March 2025

corrudaily:

180. GREETINGS CORRUHEADS !! if you hadn’t noticed, we are approaching the halfway point of the blog’s scheduled lifespan! wow! for this special day, we thought it would be fun to acquaint you all with our charming personalities…

rejoice!!!

also, i (mod velzie) am now unsatisfied with some of the blog’s assets and i am going to remake them. i am running out of time writing this post though so when i finish any of that it’ll be in a reblog addition probably. yay

lavandulablooms:

friendoffelidae:

While I will agree with anyone that says boomer memes are mostly awful… some very notable exceptions to this rule DO exist:


evilwizard:

minecraft:

tumblr should add a new feature called the blood furnace. it would be located on tumblr.com/bloodfurnace and it would be sort of like an online easy bake oven type game thing but instead of baking it would function sort of like an alchemical minigame thing that the entirety of tumblr participates in somehow to get working. Like there might be a place where bright red flame comes out of that’s fueled in real-time by how much people like posts on tumblr, and then a smaller dark red flame that’s fueled by accounts getting banned or deactivated. what would you be able to accomplish with it? not sure I just like the idea. give us the blood furnace, staff.

minecraft…

buddiequeerbait:

I dont want to be exposed to varying and diverse fandom opinions I love my echo chamber #myechochamber

As someone who was taught to get what she wants by being kind, patient, and polite; my favorite people are the ones who can be angry and direct

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Girl they are gonna colour code us red and blue in the anime opening

SHE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES!!!!!!

thefandomlesbian:

allegedly-human:

worldsendvalent1ne:

Begging you to put the sound on

smt5vengeance:

wh0rlpool:

Can U imagine if a slug laughed

a snail is allowed to laugh, while a slug has to chuckle

pointless-achievements:

setheverman:

setheverman:

you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

orcboxer:

Categorizing shit is so much easier when you accept nested hierarchies into your heart. And semantic overlap. Is a chicken sandwich a burger? Well we got turkey burgers and veggie burgers, so sure. In the words of Rene Descartes,

who give a shitALT

knight-of-ashes:

hotvampireadjacent:

Hahaha

:

This was funnier in my head

studentofetherium:

studentofetherium:

“having sex with your friends is basically incest” is a take of all time

this deserves to go in the takes hall of fame

g4s0l1n3bl34chsh4rp13s:

mj-says-hey:

i-am-a-fish:

you’re very pretty. your uniqueness is an inherently beautiful trait. please don’t compare yourself to this guy. he’s hot but don’t compare yourself to him

a gray sphereALT

ansixilus:

c-ptsdrecovery:

For those who have overactive guilt complexes like me…

[Image ID: a series of tweets from author Ursula Vernon, @UrsulaV

If you’re ever feeling guilty about not cooking a fresh home-cooked meal, a reminder that people in cities historically either had cooks or ate at food stalls, going back to Ancient Greece. Ancient Egypt, too, although since everybody ate bread, beer, and onions, less of a thing.

It’s a weird quirk of our obsession with nuclear families that everybody is expected to have time, skill, and equipment to cook daily and that if you’re a woman, particularly, you are a lesser person if you aren’t casually able to cook every day with random fresh ingredients.

Don’t buy into that. People since forever have hired cooks, gone to inns, lived in extended families where it wasn’t always your turn to cook, or ate such simplified diets that it was less of an issue.

You haven’t failed at a normal human task, you have been sold an unrealistic expectation and told it was a normal human task. Go get takeout. Or beer, bread, and onions. Eat cheese and some dates. Relax.

/End ID]

ecto-hazard:

grey-screaming:

youre so fuckign right

peachdoxie:

lazydelusions:

punkrock-bottom:

plumbewb:

hear me out…

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

enrique262:

The Moscow monument commemorating Laika (russian: Лайка), the first living being to reach space, unveiled in 2008 in front of the facility in which she was prepared for her historic flight in November 3, 1957.

harbingerdiana:

For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

dopscratch:

i would like to mention that the first serious costume i ever attempted was bad batter made mostly out of dollar store foam and cereal box cardboard

chwylaven:

I made some standees for fun >:D

closeups:

I just love having them on my desk and fiddling with them (they also ridiculously look good in the sun)


chwylaven:

I made some standees for fun >:D

closeups:

I just love having them on my desk and fiddling with them (they also ridiculously look good in the sun)


homeofhousechickens:

Leghorn moment

ice-cream-asker:

justsomeditzyblonde:

mcnostril:

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

I actually appreciate how aggressively non sexy this whole comic is

thats what you think. you just arent homosexual enough to understand it

lenorblr:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

In highschool I wrote a story about a middle-generation of stellar travelers. Their parents were born on earth and left as children, and the middle generation will not live long enough to see their destination. They live their entire lives on the ship and I wrote about them trying to find their place in everything. They will never know blue skies and warm beaches and open fields with warm breezes. They’ll never know birdsong or crickets or frogs. They’ll never hear the rain on the roof of a dreary day. I never could find the right way to end the story. I wanted it to be a happy ending, but I didn’t know how to do it.

I realize now that it was a book about me dealing with depression before I even knew it. Looking back at how blatant the projecting was, it’s obvious now. It wasn’t then.

In the story, the middle-generation people are lost. They’re apathetic. They’re just a placeholder. The only job they have is to keep the ship running, have kids, and die. As the middle generation of people began becoming adults, suicide rates were skyrocketing. Crime and drug rates were jumping. This generation was completely apathetic because they felt that they had no use.

In the story, a small group of people in the middle-generation create the Weather Project. They turn the ship into a terrarium. They make magnificent gardens and take the DNA of animals they took with them and recreate them and they make this cold, metal spaceship that they have to live their entire lives on into a home. They take what little they have and they break it and rearrange it into something beautiful. They take this radical idea and turn the ship into a wonderful jungle of trees and birds and sunshine.

And I realize now how much it reflects my state of mind as I transitioned from a child into an adult while dealing with depression. You always hear “it gets better” and “when you’re older things will be easier” and I was so sick of waiting for it to get better. I was in the middle-generation stage. And I was sick of it. I was so sick of waiting.

When I was in highschool I didn’t know how to end the story. I didn’t know how to have a happy ending. I didn’t have the life experience then to finish the story in a meaningful way. I didn’t know how to make it better for these middle-generation characters.

But now that I’m older, I’m learning. That if you sit and wait for things to get better, it never will. You have to take your life and break it apart and rearrange it into something beautiful. You have to make the cold metal ship into the garden that you deserve. You have to make your own meaning. You have to plant your own garden.

You have to teach yourself that being happy is not a radical idea.

God you guys I never thought this would become so popular 😱 I was gonna name it The Weather Project after the art installment that inspired it

By Olafur Eliasson

This is beautiful and really hitting me hard in the feels today. My depression is bad.

Also it reminded me of that movie where the guy wakes up in the middle of their ship’s journey to the new planet… and he is so lonely he wakes up another person and eventually they turn the ship into a beautiful forest because they would never make it to the new planet.

Aaghh… every day I feel like I am waiting for things to get better, but I’m still here… and the loneliness is hard.

homeofhousechickens:

The chickens are also tired of the wind

gryggs:

Disability Pride Month 07-23-20: villain?

(though a spider chair WOULD be pretty rad)

[ID: 2 digitally painted comic panels. /Image 1: Top text reads: “DISABLED PEOPLE IN MOVIES:” Panel depicts a bipedal crocodile without a left leg sitting in a robotic chair that has six spider-like legs. She grins and raises her hands in victory as she says: “I’m suffering all the time, so I’m going to make everyone else suffer! mwahahahaha” In the foreground is a bipedal dingo labeled “‘hero,’” who cries and points at the crocodile. She says: “I think different bodies are scary!” /Image 2: Top text reads: “DISABLED PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE:” Panel depicts the same characters in a different scene. The crocodile uses crutches and makes a purchase in a store. The dingo is in the background, gaping and pointing at the crocodile’s crutches. The crocodile says: “can u stop” /END ID]

ampervadasz:

mostly-taxes-and-whining:

sialiasnest:

rhodesian-ridgefake:

thebrittanybrigade:

The embodiment of eepy-core

Luna agrees

Yes please. Nugget wants in.

i-give-you-a-fish:

the-real-list-of-ominous-threats:

Microsoft outlook

You get a Tidepool Sculpin

Oligocottus maculosus

nneahwalker:

worldbuilding-tomfoolery:

hotdogmexicano:

tiny death roll

ballet

it’s her!!

lelouch:

robert-smirke-official:

poolsofchrome:

If I stretch my arms as far as they go, I can feel the edges of the sky

The Vast

making-friendos:

