April 2025

sapphling:

the words “boy” and “toy” rhyming is such a rare linguistic triumph for english. they did this for me

mrscancelled-1:

queen-of-moths:

You should check your e-mail…

It feels so good to be responsible and check your e-mail.

prialinde:

sugary-sheep:

I don’t think anyone can say they had a truly healthy childhood. I feel like there’s a baseline level of trauma that comes with the fact that you’re the legal property of someone else for your most vulnerable years, no matter how great your parents are, and this only gets exponentially worse for every degree away from perfect experts with principled objections to normative child abuse your parents are.

The simple presence of this factoid causes damage proportional to how aware you are of it at the time. I know that even if my parents had done things better, I don’t know how they’d reconcile the fact that my perspective always included thoughts such as, “I don’t have a choice because they are currently my life support”

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

What we’ve gotta understand is that “the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults” and “the modern Internet is abolishing space for children” are compatible phenomena. Neither group is being favoured: the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults (i.e., because grown-up topics aren’t advertiser friendly) and the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for children (i.e., because online communities which consist principally of people who have no money are hard to sell things to). The Internet that contemporary corporate interests are trying to build isn’t a space for anyone – it’s the digital equivalent of an Ikea showroom.

Like, when I say that the greater part of contemporary social media is fundamentally hostile to human life, I’m not indulging in hyperbole or constructing an ironic metaphor. I mean that 100% literally.

springselkie:

i’m afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential

Wait a second


captchalogue


This… No… This is, Homest-


*Dies*

kira-serialfaggot:

prettycottonmouthlamia:

prettycottonmouthlamia:

Sometimes it does feel weird talking about NSFW bans because you either see it discussed in the sense of “NSFW bans are bad because the systems just randomly shoot innocent queer people!” or “The NSFW was bad (supposedly) but all the weirdos who jacked off to porn went away so things are nicer now” and its like

man that’s great meanwhile I don’t think Mastercard should decide if I pay someone to draw Cynthia from Pokemon being brainwashed or not.

There’s just this unspoken rule that kink art is inherently disposable or cheap or not worth defending and man kink art rocks. I love people who create it. People who write about kink and draw it and live it are the coolest fucking people ever and they shouldn’t be targeted period.

All meaningful art is kink art and as such All kink art is meaningful

brotherluv:

i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

throathole:

If you think about it…. the acronym KYS isn’t saying “kill yourself,” it’s saying Kill Your Self. Three words. As in, kill the concept of the “Self” - your consciousness’s perception that it is an individual, that it has one meaningful isolated identity that is “you,” that it is not but a droplet in the grand ocean of interconnected souls of all living beings in this universe. I think this is beautiful. Embrace ego death and become one with everything. Everyone should KYS

biksarddedrak:

squidspawn:

apocrypals:

mcgravin:

creature-wizard:

wormnoodless:

lydiardbell:

weirdreindeer:

“Are you saying that Jesus isn’t fully man” he’s literally not. He’s half deity. Why did you word it like that?

“Jesus was fully human and fully divine” is conventionally accepted doctrine. It’s called the hypostatic union. It’s in the Athanasian creed.

Sounds like wormnoodless is recapitulating Eutychianism (Christ exists in one nature and of two), which was rejected by the Fourth Ecumenical Council in 451, instead adopting Dyophysitism (Jesus Christ is one person of one substance and one hypostasis, with two distinct, inseparable natures: divine and human), which is still the main belief of most major denominations.

Sorry, wormnoodless, you’re a heretic.

@apocrypals, do I have it (mostly) right?

Correct

Anything other than “fully God, fully man” is heretical

#sometimes the nature of tumblr is that someone accidentally reinvents the great schism (1054) all over again

Babe wake up, there is old heresy on Tumblr.com

sexypeople-contests-2025:

Tumblr Sexywoman Contest 2025 Final Round

Morticia Addams

Miss Piggy

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earhartsease:

caspercryptid:

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caspercryptid:

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

I Am So Fucking Tired

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went “wow, it has a reblog already?” And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

I actually wasn’t that far off you guys

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

obvious night mare pun [here]

depsidase:

xiranjayzhao:

xiranjayzhao:

Just stumbled upon a thriving “Billary” fandom on the Chinese Internet????

