March 2025

bundibird:

anarchistmemecollective:

browsethestacks:

The World Of Becca Blake

Art by Dan Schkade

oops shared without amendment: don’t use milk to rinse eyes just plain water

Rebecca Blake could also put temporary tattoos on any part of her skin that IS exposed. That way, if ever the police tried to identify her through photographs or footage, she would be able to point to the tattoo in the image and say “well that can’t possibly be me; that person has angel wings tattooed on the back of their neck, but MY neck is un-tattooed.”

lesbianraskolnikov:

be a pervert about classic literature right fucking now

the-haiku-bot:

staplerqueen:

thyrell:

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

me, a person named margaret seeing this post with zero warning:

me, a person named

margaret seeing this post

with zero warning:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

xx-l0stsi1v3r-xx:

love this anima. tge car

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

I hate it when you hear the explicit version of a song you heard on the radio and the version with swear words sounds worse

You got full access to stronger language and it doesn’t even sound good

the-a-j-universe:

the-deviations:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

bakerstmel:

hometoursandotherstuff:

I’d really forgotten how much I love this site

We actually have no evidence on whether or not diplodocus causes gonorrhea.

For various reasons the scientific community is not inclined to expose live diplodocus to enough test subjects to determine whether or not it causes gonorrhoea.

eightyonekilograms:

A week or so ago I was “half-lucid dreaming” (aware I was dreaming but not nearly as conscious as daytime self, and still somewhat “on rails”). I decided to try and turn it into a sex dream, walked up to a door and went “ok, when I go through this door, on the other side there will be attractive people to have sex with”, and then upon going through it was a large space (IIRC like a high school gymnasium) that was dark, cold, and completely empty. There were even cobwebs hanging from the ceiling. It was cartoonish in its lack of subtlety.

thoodleoo:

i love this terracotta lekythos red-figure bird so much i drew fanart of it

real-british-empire:

sophiamcdougall:

legsdemandias:

doomhamster:

legsdemandias:

legsdemandias:

Friendly reminder that the reason you feel so much better is because of your meds, don’t stop taking them unless you talk to your doctor first, you really do need them, I promise. 

Around June I stopped taking my eye medication because I hadn’t had a problem with my eyes in months. I got really lazy about doing it; then I stopped them altogether.

Turns out, the reason I stopped having problems with my eyes was because I was religiously taking my medication. Whodathunk. Now I have to work to get back to the place I was before I decided I was “better” (I wasn’t!).

If you thought this post was just about anti-depressants or lithium, it could be! For me, this post is about eyedrops, for you it might be about antibiotics, or it might be about zoloft. Whatever it is, please consider talking to your doctor before making a sudden shift to stop taking it. It’s not bad to be on medication. It’s not bad to need it. 

…and on a related note, do not let anyone tell you that because you start feeling worse if you don’t take your medication, that means you’re “addicted”. That is not how addiction works.

Okay everyone reblog this version

Recently I realised that – entirely subconsciously – I had reasoned “I’ve been taking ibuprofen at the very first sign of a migraine and then not having migraines? So perhaps I don’t actually have a migraine problem and I should stop?”

Guess how I realised I’d done that.

I KNEW the adhd meds/anti-depressants version of this rule. It hadn’t occurred to me that sometimes “It’s the meds, idiot” is about ibuprofen.

Also: not finishing a course of antibiotics can result in stronger, more resilient strains forming.

gryffindorcls:

talvin-muircastle:

Wow, I did not see that coming.

blessyouhawkeye:

blessyouhawkeye:

blessyouhawkeye:

telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

“why would you say that” because it was funny. “but that isn’t true” it’s the funniest way to express that sentiment. “why would you do that” because it’s a joke.

you guys would never believe what’s happening to this post

drewing-your-mom:

video from: California Academy of Sciences

daylikescookies:

an idog plushie for a commissioner! i cant stop boopint its head

books-bread-and-brigandage:

leafmealoooone:

god i love solarpunk. Shout out to solarpunk.

Sometimes it gets criticism for being just an art aesthetic, and i get that, fair enough, but for me thats the whole point.

I can’t always picture a future worth fighting for on my own. It would be so much harder to hope for and work towards a better future without the images others have crafted of what that better world might look like. Sometimes what keeps me going is pretty imaginings of a beautiful, flawed, near-utopia that’s mostly just vibes and sunshine and plants growing regardless of whether the conditions are well suited to it, and humans who continue and endure and care for their world and community.

Its impossible to build a future you cant imagene first.

that’s why I hate late stage cyberpunk, its why depression makes planning so much harder, and its why I positavely cherish solarpunk.

books-bread-and-brigandage:

thelaurenshippen:

writing really is just googling synonyms. that’s it. just a constant carousel of “I used this word two paragraphs ago, what is another word for this word”

Sometimes its also serching for definitions.
“I use this word all the time I am 90% certain I do so correctly but lets not risk humiliation”.

