March 2025

kim-intj-deactivated20250412:

the name ‘rose’ and the english word ‘loss’ are pronounced similarly in my language, and if you write them down, they also look similar.

로즈 (rose)

로스 (loss)

the words are only a line away

noxthesynners:

real-british-empire:

i-suggest-murder:

gimme-da-sword:

the-straight-guy-of-tumbir:

sanemero57tempmain:

justyoureverydaytwstsimp:

moflettastein:

fantasticcollectorkitten:

not-fae-no-sir:

ask-fnaf-goldie-and-bonbon:

i will never not reblog this!

This ground is old…un burdened…sacred…

everyone who sees this must reblog

god left in 2012

And came back in 2225

IT HAS BEEN FOUND, A RELIC!

this was like, one of the first ten pins I saved to my pinterest when I first joined.. dear golly..

Don’t tell the British about this relic they’ll steal it to put in their museum

@real-british-empire hey have you seen this

Yoink!!!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

ladyoftheharbour:

i just think that smoking weed at concerts poll was rly annoying bc the question was “is it rude” but people were treating it like the only two options were “it’s morally unconscionable in every situation and you deserve to go to jail if you do it even once” and “it’s always ok everywhere and if you say it’s not in the best of taste you’re exactly the same as a fascist” and the whole thing made me feel like this

nontheanon:

randomalienencounter:

alienracist:

a-very-real-human:

like/reblog if u are:

  • a bitch
  • a bastard
  • an all around fool
  • an omnipresent all-powerful being
  • a sparrow
  • c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝
  • capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds
  • an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

YOU will NEVER figure out which one I am

I’m a fool

A fuckin dumbass

bloodenjoyer:

when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff… ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we’re literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have

the-halfling-prince:

“I need to see them suffer” I say about a character who already does nothing but suffer

titsay:

on a stroll

beetledrink:

to the person who tagged one of my viral posts “posts that have 1 note to me” how does it feel that that made me laugh harder than anything ive ever said

hxgrl:

This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

article link

tired-mochii:

Emergency: I’m really struggling to pay my bills!

Thursday, March 6th: Hello, everyone. I’m Gem, a bi, mentally ill, and disabled woman in desperate need of help as I’m struggling to pay my bills this month!!

I apologize for asking for help again. As most of you know from my previous posts, I have been struggling to make ends meet while on welfare. And due to my outstanding bills and ever-increasing debt, it has been difficult for me to get by. These past few months have been absolute hell, and with no other income, I’ve been relying on the kindness of others to get by.

I am in desperate need of that kindness again, because even though I managed to pay my rent and basic utilities for the month, I still need help to get groceries and pay my credit card bill which is, unfortunately, due before I receive my welfare again on March 31st.

Again, I know this is a lot to ask, but if anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would save my life, and sharing helps just as much.

£0/£200!!

✨️PayPal✨️

batmanisagatewaydrug:

w0lfskitten:

cringedog:

cringedog:

to all the warriors who will feel pressured to shave their legs now that it’s warm enough to wear shorts… HOLD THE LINE!!!

as this post gets closer to hitting 1k i can hear the “i just hate the feeling of hair” people approaching in the distance & when they get here im turning off reblogs

The feeling of getting into bed with fresh, clean sheets after a nice warm shower with freshly shaven legs is better than sex

no one asked

milquetoaast:

milquetoaast:

haters will say i wont make pancakes for breakfasyt tomorrow

haters also said id make them too thin they were right

fishtrouts:

Everybody, this is Grym! He’s Hopper’s father and a traditionally evil dragon but with some extra razzle-dazzle added 🪩✨

Patreon

k-simplex-deactivated20241001:

what the fuck are you trying to sell me

sourcreammachine:

bigandtired-deactivated20250405:

swoodthis:

gayseyjones:

dangdfeng:

teathattast:

zitrontorte:

roberteospeedwagon:

THERE ARE MORE IMAGES OF THE TWO OF THEM???

TWO MORE OF THEM

TWO MORE OF THEM

MORE

@mycastletown

TWO MORE OF THEM!!!

liongrl321:

mokubaskaiba:

young-replica:

i am too tired to be on this fcking website lol

tokoartss:

vvileentityart:

Angy

lianxingkoi:

ashyslashyy:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

when he says “ahwooo” it’s scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says “the werewolves of london” and you think oh.. i’m not in london. but then you remember they could travel

madscience:

honeycakelion:

you WILL look at the cookies wife and I have made

tpwrtrmnky:

Hey uh hi so if you’re trans and haven’t really got a lot of life experience with functioning on HRT, you may want to try all that Normal Life Advice that never worked for you in the before times.

That means

U g h

Drinking water. Taking vitamins. Getting… siiiigh… physical activity…

Because now that you don’t have the Everything Sucks filter, unfortunately, those things are going to actually feel good.

I know. It’s aggravating. I am chugging my water angrily as we speak.

monza2019:

malygos:

happy st. patrick’s day, here’s a reminder that the english invaded and colonized our country, attempted genocide, when that didnt work punished us for speaking our own language and enjoying our culture to the point where precious few even speak Gaeilge as a primary language, brutally crushed those who attempted to rebel, ignited a civil war intentionally so they could keep the north, fanned the flames of the Troubles, allowed prisoners to starve to death on hunger strike to send a message, treated us like 2nd class citizens in both our own country and in the UK for years, CONTINUE to fuck over the north, and now attempt to profit off our national holiday by getting really drunk even though the alcohol issues that my country is famous for are due to the above reasons. have a good one

I made this post in 2017. I feel it’s important to re-add the fact that all this happening to the irish does not make reverse racism real. white people are not oppressed. who do you think did all this to the irish? white british people. and the irish ended up using racism to their advantage particularly in the US to claim whiteness for ourselves. ireland is a deeply racist country today. our colonisation and genocide does not excuse our and our diaspora’s treatment of people of colour.

instead of leaving stupid comments on this post, please donate to the choctaw nation, especially if you are a white american claiming any irish heritage. if you’re in ireland, petition for an end to direct provision, as well as finding out what you can about asylum seekers rights groups in our country (I am most familiar with MASI, but there are plenty within easily googleable reach.) and listen to and support people of colour when they talk about the racism they experience, instead of using the irish as justification for your victim complex. any irish person that encourages that is just a racist using our history of violence, genocide and displacement as their weapon.

blu-et:


fucking brutal section headings from the herman melville wikipedia page

libraryspectre:

jixiani:

libraryspectre:

To the welder I saw as I was leaving work yesterday: you were up on the roof of the building coming up next door. The sun was setting, the sky already dark behind you, and you were glowing reddish-pink in the light of your torch. You were lit up the exact color as the sky across the bridge, like you were holding your own sparking, setting sun. It would have been a beautiful painting, but I’m not a painter, and I wish you could have seen it.

I have no idea if I got this anything like the real image, but this is the image this post conjured in my mind. Just a quick and sloppy doodle because I read this and couldn’t not try to draw it.

This is so beautiful!!!! You got the colors just right

flyin-shark:

hairenya:

Proving a point to my bf

Do you still call disposable plates made of styrofoam “paper plates”

Yes

No

See Results

For reference these are the kind of plates in question

Those are styrofoam plates, not paper ones

These things are made from oil!

somethingusefulfromflorida:

captain-price-unofficially:

Pepsi distributed Dr Pepper (on the left) And Coca-Cola distributed Dr Pepper (on the right). Dr. Pepper isn’t owned by either company, it is it’s own company Keurig Doctor Pepper, BUT they don’t have a bottling facility. In an area, they use whichever bottling facility gives them the best deal. That’s why sometimes it’s Pepsi shaped and sometimes it’s Coke shaped.

letterful:

yupokaysuremhm:

smol-satan:

yupokaysuremhm:

Do you like the color of tumblr mobile?

Which one?

I sat here 

Like an absolute dumbass

@ everyone reblogging this currently, I hope you know that you got me back. I fell for my own post. Not only are we all fools, but we’re the entire circus

virtualgirladvance:

text saying "surround urself with transgender furries" written on a tiled wall with black markerALT

evilrat-sabre:

michigan-the-state:

headspace-hotel:

foxtail354:

thenatsdorf:

Itchy snoot. 

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

HE DIRT BROKEN :(

@vocabulary-altering-posts

piosplayhouse:

Complete non sequitur but btw in the Japanese edition of scum villain sqq does get called Shen-senpai

lofi-hearts:

velvetys:

Every 10 years or so they have to release a bad fantastic four movie and it’s very important that the movie is bad

pocketss:

happy old gnoll

bongjoonheaux:

Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 “It dependssss” prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

ctiren:

bongjoonheaux:

Chapter 1: I’ve been transported to a new world and must suck 100 dicks to get home??

Chapter 407: Grasping me by the shoulders, my bloodied senior says my father’s death wasn’t my fault, that I was just a scared kid and that I’m allowed to seek comfort. Weeping, I suck his– my hundredth– dick

Tumblr tag: and then you have to decide whether to recommend it to people on the basis of the healing narrative yeah.ALT

chic-a-gigot:

vintagefashionplates:

dozydawn:

this is so beautiful

1940s

busket:

I feel lucky that my pet became a meme that was not adopted and used by nazis. everyone that has told me they adore this meme is a cool person and not a scumbag loser. if she became the face of a crypto scam or the name of an illegal government entity id have a crisis


naamahdarling:

hollyevolving:

alexaloraetheris:

thornsilver:

ampervadasz:

I kill you

Unmute for full effect.

This is literally how movies introduce the most badass monster that’s gonna wreck the protagonist’s entire week.

The sudden stare

iD: A mesh sided cat carrier sits on a car seat. It is impossible to see inside but SOMETHING is in there, tearing at the mesh with all its might. We can see claws, hear the sounds of zippers jingling and the insistent ripping and plucking. After several seconds, the large eyes of a black cat become visible behind the mesh, followed by an anticlimactic, normal-volume meow.

The comedic timing is excellent.

benjaminbadger:

scrawnym4:

trying to make unlikable characters

@crompkin Me when you said you y/n fic desired Arthur tbh

xantchaslegacy:

bedupolker:

Think of how much longer he would have lived if he hadn’t let all those 2.4 million babies drain his precious life force

flipchild:

tonysaintborgi:

eremitical:

eremitical:

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

iamineskew:

the-haiku-bot:

easilyconfusedpenguin:

lastoneout:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

tophtherocker:

curlicuecal:

ctrl-salt-delete:

crazy-brazilian:

going to work 😌

the extremely ominous part in the middle where he picked up a hammer and just held it for a minute like he was threatening the car into compliance

@identifying-cars-in-posts

2008-2017 Wuling Rongguang/Chevrolet N300

went on a fun prev tags hunt to find this and so now all of you have to see it too

That isn’t even a car any more, that thing is a Contraption

That isn’t even

a car any more, that thing

is a Contraption

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@elogaming linux mentioned.you use that

melody-sy:

what am i doing

herecomesthementalmeltdown:

anonpolls:

How do you pronounce etc?

Etsa

Ehkt

Eee Tea Sea

Etsy

Other

See Results

Thanks, Anon!


-submit your poll!-

holdingyourwires:

this is the pwnagotchi! she is my everything rn

shes a little machine that hacks wifi