March 2025

caralarm-bicycles:

sparkchamber:

zero-energy-counters:

unquietgravekeeper:

queixumes:

catoswound:

you cant even begin poems with “i will sodomise and facef uck you” anymore. because of woke .

Holy fuck

is it shaped like a dong in latin too

@fusion-cannon-advertisement

when my friend was like “do you want this bracelet that doesn’t fit me? It has a line from a Catullus poem engraved on it” I was like girl…….WHICH Catullus poem

mysharona1987:

girlblocker:

there should be a way to enable anons but only from ur mutuals. u wont know who said it but u know its coming from inside the house

willabee:

willabee:

A photo of Willabee, a brown tabby cat with green eyes. She is laying flat on the carpet under a flat leaf cushion and glancing up.ALT

WELCOME BACK FLAT BEE FRIDAY

A second photo of Willabee, this time glancing up with her chin resting on her paws.ALT

like look at this

crimson-femme:

Butch-Femme couple, circa 1950s, seen in Before Stonewall (1984).

galactic-mermaid:

mysticfancheesecake:

Please do not stop donations, help us, the people also need your help in filling water, no matter how much your donations are, do not stop them… now Tumblr is only sending messages to a very small number per hour… be a helping hand and a supporter after this war that destroyed everything from green to dry… thank you my dears for supporting us and standing by the side of this afflicted people

Last donation was about 2 weeks ago…

Mohammed is currently paying out of pocket for people to get their water filled. He really needs help getting donations so he can continue to deliver water to the Palestinian people.

Please donate anything you can, as well as share this post so it can gain traction again.

Mohammed and Faisal are both vetted by association. Information here.)

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The fact that the franchise that's all about fighting against a corrupt system is run by a corrupt system will never not be funny to me

skyethequeerwolfwizard:

This could be about a myriad of things

The fact that the franchise that's all about fighting against a corrupt system is run by a corrupt system will never not be funny to me

skyethequeerwolfwizard:

This could be about a myriad of things

yeet–haw:

vootins:


How to be a trans ally 101, from To Wong Foo (1995)

i’m reminded of those posts from trans women who stated in their experiences that by far most cis women they interact with in person aren’t transphobic towards them. and that recent study that showed the uk population is more accepting of trans people than they perceive each other to be (ie 2 uk polls, “do you think most people are trans friendly” vs “are you trans friendly”). i think there’s more love and acceptance in this world than transphobes want you to believe. you are not as hated as legislators and conservative news outlets would lead you to believe.

copepods:

copepods:

crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this

we live in a society etc

herpsandbirds:

cygnus-is-tired:

You know, having a lunar eclipse (also commonly called a blood moon) the day before the Ides of March feels a bit like a… omen. Wouldn’t you say?

x215:

fb-blong:

Please and please help us we need your help. Help needed please 🏳‍🌈🙏😥

Have you done something good to the trans womens refugee in camp today?

Yes

No

possibly

I will

See Results

No matter your answer,you have another opportunity right now

Where can we go when, in Africa, we are suffering without democracies to protect us? When we flee our countries, we hope that places like America and other democratic nations will be safe for members of the LGBTQ+ community. Right now, we are a group of transgender refugees in a camp in Africa, struggling to survive. We barely have access to food, medication, or basic necessities. Many of us are suffering from H.pylori infections due to unsafe drinking water and poor sanitation. We are also battling typhoid and malaria without access to proper medical care. On top of this, transphobia within the refugee camp prevents us from working or securing shelter, we are forced to sleep outside because we lack enough shelter to accommodate us which isn’t safe . We need your help to ensure that all LGBTQ+ people, especially transgender refugees, can live safely and with dignity. Please, stand with us and help make a difference. 🏳️‍⚧️

🌍 Please donate today and be part of our fighting for survival. Your kindnes can help improve and even our lives

https://gofund.me/4b7d0709

https://gofund.me/4b7d0709

nebuvoid:

Do Usamericans know there’s a common pastry in German bakeries called an Amerikaner. Eating them

rhubabby:

dragongirlglasses:

rhubabby:

take me to snurch (snail church)

happy 10 years to snurch

oh do not do this to me

This is an actual song

ct-dykeula:

tentacleteapot:

hotcocoandmarshmallows:

cyle:

p3n-palz:

moved-please-leave-me-alone:

hotcocoandmarshmallows:

Hey girl I trapped your boyfriend in a poll. don’t worry he’ll be fine, he just needs to outrun the tsunami. sorry

🌊🌊🌊

🚣

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….well what happens now……..

uhhhm sorry about your boyfriend but… yeah he became one with the sea. yeah he controls the tsunami now it’s actually kind of cool he just doesn’t want to come home. yeah… sorry

we added a single digit of decimal precision just for this post. he made it!

WAIT WHAT YOU’RE SHITTING ME

WE GOT DECIMALS BECAUSE OF MY SHIT POST???

WHAT

AND HE DIDN’T EVEN DROWN?!

blanchebees:

Loyalty to each other

Tip jar

sacred-portal:

tiniesttinsel:

calellon:

intriga-hounds:

can i interest u in a box of friend??

it’s him…… the Grey Earl…………..

A most honored guest at the royal ball!

tiniesttinsel:

calellon:

intriga-hounds:

can i interest u in a box of friend??

it’s him…… the Grey Earl…………..

A most honored guest at the royal ball!

rabid-transcendentalist:

Happy Holidays! Don’t forget to grab a knife :)

heartsutra:

Keeping a roof over my head one day at a time

Left: Troma Nagmo

Right: me

My post is kinda long so I’ll be brief. I’m homeless, trying to sort out a job and rent a room plus get my ADHD meds. I raised enough for the room but have had to repeatedly dip into it for survival costs cos being homeless is expensive, and now I need to pay $500 for an hour long psych appointment to get my ADHD meds so I can actually function and keep a job

I’m hoping and praying to raise that $500. I’m staying with someone but I have no guarantee day to day how long I can crash here for, so I really don’t wanna use the housing money since idk when I might need it

As an aside, I’m queer, disabled, ADHD, and a retired sex worker trying not to go back to the job because with my bad teeth and no car or premises it would be extremely dicey

PayPal is ace8ball@gmail.com

Ko-fi is /fakejuly

Thank u

🩷💖🩷💖🩷💖🩷💖🩷💖🩷💖

Mikii looks gorgeous! I love the tail and four eyes

adenator:

bloodbitts-blog:

adenator:

thanks !! awawawawaaww

also i found an almost identical ask from you next to this one.. can i eat it ::3

Go ahead. Internet glitches must have happened

okay !! awaw

A drawing of Mikii holding an ask very similar to the one for this post in her mouth. The whole drawing has a white outline around it, including the ask. Additionally, there are two bites taken out of the content part of the ask, and one out of the profile picture. The depicted ask reads, "Mikii is gorgeous. I adore the tail and four eyes"ALT

Remember, the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. ‘Blood is thicker than water’ twists the meaning of the phrase to be the exact opposite of what it’s supposed to mean.

victusinveritas:

I don’t know who the fuck censored “hell” in that last image, but it sure as shit wasn’t me. What is this, 3rd grade internet?

servuscallidus:

I’m going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one’s life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can’t think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

smoqueen:

memeclassheroes:

cozysafechaotic:

sensicalabsurdities:

henshengs:

Tbh I think fandom generally needs to get better at sitting with the uncomfortable fact that a story/fanwork/meme/whatever can hurt one person and help another

This is why I think “tag warning” culture is kinder and more constructive than cancel culture / “no problematic content” culture. One size does not fit all, but if we learn to be more aware of the fact that the same thing can be emotionally validating or cathartic to one person and upsetting to another, and pick up a general mindset of thinking before we post, “what might people need a heads up for in this content?”, we grow more compassionate, more thoughtful, and more understanding of the differences in people’s experiences.

blizz4rd1203:

Yes

thestuffedalligator:

“There’s no way in hell there was an actual supervillain who actually called themselves-”

“No, no, not officially - we came up with the name when we were assigned to find them, and we were kind of taking the piss, but it’s still a good name. It was before your time - they had the power to-”

I don’t want to know what their power was.

“No, listen - their power was that they could summon a pie and throw it at someone.”

“Oh. Oh, well, okay - that’s the greatest supervillain you’ve ever fought? Doesn’t sound like much.”

“But that was the thing. They could throw a pie at someone and it would never miss. So long as they could see their target they’d hit them. We eventually found out they could throw a pie at someone who was on live broadcast, miles away.”

“Jesus. Okay, I think I see the issue. But it was still, like. Pies, right?”

“Oh, for sure, it was never poison pies, and they could only summon a pie every 15 seconds so they couldn’t drown someone in meringue. But - do you remember Murgatroyd Bentley?”

“Sort of, he was president when I was a little kid - something, something superhuman rights, and he was the guy who nuked Saskatchewan, right?”

“That’s the guy. We found out about this guy after the Humboldt Crisis, because after that, whenever there was a live broadcast with the president - the state of the union, addressing congress, the Christmas tree lighting - a pie would splatter across his face every fifteen seconds.”

“…Is that it?”

“Hon, it was everything. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen the president try to talk about dignity while being smacked in the face with a banana cream. By the end of term, he refused to show his face in public, and he resigned in quiet disgrace. There were a few other pieings for a few years, but nowhere near the amount that took place when Bentley was president, and eventually they stopped. We never found out who or even where this person was.

"And that - more than anything - makes them the greatest supervillain I’ve ever had to deal with. Because they didn’t do much, but they did it loudly, they did it consistently, and we never caught them.”

“…How hard were you trying to catch them?”

“Not very.”

“And you decided to call them Dr. Creampie?”

“We were young. The president had just bombed Saskatchewan. It was a weird time. Honestly we took what we could get for laughs.”

thestuffedalligator:

“There’s no way in hell there was an actual supervillain who actually called themselves-”

“No, no, not officially - we came up with the name when we were assigned to find them, and we were kind of taking the piss, but it’s still a good name. It was before your time - they had the power to-”

I don’t want to know what their power was.

“No, listen - their power was that they could summon a pie and throw it at someone.”

“Oh. Oh, well, okay - that’s the greatest supervillain you’ve ever fought? Doesn’t sound like much.”

“But that was the thing. They could throw a pie at someone and it would never miss. So long as they could see their target they’d hit them. We eventually found out they could throw a pie at someone who was on live broadcast, miles away.”

“Jesus. Okay, I think I see the issue. But it was still, like. Pies, right?”

“Oh, for sure, it was never poison pies, and they could only summon a pie every 15 seconds so they couldn’t drown someone in meringue. But - do you remember Murgatroyd Bentley?”

“Sort of, he was president when I was a little kid - something, something superhuman rights, and he was the guy who nuked Saskatchewan, right?”

“That’s the guy. We found out about this guy after the Humboldt Crisis, because after that, whenever there was a live broadcast with the president - the state of the union, addressing congress, the Christmas tree lighting - a pie would splatter across his face every fifteen seconds.”

“…Is that it?”

“Hon, it was everything. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen the president try to talk about dignity while being smacked in the face with a banana cream. By the end of term, he refused to show his face in public, and he resigned in quiet disgrace. There were a few other pieings for a few years, but nowhere near the amount that took place when Bentley was president, and eventually they stopped. We never found out who or even where this person was.

"And that - more than anything - makes them the greatest supervillain I’ve ever had to deal with. Because they didn’t do much, but they did it loudly, they did it consistently, and we never caught them.”

“…How hard were you trying to catch them?”

“Not very.”

“And you decided to call them Dr. Creampie?”

“We were young. The president had just bombed Saskatchewan. It was a weird time. Honestly we took what we could get for laughs.”

molten222:

bakedbimbobunnybun:

kyraneko:

murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv:

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn’t an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That’s all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

roathena:

da-kingdom-n-power-n-gorey:

da-kingdom-n-power-n-gorey:

if you love that fat tgirl take her clothes shopping lol im not even kidding

if you love that fat tgirl take her clothes shopping i am not even kidding the amount of tags i see like this on these posts is so sad and you girls need to do better

heartnosekid:

sweetratsofmine on ig

porcelain-feather:

Clockwork as delicate as this was never meant to suffer so much stress. Your gears were made to be small, precise, ornate works of art - not the rugged sort that are necessary to endure this strain on a daily basis. You never had a choice in the matter, but the work must be done. If that means winding the key tighter and making everything tick faster, so be it. Can’t leave a job unfinished. Can’t let people be disappointed. Can’t permit errors within your work.

Tick. T-Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick. T-Tick.

Some teeth have broken off and make the mechanism skip, but you’re fine. It doesn’t hurt that badly. Sure, it will add more strain and break more gears, but you can still smile, can’t you?

T-Tick. T-Tick. Tick. T-Tick.

You can still dance, even if the motions are jerky. Keep moving. Time is of the essence. Don’t let them down. You can keep going, can’t you?

T-T-Tick. Tick. T-T-Tick.

Can’t you?

pearl-likes-pi:

pearl-likes-pi:

pearl-likes-pi:

pearl-likes-pi:

why my username is pearl-likes-pi: i have this headcanon that when steven asks pearl if she likes pie she thinks he means the mathematical constant and shes like YES

PI DAY REBLOG PI DAY REBLOG PI DAY REBLOG

PI DAY 2019 REBLOG LETS GO

Pi Day 2025 im so old my bones are turning to dust

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

amvs:

amvs:

also on that note weird teenagers empassioned about niche interests are the backbone of this website. stop being mean to them

a 15 year old video game kinnie who reblogs stimboards and fanart and gifsets bas infinitely more coolness than a 26 year old who slings around the r slur at people ever will. post.

rosegoldenatlas:

So a lot of Trump supporters want to change the constitution to allow him to run for a third term. How they advertised this idea?

Fanart of Trumps face on Julius Caesars head.

Oh and look what is coming up soon, what a coincidence :)

Thats so weird and odd and Do You Know What Would Be Really Funny?

caprisunsport:

I HATE WHITE BOYS

cynicalclassicist:

smallerdelusions:

squirrelmop:

Had to do a double take when I first saw this; I thought the peel was a creature. May I gift you: pineapple dragon?

Pineapple dragon!

I know that pineapples were once valuable in the Victorian period, but a pineapple dragon must be even more valuable now than a pineapple was then!

seven-oh-four:

meows-at-ur-post:

gumy-shark:

t4t? oh no i think you misunderstood me. i said tnt. we’re going to explode you. with a bomb

Meow

now is not the fucking time mr. whiskers

suppermariobroth:

“Stabs in the Dark” is an unlockable minigame in WarioWare: Twisted, being an infinite version of the “Stab in the Dark” microgame, whereby the player is tasked with tilting the samurai’s sword to deflect incoming attacks.

If the player is skillful enough to somehow reach 900 points, the minigame will reach its maximum speed, where samurai will continue attacking at a rate of 6.7 samurai per second. The game will then announce “You got it!” after the 999th samurai, then send one last 1000th samurai and auto-quit itself.

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bonesbeetle:

they let the fucking skull wraith on the mound again. this is such bullshit i hate this league.

bravelycowering:

absyyynth:

i cant stop laughing. locked in a single hour

anxietyproblem:

knxfesck:

idk why this is considered a strange take but I genuinely believe that if you cannot handle your art being reposted, talked about, used as tracing material, referenced for style and inspiration, or put in a collage you should not be posting it