sapphling:

hi everyone. i love you, i care about you, please make sure to get your ten hours of screentime in today. bump it up to 12 if you can, don’t sit any further than two feet from the screen, try to keep blinking to a minimum. if you reach the end of your feed remember to keep refreshing until new content pops up

ovur:

frikinnerd:

flunkett:

ovur:

ovur:

You don’t remember my old url….? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don’t… don’t touch me.

*trips while I’m running away and you get a panty shot*

Huh

Can you believe they tried to monetize this shit

Ok I’ll go fuck myself

squeakitties:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

literally an ipad baby

debian-official:

I don’t think I’m doxxing myself with this but we had computer science in high school, right? And we had to make websites with html by hand.

There was a trick to getting a good grade for that assignment and it was adding glitter gifs. the more glitter, the higher your grade.

At the time, as the wiseass who knew more than the teacher themself I thought it was cringe as fuck of course but honestly? they were right. we need more of that. I still hate the aesthetic but I miss the whimsy everywhere

ryanphantom:

what could dicksucker002 possibly want on this fine spring morning

evilwizard:

evilwizard:

charl0ttan:

okay im giving you to the count of -3 to restore the proper flow of time

see, this ain’t so bad

i’m about to reverse the flow of time

shoeboxgoblin:

Murderbot is such a neurodivergent power fantasy. It can

- store unlimited media and watch it privately

- turn down sensory organs that are bothering it

- look at stuff without its eyes

- cross reference its data storage when it doesn’t know what to say

- program “human-like behavior”

- super duper kill the shit out of anyone that fucks with it

iamineskew:

actualmothfluffs:

dead-animals:

its just to get through a few early blinds, okay?

now pick up that joker that helps a specific suit.

you don’t need discards silly, use them all to get your best hand.

you don’t need to think anymore kitten, just buy jupiters, sort by suit, and let mommy take care of you

#forceflush #handshame #jimbofication

This almost reads like a tumblr post but is actually about Balatro. Be careful, or else you might end up playing Balatro

@elogaming

plaidos:

plaidos:

it’s kind of crazy how here on the so-called feminism website you literally can’t say something as simple as “dude is an inherently gendered term” without literally dozens upon dozens of people who consider themselves feminists showing up to say “idk i use it in a gender neutral way”. like idk how to tell you this but the fact that masculine words are considered default/neutral and feminine words are not is, in fact a reflection, of a patriarchal society.

it’s like clothing. have y’all realised that a lot of clothing brands have started referring to the t-shirt on the left as “default” or “gender neutral” when it was obviously designed to be a men’s. note how the “women’s” or “feminine” cut on the right isn’t considered gender neutral — because it’s designed for women.

putting on our feminist thinking caps for a moment, what do we think it might mean that masculinity & manhood is considered interchangeable with a gender neutral default in a patriarchal society, whereas femininity & womanhood is not? perhaps we even have a word for this phenomenon,

teaboot:

teaboot:

Just saw a video that started with “trigger warning so get ready”

Like bestie trigger warning for what? Drugs, violence, bouncy castle head injury trauma? What trigger are we pulling here

Flip over this pack of M&Ms to check the ingredients and it just says “WATCH OUT”. Nah man I’m not eating that. Click click I’m learning about the velvet worm now

silima:

silima:

in loving memory of my favorite shirt

turmeric kun update

dmonet-macitan:

learned how to use blenders film making tools

theonion:

New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You’re High And You Will Be Stoned Forever

stardella:

I work at a movie theater and this happened last week

philosophicaljester:

iggykoopa666:

literally this person is so powerful

I had to see this now so do all of you

iamineskew:

moldavite:

i want to crawl on you like. Bugs

@elogaming PLEEEEEEEEASSSSEEEEE

iamineskew:

c1ittorus:

need me a freak who will hold my hand while we cross the street

@elogaming could be us. if it matters

chungledown-bimothy:

chungledown-bimothy:

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

“Go to the doctor” “cbc test” “ekg”

NO!! This is about throwing up at 3 am despite not being nauseous beforehand or having any other indications that something was wrong before or after!!!!

“Autopsy report”

Yeah okay that’s a good one

miyoriia:

miyoriia:

you have to eat your vegetables or you wont get dessert after dinner. ohh here comes the airplane

stop tagging this 9/11

pukicho:

That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious

lilli-sturmreiter:

pangur-and-grim:

there can only be peace for so long

sliceofdyke:

ALT

kissy from mama

probablymoons:

ALT

being sneaky with mama

slumbering-shadows:

let’s march with mama

keeperofthebees:

let’s observe with mama

molqr:

lets be carried by mama

librarycards:

going for a ride with mama

evil-wampire:

Lets sneef with mama

hayley566:

theoneofwhomisblue:

But here’s the stomper

They take a big steppy

squeakitties:

kane-turu:

This should be put in dungeon meshi post hall of fame

the-lunar-warrior:

maidenvault:

bluebeardsfinalgirl:

bluebeardsfinalgirl:

when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”

no actually me and everyone else who’s ever watched crimson peak were brainwashed by guillermo del toro into believing that incest and violence are cool and awesome. sorry

Horrifying that this pearl-clutching over horror actually being dark is unironically becoming A Thing…

ALT

(tags via @waterandsilver, id in alt)

kelpiehoof:

th1rdt3chnician:

who up hating pop psychology

Image description: The stick figure violence meme with the following words in the middle:

“narc abuse” “male/female brain” “dark empath” “love language” “MBTI” “surviving a sociopath” “traumadumping” “borderline abuse” “brain not fully developed til 25” “toxic”.

(Stick Figure Violence refers to six stick figure cartoons that are bloody, gruesome and committing violent acts of murder and cannibalism against each other.)

ID end.

suddenlyoranges:

suddenlyoranges:

you’re in a room with the emoji movie and baby boss. you have a gun with only one bullet. who do you kill

so first, we have the unoriginal, repetitive weaklings

then we have the strong, courageous heroes

and then the hall of fame

transcyberism:

foone:

catboybiologist:

catboybiologist:

angremlin-deactivated20250312:

jenovacomplete:

jenovacomplete:

daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end

ideas conceived by the truly deranged

America mostly observes DST, but landlocked Arizona does not, but inside Arizona is the Navajo Nation which DOES, but inside the Navajo Nation is the Hopi Reservation which DOES NOT.

Its worse when you realize that there’s multiple layers of “Navajo nation inside Hopi Reservation, and Hopi Reservation inside Navajo nation” going on

The surrounding pink/brown is Arizona

The top right yellow corner is the Navajo nation

Any pink/brown inside the yellow corner is Hopi reservation

Any further yellow inside that is further pieces of the Navajo nation inside the Hopi reservation

And I think there’s even a city or two inside those yellow pieces that are Hopi, but are too small to see on the map

I calculated once that you could travel in a straight line between two points in Arizona and have the current time change 10-12 times because of this

I had to find it. and yes, if you include the border between AZ and NM, you would have to change your clock a total of 12 times, or 11 if you’re only counting time changes within state lines.

sakutarousadventure:

mousegirlheart:

look at this absolute fool

idontmindifuforgetme:

idontmindifuforgetme:

“she’s aging so well!!” and the woman they’re referring to is like 27. touch grass

Can’t make this stuff up anymore but I just saw someone dissing on a female celebrity by going “she’s 29 but she’s still living like she’s 23… so jealous” bc she posted a silly photo where she’s posing??? What 😭😭😭

Before 20 you are young

When you reach 20 you are an Adult™

Then when you reach 30 you become an old bag of bones.

That’s how this worksk right?

idontmindifuforgetme:

idontmindifuforgetme:

“she’s aging so well!!” and the woman they’re referring to is like 27. touch grass

Can’t make this stuff up anymore but I just saw someone dissing on a female celebrity by going “she’s 29 but she’s still living like she’s 23… so jealous” bc she posted a silly photo where she’s posing??? What 😭😭😭

piedude:

notajerusalemcricket:

maybeitsasine:

maybeitsasine:

Love these notes

mori-sempai:

lugubriou-s:

murderbeast:

draw it bad and draw it weird and draw it catered only to yourself and draw it wobbly and draw it too small and draw it with the default brush and draw it without using references and draw it and leave it unfinished and draw it for the first time and draw it

scn-art-channel:

i just found this very threatening drawing of darrell on my phone from many months ago and i have no recollection of drawing it i’m scared why is he looking at me like that

saywhat-politics: