April 2025

naamahdarling:

thatmadscientistbitch:

gacougnol:

Steve McCurry

Cammino di Francesco – Rieti, Italy

I’m sorry but this photo got me emotional - this moment could have been from any time in the last 500 or more years and not a thing about the composition would have changed. Certainly, for hundreds of years, monks have worked in these gardens and stopped to pet animals in need of scritches. A monk 300 years ago dressed in this same style in these same gardens probably stopped to pet the ancestor of that cat. The only difference between now and then is that this time there was a camera. If you went to any monastery or temple in the world you could find similar scenes playing out.

People stop to pet cats and it has me emotional.

This should be a statue. We need more statues showing kindness and companionship to cats.

swordwizard:

OK I PULL UP

important-animal-images:

generaln0m:

arbellas-bakery:

generaln0m:

paper-mario-wiki:

arbellas-bakery:

I was tasked with a job

THIS IS A MIMIC PRETENDING TO BE A TUMBLR POST

I’D RECOGNIZE THE TOP 5 ROWS OF PIXELS OF THE IFUNNY.CO WATERMARK ANYWHERE.

if you’re going to do it, do it right.

Better?

tacoma-narrows:

tacoma-narrows:

Also honestly I feel like I’ve been on a really good run with my art over the last month and a half or so. Since around Valentines Day almost all of the pieces I’ve made I’ve been really happy with in one way or another

Here’s a selection of pieces I’m rlly happy with from over the last two months or so bc I’m feeling good abt my art at the moment :3

hungwy:

firefox is just such a standard browser for anyone remotely interested in computers that remembering basically every normal person uses google chrome feels like a kick in the head

puppiesdoglover:

Puppies science fact: There is a puppies on the planet earth

evilwizard:

terri-theslime13:

evilwizard:

krakoansam:

evilwizard:

meow-minola:

evilwizard:

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

Will they do my dishes?

they will Slay your dishes

What about the laundry?

they will Slay your laundry

what about the minotaur harassing my cows

they will Have Sex with the minotaur

0v9:

alarmist-nonsense:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

this is what upstairs neighbors have

0v9:

alarmist-nonsense:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

this is what upstairs neighbors have

0v9:

alarmist-nonsense:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

this is what upstairs neighbors have

0v9:

alarmist-nonsense:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

this is what upstairs neighbors have

bargarean:

bargarean:

reblog my post boy

bonesbeetle:

powdermelonkeg:

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

Image ID: A red Tumblr error reading as follows: "That's an impressively big image. Unfortunately, Tumblr can only handle 20MB JPEGs or PNGs and 10MB GIFs. Image too big: Mangos_-_single_and_halved.jpg" End IDALT

It’s the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

Image ID: A screenshot of the Wikipedia image of a pair of mangos, from Google. In the corner are the dimensions of the image: 8256 x 5504. End IDALT

What

Image ID: A closeup screenshot of an image's dimensions: 8256 x 5504. End IDALT

Huh???

can see the pores on that thang

bonesbeetle:

powdermelonkeg:

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

Image ID: A red Tumblr error reading as follows: "That's an impressively big image. Unfortunately, Tumblr can only handle 20MB JPEGs or PNGs and 10MB GIFs. Image too big: Mangos_-_single_and_halved.jpg" End IDALT

It’s the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

Image ID: A screenshot of the Wikipedia image of a pair of mangos, from Google. In the corner are the dimensions of the image: 8256 x 5504. End IDALT

What

Image ID: A closeup screenshot of an image's dimensions: 8256 x 5504. End IDALT

Huh???

can see the pores on that thang

crabussy:

let’s form structures with mamas

tatzelwurming:

homo-neandertalensis:

tatzelwurming:

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

Was made to groove

my man

6qubed:

cheddar-baby:

just kicked this dude so hard his worms came out

killhitleragain:

fedora-official:

fedora-official:

fedora-official:

fedora-official:

fedora-official:

gonna trans my linux username and see how it goes

it’s fine actually. don’t forget to make a symlink after you change your home directory in case something uses an absolute path and you’re good. also for some reason KDE forgot all my saved networks but that’s fine

wow lmao DO NOT find and replace “/home/deadname/” to “/home/name/” with sed automatically on your entire home directory.

“but i don’t care i have a symlink” no.

