uhhhm sorry about your boyfriend but… yeah he became one with the sea. yeah he controls the tsunami now it’s actually kind of cool he just doesn’t want to come home. yeah… sorry
we added a single digit of decimal precision just for this post. he made it!
idk why this is considered a strange take but I genuinely believe that if you cannot handle your art being reposted, talked about, used as tracing material, referenced for style and inspiration, or put in a collage you should not be posting it
Parents think it’s a sin for their children to disobey them. Parents think it’s okay to assault their children in order to instill the fear of God in them.
Those parents are prime examples of using the lord’s name in vain. But they don’t want their children to know that. So they instead invent some bullshit definition.
The Far Right is Rising in the Land of ‘Never Again’
Jan Böhmermann talks about the upcoming elections, the rise of the far-right Afd, and how a country can deal with our history and how we can never let it happen again.
This happened to me a month ago and it’s terrifying because the email comes from them spoofing your emails.
It’s also antisemetic and plays into it at one point. (It claims the spyware used was developed by Israel). No, the “hackers” bought your information from databank lists.
Also it claims to know you’re porn history and will use it to ruin your life unless you pay them. With anti-porn laws coming into place, this will get worse.
Please talk about this scam and help people stay safe. It’s pretty new.
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it
as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion
Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER!
I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.
“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”
i try to reblog this every few times i see it because you might someday need to know how to put out a fire.
“The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—” when you what? What’s wrong with her?
Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don’t owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it’s “not visible”? Queer solidarity my ass. Don’t spout this bullshit on Pride, man.
This, but also for enby amabs going by he/him and with hairy chests and beards
I firmly believe that this is the purpose of sites like Youtube - I’m sure we all want to see this now, and here are links to a few good videos I’ve found.
small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:
one time me me coworker had a drink break that lasted literal seconds because we were so busy. we did a literal full How’s The Kids How’s The Wife routine. we were both 18
You can be talking to someone and she’ll be like, “Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don’t deserve voting rights teehee.” And you’ll be like, “What.” And she’ll be like, “Oh I’m sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it’s this Tiktok meme where, if you’re a girl and you do something dumb, you say ‘Women don’t deserve voting rights teehee.’”
And you’ll be like, “That sounds bad.” And she’ll be like, “No no. It’s totally not that bad. It’s just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he’ll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.’” And you’ll be like, “Does that make it better?” And she’ll be like, “Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn’t vote’ a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot.”
And then you drop it there because like, you’re harshing the vibe.
So let me get this straight, I’ve spent 26 years and counting being told that I’m disgusting and wrong for being trans and for being gay and I’m allowed to be hurt by that and to say that it’s wrong. But when other queer people tell me I’m disgusting and wrong for being a man and for being attracted to men, I’m supposed to act like that somehow different and okay?
Dismantling the relationship hierarchy is not about rearranging it so that sexual and romantic relationships are devalued while QPRs become the new “more than friends.” We need to completely do away with the idea that relationships exist on a fixed hierarchy. Some people will consider friend(s) or a zucchini/QPP the most important part of their life. For some people, their most important relationship will be a sexual relationship (and not necessarily one which includes romance!). And some people will still consider their romantic partner the most important person in their life, and that’s fine too.
Just as it’s harmful to tell an aroace person that romantic and sexual relationships are the most important ones, it’s also harmful to tell an alloaro person that sex is inherently less important than romance or to tell an alloromantic aplatonic person that friendship is inherently more important than romance. There is no way to rank relationships that will not devalue the experiences of at least one group of people, nor is there any reason why we need to rank relationships in the first place.
