Actually fucking enamoured with myself rn ngl, like you’re telling me after all that suffering i actually get to look like this? I get to be pretty? And cute and hot and adorable? And happy??????????? Shit gets better yall
Dude people used to advertise on this website isn’t that insane
The idea that this platform which now largely exists for t4t sexting and rampant unmoderated bigotry was so prominent that official accounts for awful spider man movies promoted themselves here with gifsets so bad that we now pass them around like relics of a forgotten age is just. So good.
Northern Arctic hares have a strange habit of fleeing by hopping on their hind legs instead of running on all fours, and no one knows why the hell this happens
I used to hate the word faggot but now I realize that it’s probably one of the only things that the gay community has left that isn’t being sanitized, shined, and sold back to us at a premium by deceitful ass companies who claim to like us but then vote for policies that kill us. you’re not gonna see a bank in a pride parade with banners that say “we love faggots” but you sure as hell will see a gay person saying “I love being a faggot” it feels so more real.
and I want it to stay controversial too because if a bank ever feels like they have the right to say “haha faggot right guys? 😏🏳️🌈” we should be able to publicly execute their ceo
The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose
The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose
The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose
The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose
Mary Magdalene was fujoshi and this is a truth the church has tried to hide for centuries. That fruity bunch of boys she was following was a dead giveaway
Full boy mode person complimented my tattoos on the train and showed me her celeste phone background and said “if im right you’ll be able to get some information from that” and we had a nice conversation and it completely lifted my mood after a shitty day
Tumblr is the kind of website where I can just tell someone their cat looks like an evil vizier with no further context and everyone will understand that it was a compliment
Reddit is the kind of website where I cannot do that
Does he look like someone you would trust to give you good advice?
This cat does not look like an evil vizier. I would trust his advice.
You’re all heartless churls, being extremely mean to this lovely cat who has done nothing wrong
Why, just yesterday, this faithful feline outlined a plan to me whereby my army shall be at the gates of St. Petersburg ere a fortnight passes, negotiating the Tsar’s surrender of the western provinces
looked at this and freaked out because I noticed that it said “petrolatum” and not “petroleum”.
My whole life I thought that it was some weird byproduct of the oil industry, and I never questioned that belief.
I suddenly remembered every time I had called it “petroleum jelly” and thought that I must’ve looked like a massive idiot.
Anyway, anything that enters my brain is immediately converted into the action of pulling up a Wikipedia article, and as it turns out, it actually is called “petroleum jelly” (which consists of white petrolatum) and is a weird byproduct of the oil industry
lord give you the strength to read the rest of the post 🙏
Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.
The rats have fled the sinking ship
The wolves have fled the sinking ship
The dragons have fled the-
I’m not even joking furries account for like 30% of all modern tech infrastructure.
have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:
that’s because of scrooge mcduck
Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and when he created Astro Boy, he based his art style on the Scrooge McDuck comics
so basically this character
who serves as the visual basis for the modern-day anime art style was inspired by this
which means that every time you get horny for this
or for these guys
you’re actually getting your jollies from the great grandkids of this motherfucker
No joke.
please don’t fuck the duck
Now I read all this with my both eyes and now it is your turn
it gets better
a lil while ago, tezuka’s daughter unlocked his work desk
what was inside?
a whack load of furry and transformation porn including one of a woman turning into a boob snake, locked away for SPECIAL OCCASION
when you are fapping to anime tiddies, you are fapping to the legacy of a furry artist
All anime tiddies descend from a literal furry’s admiration of a Charles Dickens duck-AU fanfiction character.
this website is informative, i learn something new every day here. thank you tumblr community and staff.
have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:
that’s because of scrooge mcduck
Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and when he created Astro Boy, he based his art style on the Scrooge McDuck comics
so basically this character
who serves as the visual basis for the modern-day anime art style was inspired by this
which means that every time you get horny for this
or for these guys
you’re actually getting your jollies from the great grandkids of this motherfucker
No joke.
please don’t fuck the duck
Now I read all this with my both eyes and now it is your turn
it gets better
a lil while ago, tezuka’s daughter unlocked his work desk
what was inside?
a whack load of furry and transformation porn including one of a woman turning into a boob snake, locked away for SPECIAL OCCASION
when you are fapping to anime tiddies, you are fapping to the legacy of a furry artist
All anime tiddies descend from a literal furry’s admiration of a Charles Dickens duck-AU fanfiction character.
this website is informative, i learn something new every day here. thank you tumblr community and staff.
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