what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer
* (Oh, my precious parentheses… (I don’t ever want to close them!
a lot of people in the notes are saying stuff like “this sounds like undertale dialogue” as if there aren’t asterisks before every line, my username isn’t abandoned-quiche, and my profile picture isn’t kris deltarune
1,762, you say? oh and two more. So that’s 1,764 then. Well don’t mind if I do.
when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that’s my human body UI improvement for the day.
i am still alive. i am still drawing a lot but i’m not showing most of this stuff because 1)it’s drawn traditionaly and i HATE taking pictures because im not patient enough to make them look good and 2) it’s ocs that you probably didn’t hear of.
can u imagine if romeo and juliet had like an awkward third wheel who hung around. and he comes by and sees their dead bodies and goes ohhhh prithee mine two loves in this world my only friends besotten with grief that they should be not of this plane forevermore and then he drinks some poison too to go hang out with them
my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don’t feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day
bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a ‘daft bastard’ it just feels right
the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears
the scots have piss and shite for sure. “its pishin it doon out there” “this is a load of shite” absolute poetry
if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.
and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn’ quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real
fyi, Jan Smit is the paleontologist who originally noticed high levels of iridium in the Cretaceous-Paleogene Boundary sediments (now known as the K-Pg Boundary) and hypothesized the Giant Asteroid Impact Theory as the reason dinosaurs went extinct!
and as far as I know he’s still out there, looking at rocks.
you will miss this in 40 or 48 hours. twitter will smooth your brain down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a social media platform that hasn’t meaningfully changed in a decade. you don’t know I’m posting about you in real time bc Sarah has timestamps switched off. I’m not dead, Grant. Grant, let me out of the casket. Graaaant,
grant has seen the truth
why did Sarah get the apology 😭 IT WAS MY POST
@mortalityplays not cool. you should’ve apologized to sarah Sorry sarah
the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that’s actually part of the disorder. it’s the disorder. disordering.
“Kids don’t need the same rights as adults, their brains aren’t as sophisticated”
hm. Hm. Gee. Gee bud, it almost seems like you maybe, I don’t know, stumbled into one of the biggest historical justifications for oppression that we know of. I don’t know, that just sounds sort of familiar. Gee.
I love the x-men so much because that’s just what leftist infighting is like! that’s literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he’s the only one with any money. everyone complains about “they keep switching sides and dating each other it’s so fucking confusing” like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go “magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers” HE DOESN’T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so
my dad was looking for sprinkler heads that got buried during the winter with a metal detector that i bought in 5th grade and i didnt have the heart to tell him that it probably didnt work so i was watching him though my window and i saw him pick up what looked like a clump of dirt and i was like “oh it does work” and then i look closer and its a rabbit. my dad found a rabbit with a metal detector that doesnt work.
to clarify: it DID work, the rabbit was nesting on top of the buried sprinkler and has 4 bunnies. it also bit my dad
The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.
I cant do the story justice myself. Google “The Protestant Reformation” for more details, I hear a few people have done deep dives
that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.
but OP how could you not tell them the best part
“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”
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Mulan, introducing her soldiersona: Hello yes it is me, a twink
driving in the city is all about using your maximum amount of brain power to avoid a vehicular manslaughter charge while seemingly everyone else around you has made it their holy mission to get hit by your car
