April 2025

chronicillnesshumor:

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You’re confusing. Come back if you die

dreadwedge:

(bleeding from my wound) notice anythiung differebt about me ;)

kosmogrl:

spent five hours alone listening to music, turns out I will be ok

4waystreet:

remember when it was fun

c3po:

effemimaniac:

c3po:

over tourism is ruining the beach that makes you old

it doesn’t even make you that old anymore.

last time i went i saw a baby there. that shouldn’t even be possible

evilwizard:

obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics:

evilwizard:

darkhexqc:

evilwizard:

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

The Red ones are mine try not to get tangled please

i thought we scheduled around this

i know its last second but is it ok if i send green lightening arching into the heavens while all this is going on?

for fuck’s sake guys

theconcealedweapon:

bnprime:

dead-generations:

cognitiveinequality:

prisonhannibal:

you really can’t unsee american military propaganda in movies like once you start thinking about it you are doomed to be the friend who’s too political when people put on an action movie for the rest of your life

truth

its more than that as the link suggests: the pentagon basically gets to decide whether or not you get access to humvees and other military equipment for your movie and they ask for a pass over any script in exchange. most notoriously Marvel was blacklisted by them for a while allegedly because of the Avengers movie making the military ‘look bad’ in being unable to prevent destruction to new york city.

and you can really see this shift, the avengers era and before they had tons of access to military vehicles and the government and military featured quite prominently, and then with Winter Soldier that suddenly all got flushed away and we didnt return there for a while

more interestingly, you can see exactly when and how they got back in the good graces of the DOD: Captain Marvel and Black Panther. I believe Black Panther was given a pass over by the pentagon as the first step to getting back in the good books (note the CIA is the goodguys plotline. not shield - the CIA specifically, in a movie about black american politics. hm). Then captain marvel was made into a blatant airforce recruitment ad. Fun stuff!

this but i was under the impression at the time of the winter soldier that the director did not agree to the deal because it was kind of an anti-military picture and he did not want to do the thing where the army gets a veto.

puke-ur-gutz:

lets kissy mama

woefullobster:

let’s tussle with mama

justsomeguycore:

justsomeguycore:

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

my science fair project in fifth grade was basically i had this printout of a bunch of toys that were stereotypically boy toys and girl toys, and i would have my classmates study the sheet for some short period of time, idr if it was like 30 seconds or a minute or whatever, then put it away and had them recall to me as many toys as they could remember. my hypothesis was officially that boys would remember more boy toys and girls would remember more girl toys, but secretly in my head i knew that girls would probably remember boy toys and girl toys relatively equally but boys would still remember mostly boy toys. and that ended up being the case. and i still remember this 20 years later because it hasn’t fucking stopped. and you know what they didn’t even like my project. participation ribbon. i was a fifth grade feminist theorist and no one cared

blueengland:

my hungry ass could never be an scp researcher

blueengland:

what if there’s a monster around the corner…

*turns corner*

oh god… now i’m around the corner… have i been the monster this whole time…?

blueengland:

you ever feel crazy knowing people see these two

as seperate colours but these two

as the same

roadhogsbigbelly:

polyamory hate is so weird to me, because “having casual sex with multiple people at the same time” is considered like. a sign of being a cool person, until those people are like. fat or have blue hair and pronouns or whatever

chaoticgouda:

blueengland-2:

blueengland:

what if diarys were real

what if journals were fake…

blueengland-2:

blueengland:

blueengland:

why is the glorious wizard kingdom following me

what do you want from me

don’t do it, worse blueengland. wizards are boeurgoeire. bougouise. bouegiose. bourgois. bourgeose. beourgoiree.

blueengland-2:

blueengland:

i need YOU! yes, you, the one with the hair and the nice face! i need YOU to vote in MY object show!

☝️if you have no hair and a horrible face i don’t mind taking you instead

dragons-locator:

g-l-o-w-y-l-i-g-h-t-s:

e-the-village-cryptid:

seen so many posts that are like “I was so confused when I saw all this posting about some non-existent movie “Goncharov” like it was real” I wasn’t. this happens 5 times a week. my dash is routinely filled to the brim with passionate analysis of absurd-sounding movies and tv shows I have never heard of. I never for a second doubted the existence of a russian mafia movie set in italy with massive numbers of bizarrely named characters and no cohesive understanding of the movie’s themes or plot until I saw a post saying to tag it as unreality. this is tumblr. this happens daily. not one thought crossed my mind except “ha, looks like a few of my mutuals have a new hyperfixation.” this is what tumblr has done to me. you could tell me there’s a new tv show about dolphins with french accents living as royalty in victorian england while secretly starting a cult to renew the worship of the greek gods and the shipping discourse is intense and I would simply think “sounds legit” and keep scrolling