“getting laid” is very hot and sexy. “getting off”? great news as well. so you would think “getting laid off” would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
Radfems are always so fucking ignorant about menstrual health and it’s so embarassing for them
You could be complaining about your uterus actively being in the process of killing you & doctors refusing to save you by giving you a hysterectomy & a radfem would crawl out of a hole somewhere to tell you that you only hate your uterus because of internalized misogyny
They’ll literally pretend there’s just no reason anyone would want a hysterectomy other than that they hate womanhood & I assume it’s because they somehow manage to know even less about these things than the average cis het man & feel just as, if not even more, entitled to controlling other people’s bodies based on their ideology
If I considered myself a radical feminist fighting for women’s rights and I didn’t even know the basic most common reasons why someone might opt for a hysterectomy, I would honestly just kill myself
Just like religious conservatives, radfems also care much more about the uterus than the person. They don’t care how much pain you’re in, you’re just a walking womb to them. But they will of course insist that their whole cause is protecting women (including from themselves), just like all misogynists
every ww2 squadron had that one dude who was always eating all the rations, didnt know how to reload, put on his helmet backwards, carried around a photo of his dad, and would say shit like “deadass has anyone else thought about just joining the other guys?“
the kind of people who make it an entire part of their personality that they’re “kind” are always the people who do the most heinous abusive shit to you and they can never acknowledge it because to do so would go against their self conception of themselves as ontologically good people. they’re always people who have like “be kind <3 just trying to make my way through the world as a little sunflower <3” as their bio or whatever and they’re always the same people who will do shit like unperson someone over the most casual interpersonal conflicts. also they are almost always remarkably racist liberals.
like their bio is like “hufflepuff ♡ delicate lights ♡ lana del rey ♡ beloved I want my soul to glimmer in your starlight ♡ there are twice as many stars tonight” and then you find out that they like violently abused a transgender woman they basically kept in their basement as a pet-mother-servant-caretaker-torture puppet for like half a decade.
letting these people go to therapy and learn therapy speak is like handing someone a loaded gun too they’re like honor roll students in the advanced DARVO major program
the kind of people who make it an entire part of their personality that they’re “kind” are always the people who do the most heinous abusive shit to you and they can never acknowledge it because to do so would go against their self conception of themselves as ontologically good people. they’re always people who have like “be kind <3 just trying to make my way through the world as a little sunflower <3” as their bio or whatever and they’re always the same people who will do shit like unperson someone over the most casual interpersonal conflicts. also they are almost always remarkably racist liberals.
like their bio is like “hufflepuff ♡ delicate lights ♡ lana del rey ♡ beloved I want my soul to glimmer in your starlight ♡ there are twice as many stars tonight” and then you find out that they like violently abused a transgender woman they basically kept in their basement as a pet-mother-servant-caretaker-torture puppet for like half a decade.
letting these people go to therapy and learn therapy speak is like handing someone a loaded gun too they’re like honor roll students in the advanced DARVO major program
the kind of people who make it an entire part of their personality that they’re “kind” are always the people who do the most heinous abusive shit to you and they can never acknowledge it because to do so would go against their self conception of themselves as ontologically good people. they’re always people who have like “be kind <3 just trying to make my way through the world as a little sunflower <3” as their bio or whatever and they’re always the same people who will do shit like unperson someone over the most casual interpersonal conflicts. also they are almost always remarkably racist liberals.
like their bio is like “hufflepuff ♡ delicate lights ♡ lana del rey ♡ beloved I want my soul to glimmer in your starlight ♡ there are twice as many stars tonight” and then you find out that they like violently abused a transgender woman they basically kept in their basement as a pet-mother-servant-caretaker-torture puppet for like half a decade.
letting these people go to therapy and learn therapy speak is like handing someone a loaded gun too they’re like honor roll students in the advanced DARVO major program
adults disciplining children: i think i will communicate with this brand new human in the loudest, rudest, most obnoxious and socially off-putting way possible
adults disciplining children: i think i will behave in ways that are completely, radically unacceptable in literally any other scenario
adults disciplining children: welcome to earth! for the next ten years i will treat you in ways that i would not dare treat any other person. i do not treat other people this way because i know it is bad and wrong. hope you understand.
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