?????????????????

theconcealedweapon:

fartcowboy:

Anthro furry commissions open and reduced! (edited post)

Payment through Paypal only!

Keep reading

ahedderick:

jellogram:

jellogram:

The bimbo feminism girls who love Legally Blonde really missed like the whole point of the movie. The point is that she’s not a brainless bimbo. She saves the day with her knowledge of haircare, sure, but she got in the room by going to law school. You cannot reduce that movie down to “Girl knowledge saves the day!” because the perm wouldn’t have mattered if she hadn’t spent the entire rest of the movie working her ass off in an unrelated field. The feminist angle is that she can have girly interests and also be smart, not that having girly interests is feminist in itself

I think it’s also worth adding that the main reason Elle is so effective is because she’s sweet to everyone and finds ways to connect with people. She’s not sitting around judging other women for knowing less about beauty than she does. So if you’re making tiktoks about being That Girl or snarking at other girls, you did NOT learn your lesson from Elle Woods.

Oh, we really can’t be keeping THAT gem in the tags.

depsidase:

malibuklaus:

torschlusspanikattack:

torschlusspanikattack:

some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

downside of this is you can never tell anyone when you’ve made huge progress or had a huge breakthrough bc you’re either keeping the problem to yourself or you’re pretending the problem is already solved and then rapidly working to make that statement true by the time anyone checks

pillgirls:

new ask game send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want

holmesandtheroman:

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

mtsodie:

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

wildflower182:

xain-russell:

spookybuttons-deactivated202101:

spookybuttons-deactivated202101:

spookybuttons-deactivated202101:

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what’s on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy’s

I pointed at the monster and went “That’s Freddy!” and I’ve never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that’s why I knew the names of the demons in his head

I wrote back to psychologist like “I’m not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient”

at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence 

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels 

so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes 

“i love bible”

It’s almost like taking an invested interest in what your children enjoy will help you understand them.

that addition might be the most savage call out i’ve ever seen

segamascott:

sillydegu:

She knows there’s food in there

weaselle:

rose-of-pollux:

the-real-nikki19:

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that “we couldn’t ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway”

“Every writer”?

come on

Reblog if you’re a writer who doesn’t use AI.

not only do i not use AI generation to write, but i also, any writing group or competition that allows it? isn’t worth my time to be a part of.

ashstfu:

ashstfu:

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

and i have no concept of passage of time

oliviawebsite:

fredersen:

fredersen:

fredersen:

fredersen:

Yeah so I went to go visit my friend- / ALL YOUR FRIEND ARE BELONG TO USALT

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

What we’ve gotta understand is that “the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults” and “the modern Internet is abolishing space for children” are compatible phenomena. Neither group is being favoured: the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for adults (i.e., because grown-up topics aren’t advertiser friendly) and the modern Internet is abolishing spaces for children (i.e., because online communities which consist principally of people who have no money are hard to sell things to). The Internet that contemporary corporate interests are trying to build isn’t a space for anyone – it’s the digital equivalent of an Ikea showroom.

Like, when I say that the greater part of contemporary social media is fundamentally hostile to human life, I’m not indulging in hyperbole or constructing an ironic metaphor. I mean that 100% literally.

dan-tad:

did you know public libraries are free and beautiful

nyancrimew:

im like if a snob was also a slob. yknow. type vibe

allthingswhumpyandangsty:

people who write their fics directly onto archive of our own site do not fear death by the way

in all seriousness, please always keep backups of your works, write them somewhere else (google doc is a good choice) then copy and paste onto ao3 when you’re done, because ao3 itself does not automatically save your works for you, meaning you can lose all of your progress

kathifee-world3:

vangoghcore:

by ryanresatka

❣️…

ntrlily:

ntrlily:

Me 5 seconds after my corpo mandated password change: Hey did you know mandated periodic password changes aren’t considered good cybersecurity practice and in fact actually weaken password security? Just a funny little fact I thought you should know.

“ISO 27001 requires it, so our hands are tied”

It’s actually ISO 27002 that had these guidelines and they removed them in 2022

that-0ne-loser:

i want to become an evil scientist who makes a very large pea ok, (for clarifcation i mean the vegtible thing) and even the heros ae trying t get him to be sligtly evil, they want him to do his evil scientist job but they all fail because im napping in a giant pea om nom nom ::)

plastidecor:

HELP

randomalienencounter:

ufo-encounter:

randomalienencounter:

spacepsychologist:

missbuster:

flootzavut:

perfectlyhopeless:

bruh-moment-dot-jpeg:

boop-le-beep:

emilyelizabethfowl:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

i love it so much every time i see it

“ugh stupid gravity” 

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

ꖎᒲᔑ𝙹

*flies past*

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donutsbagels:

Okay I JUST realized I never posted these on here—- BUT BASICALLY, about a year and a half ago I started doing these experimental black hairstyle posts that were threads long on Twitter, to give artists a source of inspo for their black ocs whose hair they wanted to try something new with! There’s more to black hair than just the selected styles portrayed in media, and I thought it would be fun to show people how much texture, shape, fades, length, and style can be combined when drawing black hair—-cause it’s a kind of manipulation our hair can do irl! The OG posts were lost with the hacking of my original Twitter account (@/bagels_donuts) but I’ve since reuploaded the whole thread to my new Twitter (@/ItsDonutsFR)! I hope artists on tumblr find these useful, sorry it took me so long to post them here😭🙏🏾 I’ll upload them all in parts!

Part 1: Long masc hairstyles + playing with fades

cali:

2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous


2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

shadowsfavlatina:

quarsonist:

tinypaperwindmill:

someones-here-for-sure:

part-time-zombie:

willgrahamscock:

I cannot believe there’s absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

Exactly! It’s freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they’re all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we’ve truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

i know, it’s so annoying for everything to be paid nowadays, especially movies and tv shows. it would be perfect if i could watch them without getting infected by some virus or some shit. i’m fine with ads, they gotta run themselves somehow, but i want to watch stuff and .live! if they have to use different domains i’m okay with that too, because free media is .top dog either way.

for mobile users, it especially sucks, because you can’t just use websites and you have to not only pay, but you have to download a billion apps just to find what the thing you wanna watch is on. it doesn’t help that the streaming services take up...so much space. so much.

memeuplift:

GAMING NEWS !!

luxwing:

luxwing:

expensive

writedreamlie:

knitmeapony:

Bsky post by libro.fm: Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies.

Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all…mega-retailers do not.

Fuck Amazon. Go to bookshop.org or better yet, take a little time on Saturday to visit your local indie bookstore.

What’s not mentioned here is that Libro FM (audiobook version of Bookshop.org!!) is having a sale RIGHT NOW for independent bookstore week! So if you’re a local, shop your local indie this weekend–if you’re a visual reader, shop Bookshop.org–and if you’re an audiobook fan, shop Libro FM!

writedreamlie:

knitmeapony:

Bsky post by libro.fm: Tomorrow, a certain online mega-retailer launches a book sale, just days before Indie Bookstore Day on 4/26. This is no coincidence; Bookstore Day is one of the largest revenue drivers for indies.

Indies need our support to thrive & build community spaces for all…mega-retailers do not.

Fuck Amazon. Go to bookshop.org or better yet, take a little time on Saturday to visit your local indie bookstore.

What’s not mentioned here is that Libro FM (audiobook version of Bookshop.org!!) is having a sale RIGHT NOW for independent bookstore week! So if you’re a local, shop your local indie this weekend–if you’re a visual reader, shop Bookshop.org–and if you’re an audiobook fan, shop Libro FM!

minotaurfaggot:

minotaurfaggot:

Interesting….

This can’t be…

bebsi-cola:

abled bodied people also need to understand that, for physically disabled people resting isn’t “free time” that you can use up with assigning us tasks or duties because you’re busy. it’s an essential part of managing disability and some of us have a hard limit that we’re avoiding by having days where we do nothing.

beaniebeby:

beaniebeby:

shes pretty small for an akita

aye now what

cockodemon:

shencomix:

Dude that’s rough, i once dated the sun and now whenever I go outside people think the world is ending

finleycannotdraw:

duckdotcom:

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest