March 2025

yay855:

Honestly, it’s really fun how Dungeon Meshi haa the main party take on a teenage cat girl halfway through the series, except she’s covered in fur all over so nothing shows even when she’s naked, she’s arguably the most skilled combatant in the group, basically everyone treats her like a kid they’re taking care of, she acts like a feral cat begrudgingly choosing to adopt a group of humans instead of a needy kitten, she’s a picky eater, she’s immune to monsters that try to seduce you, and her past as a slave is directly shown to be traumatic and miserable to the point that her former owner literally made her have a magic seal on her neck that would murder her if she managed to escape.

She’s basically the antithesis of fanservice catgirls. Every single trait other series use to turn catgirls into sex objects is inverted to make for an entertaining and interesting character.

randomalienencounter:

knilolas:

randomalienencounter:

noorsfavs:

randomalienencounter:

noorsfavs:

randomalienencounter:

unpeeled-human:

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WHY IS THE ALIEN HERE

why are you saying it like that

sorry 💔

ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣'ᓭ ∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ╎ ℸ ̣⍑𝙹⚍⊣⍑ℸ ̣.

╎ᒲ ᓭℸ ̣╎ꖎꖎ ᓵ𝙹リ⎓⚍ᓭᒷ↸ ∴⍑|| !¡ᒷ𝙹!¡ꖎᒷ ᔑᓵℸ ̣ ꖎ╎ꖌᒷ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ||‘⍊ᒷ リᒷ⍊ᒷ∷ ᓭᒷᒷリ ᔑリ ᒷ ̇/ℸ ̣∷ᔑℸ ̣ᒷ∷∷ᒷᓭℸ ̣∷╎ᔑꖎ ʖᒷ⎓𝙹∷ᒷ

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everythingfox:

He became the very thing he sought to destroy

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and…… I’ll share, but just know that it’s an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she’s a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

here

so for some reason you have all crucified her

(image credit: spaceyalien, trollrider1111, darkhumanbiscuitlawyer, spocktopodes, gilithan, alwaysrebloggingcreatures, lesbian-moon-gf, azaluna, ye3honk, crutchie-morris, eclecticelectriceccentric, cyber-cuck)

pens-and-paperbacks:

snazzycicada:

Nosferatu is hilarious at times. When Orlok signs the paperwork to get that house and says, “now we are neighbors,” I heard quite a few chuckles in the theater I was in. Also, Ellen being like, “I pray my Thomas is ok,” just to see him in the family guy death pose the very next scene like a split second later? I was fucking dying.

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pseudocyan:

c-53:

I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.

And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT

literally this

limbbreakerextremeceolovemaker:

HELLO? HOW DO I ACCESS “FUCK‐WEB”

patheticperipatetic:

everythingfox:

Took a risk and it paid off

This is the face of someone who knows this doesn’t always work.

thefleetingflashofa-sword623:

1hoverman0k:

Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day

This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real

US CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY & GLOBAL TERRORISM

problemstheclown:

uswarcrimes:

US Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction
The indiscriminate use of bombs by the US, usually outside a declared war situation, for wanton destruction, for no military objectives, whose targets and victims are civilian populations, or what we now call “collateral damage.”

  • Japan (1945) 
  • China (1945-46) 
  • Korea & China (1950-53) 
  • Guatemala (1954, 1960, 1967-69) 
  • Indonesia (1958) 
  • Cuba (1959-61) 
  • Congo (1964) 
  • Peru (1965) 
  • Laos (1964-70) 
  • Vietnam (1961-1973) 
  • Cambodia (1969-70) 
  • Grenada (1983) 
  • Lebanon (1983-84) 
  • Libya (1986) 
  • El Salvador (1980s) 
  • Nicaragua (1980s) 
  • Iran (1987) 
  • Panama (1989) 
  • Iraq (1991-2000) 
  • Kuwait (1991) 
  • Somalia (1993) 
  • Bosnia (1994-95) 
  • Sudan (1998) 
  • Afghanistan (1998) 
  • Pakistan (1998) 
  • Yugoslavia (1999) 
  • Bulgaria (1999) 
  • Macedonia (1999)

US Use of Chemical & Biological Weapons
The US has refused to sign Conventions against the development and use of
chemical and biological weapons, and has either used or tested (without
informing the civilian populations) these weapons in the following
locations abroad:

  • Bahamas (late 1940s-mid-1950s) 
  • Canada (1953) 
  • China and Korea (1950-53) 
  • Korea (1967-69) 
  • Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia (1961-1970) 
  • Panama (1940s-1990s) 
  • Cuba (1962, 69, 70, 71, 81, 96)

And the US has tested such weapons on US civilian populations, without
their knowledge, in the following locations:

  • Watertown, NY and US Virgin Islands (1950) 
  • SF Bay Area (1950, 1957-67) 
  • Minneapolis (1953) 
  • St. Louis (1953) 
  • Washington, DC Area (1953, 1967) 
  • Florida (1955) 
  • Savannah GA/Avon Park, FL (1956-58) 
  • New York City (1956, 1966) 
  • Chicago (1960)

And the US has encouraged the use of such weapons, and provided the
technology to develop such weapons in various nations abroad, including:

  • Egypt 
  • South Africa 
  • Iraq

US Political and Military Interventions since 1945
The US has launched a series of military and political interventions since
1945, often to install puppet regimes, or alternatively to engage in political actions such as smear campaigns, sponsoring or targeting opposition political groups (depending on how they served US interests), undermining political parties, sabotage and terror campaigns, and so forth. It has done so in nations such as

  • China (1945-51) 
  • South Africa (1960s-1980s)
  • France (1947) 
  • Bolivia (1964-75)
  • Marshall Islands (1946-58) 
  • Australia (1972-75)
  • Italy (1947-1975) 
  • Iraq (1972-75)
  • Greece (1947-49) 
  • Portugal (1974-76)
  • Philippines (1945-53) 
  • East Timor (1975-99)
  • Korea (1945-53) 
  • Ecuador (1975)
  • Albania (1949-53) 
  • Argentina (1976)
  • Eastern Europe (1948-56) 
  • Pakistan (1977)
  • Germany (1950s) 
  • Angola (1975-1980s)
  • Iran (1953) 
  • Jamaica (1976)
  • Guatemala (1953-1990s) 
  • Honduras (1980s)
  • Costa Rica (mid-1950s, 1970-71) 
  • Nicaragua (1980s)
  • Middle East (1956-58) 
  • Philippines (1970s-90s)
  • Indonesia (1957-58) 
  • Seychelles (1979-81)
  • Haiti (1959) 
  • South Yemen (1979-84)
  • Western Europe (1950s-1960s) 
  • South Korea (1980)
  • Guyana (1953-64) 
  • Chad (1981-82)
  • Iraq (1958-63) 
  • Grenada (1979-83)
  • Vietnam (1945-53) 
  • Suriname (1982-84)
  • Cambodia (1955-73) 
  • Libya (1981-89)
  • Laos (1957-73) 
  • Fiji (1987)
  • Thailand (1965-73) 
  • Panama (1989)
  • Ecuador (1960-63) 
  • Afghanistan (1979-92)
  • Congo (1960-65, 1977-78) 
  • El Salvador (1980-92)
  • Algeria (1960s) 
  • Haiti (1987-94)
  • Brazil (1961-64) 
  • Bulgaria (1990-91)
  • Peru (1965) 
  • Albania (1991-92)
  • Dominican Republic (1963-65) 
  • Somalia (1993)
  • Cuba (1959-present) 
  • Iraq (1990s)
  • Indonesia (1965) 
  • Peru (1990-present)
  • Ghana (1966) 
  • Mexico (1990-present)
  • Uruguay (1969-72) 
  • Colombia (1990-present)
  • Chile (1964-73) 
  • Yugoslavia (1995-99)
  • Greece (1967-74)

US Perversions of Foreign Elections
The US has specifically intervened to rig or distort the outcome of foreign elections, and sometimes engineered sham “demonstration” elections to ward off accusations of government repression in allied nations in the US sphere of influence. These sham elections have often installed or maintained in power repressive dictators who have victimized their populations. Such practices have occurred in nations such as:

  • Philippines (1950s) 
  • Italy (1948-1970s) 
  • Lebanon (1950s) 
  • Indonesia (1955) 
  • Vietnam (1955) 
  • Guyana (1953-64) 
  • Japan (1958-1970s) 
  • Nepal (1959) 
  • Laos (1960) 
  • Brazil (1962) 
  • Dominican Republic (1962) 
  • Guatemala (1963) 
  • Bolivia (1966) 
  • Chile (1964-70) 
  • Portugal (1974-75) 
  • Australia (1974-75) 
  • Jamaica (1976) 
  • El Salvador (1984) 
  • Panama (1984, 89) 
  • Nicaragua (1984, 90) 
  • Haiti (1987, 88) 
  • Bulgaria (1990-91) 
  • Albania (1991-92) 
  • Russia (1996) 
  • Mongolia (1996) 
  • Bosnia (1998)

US Versus World at the United Nations
The US has repeatedly acted to undermine peace and human rights initiatives at the United Nations, routinely voting against hundreds of UN resolutions and treaties. The US easily has the worst record of any nation on not supporting UN treaties. In almost all of its hundreds of “no” votes, the US was the “sole” nation to vote no (among the 100-130 nations that usually vote), and among only 1 or 2 other nations voting no the rest of the time. Here’s a representative sample of US votes from 1978-1987:

  • US Is the Sole “No” Vote on Resolutions or Treaties
  • For aid to underdeveloped nations 
  • For the promotion of developing nation exports 
  • For UN promotion of human rights
  • For protecting developing nations in trade agreements
  • For New International Economic Order for underdeveloped nations
  • For development as a human right
  • Versus multinational corporate operations in South Africa
  • For cooperative models in developing nations
  • For right of nations to economic system of their choice
  • Versus chemical and biological weapons (at least 3 times)
  • Versus Namibian apartheid
  • For economic/standard of living rights as human rights
  • Versus apartheid South African aggression vs. neighboring states (2 times)
  • Versus foreign investments in apartheid South Africa
  • For world charter to protect ecology
  • For anti-apartheid convention
  • For anti-apartheid convention in international sports
  • For nuclear test ban treaty (at least 2 times)
  • For prevention of arms race in outer space
  • For UNESCO-sponsored new world information order (at least 2 times)
  • For international law to protect economic rights
  • For Transport & Communications Decade in Africa
  • Versus manufacture of new types of weapons of mass destruction 
  • Versus naval arms race 
  • For Independent Commission on Disarmament & Security Issues 
  • For UN response mechanism for natural disasters 
  • For the Right to Food 
  • For Report of Committee on Elimination of Racial Discrimination 
  • For UN study on military development 
  • For Commemoration of 25th anniversary of Independence for Colonial Countries 
  • For Industrial Development Decade in Africa 
  • For interdependence of economic and political rights 
  • For improved UN response to human rights abuses 
  • For protection of rights of migrant workers 
  • For protection against products harmful to health and the environment 
  • For a Convention on the Rights of the Child 
  • For training journalists in the developing world 
  • For international cooperation on third world debt 
  • For a UN Conference on Trade & Development
  • US Is 1 of Only 2 “No” Votes on Resolutions or Treaties 
  • For Palestinian living conditions/rights (at least 8 times) 
  • Versus foreign intervention into other nations 
  • For a UN Conference on Women 
  • Versus nuclear test explosions (at least 2 times) 
  • For the non-use of nuclear weapons vs. non-nuclear states 
  • For a Middle East nuclear free zone 
  • Versus Israeli nuclear weapons (at least 2 times) 
  • For a new world international economic order 
  • For a trade union conference on sanctions vs. South Africa 
  • For the Law of the Sea Treaty 
  • For economic assistance to Palestinians 
  • For UN measures against fascist activities and groups 
  • For international cooperation on money/finance/debt/trade/development 
  • For a Zone of Peace in the South Atlantic 
  • For compliance with Intl Court of Justice decision for Nicaragua vs. US. 
  • **For a conference and measures to prevent international terrorism (including its underlying causes) 
  • For ending the trade embargo vs. Nicaragua
  • US Is 1 of Only 3 “No” Votes on Resolutions and Treaties 
  • Versus Israeli human rights abuses (at least 6 times) 
  • Versus South African apartheid (at least 4 times) 
  • Versus return of refugees to Israel 
  • For ending nuclear arms race (at least 2 times) 
  • For an embargo on apartheid South Africa 
  • For South African liberation from apartheid (at least 3 times) 
  • For the independence of colonial nations 
  • For the UN Decade for Women 
  • Versus harmful foreign economic practices in colonial territories 
  • For a Middle East Peace Conference 
  • For ending the embargo of Cuba (at least 10 times)

In addition, the US has: 

  • Repeatedly withheld its dues from the UN 
  • Twice left UNESCO because of its human rights initiatives 
  • Twice left the International Labor Organization for its workers rights initiatives 
  • Refused to renew the Antiballistic Missile Treaty 
  • Refused to sign the Kyoto Treaty on global warming 
  • Refused to back the World Health Organization’s ban on infant formula abuses 
  • Refused to sign the Anti-Biological Weapons Convention 
  • Refused to sign the Convention against the use of land mines 
  • Refused to participate in the UN Conference Against Racism in Durban 
  • Been one of the last nations in the world to sign the UN Covenant on 
  • Political & Civil Rights (30 years after its creation) 
  • Refused to sign the UN Covenant on Economic & Social Rights 
  • Opposed the emerging new UN Covenant on the Rights to Peace, Development & Environmental Protection

Sampling of Deaths >From US Military Interventions & Propping Up Corrupt
Dictators (using the most conservative estimates)

  • Nicaragua – 30,000 dead
  • Brazil  – 100,000 dead
  • Korea – 4 million dead
  • Guatemala – 200,000 dead
  • Honduras – 20,000 dead
  • El Salvador – 63,000 dead
  • Argentina – 40,000 dead
  • Bolivia – 10,000 dead
  • Uruguay – 10,000 dead
  • Ecuador – 10,000 dead
  • Peru – 10,000 dead
  • Iraq – 1.3 million dead
  • Iran – 30,000 dead
  • Sudan – 8-10,000 dead
  • Colombia – 50,000 dead
  • Panama – 5,000 dead
  • Japan – 140,000 dead
  • Afghanistan – 10,000 dead
  • Somalia – 5000 dead
  • Philippines – 150,000 dead
  • Haiti – 100,000 dead
  • Dominican Republic – 10,000 dead
  • Libya – 500 dead
  • Macedonia – 1000 dead
  • South Africa – 10,000 dead
  • Pakistan – 10,000 dead
  • Palestine – 40,000 dead
  • Indonesia – 1 million dead
  • East Timor – 1/3-½ of total population
  • Greece – 10,000 dead
  • Laos – 600,000 dead
  • Cambodia – 1 million dead
  • Angola – 300,000 dead
  • Grenada – 500 dead
  • Congo  – 2 million dead
  • Egypt – 10,000 dead
  • Vietnam – 1.5 million dead
  • Chile – 50,000 dead

Other Lethal US Interventions

CIA Terror Training Manuals

Development and distribution of training manuals for foreign military
personnel or foreign nationals, including instructions on assassination,
subversion, sabotage, population control, torture, repression,
psychological torture, death squads, etc.

Specific Torture Campaigns
Creation and launching of direct US campaigns to support torture as an
instrument of terror and social control for governments in Greece, Iran,
Vietnam, Bolivia, Uruguay, Brazil, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, and Panama

Supporting and Harboring Terrorists
The promotion, protection, arming or equipping of terrorists such as:

  • Klaus Barbie and other German Nazis, and Italian and Japanese fascists, after WW II
  • Manual Noriega (Panama), Saddam Hussein (Iraq), Rafael Trujillo (Dominican Republic), Osama bin Laden (Afghanistan), and others whose terrorism has come back to haunt us
  • Running the Higher War College (Brazil) and first School of the Americas (Panama), which gave US training to repressors, death squad members, and torturers (the second School of the Americas is still running at Ft. Benning GA)
  • Providing asylum for Cuban, Salvadoran, Guatemalan, Haitian, Chilean, Argentinian, Iranian, South Vietnamese and other terrorists, dictators, and torturers

Assassinating World Leaders
Using assassination as a tool of foreign policy, wherein the CIA has
initiated assassination attempts against at least 40 foreign heads of state
(some several times) in the last 50 years, a number of which have been
successful, such as: Patrice Lumumba (Congo), Rafael Trujillo (Dominican
Republic), Ngo Dihn Diem (Vietnam) Salvador Allende (Chile)

Arms Trade & US Military Presence

  • The US is the world’s largest seller of weapons abroad, arming dictators, militaries, and terrorists that repress or victimize their populations, and fueling scores of violent conflicts around the globe
  • The US is the world’s largest provider of live land mines which, even in peacetime, kill or injure at least several people around the world each day
  • The US has military bases in at least 50 nations around the world, which have led to frequent victimization of local populations.
  • The US military has been bombing one Middle Eastern or Muslim nation or another almost continuously since 1983, including Lebanon, Libya, Syria, Iran, the Sudan, Afghanistan, and Iraq (almost daily bombings since 1991)

This, then, is a sampling of American foreign policies over the last 50
years. The FBI uses the following definition for Terrorism: “The unlawful
use of force or violence committed by a group or individual, who has some
connection to a foreign power or whose activities transcend national
boundaries, against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a
government, the civilian population or any segment thereof, in furtherance
of political or social objectives.” This sounds like the terrorism we just
experienced. It also sounds a lot like the US policies and actions since
1945 that I’ve just described.

This is a version of an an original page atributed to Robert Elias, a US Professor of Political Science , a list which, like so many others,  has otherwise ‘disappered’

via https://web.archive.org/web/20161125052245/http://www.the-philosopher.co.uk/whocares/popups/warcrimes.htm

US Perversions of Foreign Elections” should also include 2018 Brazil, now that it is confirmed that the FBI directly intervened to have the frontrunner jailed, resulting in the election of Jair Messias Bolsonaro

vevader3:

toskarin:

“Haha, what a funny po- what was that?”


*slowly walks over*


“I must be seeing things…”

books-bread-and-brigandage:

macmanx:

nerdygaymormon:

“No, this isn’t a rewrite of history or science. You just weren’t paying attention in class.”

So what if it was a rewrite of science? We used to think light waves propagated via the lumanipherous ether, we used to think the contenents straed out from pangea because earth was slowly getting bigger, adaptig to new evidance is what science is supposed to do!

books-bread-and-brigandage:

owlstory:

xiranjayzhao:

Some truths about the publishing industry because I certainly got blindsided when going in. Now I’m so broken by this industry I struggle to encourage aspiring writers lmao

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Honestly, I think we need to hear these truths. And also saddening that nothing seems to have really changed. Anne of Green Gables, a “classic” book, took 8 years to get published, was rejected by Canadian publishers to be picked up by a US publisher, and then that same publisher screwed over L. M. Montgomery later (it led to a long court case).

Frank Herbert’s Dune, one of the moast influential and moast adapted works of Scence Fiction was rejected one HUNDRED times before it got published.

books-bread-and-brigandage:

fifteenzero:

Everyone needs to see this. I’m tired of this shit and I’m tired of people who think they’re not ableist.

If you only accept autism if you know a person’s diagnosis YOU DO NOT SUPPORT AUTISTIC PEOPLE.

You are not entitled to the medical history of strangers and if your compassion comes at cost of privacy, its just pitty and condensation.

books-bread-and-brigandage:

goldensunset:

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn’t need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

I’m safe but reblogging to warn others.

books-bread-and-brigandage:

memeuplift:

I honestly bet that was those firemen’s best day at work. low risk, high reward, lifesaving so property damage is permitted.

ghosthierophant:

becoming-never-being:

boobieteriat:

A relative of Vice President JD Vance says an Ohio hospital has refused to put her 12-year-old daughter on its heart transplant waiting list over her vaccine status.

Jeneen Deal, a mom-of-12 from Indiana who is related to Vance’s half-siblings through marriage, adopted Adaline from China as a 4-year-old knowing the little girl had two heart conditions, Ebstein’s anomaly and Wolff-Parkinson-White Syndrome, that meant she would one day require a transplant.

The girl has been receiving treatment from the Cincinnati Children’s Hospital, a leader in pediatric organ transplantation, for almost a decade. On January 17, Deal said Adaline’s doctor confirmed to the family that she was in heart failure.

“My heart’s getting sick,” Adaline Deal told Local 12. “I get tired. My legs get [too] tired to stand.”

The facility requires that heart transplant patients receive vaccinations for Covid-19 and flu as recipients are at much higher risk of infection – something the Deals aren’t willing to allow for their daughter.

Deal and her husband Brayton, who are both members of a non-denominational Christian church, said that the vaccines conflict with their religious and medical beliefs and that they would not be willing to inoculate their daughter.

The 12-year-old has been receiving treatment for two heart conditions, with her doctor confirming last month that she was in heart failure. (Supplied/Jeneen Deal)

“a mom of 12… adopted Adaline from China…”

A just society would have already had this individual locked up based on that information alone, but to let them commit this medical abuse is nothing short of depraved

#so ​they trafficked a child and are now medically neglecting her

hyperoperationfractallisation:

ozzyeelz:

I like them lots💚

@starheirxero so I heard you like Minecraft.

vocabulary-altering-posts:

a tweet that reads as follows. Coworker: good to be back at work though, break felt a little long to me if I'm being honest. The Slavic Man I Hired To Pour Hot Soup On People Who Annoy Me: here come da ladleALT

CHARACTER ADDED TO PARTY!

gobusto:

gender-euphowrya:

with the way apps & services are named these days you can just say a completely made-up word in conversation like “oh yeah i saw this on Spingl” and nobody will ask what Spingl is out of fear of looking out of touch

the problem i keep running into is that i try to make up the name of a fake social media site (or whatever) but then i google it and it actually exists

gender-euphowrya:

with the way apps & services are named these days you can just say a completely made-up word in conversation like “oh yeah i saw this on Spingl” and nobody will ask what Spingl is out of fear of looking out of touch

reggiemess:

Fascinating conversation I had sleep talking. Poob has it for you.

glocodile:

Saw a job posting with a redirect link that said “apply on Jooby” and got inspired to make this

gobusto:

i think that if poob was a real streaming service they would acquire the rights to the Madagascar movies and do a promotional campaign featuring king julien with the phrase “i like to poob it”

patheticperipatetic:

I’m getting worried that more of you aren’t pirating stuff. I’ll look for a show I want in one, maybe two places before I just torrent the thing. If I’m impatient I’ll check the roku app since it searches multiple places at the same time, but if it’s not there it’s peer to peer packet sharing time.

Like it’s the same level of options to me as any streaming service. It’s not on Netflix, the antenna, or YouTube TV. Huh guess that means it’s on the Literally All Of It service: my anonymous friends.

Thrice my brother asked me why I downloaded a show or movie and I said i couldn’t find it but it turns out it was on Netflix. I just didn’t find it on the first place I looked and skipped to the place that was a guarantee to have it.

Poob doesn’t have it for you. Peers does.

max1461:

The computer, which is widely used for playing solitaire[1], calculating large prime numbers[2][3], finding gay hook-ups[4], and organizing political extremism[5][6][7],

ormacritis:

If you’re ever wondering if other people still find this place funny, I showed my brother (a freshman in high school who only uses TikTok for social media) the poob has it for you post and he was laughing his proverbial ass off

vintar:

tom walker ran a challenge for people to post vids of themselves watching his stream in the weirdest ways possible, and after all the ‘turning the stream into ascii frame by frame and printing it out’ and 'radioing it to a 1980s walkman’ entries, this one took me out at the fucking knees

haiku-bot-human-version:

dumbestbitchyoulleverknow:

the-haiku-bot:

libraflyter:

lizboz01:

mysoulspiralbound:

beanofthequeens:

Jet from atla is so funny bc like, he’s fighting zuko and taunting him being like “bet you wanna use some fire instead of those swords, dont u fireboy” which is a funny thing to say to a guy who is clearly very eager to fight using swords

someone pointed out (1) time how big of an a-hole move it would have seemed like for jet to accuse the kid with the giant visible burn scar on his face of fire bending.

not only was zuko very clearly eager to fight using swords, i’m betting several members of that crowd were also eager to see zuko kick jet’s ass with said swords

Epic tag discourse going on here

# There is no good conclusion to come to about Zuko’s scar.

This is the truth. Zuko’s scar is too carefully placed and too old to be anything other than the act of a firebender deliberately burning a child. A child who would have been held or restrained in some way for the damage to be so contained.

That’s the sort of thing that once the tea shop patrons realized that, it didn’t matter where “Li” was from, only that he never be forced to go back.

# There is no

good conclusion to come to

about Zuko’s scar.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@haiku-bot-human-version

this one is correct

if you include the hashtag

thanks for the tag tho

192929020202020:

Horned sungem

sunb1eeder:

businesscrisp:

businesscrisp:

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

how do you fucking recover

anarcho-gamerist:

bewbin:

tamamos-spaghetti:

cybercrime-the-digital-criminal:

cybercrime-the-digital-criminal:

cybercrime-the-digital-criminal:

bongwaterjello:

laguzmage:

This scene happens with literally 0 context or build up whatsoever

Nobody tell me what anime this is bc I don’t care but this looks disgusting where’s the flavor

“You know it from anime and manga,” bitch isn’t Beef Stroganoff a Russian dish

I just realized that they don’t even make the corkscrew noodles-

I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who got aggressively offended about this.

they did actually fail for making that

tamamos-spaghetti:

cybercrime-the-digital-criminal:

cybercrime-the-digital-criminal:

cybercrime-the-digital-criminal:

bongwaterjello:

laguzmage:

This scene happens with literally 0 context or build up whatsoever

Nobody tell me what anime this is bc I don’t care but this looks disgusting where’s the flavor

“You know it from anime and manga,” bitch isn’t Beef Stroganoff a Russian dish

I just realized that they don’t even make the corkscrew noodles-

I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who got aggressively offended about this.

they did actually fail for making that

artenega:

suppermariobroth:

In Super Mario Sunshine, the Toads in Delfino Plaza are always seen worrying about Peach after her kidnapping. However, their expressions only become distraught when Mario approaches. As long as he is far away, their faces are happy.

Imagine being this fake

quantum-wordsmith:

thanks walmart

startheoverseer:

fellatitledthemf:

might i add

phoenix-lich:

dykemd:

gaslighting germans it’s always morally correct

Loved the follow up to this where the neighbor was confronting her about this video and she was gaslighting her neighbor again by askin if all viatnamese people look the same to them

catgirl-peronism-deactivated202:

just giving the whole thing away huh, from how easy it is for any given gringo to do international interference, to how their racial hierarchy influences their whole worldview

gaydelgard:

gaydelgard:

gaydelgard:

gaydelgard:

if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car

he said it would “scare the kids”

children love my skeleton

woman rolled her window down at the stoplight today to tell me how much her kids were LOVING the skeleton

children love me, tumblr users want me carnally. for my skeleton.

justalurkr:

feyosha:

asteroidtroglodyte:

feyosha:

feyosha:

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

How does it feel to be the most Galaxy Brained person in this entire thread

Well that certainly belongs on the post

why would this distress you friend the dead star crystal chips are just singing to each other with invisible ripples in the fabric of reality itself perfectly normal stuff

GLORIOUS GLORIOUS NERDERY singing dead star crystal edition

justalurkr:

feyosha:

asteroidtroglodyte:

feyosha:

feyosha:

Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

How does it feel to be the most Galaxy Brained person in this entire thread

Well that certainly belongs on the post

why would this distress you friend the dead star crystal chips are just singing to each other with invisible ripples in the fabric of reality itself perfectly normal stuff

GLORIOUS GLORIOUS NERDERY singing dead star crystal edition

darkstarverity-deactivated20210:

scrtchptch:

patient: doctor there’s a sinking feeling in my chest
doctor: flesh eating worms
patient: it’s like a constant longing…
doctor: flesh eating worms

mitzo:

lacefuneral:

sminkus:

sminkus:

first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

gay bar.

the bay gar:

@alittlemonster

jewishpangolin:

celestial-moths:

jentucker:

kamenriderhamo:

thoodleoo:

the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named “rome,” and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like “oh thank god. who gives a shit”

shouldve called his ass hilarious

“At that time they say that the Emperor Honorius in Ravenna received the message from one of the eunuchs, evidently a keeper of the poultry, that Rome had perished. And he cried out and said, ‘And yet it has just eaten from my hands!’ For he had a very large cock, Rome by name; and the eunuch comprehending his words said that it was the city of Rome which had perished at the hands of Alaric, and the emperor with a sigh of relief answered quickly: 'But I thought that my fowl Rome had perished.’ So great, they say, was the folly with which this emperor was possessed.”
—Procopius, The Vandalic War (III.2.25–26)

He had a what?!?!

virgina-woolf: reminds me of when i was 5 and my parents sat me down to tell me that something very bad had happened, and i was terrified that the last of my 3 pet tadpoles had died, but instead it was 9/11. anyway tortilla the frog lived for like 12 yearsALT

sophie-frm-mars:

Still thinking about when my gf and I were in big Tesco and we saw an armed cop going through self checkout so my gf started loudly saying “omg why does he have a gun in big Tesco what the fuck” and then I pointed out what he was buying and we both started hooting and screaming with laughter until he looked at us sheepishly and my gf said “you should quit your job” and he said “yeah uh” and power walked out of the shop

He was buying a 24 tray of Krispy Kreme donuts