objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is “alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines”. birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window
very true. just fact checked this and there are many pictures of birds covered in oil.
Shoutout to that time someone posted this on one of my servers and multiple people were going “this is exclusionary to people who don’t drink/are allergic to dogs, also it is ableist to expect me to understand the concept of an analogy”
Like yes ok I would definitely have neither 2 beers with you nor leave a puppy with any of you
“Humans are inherently selfish–“ Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn’t sound very "inherently selfish” to me.
Dude people used to advertise on this website isn’t that insane
The idea that this platform which now largely exists for t4t sexting and rampant unmoderated bigotry was so prominent that official accounts for awful spider man movies promoted themselves here with gifsets so bad that we now pass them around like relics of a forgotten age is just. So good.
Northern Arctic hares have a strange habit of fleeing by hopping on their hind legs instead of running on all fours, and no one knows why the hell this happens
I used to hate the word faggot but now I realize that it’s probably one of the only things that the gay community has left that isn’t being sanitized, shined, and sold back to us at a premium by deceitful ass companies who claim to like us but then vote for policies that kill us. you’re not gonna see a bank in a pride parade with banners that say “we love faggots” but you sure as hell will see a gay person saying “I love being a faggot” it feels so more real.
and I want it to stay controversial too because if a bank ever feels like they have the right to say “haha faggot right guys? 😏🏳️🌈” we should be able to publicly execute their ceo
The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose
Mary Magdalene was fujoshi and this is a truth the church has tried to hide for centuries. That fruity bunch of boys she was following was a dead giveaway
Full boy mode person complimented my tattoos on the train and showed me her celeste phone background and said “if im right you’ll be able to get some information from that” and we had a nice conversation and it completely lifted my mood after a shitty day
Tumblr is the kind of website where I can just tell someone their cat looks like an evil vizier with no further context and everyone will understand that it was a compliment
Reddit is the kind of website where I cannot do that
Does he look like someone you would trust to give you good advice?
This cat does not look like an evil vizier. I would trust his advice.
You’re all heartless churls, being extremely mean to this lovely cat who has done nothing wrong
Why, just yesterday, this faithful feline outlined a plan to me whereby my army shall be at the gates of St. Petersburg ere a fortnight passes, negotiating the Tsar’s surrender of the western provinces
Feb 4, 2025 - Thousands of Los Angeles high school students walked out of class and marched on the city capitol in third straight day of Anti-ICE protests. (Source)
PROTESTS ARE HAPPENING. THEY ARE JUST NOT BEING COVERED OUTSIDE OF LOCAL MEDIA OUTLETS. DO NOT RELY ON MAINSTREAM MEDIA.
There was a huge Trans-rights demonstration last night in New York outside of NYU Langone hospital in protest of their decision to halt gender-affirming care under Trump’s order. (Source)
looked at this and freaked out because I noticed that it said “petrolatum” and not “petroleum”.
My whole life I thought that it was some weird byproduct of the oil industry, and I never questioned that belief.
I suddenly remembered every time I had called it “petroleum jelly” and thought that I must’ve looked like a massive idiot.
Anyway, anything that enters my brain is immediately converted into the action of pulling up a Wikipedia article, and as it turns out, it actually is called “petroleum jelly” (which consists of white petrolatum) and is a weird byproduct of the oil industry
lord give you the strength to read the rest of the post 🙏
looked at this and freaked out because I noticed that it said “petrolatum” and not “petroleum”.
My whole life I thought that it was some weird byproduct of the oil industry, and I never questioned that belief.
I suddenly remembered every time I had called it “petroleum jelly” and thought that I must’ve looked like a massive idiot.
Anyway, anything that enters my brain is immediately converted into the action of pulling up a Wikipedia article, and as it turns out, it actually is called “petroleum jelly” (which consists of white petrolatum) and is a weird byproduct of the oil industry
lord give you the strength to read the rest of the post 🙏
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