April 2025

hxgrl:

angstandfags:

hxgrl:

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

well why were YOU there huh

pelaajaniftaarchive:

GAMING RULE 1: NEVER PREORDER

GAMING RULE 2:

godlikedyke:

nobody ever asks if the so called “mind controlling false god” might just have like really cool vibes or makes good points about things or is cute and people just like to do what she says and think what she thinks and be what she wants

teabree-shark:

Do you think Microsoft understands consent?

Yes

Remind me in 3 days

See Results

xenosagaepisodeone:

are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

sacred-portal:

punkrorschach:

wav48k:

wav48k:

wav48k:

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

“i love your earrings” thanks! its where jfk got shot

you can . you can hit him. w? In the head.

pankendev:

pankendev:

we’re working on 15 new Joker movies. we’re working on 40 new Star Wars movies. we’ve got 57 distinct LotR spinoff shows coming soon to 57 different streaming services. we’re expanding the Gumbyverse

a joke i was making a joke

are you easily clockable as queer

yesornopolls:

Are you easily clockable as queer?

Yes

No

See Results

sketiana:

unpeeled-human:

draws this then smokes two joints to the face and passes out.

yeehawpim:

Black and white comic with simple digital drawings.
Panel 1: Pim reading off their phone with text hovering above and pointing at them. "I misread 'death wish' as 'dance wish' today."
Panel 2: Pim looking at their phone.
Panel 3: Pim smiles and touches their chin.
Panel 4: Pim dancing with music coming from their phone.
Watermark: @yeehawpimALT

randomalienencounter:

targetedknowledge:

╎… ℸ ̣⍑╎リꖌ ╎ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ∷𝙹⚍⊣⍑ ╎↸ᒷᔑ 𝙹⎓ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹リℸ ̣ᒷリℸ ̣ᓭ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ ↸∷╎リꖌ ᔑ∷ᒷ….

slormp:

Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

throatofdelusion12:

deadskincellsonyourpillow:

wolfthedrolf:

c0nstantlyscreaming:

noahaspronouns:

chaos-triangle:

wtfruk:

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

I’m okie wit’ that an’ I myself am trans!

I am one of those transgenderers hehehehheheh

enby here 🤚

I am one of the aforementioned transportations

Wait-

wait what

I am big transfiguration

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

queer-as-city-folk:

The faeries whisper messages of cruelty and hate into your mind

For they are the meanie faeries

“Blow up the headquarters of the local environmentalist group” they whisper for the meanie faeries also have stock in oil

folly-of-alexandria:

:

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i’ve been on this site for 10 fucking years and the fact that black people and trans women are systematically chased out and have been chased out one by one from this website is really fucking gross. I hate this website. Racist fucking website.

there used to be so many more black bloggers here prior to the “nsfw” ban, this is not a space marginalized people can use to talk about their issues, terfiest place on the internet tbh.

Even before that. I remember that for about 3 years there was an annual black out. Then when the purge of “Russian Bots” happened damn near 2/3 of all the popular black bloggers I knew disappeared from the site. And people were profoundly disinterested in questioning the validity of Tumblr’s claim that the accounts were Russian agents. Didn’t matter that I knew some of them IRL it fit their world view and that was that. Hardly ever see significant black blogs on here anymore.

and-fishing-equipment:

“i don’t comment on ao3 because i don’t wanna be annoying or weird” skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

thedeliaishere:

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh… raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don’t think you can reclaim that man!

krudman:

trans-ralsei:

tumbwr:

my apologies if this has already been posted here but im sharing this. here is what someone said on twitter along w this image:

the central image text reads: “@everyone I HAVE BEEN RELIABLY INFORMED GUARDIAN JOURNALISTS ARE SNOOPING AROUND ASKING FOR TRANS PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT DIY HRT. THEY ARE PARTICULARLY LOOKING FOR UNDER-18S DOING DIY. SHOULDN’T NEED TO BE SAID, BUT DO. NOT. ENGAGE. SPREAD WIDELY. DO NOT ENGAGE. WE NEED THIS NOTICE SPREAD OUT VIA EVERY GRASSROOTS SUPPORT GROUP AND SOCIAL CIRCLE IN THE COUNTRY.

URGENT. IF THEY GET EVEN ONE TO TAKE PART IT BECOMES A NATIONAL CONVERSATION. TOP ALERT.

Guardian journos are apparently asking trans people about DIY. Trans followers: DO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM. NOT A WORD.

I also know I’ve got cis mutuals who have written for the Guardian. Please know I’ve always thought less of you because of that.

- https://x.com/TownTattle/status/1781045092049928551

reblogging to add the Trans Safety Network guidelines for media engagement

do not engage with the Guardian if you’re trans and a minor. do not speak with the Guardian on DIY HRT.

heck, unless the journalist is reputable and has a track record of good reporting on trans issues, do not speak with them about DIY HRT. seek out your local organisation if you are approached by a journalist.

I obviously can’t verify the screenshot, but the guardian is a toilet, and the guidelines for media engagement posted are worth reading.

It’s never worth engaging with an interviewer that has malicious intent. There’s no good point you can make that they can’t simply redact or spend an infinite amount of time figuring out how to spin in a negative. You’ve almost certainly seen some right wing interviewers who are so inept at this that they make themselves look bad, but even they’re not worth the risk talking to. Their base does not care at best, and it’ll help them at worst.

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

Hey did you know that you can’t escape fatphobia even after death? The article talks about how these donated bodies are used for first year anatomy students to study the body, and how the ‘perfect’ body for that should be 170-180 pounds.

“The storage is one issue, but when you are obese, there’s a lot of tissue everywhere. The students don’t get as good a learning opportunity.”

“That program limits donors to between 170 pounds and 180 pounds, though an exceptionally tall donor might be allowed at 190.

“It’s the maximum our equipment will handle,” Powers said.

Sounds like they just need newer and better equipment?

Obese bodies are more difficult, time-consuming and unpleasant to study, said Wade, who also heads his state’s anatomy board.“

Ah yes, we’ve arrived at the real reason..

Quick question, if fat bodies are not accepted as potential cadavers for medical students to study on then what are the consequences for that?

Fat people are dismissed medically and are told to lose weight before even getting a chance to be examined. While alive. Then are rejected for further study after death. How many people died and will die because medical professionals are missing potential problems that could be diagnosed?

exitwound:

exitwound:

charlottan:

this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already

if you germinate cucumber seeds in the dark vs. in the light the ones grown in the light will look normal and the ones grown in the dark actually won’t be stunted in the way you might predict, these seedlings grow into pale yellow plants with smaller leaves because they expend every ounce of energy they have into growing as tall as they can possibly endure, in the dark they grow much faster and taller than they do in the light, because they don’t know they’re an experimental treatment kept in the dark, they think they’re buried alive in the soil or under some foliage and they’re growing upwards trying to break through into the light. its the most obvious thing in the world and also the most devastating

#i feel. a bit like rhubarb

hi me too

exitwound:

exitwound:

charlottan:

this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already

if you germinate cucumber seeds in the dark vs. in the light the ones grown in the light will look normal and the ones grown in the dark actually won’t be stunted in the way you might predict, these seedlings grow into pale yellow plants with smaller leaves because they expend every ounce of energy they have into growing as tall as they can possibly endure, in the dark they grow much faster and taller than they do in the light, because they don’t know they’re an experimental treatment kept in the dark, they think they’re buried alive in the soil or under some foliage and they’re growing upwards trying to break through into the light. its the most obvious thing in the world and also the most devastating

#i feel. a bit like rhubarb

hi me too

exitwound:

exitwound:

charlottan:

this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already

if you germinate cucumber seeds in the dark vs. in the light the ones grown in the light will look normal and the ones grown in the dark actually won’t be stunted in the way you might predict, these seedlings grow into pale yellow plants with smaller leaves because they expend every ounce of energy they have into growing as tall as they can possibly endure, in the dark they grow much faster and taller than they do in the light, because they don’t know they’re an experimental treatment kept in the dark, they think they’re buried alive in the soil or under some foliage and they’re growing upwards trying to break through into the light. its the most obvious thing in the world and also the most devastating

#i feel. a bit like rhubarb

hi me too

exitwound:

exitwound:

charlottan:

this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already

if you germinate cucumber seeds in the dark vs. in the light the ones grown in the light will look normal and the ones grown in the dark actually won’t be stunted in the way you might predict, these seedlings grow into pale yellow plants with smaller leaves because they expend every ounce of energy they have into growing as tall as they can possibly endure, in the dark they grow much faster and taller than they do in the light, because they don’t know they’re an experimental treatment kept in the dark, they think they’re buried alive in the soil or under some foliage and they’re growing upwards trying to break through into the light. its the most obvious thing in the world and also the most devastating

#i feel. a bit like rhubarb

hi me too

exitwound:

exitwound:

charlottan:

this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already

if you germinate cucumber seeds in the dark vs. in the light the ones grown in the light will look normal and the ones grown in the dark actually won’t be stunted in the way you might predict, these seedlings grow into pale yellow plants with smaller leaves because they expend every ounce of energy they have into growing as tall as they can possibly endure, in the dark they grow much faster and taller than they do in the light, because they don’t know they’re an experimental treatment kept in the dark, they think they’re buried alive in the soil or under some foliage and they’re growing upwards trying to break through into the light. its the most obvious thing in the world and also the most devastating

#i feel. a bit like rhubarb

hi me too

exitwound:

exitwound:

charlottan:

this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already

if you germinate cucumber seeds in the dark vs. in the light the ones grown in the light will look normal and the ones grown in the dark actually won’t be stunted in the way you might predict, these seedlings grow into pale yellow plants with smaller leaves because they expend every ounce of energy they have into growing as tall as they can possibly endure, in the dark they grow much faster and taller than they do in the light, because they don’t know they’re an experimental treatment kept in the dark, they think they’re buried alive in the soil or under some foliage and they’re growing upwards trying to break through into the light. its the most obvious thing in the world and also the most devastating

#i feel. a bit like rhubarb

hi me too

exitwound:

exitwound:

charlottan:

this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already

if you germinate cucumber seeds in the dark vs. in the light the ones grown in the light will look normal and the ones grown in the dark actually won’t be stunted in the way you might predict, these seedlings grow into pale yellow plants with smaller leaves because they expend every ounce of energy they have into growing as tall as they can possibly endure, in the dark they grow much faster and taller than they do in the light, because they don’t know they’re an experimental treatment kept in the dark, they think they’re buried alive in the soil or under some foliage and they’re growing upwards trying to break through into the light. its the most obvious thing in the world and also the most devastating

#i feel. a bit like rhubarb

hi me too

empress-of-dark2005:

themainspoon:

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

garfield-minus-jon:

sir-keaton:

garfield-minus-jon:

Is this a Homestuck reference?

you will be a mere atom once i am done with you

cardo-de-comer:

3d-model commission for @/Blackholed on twitter

nattousan:

nattousan:

it was not on wheat…

nattousan:

nattousan:

it was not on wheat…

nattousan:

nattousan:

it was not on wheat…

nattousan:

nattousan:

it was not on wheat…

nattousan:

nattousan:

it was not on wheat…

ratbastard69420:

konoko:

t4tails:

“(blank) with mama” is my absolute favorite trend in the past 3 years i hope it never goes away i hope we post with mama forever

theme-guy:

thefuzzhead:

protom-lad:

chazton:

sizvideos:

Huge Electromagnetic Dancing Balls

Video

what.

THE ORB MIND AWAKENS

ITS A BALL PIT ELEMENTAL!

Ą̫̻̞̠̰͖̽̍̀̌͛̀N͍̞̺ͧ̊̇̉̊̌̀ͅ ̖̺̲̩͂E̶͇̟͊ͦͩ̉ͧͥ̎́X͚̟̝ͮ́ͩͥ͢͡͞Ţ̸͇͖̘̟̹̟̞ͭͯͩͤ̆͆͐́Ŕ̟̪̬̻ͪ͡A̵̠͍͎͔͓͓̠ͧ̎ͭ̀ ̖̬̹̪̜̼̣͑́̇̍͝Ĥ̹̬̥ͦ͗͋̓͝Oͩ̆ͬ̒҉̨̼̳̗͚̺̲̳́Ụ͙̭͙̺̲̇͆̂̒̑͆͑̉͟͠ͅR͖̘̦͚͎̾ͣ̆̚͡

pokemonheritageposts:

saccharinescorpion:

Totodile… please

Pokemon Heritage Post

angelicdewdrop:

woman-becomer:

I love eating peanut butter!! this post is about ‎crunchy peanut butter, but smooth pb enjoyers are allowed to interact. one interaction only though. like reblog or comment you get one.

woman-becomer:

I love eating peanut butter!! this post is about ‎crunchy peanut butter, but smooth pb enjoyers are allowed to interact. one interaction only though. like reblog or comment you get one.

orcboxer:

Have you seen the new show? It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee. It’s on Poodee with ads. It’s literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it’s on Gumpy. It’s a Pheebo original. It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It’s on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

orcboxer:

Have you seen the new show? It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee. It’s on Poodee with ads. It’s literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it’s on Gumpy. It’s a Pheebo original. It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It’s on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

orcboxer:

Have you seen the new show? It’s on Tubu. It’s literally on Heebee. It’s on Poodee with ads. It’s literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it’s on Gumpy. It’s a Pheebo original. It’s on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It’s on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

noxiphilia:

noxiphilia:

A signboard in Japan was found to have “mutated” horribly due to the record-breaking heat in Japan