This idiot hasn’t seen The Dolphin Court

seen so many posts that are like “I was so confused when I saw all this posting about some non-existent movie “Goncharov” like it was real” I wasn’t. this happens 5 times a week. my dash is routinely filled to the brim with passionate analysis of absurd-sounding movies and tv shows I have never heard of.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

who-won-you-decide:

Freshy Kanal - Creeper vs Bob-omb

Creeper

Bob-omb

See Results

hurglewurm:

animated drawing of a four-legged shark walking left to right. above, the words "he is proceeding" appear as he steps.ALT

what i’ve been up to the past 20 minutes

lmaonade:

what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer 

lmaonade:

what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer 

lila-rayne:

abandoned-quiche:

aquaiznet:

abandoned-quiche:

abandoned-quiche:

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I’m collecting them.

* (Right now, I’m 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses… (I don’t ever want to close them!

a lot of people in the notes are saying stuff like “this sounds like undertale dialogue” as if there aren’t asterisks before every line, my username isn’t abandoned-quiche, and my profile picture isn’t kris deltarune

1,762, you say? oh and two more. So that’s 1,764 then. Well don’t mind if I do.

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The pleasure’s mine :)

(cant have fucking anything on this website

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ozempicofficial:

blueengland:

if this post reaches 1 billion notes i’ll finally read homestuck

miggylol:

spongebobssquarepants:

neednothavehappenedtobetrue:

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that’s my human body UI improvement for the day.

theauthor27:

uhuh100:

blackpanthersdick:

I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

sorry prev youre green actually.

I’M NOT GREEN YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE IF THE PFP I’M NOT GREEN

suppermariobroth:

Officially licensed 2015 claw machine-exclusive Shy Boo plush from Japan.

Main Blog | Patreon | Twitter | Bluesky | Small Findings | Source: VGPlushDaily

princessbento:

meatswitch-deactivated20231107:

mysharona1987:


brucie baby? this brucie baby??

brucie baby lore

🏢

blueengland:

elogaming:

what the fuck is that thing

don’t worry i got this

✈️

🏢🏢

I sure like my job here on the twelfth floor

Oh is that a plane

🏢

blueengland:

elogaming:

what the fuck is that thing

don’t worry i got this

✈️

organicmatter:

Ballpoint pen on cotton canvas :)

shin-zaibatsu:

this seems like 70% of Tumblr at this point (not my drawing)

beemovieerotica:

disenchanteds:

my beautiful wife “open link in new tab”

kelpiekorn:

I feel like the thing thats really different about the polish trans experience is that because the language is heavily gendered and asking about a persons gender is very much not normalized, now that my body looks mostly androgynous people started referring to me with grammatical forms that have never been uttered by human tongue before. Last week a woman couldn’t decide what gender I was so after trying several she settled on speaking to me in plural and infinitive

cod:

yandere-angela:

mankind-bea-vigilant:

listen I know this person was probably just capitalizing it like this for emphasis but I’m not going to rule out the possibility that this person wants God bouncing and moaning on it

exitwound:

exitwound:

charlottan:

this is the saddest fucking thing. wheres that post about when you cant even write a poem about it because its just there already

if you germinate cucumber seeds in the dark vs. in the light the ones grown in the light will look normal and the ones grown in the dark actually won’t be stunted in the way you might predict, these seedlings grow into pale yellow plants with smaller leaves because they expend every ounce of energy they have into growing as tall as they can possibly endure, in the dark they grow much faster and taller than they do in the light, because they don’t know they’re an experimental treatment kept in the dark, they think they’re buried alive in the soil or under some foliage and they’re growing upwards trying to break through into the light. its the most obvious thing in the world and also the most devastating

#i feel. a bit like rhubarb

hi me too

scientia-rex:

elvencantation:

sqbr:

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

stuffman:

image

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

additions from the og artist (credit)

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

lindleland:

hearthomelesbian:

westmansion:

catboybeebop:

soundtestmenu:

hollowtones:

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bisexualchemistry:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

these fucking tags 😭

zoestorm:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

acutecoral:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

Some clarifications and an update

thank you @acutecoral for the update. can everyone in the notes act normal now please

I will act normal if you give me an M&M.

zoestorm:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

acutecoral:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

Some clarifications and an update

thank you @acutecoral for the update. can everyone in the notes act normal now please

I will act normal if you give me an M&M.

oodles-of-boodle:

beardedmrbean:

Update!

NOT A HUMAN BONE

warningsine: