Okay so the first lil clay sculpture looked good but I accidentally broke his legs off and wasn’t able to securely patch ‘em back on (it’s okay he’s gonna be part of a different project now) but I still wanted to try my hand at a human-ish figure SO WE ARE ONTO ROUND TWO
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(He’s not finished please ignore how gloopy he is)
FLAGGED AS EXPLICIT IN UNDER 5 MINUTES ARE YOU KIDDING ME
biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning
time for people to do the funniest thing ever
Do not.
biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me.
I’ll see your “the villain repeatedly kidnapping the princess is actually just extreme sex rolepaying” and raise you “it is, in fact, an RP thing, but there’s nothing sexual about it – the princess is just really into escape rooms, and the ‘villain’ is the only escape room artisan around who’s unethical enough to be willing to build challenges that meet her frankly deranged standards”.
Wouldn’t that kind of be the opposite of what happens with the whole being “rescued” part?
In most of the examples of the princess kidnap scenario they don’t escape of their own accord.
The “knight” is the princess’ long-suffering personal assistant whose job it is to go in and extricate her if she manages to get stuck. Of course, there’s no thrill of danger if it’s possible to bail any time you want, so the princess insists the escape rooms be made at least as difficult to get into as they are to get out of!
She’s in another castle because she beat this one herself.
im adopting the ‘dark jock’ aesthetic. i’m going to lurk around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tanktop with a skull on it and a backwards ballcap and i’m going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while i call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game
my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help
polyamory hate is so weird to me, because “having casual sex with multiple people at the same time” is considered like. a sign of being a cool person, until those people are like. fat or have blue hair and pronouns or whatever
Some of y'all gotta uncouple your personal self worth from your thought patterns. Me saying something is a reactionary thought pattern and urging you to examine it is not me personally calling you a fascist lmao. Everyone has thought patterns and some of them are going to be reactionary since yknow. We live in a society etc etc
Yeah like. that’s not the same thing. we don’t do thought crimes here. All it means is, if it hadn’t occurred to you that these patterns might be reactionary or sexist or what have you, it’s an opportunity to analyze that and see things from a new perspective
This is low-key another reason why callout culture sucks cause without the ability to learn from your mistakes there’s much more incentive to deny them. It’s okay to fuck up and need to reassess stuff. I’m not a fucking cop. I’m not gonna sit here and condemn you to the dungeon because you said something stupid.
Some of y'all gotta uncouple your personal self worth from your thought patterns. Me saying something is a reactionary thought pattern and urging you to examine it is not me personally calling you a fascist lmao. Everyone has thought patterns and some of them are going to be reactionary since yknow. We live in a society etc etc
Yeah like. that’s not the same thing. we don’t do thought crimes here. All it means is, if it hadn’t occurred to you that these patterns might be reactionary or sexist or what have you, it’s an opportunity to analyze that and see things from a new perspective
This is low-key another reason why callout culture sucks cause without the ability to learn from your mistakes there’s much more incentive to deny them. It’s okay to fuck up and need to reassess stuff. I’m not a fucking cop. I’m not gonna sit here and condemn you to the dungeon because you said something stupid.
It sucks that when black people vent or speak up about our issues especially without sugarcoating kindness towards white people, everyone just sees it and actively avoids listening.
but a white ally can say the exact same thing and these performative ass people will sit their asses down and be like “I am listening and learning”
#noticing
but yes, black people have been proven time and time again that no matter how marginalized or privileged a white person is, they will stick to and flock with other white people over POC (subconsciously or not)
I’m not transfem, but my heart really goes out for black transfems/trans women who are constantly talking about their experiences with transmisogyny/misognoir and their ideas on transfeminism only to clearly get overshadowed and socially isolated. i have met a lot of black trans women recently and they are the kindest ladies ever.
likewise as a black trans man, in my own personal experience, it’s rough not only wanting to talk about racist degendering and how racism and transmisogyny overlaps along with black gender expression only to get shot down by white transmascs (who are probably transmeds or people who refuse to listen to other people’s experiences) while those same guys use the existence of black trans men and weaponize it against people. it’s exhausting.
Interaction from a nsfw furry discord server after the only other intersex member left (paraphrased)
Me: “Hey please understand that some intersex people are actually forced onto HRT as children and it’s often done in ways that make us sick or cause long-term trauma and distress due to the nonconsensual changing of our bodies. Please try to be considerate of people’s medical trauma and don’t argue ‘HRT could save you’ to an intersex person who already told you they’re uncomfortable.”
Furry 1: woah I didn’t know intersex was real that’s crazy
Furry 2: I don’t believe you there’s no such thing as human h*rms
Furry 3: so what do you want us to put a trigger warning on being trans? That’s ridiculous and transphobic :-/
Furry 4: it’s not that serious, it was just a joke and they took it too seriously
Furry 5: all these new rules for being politically correct are so confusing
Furry 6: can you respond to my dm I’m curious about intersex (asked for nudes)
Server Mod: woah forcefem irl??? (Eyes emoji) wish that could’ve been me honestly, sorry you didn’t like it tho
instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.
What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to life this far west holy shitttttttttt
This is so funny I don’t even care for baseball but this is great
Yep! And what ended up happening is what we baseball fans call a FARTSLAM, which stands for Fielder Allows Runner To Score Like A Moron.
Plays like this are why I love Baseball
Hey, remember that thing about how one of the big challenges facing armies, throughout all of history, is training people to not start chasing when the enemy breaks and flees? Because sometimes it’s a trap to get you to overextend yourself? But it’s really hard because people just want to chase?
Something I found hilarious the other day was seeing one of those “I bought this before Elon Musk went insane” bumper stickers, except it wasn’t on a Tesla. It was on the most beat up 20+ year old Toyota Corolla I’ve ever seen that was missing three hubcaps and had no less than seven different dents in the rear bumper. yeah I do not doubt that you bought that one before musk went insane
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