I condone murder- I mean condemn, yeah

books-bread-and-brigandage:

thelaurenshippen:

writing really is just googling synonyms. that’s it. just a constant carousel of “I used this word two paragraphs ago, what is another word for this word”

Sometimes its also serching for definitions.
“I use this word all the time I am 90% certain I do so correctly but lets not risk humiliation”.

autumnalmorning39:

A little early guys

samirahmed125:

samirahmed125:

samirahmed125:

a-shade-of-blue:

samirahmed125:

a-shade-of-blue:

Samir (@samirahmed125) is terrified that he will lose his leg. His leg is severely injured and he needs several surgeries to save it. Every delay means a higher chance that his leg will have to be amputated!

Due to the destruction of medical facilities, hospitals in Gaza cannot perform such a complex operation. He needs to travel to Egypt for the operation.

His little brother Saeed is being imprisoned by the occupation forces. For a long time Samir and his family had thought Saeed when they lost him in a bombing. They are thankful that he is alive, but they are extremely worried. They do not know when he will be released, they do not know what he has endured in prison.

Samir is worried about losing his leg, he is worried about his younger brother Saeed. He is enduring so much. Please help him save his leg and donate if you are able to!

Donate to Urgent Aid Needed for Ahmed and Son, organised by Abeer Sa

Vetted! #428 on @/gazavetters vetted list, shared by @/90-ghost

I am really very tired of the slow situation of my campaign, which has destroyed my psyche. Your donation gives me life. With your donation, I am taking a dose of hope to walk again on my feet and not have them amputated. Please help me, no matter how small your donation is, it gives me the motivation of hope to live in peace with my family. Donate $5, $10, or whatever you are able to do. I am not telling you to donate as much as you can. I want to reach 5000 thousand dollars, which is very necessary to start travel and treatment. Please do not stop and contribute. With my help🙏🙏🙏🥺

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Only $3,741 USD raised of $50K target!!

$1,256 more to reach short term goal of $5000!!

You can enter my freshwater pearl necklace raffle if you donate to this fundraiser!

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Can you help me? Please share, and if you are able to donate, please help me. My foot is painful and inflamed, and there are fractures in it, and I have lost small parts of the bone. I need 5 operations so that I will not be incapacitated.🙏🙏🙏🍉🇵🇸💔

My friend, can you help me collect donations? You see my condition and the situation I am in. My feet are in danger of falling apart, and this means that I will become disabled. Please help me. I am begging you to save my life. I have to collect donations for the 5 operations, tests, hospital expenses, and travel.😢🍉🙏🇵🇸

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moonclown87:

more of NSR but 1010 is self aware or however you would like to call it

continuation of this post (linking just in case), featuring the soda scene :]

and a bonus of Haym famous quote

rettoujoutou:

rettoujoutou:

more

neine:

neine:

This game has BOOK PHYSICS!?

I mean, boob

ed-recoverry:

Though we all know asking for consent is absolutely MANDATORY in all sexual encounters, you have to also be prepared to respond to the request of consent honestly.

That means being ready to say no if you don’t want to do what your partner is asking.

Yes, it is your partner’s responsibility to ask for clear, sane consent.

But it’s also your responsibility to provide an honest answer.

Which means saying no even if you feel bad about it.

Which means saying no even if you are a chronic people pleaser.

Which means saying no even when you’re are terrified to say say.

You don’t have to physically say no, you can say another word or make a certain signal or sound to convey that you are not giving consent, but you NEED to communicate that no.

As much as both you and I wish our partners could read our mind, that is not reality.

If you you say yes when you’re really thinking ‘I don’t know, if you say yes when you’re really thinking ‘no, stop,’ you need to say something.

Ofc it’s then on your partner to then respect this response, stopping and not guilting you for saying no.

But the point is that consent is something that needs all parties to participate. If you are on the receiving end of asking for consent, you need to be honest.

I get that it’s scary.

I get that you might feel awkward.

I get that you just don’t like saying no.

But speaking your mind during sex is integral. Being honest about your feelings has to happen.

