normaltemperature:

sleepnoises:

sugarsprinkles:

sugarsprinkles:

Honestly really embarrassing for you guys. You need to sort this stuff out with each other

you are part of the problem.

reuniting key with map like long lost lovers meeting eyes across a crowded room (link 2 wikipedia page for screenreaders)

ALT

team fortress 2

cutie-chimera:

ana-less-than-three:

cutie-chimera:

johnwaynegayscene:

It literally strikes me dumb how completely disconnected people are, especially family members.

I made a comment to my sister about how my rights and Healthcare are being stolen from me and she looks me dead in the eye and says “Well you can still be you”

What in the literal fuck amiright?

Anyway… sorry your fam doesn’t get it either sis <3

That same conversation has happened *multiple times* too!

It’s ludicrous

I’ve never actually gone and said “I don’t want to get murdered or locked up”

I think they’d think I was over reacting and would say “that’s not gonna happen,” which would upset me even more

I’ve said it, got exactly that response.

It’s always the victims who are overreacting. Then it is “who could have seen this coming”

aflo:

jethroq:

bignutconnoisseur:

You can tell that Laios has an accent. His letters are more squishy and soft and Marcille’s are more angular. He pronounces a ㅁ like it’s an ㅇ.

LIL B?

let’s all click on the source of the gif!

effemimaniac:

wip:

An Update on the Tumblr Android App

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BABY WORLD

BABY WORLD

evildilf2:

anarchblr:

edwad:

rslashrats:

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster’s username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

wait a minute

that’s me. that’s my post. what is this

treeroot06:

i regret nothing

joowee-feftynn:

Dont look at me .

jiammmm:

Redraw!

First picture 2025 - Second picture 2024

Which one do you like the most?

shower-thoughts-last-responder:

catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

I’m sorry I’m going fucking insane over trans people in sports issues the anti trans crowd has lost the fucking plot and then has the audacity to act like its the trannies who are ridiculous

I used to be of the “well the sports issue isn’t really important to me its w/e I just don’t want it to be a gateway into other transphobia” but oh my fucking god we are so far gone. The fencing shit is sending me over the edge. What the fuck.

I can’t even articulate my words so I’m just going to tell a story in screenshots

I am so fucking tired of being gaslit about this

I’m also still so fucking pissed that we have to include “ooo the trans fencer only finished in X place” because its a reminder that trans women will never be allowed to excel at anything in the public eye without being cut down. Fuck OFF

She took a bribe to throw a match. Since when did that stop being a crime??

sometiktoksarevalid:

guerrillatech:

innerchildabortionclinic:

goldendoodle boyfriend. like the golden retriever boyfriend but there’s something wrong with him

thenewborndeity:

albertnatural:

mariamlovesyou:

OK I’m in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

lensdeer:

imsobadatnicknames2:

imsobadatnicknames2:

toskarin:

toskarin:

one of the more bleak things to acknowledge is that if you pirate literally all of your music and then set aside a spotify subscription’s worth of money each month to spend on a single pay-what-you-want album, it would almost immediately amount to you supporting those musicians more than streaming does

pirating all of your music and then buying a hat or something four times a year still makes you pull significantly ahead of the person who streams thousands of songs every year. it’s not really a fair or good system for anyone

What a good post to reblog on bandcamp friday. Remember that any money you spend on albums on bandcamp today goes 100% to the artist.

I saw a lot of people reblogging this with my addition two days ago and now I’m afraid some of them might have thought it was bandcamp friday that day lol. So for anyone with post timestamps turned off: I made that addition on Friday March 7th 2025. Bandcamp fridays always fall on the first friday of the month (when they do them) so the next one should fall on April 4th

The next Bandcamp Friday is on May 2nd, 2025! You can use this page to check how long until the next one :3

The remaining ones this year are:

• May 2nd
• August 1st
• September 5th
• October 3rd
• December 5th

lensdeer:

imsobadatnicknames2:

imsobadatnicknames2:

toskarin:

toskarin:

one of the more bleak things to acknowledge is that if you pirate literally all of your music and then set aside a spotify subscription’s worth of money each month to spend on a single pay-what-you-want album, it would almost immediately amount to you supporting those musicians more than streaming does

pirating all of your music and then buying a hat or something four times a year still makes you pull significantly ahead of the person who streams thousands of songs every year. it’s not really a fair or good system for anyone

What a good post to reblog on bandcamp friday. Remember that any money you spend on albums on bandcamp today goes 100% to the artist.

I saw a lot of people reblogging this with my addition two days ago and now I’m afraid some of them might have thought it was bandcamp friday that day lol. So for anyone with post timestamps turned off: I made that addition on Friday March 7th 2025. Bandcamp fridays always fall on the first friday of the month (when they do them) so the next one should fall on April 4th

The next Bandcamp Friday is on May 2nd, 2025! You can use this page to check how long until the next one :3

The remaining ones this year are:

• May 2nd
• August 1st
• September 5th
• October 3rd
• December 5th

cutest-silly-nb:

piniatafullofblood:

femperor:

femperor:

Hey /tu/mblrinas. 4chan refuge here. My website blew up ama

How the fuck do you make posts anonymously

you don’t

what the fuck happened ????

coppiced:

i love all my friends that are insaide my computer, im going to find a way to get u guys out someday trust me

socialistexan:

socialistexan:

Uhhhhhhhh that seems bad

RFK Jr.’s autism study to amass medical records of many Americans

HELLO

rookedonafeeling:

Could mean nothing

cralaofmandalore:

Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)

billcarden:

how it feels to have thoughts and feelings and problems you lowkey can’t talk to anyone about

mamatater:

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

cumaeansibyl:

cumaeansibyl:

people talking about “forced diversity” like characters being PoC or LGBT or disabled “for no reason” like

are people in real life PoC or LGBT or disabled for a reason

do these critics run up to people on the street like WHY ARE YOU BLACK

this post is nearly ten years old and unfortunately the government is now out here asking anyone with a halfway decent job WHY ARE YOU BLACK

themumblingmouse:

homunculus-argument:

Things you can stay instead of “k1lled”, “murked” or “unalived”:

1. involuntarily converted to room temperature
2. cancelled on a corporeal level
3. successfully transitioned into fertiliser
4. rendered permanently horizontal
5. sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

aquaticptato:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.

I just wrote down “Tengo eine Katze” and then put my head in my hands

genderoutlaws:

genderoutlaws:

didnt expect to be talking abt starbucks so much after i quit but it just keeps getting worse

ALT

8 human trafficking survivors are suing Starbucks, exposing years of forced labor and child labor. the article starts with the story of a man who was enslaved at age 16 and was just rescued last year. if nothing else has convinced you to boycott, please let this sway you…

it also says the NGO CoffeeWatch is filing a complaint with US Customs and Border Protection attempting to block these corporations from importing coffees produced wholly or in part by slave labor in Brazil.

but this isn’t unique to Starbucks, this is the unspoken truth of many of our goods in the west, relying on the exploitation of people in the global south. i pray all the survivors secure a massive payout, but still.. i cant imagine anything would ever make up for this kind of treatment.

and i know a lot of people read headlines and not necessarily the whole article so I want to highlight a quote from Santos Filho at the end

“To put an end to this, we need consumers to be aware that every cup of coffee they drink, without questioning its true origin, is financing slave labour in coffee production. It’s no use feeling sympathy for the workers or claiming zero tolerance for such practices if you continue drinking coffee without questioning its source.”

sm-baby:

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I’M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

bacony-cakes:

do something to prev

pet

add to hoard

crush with giant anvil

swear allegiance

zip and upload to file hosting website

deep fry

teleport 5 billion miles into deep space forever and ever

suck into central vacuum

explore body (sex)

explore body (magic school bus)

transform into furry

accuse of being an enemy spy

See Results

radiofreederry:

radiofreederry:

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241:

shadow-wizard-moneygang:

“When life gives you lemons”
FALSE
LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS

I have big news about like 85% of our problems

viktor-sbor:

Self-portrait of Louis XIII, painted by him at the age of 6.France, 1607

annabelle–cane:

ominouspaperclip:

annabelle–cane:

“every possible kind of content can be found on the internet” yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I’m looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I’m looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

Is this what you’re looking for perchance?

it wasn’t, but by god it sure is now

wormliness:

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

lilalienz4ever:

lilalienz4ever:

these are the aliens + their names

lilalienz4ever:

owenthetokencishet:

eternal-fractal:

Can’t express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it’s fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they’re all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn’t unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn’t make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can’t figure it out it’s cool we still have mysteries today.

It’s just… idk man. People are weird. Being a person is weird. Society is weird. The universe is weird. Rather than having to “normalize” everything, just accept that some people are weird. So are you. Nothing is normal. the rules are all made up. I once saw a Klingon pushing a baby stroller down the street in toronto. The world is a weird place, man. Just roll with it.

isabela-merceds:

hey don’t cry. one day jk rowling and elon musk will be dead. also donald trump and jd vance. oh and vladimir putin. all dead.

memeuplift:

helloitsbees:

prismsgalaxy:

lemonsharks:

ambulatoryhoodie:

greenekatgrey:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

invaderxan:

heller-jensen:

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

conversations with my cats who are yelling

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

Goncharov (1973)

lelouch:

mothtowers:

gay people have access to a secret low res version of spongebob where every scene is him going through it or dead completely naked

swords-n-spindles:

thatsbelievable:

Put hiker in cave.

Drk cave perfec t size to put hiker in to explore! inside very soft and comfort hiker walk safely put hiker in dark cave. put hiker in dark cave. no problems ever in ddark cave because good shape and support for hiker ankles weak of big hiker legs. acave mouth yes a place for hiker put hiker in dark cave can trust cave for giveing good love to hiker. friend cave.

killhitleragain:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

I love public transit

shout out to trans it/its users in public

uniguinflutist:

uniguinflutist:

I wish there was a way to completely OPT OUT of AI. Like you could set your ENTIRE Internet browser to NOT shove it down your throat.

When social media was getting big, you could just NOT get a Facebook or a Twitter. It was simple as that. You can’t do that with AI.

Trying to find a job? It goes straight to an AI filter. Trying to look at art? Here’s 100+ ai shit. Trying to look up who was in what movie from the 1980s? GOOGLE GEMINI IS HERE WITH THE COMPLETELY WRONG ANSWER!

Someone PLEASE create a way to allow people to get AI the FUCK OUT of our lives if we DO NOT WANT IT!

OK JESUS CHRIST this post caught on. I have NEVER had a post take off like this. Thank you guys.