March 2025

felixfeliccis:

boobieteriat:

Tumblr egyptologists love to act like they’re not part of the problem and they’d be sooo upset at you to even mention it

thelastwhimzy:

eyyyyy. noise cancelling headphones broke. im autistic w pretty bad sensory issues- cant go out in the world without them. tried to tape them and it didn’t work. put two pairs on my amzon wshlist - i prefer the jlab jlux ones bc they’re comfy and work well but ik the tozo ones are cheaper so put both there. would appreciate it. love you all

ryebreadedd:

Its been a long week. Someone pass me an image of The Character

aropride:

aropride:

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

what do you MEAN you “just” want to use it to synthesize your ideas. What do you think the point of an assignment is. grow up and do the work yourself and book with a tutor or ask the professor if you need help oh my god

aropride:

aropride:

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

what do you MEAN you “just” want to use it to synthesize your ideas. What do you think the point of an assignment is. grow up and do the work yourself and book with a tutor or ask the professor if you need help oh my god

action52:

kushblazer666:

*ai tiktok tts lady voice* boiling my husband alive in oil!🥰

fuck-u-maga:

I have nothing to add. Pure evil.

caats:

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

sacred-portal:

*dangles a worm above you on a fishing rod*

anti-terf-posts:

yumyumyum gimme

^ me

argumate:

femmenietzsche:

My heart is filled with the cool type of hate

haters see you and think damn, that hate’s cool

hisuianserperior:

Tumblr holidays not being used for the rest of the world is weird. What do you mean I have to go to school/work? Don’t you people know Julius Caesar was stabbed multiple times?

hisuianserperior:

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they’re cold, get em while they’re sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

exit-pursued-by-spiders:

charl0ttan:

theres this genre of music i call “exhausting” and its really really popular for unknown reasons. when a song has a lot of energy but isnt even funky at all it sucks so bad man. what am i supposed to do. dreampop/doom metal girlie i must disclose #slowmusic

This is how I feel about 90% of indie pop from the 2010s, just extremely upbeat and rigid for no fucking reason, like how am I supposed to dance with cute art school girls when this band is painfully unaware of the concept of swing

exit-pursued-by-spiders:

riverscuomoforcefem:

riverscuomoforcefem:

A bad luck Brian meme. The hue of the image has been shifted, making it vibrantly blue and pink. The top text reads "You still think about her sometimes, don't you?", and the bottom text reads "The summers you can never go back to, memories, replaced with stories, fade to black"ALT
A bad luck Brian meme. He has been poorly edited to look like a goblin. The top text reads "Finds a cool pile of bones in a cave", and the bottom text reads "Gets eaten by the bear that made it"ALT
A bad luck Brian meme. The image is heavily distorted, glowing and covered in strange lines and bubbles. The top text reads "one cannot attain oneness with the noosphere", and the bottom text reads "without liberating oneself from the realsphere"ALT

Cursed Brian is my new favorite old meme

hey hi if you have a windows computer DON'T UPDATE

microsoft fucking killed WordPad. like. the entire program is just removed in the new update.

anyway I'm going to go fly into the sun

exit-pursued-by-spiders:

lukadjo:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Why!?!?!?!!? Why must they do this??

This has crossed a line

I am going to start planning to uninstall windows entirely, fuck Microsoft™

LibreOffice is your friend, friends!

brunhiddensmusings:

whatthemythicalwhat:

I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice ends up in a lot of my cocktails. Sure, I like fancy ingredients when I can afford them and I have things I get picky about using - but I have bad hands, mincing garlic is painful as fuck. There’s a lot to be said for knowing how to work with what you have. Don’t shame people for trying, don’t shame people for feeding their families things that they enjoy.

if you are only a good cook if you have access to premium ingredients at whole foods or above prices then you arent really a good cook

exit-pursued-by-spiders:

cipheramnesia:

immortalbeingz:

Someone do this to me

You could also just use a triangular broaching tool instead of making it weird.

thriftedspacesuit:

what-even-is-thiss:

aniconist:

when people are like “he’s not even attractive you could find a guy that looks like him at any gas station” i’m like….. well you see there’s beauty everywhere actually

You can also find a sunset at a gas station

time to break out my favorite photo I ever took

grecoromanyaoi:

everybody trying to “correct” me on this comment is wrong like. on a historical level. but each attempt is wrong in a unique way so I’ll allow it

herssian:

herssian:

the only good art you’ll ever make is the art you’ll make btw

it doesn’t matter if people will see it. it doesn’t matter if people won’t. it doesn’t matter if you eventually catch a break and amass a big audience. it doesn’t matter if only two people ever like your art for the next seven years. it doesn’t matter if your skills will ever compare to the biggest masters’. it doesn’t matter if your style never progresses past a stage deemed commercial enough. the only good art you’ll ever make is the art you’ll make. you can’t bury soil in soil

fraseris:

figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks

jorisjurgen:

WHAT

barbaricjester:

Werewolf who desperately doesn’t want to change back. Werewolf who clings to his monstrous shape for as long as he possibly can, resisting as he feels himself turning back at dawn. Werewolf who weeps when his claws shrink back into fingers and he loses his fangs and fur. Werewolf who holes up in bed, miserable and meticulously watching the moon cycle each month until he can transform again.

waltzingbi:

being held would be so cool. wish physical touch was real

aropride:

🍰 personwithbadgrades Follow

having objectively bad grades sucks because it impacts my ability to pursue my education . its hard to make progress in my degree when my college is breathing down my neck. this directly impacts my life, and my self esteem when people are weird about it

📖 guywith3.9gpa Follow

i feel the same way except i have a 3.9 gpa

liesmyth:

liesmyth:

liesmyth:

tfw “popular” fanon becomes so embedded in a fandom & discussions within fandom spaces that people just start treating it as the default and all interactions with others are coloured by this interpretation. have you considered that I actually don’t subscribe to this take, which is nowhere in the source material? wait nvm, clearly not.

I’m never muting this post I love learning about fandom beef I’d never ever considered before

bestie don’t I know it

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

wolfertinger666:

I think poor people deserve to buy luxuries for themselves

poor people deserve to eat glorious yummy food and buy cool technology and games and do fun things

removing the option to buy snacks and sweets from people’s food stamp budget money is inherently evil and devilish.

guy-named-reblog:

locus-p0cus:

validwarriorcatsnames:

batcii:

cryptid-on-a-string:

hustlerose:

hustlerose:

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

weird horse

“Websight” is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

oww :(

twilight-blaze:

bananonbinary:

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

  • saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
  • saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

emptyheadgamer:

i feel like we as a digital society have forgotten the important rules of the internet

thegreatnapsty:

thecinamonroe:

Marilyn Monroe posing for a Polio vaccination campaign, January 28, 1958. Photo by Milton Greene.

Thank you, Marilyn.

batberryparfait:

dreamduality:

gean-grey-blog:

dreamduality:

dreamduality:

say something funny

about house md

I started writing House MD fanfic in high school and because my autistic ass got into it so hard I was reading anatomy textbooks on break during my summer job when I was 16 I wrote a bunch of meticulously researched if dramatic and very “written by a 16 year old” fanfic. Like went and joined forums for each condition to describe them as accurately as possible. And like. Accidentally helped like. A bunch of people figure out what was wrong with them by essentially doing fully new medical description research bc I was obsessed with the toxic old man yaoi

old man yaoi saves lives

ad-wills:

a meme

a patch of flowers growing in the middle of a sidewalk labelled as "a brief period of boundless inspiration and writing/drawing"

the surrounding sidewalk without flowers is labelled: will i ever cook again?, save me new hyper-fixation... hyper-fixation save me, WHY WON'T I CREATE???ALT

threeicedcreams:

Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,

derinthescarletpescatarian:

its-time-to-be-silly:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Have you guys heard of cats. They’re great.

No, tell me more

If they like you they’ll vibrate at you and stab you with secret knives

riverlinden:

“kung pow penis,” a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

cyberxbattalion:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

zynical-forg:

Muak! 💕

How can I help make you feel better?

Old stuff 😅

yorickish-deactivated20250521:

a fascinating little look into how life could be…

k-eke:

ⁿʸᵒᵒᵐ ᵃᵈᵛᵉⁿᵗᵘʳᵉ

itstimetodrew:

Two rules for creating anything.

1) Make it weird.

2) Make it with love.

derinthescarletpescatarian:

segamascott:

I’m so glad that machinima is alive and well

pananarchocommunist:

bedupolker:

bedupolker:

I hate targeted ads but I also hate the untargeted gambling & ozempic ads (I dont like gambling and if I lost 10 pounds I’d die of malnutrition) maybe the truth lies somewhere inbetween… all ads are bad

The way people comment about adblock when this post was partially inspired by a bunch of weightloss ads I saw on a real physical subway station

You just need to do IRL adblocking with a hammer :3

anxietyproblem:

like this post to HUG a dragon. reblog this post to SMOOCH a dragon

depsidase:

socialistexan: