’t believe in southern italy

mercifulangel:

fangirlsaywhaat:

aliceinchains:

You guys know italy has a south, right? You can be from south italy.

do you think people are reblogging this because they don’t believe in southern italy

chillyfeetsteak:

chillyfeetsteak:

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it’s been there for years and they never “stock” it so it’s just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn’t fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

HUGE NEWS HUGE UPDATE


squirrel REAPPEARED today… NOW PAINTED

strayknight:

uspspspsps:

strayknight:

strayknight:

having pet stick bugs is fun because every so often i will hear the distinct sound of several stick bug falling and ill go to check on them and find them all in a pile on the ground of their enclosure and i have to figure out if theyve just decided that its floor time now or if they kept mistaking each other for actual sticks again and bundled together the ceiling until gravity got the best of them.

yeah they love forming a faggot together its like their favourite thing to do

please show us bugfaggot op please

they have plenty of plants and sticks to climb and play with they just keep doing this

bifemmequeen:

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beggars-opera:

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This is the same guy that posted that group selfie titled „yes, these are both my hands“

THIS GUY (from his insta story)

I like how this is phrased as if Hozier is some rando

querulousglare:

babyanimalgifs:

Lmao 😂

“Surely the kitten doesn’t really say ‘meep.’”

“…”

“I stand corrected.”

leviathan-supersystem:

heritageposts:

leviathan-supersystem:

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.

happy 10 year anniversary!

noorah666:

flufflesamy:

Me and my black ass trying not to get shot in my vulnerable zones.

talesfromtreatment:

a-bats-reblog:

nitewrighter:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

talesfromtreatment:

Not your typical coat color in a cat

I think it’s probably actually an orange kitten with a very ‘sooty’ cast to it.

Better lighting and he looks even weirder. What even is this color, sir?

… this is now stuck in my head on repeat, so it wins

*holds up a paint sampler next to the cat* He’s between Indian River and Smokey Taupe.

@whatcoloristhatcat

Grownge is grownge, clearly!

But also, by general consensus, he’s a silver lilac or a smoke lilac.

tyazz:

Humans lowkey don’t have enough climbing enrichment at home

thememedaddy:

whatcoloristhatcat:

girlwyrm:

A pop tab can of kitten milk replacer. there is a fluffy white kitten with large, unthinking blue eyes on the front of it

smoking cigarettes and drinking a six pack of these in the alley behind the pets store

dilute seal (blue) point

taken-for-pomegranted:

momo-de-avis:

I am obsessed with this botched restoration of a 19th century statue of saint anthony

Look at how yassified he is

St Cunthony of Servington

Weird Catalan insults by dailycatalan

Afaitapagesos: farmer-shaver. Scammer.

Llepafils: thread-licker. Picky person.

Poll ressuscitat: resurrected louse. New money, someone who recently became rich and is pretentious.

Cagadubtes: doubt-pooper, indecisive person.

Aixafaguitares: guitar-crusher. Party pooper.

Fill del veí de dalt: son of the upstairs neighbour. Euphemism for son of a b****.

Abraçafanals: streetlight-hugger. Flatterer.

useless-catalanfacts:

depressed-pheldritch-horror:

stabbed-monster:

useless-catalanfacts:

Some weird insults in the Catalan language, from the Instagram account dailycatalan.

May I add pixavins (wine pisser) and tros de soca (piece of stump)

may i (also) add pixaPINS (pine pisser), tap de bassa (pond plug) and esvirgagallines (taker of hens’s virginities)

Excellent ones too. Pixapins (pine tree pisser) means someone from the city (usually Barcelona) who goes to the countryside on field trips and such. And tap de bassa (pond plug) means a very short person.

neonhumbuzz:

Endling

maraudingcaptain:

hollowboobtheory:

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

OP you just can’t leave out this golden comment


toskarin:

toskarin:

lots of really funny little ways that companies try to reduce the liability of an emoji being synonymous with death threats, but my favourite attempt on a conceptual level has been google putting magical sparkles on the dagger

they got scared in 2018 and have been slowly adjusting since

cadaverousdecay:

cadaverousdecay:

was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”

is it so over for me

so called free thinkers when i have it on book

cadaverousdecay:

cadaverousdecay:

was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”

is it so over for me

so called free thinkers when i have it on book

cadaverousdecay:

cadaverousdecay:

was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”

is it so over for me

so called free thinkers when i have it on book

cadaverousdecay:

cadaverousdecay:

was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”

is it so over for me

so called free thinkers when i have it on book

cadaverousdecay:

cadaverousdecay:

was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”

is it so over for me

so called free thinkers when i have it on book

iamineskew:

51don:

I hate texting. Come live with me.

@elogaming

mossfeathers:

radioactive-yuri:

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

@loafofryebread

thehappysmiler:

I must get my pussy up as well as my money

regularqueer:

virtualboy96:

Snakes

This is how Tumblr’s search function works

wasteland-squog-baby:

serious-tabaxi:

televisionenjoyer:

“if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky” “if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram” if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It’s over. I’m free.

if tumblr dies and you need me, you must find me

If tumblr dies and you need me, slay the beast who wears skulls as ones face.

satan-offical:

Me: can I have a turn on the hedge now?

Hedgehog: no

the-sharkifier:

snailifier:

danniwithaneye:

snailifier:

danniwithaneye:

rosees3ray:

reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

Oh to have more friends to talk to 😔

you snook away my sneebsnog 🐌😔

IM SO SORRYYYYYYYYY

🐌✨ get snailed. 🐌✨

IM SNO SNORRYYYYYYYYY

🦈✨ get sharked. 🦈✨

IM SHO SHORRYYYYYYYYY

yourlocal-charlatan:

went to an arcade today and used some of the built up credit to get a ‘lucky dip’ bag because i thought it would be fun to give to some younger family members over the holidays. so i ask for one and the kid at the desk says “sure. do you want a boy one or a girl one?” and babe i’m usually polite about this but i’d dyked myself up to the max today and had apparently forgotten my mental filter at home so i instinctively burst out “THEY’RE GENDERED?” in the middle of a very busy arcade and the guy starts laughing so hard he has to pull out his inhaler

yourlocal-charlatan:

went to an arcade today and used some of the built up credit to get a ‘lucky dip’ bag because i thought it would be fun to give to some younger family members over the holidays. so i ask for one and the kid at the desk says “sure. do you want a boy one or a girl one?” and babe i’m usually polite about this but i’d dyked myself up to the max today and had apparently forgotten my mental filter at home so i instinctively burst out “THEY’RE GENDERED?” in the middle of a very busy arcade and the guy starts laughing so hard he has to pull out his inhaler

estrogenblast:

This is so fucking funny

niceinchnails:

guy who posts abt his ocs like they are a very popular character that everyone has common knowledge about