Making friends at the yarn show 🐑🐈

cyber-newtype:

birdgirl revolutionaries staging a coo

retroactivebakeries:

btc-official:

gostaks:

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

american-auror-story:

thememedaddy:

televisionenjoyer:

:

I’ve realized recently that every time I’m asked for socials my response is sorta “oh i don’t have twitter” “I’m not on Instagram much” “i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago” and this has led people into believing I’m just someone who doesn’t do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

I was going to be like “well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated” and then I looked at the blog and. that’s literally my old blog.

aroacedavestrider:

hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

treat black queers kindly and love us. that’s all.

and don’t add any stupid shit derailing this, this is about black queers only. make your own damn post.

please if you’re going to reblog this, please reblog this addition so people get the memo along with:

listen to our voices and make us feel safe and comforted.

nick-nonya:

you can bring a horse to the spilled milk under the bridge, but you can’t make it cry

maryajunkova:

maryajunkova:

maryajunkova:

every single discussion about the fucking signal groupchat makes me feel so insane. “what a display of incompetence! what a failure! let’s all make accidental groupchat mistake jokes now” what the fuck are you talking about. it worked. the fact that THIS is the conversation now is literally the point. jeffrey goldberg literally did it again. selling the bombing of the middle east to the public is the entire purpose of his career as a “journalist”

former iof prison guard who spent the past year fully deepthroating the genocidal boot and famously sold the invasion of iraq as something that “will be remembered as an act of profound morality”? “journalist” who literally built his career on manufacturing consent for bombing arabs “accidentally” invited to a top secret group chat about bombing arabs oh no how could this happen? what are you TALKING about. fork found in kitchen! likely place for him to be! my god

Jeffrey Goldberg, the editor-in-chief of the Atlantic, has been at the center of a national story after he was “inadvertently” included in a group Signal chat with administration officials as they planned a deadly bombing in Yemen. Much of the coverage has focused on the mishandling of military secrets, rather than the impact of the bombings themselves, targeting the poorest country in the Middle East, which the United States has helped bomb and blockade for over a decade. Goldberg is not just an observer: He is contributing to this disregard for Yemeni lives, and his dismissiveness sheds light on why he was an administration media contact to begin with.

In an interview that aired on March 26, Deepa Fernandes, one of the hosts of NPR’s “Here and Now,” interviewed Goldberg about the “group chat heard ‘round the world” that included Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, National Security Adviser Mike Waltz, and Vice President JD Vance. During one portion of the interview, Fernandes did something few other journalists are doing. She asked Goldberg about the Yemeni people who were killed in the bombing, which took place on March 15.

Deepa Fernandes: There’s little talk of the fact that this attack killed 53 people, as we mentioned, including women and children. The civilian toll of these American strikes. Are we burying the lede here?

Jeffrey Goldberg: Well, those, unfortunately, those aren’t confirmed numbers. Those are provided by the Houthis and the Houthi health ministry, I guess. So we don’t know that for sure. Yeah, I mean, obviously we’re, well, I don’t know if we’re burying the lede, because obviously huge breaches in national security and safety of information, that’s a very, very important story, obviously. And one of the reasons, you know, it’s a very important story is that the Republicans themselves consider that to be an important story, when it’s Hillary Clinton doing the deed, right? So that’s obviously hugely important.

But yeah, I think that covering what’s going on in Yemen, the Arab and Iran backed terrorist organization, the Houthis, that are that are firing missiles at Israel and disrupting global shipping and occupy half of Yemen, and all kinds of other things in the US, you know, and the Trump administration criticizing the Biden’s response and Europe wants Trump to do more. I mean, yeah, there’s, there’s a huge story in Yemen. But Yemen is, as you know, is one of the more inaccessible places for Western journalists. So maybe this becomes like a substitute for a discussion of Yemen. I don’t know.

Goldberg not only seems unconcerned about the death toll and eager to cast doubt on its veracity, but he also appears unprepared for the question. It’s as though it didn’t occur to him that the substance of the Signal exchange itself—the bombing—might be a legitimate topic of conversation, and he seems eager to move on.

This is despite the fact that there is evidence in the exchange itself that the United States hit a civilian site in the bombing. Waltz wrote in the Signal chat that the US military had bombed a residential building. “The first target—their top missile guy—we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed,” Waltz wrote in the chat, to which JD Vance replied: “Excellent.”

Yet, as Nick Turse noted for The Intercept, “So far, however, there has been little focus on the specifics of the attack, much less discussion of the fact that one of the targets of the March 15 strike was a civilian residence.”

The story of US belligerence in Yemen should be a huge one. Since 2015, the US-Saudi coalition has used American manufactured bombs to hit wedding parties, factories, a school bus, and a center for the blind. It’s difficult to know the exact death toll, but around three years ago, the death toll from direct and indirect consequence of war surpassed 377,000. Direct bombings by both the Biden and Trump administrations threaten a wider war, and have occurred in lockstep with US support for Israel as it has ruthlessly bombed and attacked Gaza since October 7.

Goldberg, of course, was included in that group chat because he was a contact of someone on the administration’s thread, and his history of laundering the US military’s mass atrocities is a good indicator of why. In the lead-up to the US-led war on Iraq, Goldberg was central to peddling the disproven conspiracy theory that Iraq had ties to al-Qaeda, a key lie of the George W. Bush administration, used to justify the invasion. One month before the US started the war, he went on NPR to discuss “Possible Links Between Iraq and al Qaeda and Evidence That the Iraqis May be Trying to Evade Weapons Inspectors.”

Goldberg has a long career of uplifting the media narratives of the United States and its allies, including a big piece in 2010 where he floated justifications for a possible Israeli war on Iran. Like many of the Iraq War pushers, Goldberg’s lies about Iraq did not harm his career, but marked its ascent. Under his tenure, the Atlantic has shut out Palestinian voices and stories, as the US has helped Israel wage genocide in Gaza.

Goldberg’s dismissal of Yemeni deaths is not a small detail of this blockbuster story, but a central component. One way to get on the speed dials of high-level officials is to have a proven career of doing their bidding.

As we see wall-to-wall coverage of the Signal leaks on supposed liberal networks like MSNBC, it’s important to remember that the primary scandal is the bombing of Yemen, a reality that the network has long obscured. As The Column’s Adam Johnson noted in July 2018, at that point it had been a year since MSNBC had mentioned the US backed destruction of Yemen. Yet during that same period, MSNBC had done 455 segments on the Trump-Stormy Daniels affair. As media reports and House Intelligence Committee hearings ignore the human toll of US military attacks, we continue to see the ascent of those who have built their careers on directing public attention away from the people the United States kills.

hateforest:

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

bloggoth:

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

joytri:

wolfentwined:

this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

amvs:

amvs:

amvs:

amvs:

amvs:

what are you guys’ most “tumblr is a website” moments

off to a great start everyone

i’ve been reading the tags all day i truly cannot pick a favorite so here’s more

derinthescarletpescatarian:

llawlietofficial:

13eyond13:

13eyond13:

In my opinion one of the weirdest/funniest/most frustrating things about Light Yagami is how rapidly he can mentally readjust to convince himself (and others) that everything is always going according to his plan, or else automatically beneath him in some way.

For example, this is what he says to Ryuk about Lind L. Tailor appearing on TV to confront him:

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Like I’m sorry Light, but there’s no way in hell you “knew” this was going to happen lmfao, I mean this was his initial shocked reaction to the broadcast literal seconds before that:

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I think Light is honestly so overconfident and unable to admit he can make mistakes or be outwitted that he genuinely convinced himself that he “always knew” this would happen in a matter of split-seconds, though. Like as soon as L decided to publicly condemn and oppose him, Light mentally readjusted the narrative to convince himself (and Ryuk) that he was the one with the upper hand all along, and that he always had control over the whole situation – that he could not possibly be outsmarted or proven wrong by anyone, ever. This rapid mental re-framing and dismissing of things that don’t align with his idealized view of himself and his goals is something you see constantly in Light throughout the story.

@shipaholic I love your tag on this, I was thinking the same thing! Some of the only times we actually see Light admit he’s been bested are with L’s strategic moves against him, and though they enrage him I think that’s also why he respected L so much.

You see this SO MUCH throughout the series. Like when Ryuk shows up and scares the life out of Light who immediately follows it up with an “I’ve been expecting you” even though he…very obviously…hadn’t been.

It’s such an interesting part of his character.

The sheer level of copium every time he fucks up is amazing to see.

hollowedskin:

creatures-in-posts:

jaycethetherian:

caats:

@creatures-in-posts

This creature is a sopping wet beast

Boy why are you so paws??