“Every language is valid, regional dialects are a normal and natural part of the evolution of language even on a national scale, the names that other English-speaking countries give things are just as valid as yours” I say to myself through gritted teeth as I listen to Americans describe breakfast foods
Ok so I was going to launch into an explanation of how breakfast sausage is just a type of fresh sausage which, like many types of fresh sausage, can now be purchased sans casing to save you the trouble of removing it from the casing yourself…
…but then I started wondering what meat they put on breakfast sandwichs in AU if they don’t use breakfast sausage and it turns out they DO use breakfast sausage, at least at McDonalds, which brings me to why I’m actually here:
What the hell is this
That’s a big brekkie burger what’s confusing
what the fuck why is it called that
It’s big, you have it for brekkie, and it’s a burger
It’s THE most descriptive name for a McDonald’s product, it doesn’t even have “Mc” in it.
Why the fuck would you eat this ? It’s like… Seven meat and an egg ?! Are you guys some kind of werewolf or ?
We’re not all eating at McDonald’s for breakfast every morning if that’s what you’re implying
extremely confused at the people being confused about this. because as an american that looks like something they’d serve in america. people would buy this.
tbh I assumed that America invented them and they just gave it an Aussie name over here
DNA is just like “nooooo I lost my other half oh well I’ll make an identical copy” like some creepy mad scientist building a robot copy of his dead wife
im gonna post two versions so that i dont have to reblog,, heres the original one with the real colors
and heres one with adjusted colors so that its less eye-straining
definitely one of my proudest designs!! there are some details i wouldve liked to add, but i was feeling fatigued after a while of working on the design aspects for guest 666… nonetheless, i hope you like it!! :D
and heres one with
adjusted colors so that
its less eye-straining
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis
One must be patient and tolerant of the mutuals and those you’ve followed forever suddenly bombarding you with random white boys on your dash because one day the roles may be reversed, *spooky voice* it could happen to you
I’ve always found it insane how a tactic to “help” people with addiction is to threaten to revoke your support from them like do you really think you can ultimatum someone out of a disease. Do you think if you tell someone with bipolar you’re deleting their name out of your contacts they’ll snap out of a manic episode like the people in snickers commercials after they get a candy bar
At the end of the day you have to understand some people are mentally ill like really really mentally ill on a level you can’t understand. I see this a lot when someone does something weird or incomprehensible and people are shocked trying to figure out their intentions and why they’d do it and it’s like there’s people who are psychotic or delusional or have rapid mood swings you’ll never be able to comprehend and very often people with other mental illnesses who are able to function more acceptably have a bad lack of understanding of that and compare what they can do and act like as the standard not understanding that’s not the same playing field
People facing addiction, eating disorders, abuse, etc as well will do things you’ll never understand. Getting in the habit of not judging or at the very least not making the lives people who aren’t harming you worse, is actually, a pretty good thing to do
I think we need one of those popular read-along blogs to tackle The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde in the same way that’s been done for Dracula and Moby-Dick. The number of folks around here who appear to be under the impression that reading a queer subtext into Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde is a subversion rather than being straightforwardly material to the plot is frankly embarrassing, and I’m assuming this is because nobody’s actually read the damn thing.
A brief refresher for the folks asking “what queer subtext”: though this element is often dropped from modern adaptations owing to audience familiarity, in the original book, the fact that Jekyll and Hyde are the same person is framed as a twist. The front half of the novel concerns a friend of Jekyll’s named Gabriel Utterson investigating the nature of the relationship between Jekyll and Hyde, and trying to figure out why Jekyll appears to be protecting Hyde. Though Utterson seems to have arrived at a conclusion early on, this conclusion is disclosed neither to other characters not to the reader.
Later, once the cat is out of the bag, it’s explained that the original motivation behind Jekyll’s scientific research was not to create a transformative serum, but to purge himself of a certain flaw in his character, the nature of which is not described. It’s additionally alluded to that this character flaw led him to commit a series of shameful indiscretions in his youth, the nature of which is not elaborated upon.
Questions for further discussion:
Prior to the big reveal, what does reading between the lines suggest Utterson thinks is going on between Jekyll and Hyde, and why is he so reluctant to disclose this belief?
What is the significance of the fact that the nature of the character flaw of which Jekyll sought to rid himself is never specified, nor the particulars of the shameful acts it led him to commit?
Why are there so many older unmarried men – including both Utterson and Jekyll himself – kicking around in this story, anyway?
I remember reading it in a college English course and met someone who genuinely managed to go in unspoiled (which was kinda incredible to me and the rest of our group who had been spoiled a hundred different ways including by looney tunes). Naturally, her assumption was that Mr. Hyde was Dr. Jekyll’s lover.
I know, right? If you’re somehow going in unspoiled, Utterson’s unspoken suspicion that Hyde is Jekyll’s kept boy isn’t even something you need to squint to see in it – it’s simply the obvious reading by contemporary standards.
hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape
John Cena’s social media is fascinating because his twitter is the most generic sounding inspirational messages ever that sound like theyre from an old calendar while his instagram is filled with weird memes that Cena mustve made himself because a lot of them seem like he’s the only person that understands them
Probably the most notable meme is Cena photoshopping someone else’s head (or an object) onto Stone Cold Steve Austin and saying “Stone Cold [thing in image]). He’s posted like hundreds of these
Not only did my fried rice panel take off in a way I wasn’t expecting but my POST about the fried rice panel also took off in a way I wasn’t expecting please let me rest
really strong desire to just consume the dubious potion while wearing the cursed amulet while chanting the forbidden spell while disrespecting the gods while trespassing on hallowed ground while ignoring the prophecy while breaking my promise to a witch while looking directly into the serpent’s eyes and agreeing to its dark bargain. on the off chance that i get turned into a fucked up monster
“is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺” i’ll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i’ll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other