KDE is fucked. can’t open a file explorer anymore. Firefox is behaving very strangely.

i’m gonna have to reinstall my OS 🥳

#you could have created a new user and put your old stuff in a shared folder #but alas

I need to break my system for clout and to have an excuse to install Linux again

oh we are SO back

chibanova:

sepiamestus:

sepiamestus:

I always forget that Butch is like. A real actual name that people have. Come look at my beautiful children femme and twink

m;y god

Never forget him

kaleidescopebite:

aceattorneyheritageposts:

m0nsterwife:

biandanxious18:

shrewdbunny-art:

tmoblrina:

clowniconography:

clowniconography:

aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn’t so bad actually..

hey guys. whats happening on my post

[Image description: There are five images, all screenshots of tags and replies on this post. The first is tags in all caps that read, “prev tags?! are you okay?”
The second image is the prev tags mentioned, and reads, “me watching two hours worth of cars 3 interviews with brian fee so i can find a concrete source for lightning mcqueens age. btw on that note there’s canonically a 20 year age gap between mcqueen and mater. in the first movie mcqueen is 29 and mater is 49. stan materfred its less problematic.”
The third image is tags in response to the previous image that read, “prev what. what. mater is. 49?? he’s what?? he. was older than my dad when i first watched the movie? what??”
The fourth image is tags in response again, and it reads, “prev in the credits of cars 2 we see maters passport including his DOB. his birthday is the same as john lasseters. 12 jan 1957. as i write this in 2022 john lasseter is 65. thus. mater is a gilf.”
The fifth image is a reply that reads, “mater is a gilf.” End description]

[Image ID: It is a wojak meme, showing a man, who has the Wojak face, standing in the corner of a party, while smiling couples dance around him. Above the Couples’ heads text reads, “Mater’s 49????” And “Gilf Mater.” Above the Wojak man’s head, Text reads, “They don’t know Materfred is the ship name for Mater and Manfred Von Karma” END ID]

[Image ID: A screenshot of a google search of “Manfred Von Karma”, showing he’s a white haired kinda “has fun being evil” looking man, the first result being his Ace Attorney wiki page. Hes a prosecutor. END ID]

what.

Ace Attorney Heritage Post

your what

ghost-teapiika:

vagante-do-abismo:

Liking character is fun until you think about them and you just have to stare at nothing for a few minutes because of how tragic

And mauybe you are almost crying but you are having fun

^ having the time of their life obsessing over The character^tm

zanmor:

importantandunavoidable:

microsoft hit this guy with the mind control ray in the middle of writing this comment

[image description: A reddit post that reads: I can’t possibly begin to fathom the ignorance that these people who “don’t see the connection”. There are clear antismeitic undertones when it comes to the design of villagers. They all have big noses that look like the typical Jewish caricature, they all are depicted as money hungry traders (their eyes are literally the same color as the money that they fiend for), they have golems that protect their villages which is a clear reference to Jewish folklore of rabbis who would create golems to protect their communities. All of these things I could see as just being a funny nod to Jewish folklore, but there is one thing that clearly sets the intention to harmful rather than funny. The fact they they are clearly viewed as a whole other separate creature that is beneath the player. They are viewed as sub-human and primitive. Notch is a known racist and anti-semite so I’m not really surprised. Since he gave up ownership though, villagers have become a staple of our childhoods and aren’t harmful at all. They are an iconic part of Minecraft and the fact that we can derive so much joy and togetherness from playing this incredibly wholesome game together goes to show that we as a community have left behind notch’s hateful views and created a beautiful community in spite of it. I think villagers shouldn’t be changed becausethat’s letting notch win. The fact that we as a community enjoy the game and treat villagers as a fun quirk of the game is proof of our victory over these hateful ideas. Keep having fun everyone. end description]

zanmor:

importantandunavoidable:

microsoft hit this guy with the mind control ray in the middle of writing this comment

[image description: A reddit post that reads: I can’t possibly begin to fathom the ignorance that these people who “don’t see the connection”. There are clear antismeitic undertones when it comes to the design of villagers. They all have big noses that look like the typical Jewish caricature, they all are depicted as money hungry traders (their eyes are literally the same color as the money that they fiend for), they have golems that protect their villages which is a clear reference to Jewish folklore of rabbis who would create golems to protect their communities. All of these things I could see as just being a funny nod to Jewish folklore, but there is one thing that clearly sets the intention to harmful rather than funny. The fact they they are clearly viewed as a whole other separate creature that is beneath the player. They are viewed as sub-human and primitive. Notch is a known racist and anti-semite so I’m not really surprised. Since he gave up ownership though, villagers have become a staple of our childhoods and aren’t harmful at all. They are an iconic part of Minecraft and the fact that we can derive so much joy and togetherness from playing this incredibly wholesome game together goes to show that we as a community have left behind notch’s hateful views and created a beautiful community in spite of it. I think villagers shouldn’t be changed becausethat’s letting notch win. The fact that we as a community enjoy the game and treat villagers as a fun quirk of the game is proof of our victory over these hateful ideas. Keep having fun everyone. end description]

zanmor:

importantandunavoidable:

microsoft hit this guy with the mind control ray in the middle of writing this comment

[image description: A reddit post that reads: I can’t possibly begin to fathom the ignorance that these people who “don’t see the connection”. There are clear antismeitic undertones when it comes to the design of villagers. They all have big noses that look like the typical Jewish caricature, they all are depicted as money hungry traders (their eyes are literally the same color as the money that they fiend for), they have golems that protect their villages which is a clear reference to Jewish folklore of rabbis who would create golems to protect their communities. All of these things I could see as just being a funny nod to Jewish folklore, but there is one thing that clearly sets the intention to harmful rather than funny. The fact they they are clearly viewed as a whole other separate creature that is beneath the player. They are viewed as sub-human and primitive. Notch is a known racist and anti-semite so I’m not really surprised. Since he gave up ownership though, villagers have become a staple of our childhoods and aren’t harmful at all. They are an iconic part of Minecraft and the fact that we can derive so much joy and togetherness from playing this incredibly wholesome game together goes to show that we as a community have left behind notch’s hateful views and created a beautiful community in spite of it. I think villagers shouldn’t be changed becausethat’s letting notch win. The fact that we as a community enjoy the game and treat villagers as a fun quirk of the game is proof of our victory over these hateful ideas. Keep having fun everyone. end description]

dickmaster420:

possessable:

was gonna make a post about The Character but then i looked at my dash for 5 seconds and it would appear that everyone is also having the same experience so

tuxankhamun:

accidentally fumbled “whodda thunk” and “who’d’ve guessed” together into the beautiful new “whodda gunk”

wolfinthethorns:

llovinghome:

lambs running through the wild garlic

self-seasoning

waysideshrine-deactivated202107:

weatheredcopper:

experiencing the minecraft movie only as a red carpet event for minecraft youtubers is very funny. i will not watch your bad ugly movie but im a big fan of images of internet celebrities hanging out in fancy outfits

intersemiotic:

you ask a student in april how they’re doing and they’ll say “oh i’m fine” but in reality they are treating themselves in such a way that violates the geneva convention on treatment of prisoners

bisexual-engineer-guy:

robohydrogen:

donutsalami:

lilsammy89:

Based on real life

@bisexual-engineer-guy

MEEEEE

molabuddy:

every day i think about how wild vaporeon would live mostly in the water but come to shore to have their pups (eevee), and then would probably groom their pups in a special way to trap air bubbles in their soft fur to make them more bouyant so they can float unaided on the water. and then as soon as the eevee have control of their little legs they’re being taught how to swim, so you could come to a lake at a certain time of year ans see a vaporeon swimming around with a tiny soaked eevee paddling along behind it like

vedurnan-archive:

He said this because I wouldn’t tell him my hair color

adriagan:

adriagan:

adriagan:

it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can’t work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone’s like “ahaha jobless people have no life and that’s why everyone shitty online has No Job” and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you’re so right. anyway if you’ll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I’ll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

if ur able to work can u reblog this i am seriously SO sick of it.

btw this isn’t solely a disability rights issue or an issue about people who are entirely unable to work. you should also be thinking about the people who are regarded as unhireable. transfems are hugely discriminated against in this way, people of color are passed over for less qualified white people, anyone who has any difficulty playing the interview game is less hireable… frankly anyone who made the mistake of pursuing the things they love and now has a degree for a niche field. if you still joke about Jobless People it’s because you’ve fundamentally connected the worth of people to their labor, and specific labor, work that you see as valuable. and while i’m at it stop making fun of people who still live with their parents. asshole.

thememedaddy:

rioblitzle:

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven’t had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there’s somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they’re the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they’re possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can’t tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they’re free for all the town to pick whenever they’d like.

someone comes up behind us. It’s the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn’t Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren’t making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don’t do piracy or something ok please

rioblitzle:

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven’t had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there’s somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they’re the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they’re possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can’t tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they’re free for all the town to pick whenever they’d like.

someone comes up behind us. It’s the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn’t Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren’t making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don’t do piracy or something ok please

rioblitzle:

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven’t had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there’s somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they’re the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they’re possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can’t tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they’re free for all the town to pick whenever they’d like.

someone comes up behind us. It’s the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn’t Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren’t making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don’t do piracy or something ok please

bungerc0re:

the-local-apothecary:

cardassian-artistry:

lawoftheclaw:

is it okay to enjoy listening to music?

yes

no

nuance (explain)

See Results

Music is just cope for people who can’t generate emotions on their own

Some of y'all really need to go outside. To think it’s somehow “not ok” to listen to music is the craziest shit I’ve heard all week

it literally isn’t okay to listen to music. that’s someone else’s emotions and it’s both embarrassing and ideological theft to use them instead of your own.

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

overlyactivepingpongball:

blood-orange-juice:

immortalbeingz:

someone find a heat map for UFO sightings and put it next to a heat map for areas with high winds and popular camp grounds please

overlyactivepingpongball:

blood-orange-juice:

immortalbeingz:

someone find a heat map for UFO sightings and put it next to a heat map for areas with high winds and popular camp grounds please

theriverdraws:

What is this, a crossover episode?

theriverdraws:

What is this, a crossover episode?

what-even-is-thiss:

Coming out of my cage and coming out of my cage coming out of my cage and there’s another damn cage

dreamatduskk:

TREAT ME KIND, I’L BLOOM FOREVER 🌸