Sex is supposed to be a positive experience. Saying no will keep it positive for everyone involved.

xyzee1212:

madeofeverything:

saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

*barely misses my foot or somthing while falling* ASSASSINS?!

pipery-blog:

I made it yesterday, this is my first figurine

iguanamarina:

iguanamarina:

spookyboogie3:

spookyboogie3:

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

One time in highschool our teacher said that it was never under any circumstances okay for a boy to hit a girl and I asked “not even in self defense?” and he said “no” so I pointed to the kid next to me and said “so if I just started whaling on this guy then he’d just have to take it? What the hell” and he was like “you two have had the same homeroom for three years do you not know his name” and I was like “that’s not the point right now” and Mr. K if you’re out there reading this I’m still mad about it

the argument actually took up most of the class after that but there was a point where he said “why do you want men to hit women so badly?” And I answered “I don’t want anybody to hit anybody, I just think assuming that no woman you meet could possibly hurt you is kind of insulting” and I didn’t WIN per se but you could kind of feel the air shift as the conversation went from “chivalry good” to “girls might WANT to kick your ass”

Anyhow it’s been like 15 years now but I still swear by “capacity for harm is not gender-specific”, “nobody should be hurting anybody”, “men can be abused too”, and “gender equality means accepting that women CAN hurt you” so suck it, Mr. K

theshitpostcalligrapher:

xsugarxglass:

martymartinloki:

anarchetypalarchive:

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

@theshitpostcalligrapher

yup

theinevitablesense:

only-tiktoks:

grapefruiters:

i love when a song is an acquired taste. you can listen to something once and go huh. there’s something here even if im not quite ready for it yet. and you listen a couple more times. and then bam a couple weeks or months or years later you listen, youve finally worn the song in and it’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever heard

magiccarpetman:

letitrainathousandflames:

elodieunderglass:

alexaloraetheris:

wintersmitth:

caressthosecheekbones:

random-brushstrokes:

Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

oh leonid, we’re really in it now

Leonid, you really understand it.

Save me Leonid, from my empty Word document

Leonid what should I do about the emails

Babe are you okay? you reblogged Leonid Pasternak’s Torments of Creative Work again

Leonid Pasternak is the best! My favorite of his is The Night Before The Exam (1895).

foxixus:

“Stare”

houseofpurplestars:

fatfemmefreaquency:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.

if you’re spamming stuff like this make sure you don’t mention real individuals or institutions. absolutely make it difficult for them to determine if a report is fake or not

but at the same time DOGE very notably has been shutting down a number of essential programs because they have the words “transition” (as in, transition housing. Or transition planning, as well as all the ones serving trans people) and “equity” (like IRS programs that look at things like tax equity) or similar words in their descriptions

a lot of these sorts of reports aren’t going to be followed up by good-faith investigation—Trump, the heritage foundation (the people behind project 2025), and many other people in this administration or behind the scenes have publicly said they want to eradicate the department of education: they will indiscriminately fire people who get mentioned in these sorts of reports AND will likely not rehire anyone to fill those roles

and they’ll likely happily shut down entire institutions that are mentioned with no investigation wherever they have the power to do so (and even at some points where they obviously do not have said authority)

also they will likely use algorithms to determine who and which programs to axe—AI programs that trawl the replies to these sorts of forms. not people

the current government leaders have no interest in eliminating exclusively DEI initiatives. this is not going to be a surgical strike—there are going to be a lot of firings and terminations of programming that are blamed on “DEI” but are just intended to destroy public education (while scapegoating DEI for propaganda purposes)

so do NOT name actual places, organizations, or individuals in your responses

because these people are not doing any kind of due diligence, they don’t care who or what gets caught in the crossfire (is it really crossfire when the “crossfire” is the whole point? debatable)

your government is actively trying to destroy all public education: do not provide them with the excuse to do so

none of the people involved in this process give one shred of a damn about the truth. they are not going to “run down” these reports

so yeah—write something an AI can’t obviously recognize as fake. but write something that will make them look incompetent and ridiculous that if they try to use your response as justification for their actions

Here, you’ll need this:

✉ Guerrilla Mail - Disposable Temporary E-Mail Address

depsidase:

cipherhunter:

lil-shiro:

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

wizard-of-interesting-failure:

thesmallestclown:

zaraxy:

gayboygaming:

immentallydeficient-deactivated:

immentallydeficient-deactivated:

okay i just realized they meant “fascist” and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier

The faggots dont claim him

The faggots dont claim him

The faggots dont claim him

The council has spoken. Send him to the gayless wastes.

guooey:

really beautiful things are happening between americans and chinese netizens right now

boyakishan:

zizibutik:

dr-moonrose:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

screaming

A coworker of mine shared a story that she interviewed for a place, they asked her if she could become and animal, what would she be. She said dog, because they are loyal, friendly, and protect their family. The interviewer said that’s wrong, because dogs are lazy. The correct answer was giraffe, because they reach high for leaves and that’s a sign of ambition…

????????

What?

dat-soldier:

I look at the pfps of people liking a drawing of mine and im like oh??

Woah, cute emo guy!! I wanna draw it~ So I did

Well turns out it was a griller

If I was in the jungle i would have died. badly.

clownboybebop:

morbidmanatee:

kuromi-hoemie:

not my circus not my—

what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.

they’re my monkeys now

ALT

@clownboybebop pardon????

ah, here:

mokubaskaiba:

young-replica:

teathattast:

humanoidchaos:

humanoidchaos: