Yeesh these are just like… an idea that suddenly popped up in my head, honestly ideas always popled in my head every like… 10 seconds or so Im just having a hard time fighting the demons off before they make me burnout lol
No comics for this one, cause again, it’s just a fleeting idea. A fleeting idea that somehow made lore for this. Anyways. Enjoy!
hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era
Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people’s goop
Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old:
You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills.
You’re gonna be okay.
Fuck I needed to hear this today.
There’s many goops but things do generally get better with each goopening. Especially that first one.
are therapists using this post as advice for their patients??? hello???
that 50yo saying we regoop again and again is giving me much-needed hope. I’m definitely re-goopening and re-emerging, and hearing that this is growth and not just suffering is empowering <3
Papal fun facts #1: He has never stabbed a man in the shin with the papal butter knife for blocking the popemobile on a german cross country roadtrip that ended with him being arrested on a DUI
Tumblr holidays not being used for the rest of the world is weird. What do you mean I have to go to school/work? Don’t you people know Julius Caesar was stabbed multiple times?
theres this genre of music i call “exhausting” and its really really popular for unknown reasons. when a song has a lot of energy but isnt even funky at all it sucks so bad man. what am i supposed to do. dreampop/doom metal girlie i must disclose #slowmusic
This is how I feel about 90% of indie pop from the 2010s, just extremely upbeat and rigid for no fucking reason, like how am I supposed to dance with cute art school girls when this band is painfully unaware of the concept of swing
I love Josh’s anti-classism so much. I grew up in a single parent household that didn’t have time/the ability to cook. I taught myself as an adult and ended up loving it. I cook with this stuff a lot. Shit, the RealLemon juice ends up in a lot of my cocktails. Sure, I like fancy ingredients when I can afford them and I have things I get picky about using - but I have bad hands, mincing garlic is painful as fuck. There’s a lot to be said for knowing how to work with what you have. Don’t shame people for trying, don’t shame people for feeding their families things that they enjoy.
if you are only a good cook if you have access to premium ingredients at whole foods or above prices then you arent really a good cook
Werewolf who desperately doesn’t want to change back. Werewolf who clings to his monstrous shape for as long as he possibly can, resisting as he feels himself turning back at dawn. Werewolf who weeps when his claws shrink back into fingers and he loses his fangs and fur. Werewolf who holes up in bed, miserable and meticulously watching the moon cycle each month until he can transform again.
I’m starting to sound like a nutcase at work because upper management keeps trying to implement AI programs and AI assistants and Chat GPT and my middle-of-the-road, don’t-infodump, don’t-engage response has been “I don’t like AI”, “I prefer to remain in control of my own tasks”, “I’d rather make my own mistakes”, and “I don’t trust any machine smarter than a toaster”
Wow, it sure is crazy how Terry Pratchett wrote Good Omens completely on his own. With nobody else involved. At all.
Folks, please. We can’t do this. We can’t pretend that Gaiman didn’t contribute to Good Omens and it emerged fully-formed from Pratchett’s head. I am as devastated as everyone else about what we’ve learned but we can’t just damnatio memoriae our way out of this.
Bad people can make good art.
Bad people can appear good. Sometimes for a very long time.
Just because someone turns out to be a bad person does not mean their art was bad all along and anything good they made was made by someone else. The world just doesn’t work like that.
We’re not doing the “hastune miku wrote harry potter” bullshit again.
ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself “people in real life: hey man how’s it going” and i keep it pushing
The other knights break into the sorceress’s castle to rescue their former leader, who has been enthralled by the cursed amulet.
But the former knight is like “what? No. It’s not a cursed amulet, it just shows you what you’d look like if you transitioned. There’s no curse.”
“but why did you join the sorceress then?”
“her minions get fully covered healthcare, including transition. Do you know how long and expensive the process to get just one genderawap potion is, when you’re an underpaid adventurer for the kingdom?”
Sorceress: “it’s true, it’s not cursed. I just showed her what she could be… The black leather outfit and lightning powers were her idea, though.”
Everybody keeps saying BTS fans will show up to kill me for saying I don’t like BTS that much but I’ve yet to see any.
Rararara how DARE you not like my blorbo blah blah etc
There, that should either satisfy them or jinx you, lets see which it is.
Can currently living real people be blorbos? That feels weird to me.
The American music industry is quite bad don’t get me wrong like yikes however in my opinion the Korean pop industry is even more extreme. They basically make children do 16 hour work days for the chance to get turned into a money generator with no visible pores that might not get to keep a fraction of the money they’re making for their record label and the South Korean government.
I can’t change any of that though so you know. Bubblegum pop in my ears.
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